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On The Scene: First Day of Play at Links of Audubon

 I was lost.

The course was right there, shining green through the early-morning haze like a scene from ESPN Films. But the first tee and my buddies, John and Lang, were nowhere in sight. I hadn’t played 18 holes since I was a teenager. Lang plays nearly every week. John plays a little less than that. But none of us are scratch golfers. We’re improving. When I finally wheeled in the parking lot, it all made sense. 

This was the first day of play at the Links at Audubon, a highly anticipated day more than a year in the making. But this was early days still and it wasn’t all figured out yet. There was no clubhouse. No pro shop. There was, however, a construction trailer and another trailer for bathrooms. A handful of golfers changed shoes and futzed with golf bags near cars on a shiny new slab of night-sky blacktop. I found John and Lang there.

Beyond that parking lot, an unfinished chainlink corral, and past construction workers hurrying here and there, the brand new Links at Audubon Park shimmered again through the haze and ESPN Films music swelled in my head.

The course closed in November 2022 for a complete overhaul that cost between $8 million and $9 million, depending on what you read. I was not a golfer when the project began. But I was a reporter. 

Near hole 12 of the Links at Audubon (Photo: Toby Sells)

At the time, I thought, “$8 million for another public golf course here?” It sounded absurd. I scoffed when Memphis City Council members Chase Carlisle and Ford Canale, who helped to rework the original plan, said they did it to give more green space for the “non-golfing public.” The golfing public is likely 5 percent (or less) of the total Memphis population, I thought. Why spend so much on them? 

Then, the bug bit. I started playing Overton Park 9 in November and haven’t been able to stop. Maybe I still don’t understand why the city spends so much on golf but I can say Memphis courses offer an astonishing array of experiences here. But I turned my mind off to all of that on the first tee and drank it in. 

The low green rises, the gentle swales, the steeply sloped greens were manicured to a Mario World precision; squint and you could wonder if it wasn’t all rendered in perfect pixels. A mowed line cut along the fringe of the fairway made it look inset, premium. Long, silver grasses swayed and the bough of old hardwoods hushed in the morning breeze. 

We swayed, to yacht rock. We always do when John’s in the group. The music is at a tastefully volume — just loud enough to be heard in the cart — and it’s the perfect soundtrack to the activity. It straddles some line between irony and entertainment, much like my take on golf itself. I’m no country club guy, but here I am, having fun.           

That’s something I’ve learned on Memphis golf courses. Nobody’s going to run you down because you’re not an ace shooter. They’ll support the heck out of you. Our day at Audubon was punctuated with a murmured “g’shot,” or a loud “hell yeah,” or “nice” when were weren’t verbally coaxing balls to keep running or stop running. 

Photo: Toby Sells

That’s what golf is all about. That’s what friendship and support is all about. You don’t have to be great to have fun. And I learned that on those Memphis golf courses. I certainly hope (and do think) there’s a Memphis Parks experience out there for everyone in town, to hopefully have that thing I found on our golf courses. 

For decades to come, Audubon will remain a place we can all laugh at our own mistakes and continue to believe our next shot will be great, to believe in the future. 

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On the Fly: 8/02/24-8/07/24

Edgar Allan Poe Speakeasy
New Daisy Theatre
Thursday, August 1, 10 p.m. | Friday, August 2, 10 p.m. | Saturday, August 3, noon, 8 p.m., 10 p.m.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of Edgar Allan Poe. While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a speakeasy straight out of any Poe-head’s dreams within a dream. The pop-up Edgar Allan Poe Speakeasy will take you through a four-part interactive show and cocktail experience, bringing to life tales like “The Raven,” “The Masque of the Red Death,” and “The Black Cat.” Each tale will be paired with a signature cocktail. Tickets are $48-$62 and can be purchased here.

Death Drop at Hotel Le’George
The Evergreen Theatre
Friday, August 2, 8 p.m. | Saturday, August 3, 8 p.m. | Sunday, August 4, 2 p.m.
Ain’t murder a drag? That’s what Friends of George’s will have you asking as you watch their whodunit Death Drop at Hotel Le’George. Winston, the frazzled property manager, faces the monumental task of restoring the hotel’s former glory while navigating the chaos brought by a motley crew of eccentric guests and staff, and an untimely death that rocks the hotel. Bursting with heart, humor, and “more plot twists than a drag queen’s wig collection,” Death Drop will bring all the laughs, gasps, and cheers. Tickets are $30 (purchase here), and if you can’t make this weekend’s performances, don’t worry: Catch a performance on August 8, 9, or 10. Performances are 18+. 

