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Memphis’ Bikini-clad Lawncare Story Sweeps the Globe

What could be better than a woman cutting your grass in a bikini?

Well, according the mass media, not very much. News outlets from Cleveland to Bangkok have picked up on the story about Tiger Time Lawn Care …

What could be better than a woman cutting your grass in a bikini?

Well, according the mass media, not very much. News outlets from Cleveland to Bangkok have picked up on the story about Tiger Time Lawn Care, which offers lawn-cutting babes in bikinis to Memphians who don’t mind paying a little extra to, well, watch lawn-cutting babes in bikinis.

Lee Cathey, Tiger Time owner, told a local TV news team, “We had a couple of customers sitting in lawn chairs drink beer just enjoying the bikini cut.”

Cathey, every bit the forward-thinking businessman, plans to offer leaf-raking babes come fall. He adds that he’s fielded no requests for similar services employing scantily-clad men.