A somewhat official missive recently turned up in our in-box, trumpeting a rather sensuous-sounding civic event, scheduled to occur on July 3, 2002. The letter, which contained more capital letters than one letter should, read, “The Mayor’s Office of Multicultural and Religious Affairs, Division of Public Services and Neighborhoods, City of Memphis anf The Multicultural Public Relations Committee, Cordially Invites You to Proclaim, Pledge, and Celebrate, ‘A Community in Love.'”
With all due respect to those involved, Fly On the Wall would like to officially respond, “Not Until After We’re Married.”