Brewology Tour
Hampline Brewing Company
Friday, August 2, 6 p.m.
Something’s a-brewing this weekend — that’s not meant to sound ominous, I promise. In fact, it’s meant to sound very promising because it’s International Beer Day and Hampline is celebrating with a free Brewology tour, where you can learn about the behind-the-scenes brewing process and sample some of Hampline’s favorite beers. Sign up here.

We So Memphis Competition
Growlers
Friday, August 2, 7:30 p.m.
DJ Zirk and RyanTheMind present a celebration of the legends of Memphis entertainment. The night will include a checkin’ battle between the best comedians in the city, a rap battle between veteran and emerging hip-hop artists, and a jookin’ battle between the best dancers in the city. The audience will also enjoy surprise appearances and performances from the pioneers of Memphis sound. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door.  

Explore Memphest
Cornelia Crenshaw Memorial Library
Saturday, August 3, 1-4 p.m.
You better book it to the library this weekend — and not just for the books. This weekend, the Cornelia Crenshaw Memorial Library will be celebrating Explore Memphest with free food, live music from local bands, and story time and crafts. Learn about what your libraries and community organizations have to offer, and for inspiring entertainment, go on a Storywalk with your child at this free family-friendly event. And OverDrive, the company behind Libby (my personal fav app), Sora, and Kanopy, will be bringing its Library Vehicle, where patrons can discover how they can check out ebooks, audiobooks, magazines, comic books, and more for free from their library using OverDrive’s Libby app, and through school libraries using the Sora app. Children will also have the opportunity to explore and engage with Peppa Pig products, Peppa Pig activity and coloring sheets, and Peppa Pig book titles. (Peppa Pig?! Heck yeah!)

Barbie Screening + Design While You Watch!
Memphis Brooks Museum of Art
Saturday, August 3, 2-4 p.m.
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party at the Brooks! This Saturday, the museum is screening 2023’s Barbie in honor of the exhibit “Christian Siriano: People Are People,” which closes on Sunday. The museum will bring a piece of the atelier experience to the screening. Using the provided clipboards and colored pencils, you’ll have a chance to customize a fashion illustration during the movie. Maybe, you’ll be inspired by Barbie’s wardrobe or maybe you’ll find inspiration in the exhibition. Imagination, life is your creation. Tickets are $20. (P.S. If you’re looking to get a final peek at “People Are People,” Saturday at 10 a.m.-noon, you can enjoy free admission to the museum. It’s also a Super Saturday, which means free art-making for the family.) 

Memphis Roller Derby Double Header
Pipkin Building
Saturday, August 3, 4-9 p.m.
Roll on down to the Pipkin for the Memphis Roller Derby Double Header. Memphis will host Red Stick’s Capital Defenders (Baton Rouge, LA) who take on the Memphis A-Tracks at 5 p.m. Then at 7 p.m., Memphis’ home teams go head-to-head in a Ghouls vs. Minions match. So come to root for Memphis against Baton Rouge (I say this as someone from Louisiana: BOO, BATON ROUGE!) and stay to cheer for your favorite home team: Minions or Ghouls. Pok Cha’s Egg Rolls will be there, and there’ll be beer, merch, baked goods, halftime entertainment, and chuck a duck. Holly Whitfield will also be on-site to sign her 100 Things to Do in Memphis Before You Die. Tickets are $15 for adults, $5 for kids, and under 5 free. Tickets available online and at the door.

Memphis Youth Art Mart
Wiseacre OG
Sunday, August 4, 1-5 p.m.
The kids are alright; they’re putting on a youth art mart this Sunday. High school artists will be selling their art at Wiseacre. Invest now while you can afford them.

There’s always something happening in Memphis. See a full calendar of events here.

Submit events here or by emailing calendar@memphisflyer.com.

