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Memphis Thieves Rob SWAT Team

Say what you will about Memphis’ crime problem, our crooks have cojones the size of cantalopes.

The Wake County, North Carolina, SWAT team was on its way to a SWAT competition in Little Rock, Arkansas, on Monday, when they stopped in Memphis to sample some of the famous food at Interstate Bar-B-Que on South Third. …

Say what you will about Memphis’ crime problem, our crooks have cojones the size of cantalopes.

The Wake County, North Carolina, SWAT team was on its way to a SWAT competition in Little Rock, Arkansas, on Monday, when they stopped in Memphis to sample some of the famous food at Interstate Bar-B-Que on South Third.

While team members were enjoying their meal, some unidentified suspects in a stolen Ford Expedition broke into the SWAT vehicle and stole all the high-powered weapons the team had left in the car.

The vehicle used in the break-in has since been recovered, but the weapons, including three fully automatic rifles, have not yet been located. More details are available at the WMC-TV 5 Website.

We’re still trying to imagine the scene at the competition in Little Rock: “Uh, hey, can we, like, borrow a couple AK-47s…”

-Cherie Heiberg