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Hear Memphis’ Sonic Sisters

When we sent our latest cover story, “Sonic Sisters,” to print on Tuesday, we knew we weren’t done with it yet. If you haven’t read it, we won’t judge you — let me rephrase, most of us won’t judge you. Seriously, read it. We worked hard on it, but not as hard as the women in music we talk about in the story. They are producing some amazing stuff at an amazing rate.

That being said, we made a playlist full of music by just some of our favorite women in the scene, and because the Flyer is God’s gift to man, we figured we’d share it. No need to thank us.

Remember, this is only a sampling. A chaotic sampling to be sure. There are so many genres jammed in here, but that’s to be expected. 

As Miz Stefani, founder of Women in Memphis Music (WiMM) showcase series at B-Side, said, “Girls are everywhere here. They’re in reggae, Americana, jazz, hardcore, punk, rock, and hip-hop. And there are some doing genres that I don’t even have names for. … We’re all over the map, and it’s unbelievable. We can’t be pigeonholed.”

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2024 Tambourine Bash Lineup Announced

You might imagine that today’s announcement of the featured artists in October’s Tambourine Bash at the Overton Park Shell was meant to synchronize with this week’s Memphis Flyer cover story celebrating Memphis women in music. After all, the new lineup for the annual fundraising concert for Music Export Memphis (MEM) is loaded with some of the city’s great sonic sisters. But Elizabeth Cawein, MEM’s executive director, swears the gender skew was sheer serendipity. “It’s funny because, to be totally honest, we hadn’t thought about it at all,” she says. “But it is so heavily representative of women — I love it!”

It’s proof positive of the ways Memphis music is evolving today, and typical of the kind of synergy that happens when an organization like MEM is so diverse, equitable, and inclusive. Guided only by the principle of lending Memphis musicians a hand, serving as an “engine and platform to grow their careers and elevate Memphis’ profile as a contemporary music city,” MEM has an embarrassment of riches to work with, from all corners of the music world.

What’s more, the Tambourine Bash, now in its sixth year, is a unique space where all of those corners can come crashing together, with some imaginative and inspiring results. That’s in part because Cawein chose early on to structure the event around the intense spirit of collaboration that characterizes this city. When artists play the Tambourine Bash, they don’t just appear with their usual performing bands. Instead, three contrasting artists or bands are thrown together to work with each other in any way they see fit. It’s all about the mash-up. Take this year’s lineup, for example:

  • Lana J + EsMod + Aybil
  • Tonya Dyson + Daykisser + ADUBB
  • Lina Beach + Jessica Ray + Ryan Peel
  • Wyly Bigger + MadameFraankie + Blueshift Ensemble
  • Sunweight + Oakwalker + Jeremy Stanfill 
  • Southern Avenue + surprise guest collaborator 
  • FINALE: Superjam featuring all Tambourine Bash performers, produced by Boo Mitchell

Mixing and matching such versatile artists makes the Tambourine Bash unique, for audience members and performers alike. “Curating this lineup is one of my absolute favorite things that I get the privilege to do,” says Cawein. “And artists around the city know about it, so they get excited. I send that email saying, ‘Hey, are you available on October 10th?’ And they get pumped. I love that.”

It’s indicative not only of how collaborative artists here can be, but also of how comfortable they feel when working with MEM. “I feel like they have a lot of trust, too,” Cawein observes. “When I reach out and say, ‘We’re going to put you together with some other artists, and I don’t know who they are yet, but I promise it’ll be good,’ they trust me. And that feels great because it means I can really just come up with some stuff that will be cool.”

One reason it works is because Cawein keeps an ear close to the ground of the local scene. “I have people in my head, and a sense of the scene and where it is and what’s popping. Maybe it’s artists I’ve been playing on my show on WYXR [Straight from the Source] or people that have come across my radar for other reasons. And I’ll have a working document for a solid year. Like, as soon as we do Tambourine Bash this year, I’m sure I’ll have another doc, where I’m dropping names of artists in that I want to feature next time.”

This year’s creative mix have some Tambourine Bash firsts. “One set from this year that I’m super excited about is Wyly Bigger, MadameFraankie, and Blueshift Ensemble,” says Cawein. “We’ve included horns several years. We’ve had the Mighty Souls Brass Band, we’ve had Lucky Seven Brass Band, but this year I really wanted strings. And so Blueshift just popped to mind. As I started putting that one together, I’m thinking about Wyly’s piano playing and just the sort of raucousness of that, mixed with MadameFraankie, who is so versatile as a guitar player, especially the stuff that she’s done with Talibah Safiya recently, just really funky and soulful and kind of gritty, but also going in a very experimental, electronic kind of direction. And then to have strings with that, I’m just so excited about the flavors that have been combined there. I can’t wait to see that one.”

It seems the universe delivered on Cawein’s wish for strings in other ways, too. “The funny thing is that we have strings in several places this year because we have Oakwalker, and we also have EsMod, who is a rapper in that first collaboration on the bill [but] is a violinist as well.”

Another favorite group of artists is a group who originally were competing for a single slot on the bill. “One that I’m really excited about is Lina Beach, Ryan Peel, and Jessica Ray,” Cawein adds. “Jessica Ray was one of the winners of a partnership we did with Choose901. We got them to call on their audiences to vote for artists they wanted to see on the Tambourine Bash lineup. And the secret, that you can totally reveal here, is that we ended up adding all three of them. We narrowed them to finalists, and we had people vote, but in the end, it was like, ‘I want all three of these artists,’ and that was Jessica Ray, Oakwalker, and Jeremy Stanfill.

“So Lina Beach sings and she’s a songwriter, but she’s such an amazing guitar player! And I knew I wanted a big, bodacious vocal to pair with her, and we had a lot of beautiful vocals on the lineup already, don’t get me wrong. But I wanted someone who is just a belter, right? And so I thought of Jessica Ray.”

That’s but a fraction of the sparks that are bound to fly come October. As usual, all artists performing at the Bash will congregate onstage for the finale led by Boo Mitchell. That too should offer some surprises, on a night when all should set aside their preconceptions and expect the unexpected, as these harbingers of the city’s musical future gather together for an unforgettable night.

Click here to reserve your tickets to the 2024 Tambourine Bash now.

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MATA Commissioners Authorize $1 Million Insurance Plan

The Memphis Area Transit Authority (MATA) has authorized an insurance plan nearing $1 million during their July 30th board of commissioners meeting. This decision comes as questions still surround the organization’s financial status.

MATA recommended the global insurance brokerage Arthur J. Gallagher & Co. for their plan starting through August 1, 2024, through July 31, 2025. Officials said the premium is an excess of $992,000. They said this is reasonable “based on today’s market” and is “very important for the company.”

“It’s an expense that MATA incurs every year,” an official said. “Obviously the amount differs each year. In view of MATA’s current cash flow circumstances, this is a very significant expenditure — just as any expenditure close to $1 million would be.”

Board chairman Michael Fulton expressed his concern with a policy totaling almost $1 million given the agency’s $60 million deficit.

Hamish Davidson of J.S. Held LLC, MATA’s external CFO, said as recently as Tuesday, he consulted with the city of Memphis and said MATA expected to raise an invoice against the city to “draw down against the operational grant funding” up to $1 million to cover the plan.

Shortly after gaining approval for the insurance plan, the agency informed its board that they are preparing to present one of its “most consequential budgets of MATA’s history.” 

Officials decided to forego a traditional finance report as their finance team is working on the year-end closeout which they plan to present in August. They said this will show how the organization fared for the year. 

The board of commissioners were presented with a draft of the budget, but it was not available to the public for review.

“We felt as though it would be important to put a draft of this budget in front of you,” interim CEO Bacarra Mauldin said to the organization’s board of commissioners. “We’re not going to discuss it in any detail today because we plan to have a very robust finance committee meeting, and we want to make sure you are armed with as much information as possible going into that process.”

Mauldin said they have the opportunity to balance their budget for the first time in a “considerable” amount of years. She said she is honoring her commitment to present a balanced budget to the board.

In June, the city of Memphis allocated $30 million to the organization for FY25. Shelby County gave MATA $1.2 million, which Mauldin previously said was “consistent with where they’ve been for the past few years.”

At the end of budget season, Davidson told commissioners that he would present a timetable that addresses the current and future state of their budget.

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Agricenter International Hosts Feast on the Farm 

Agricenter International will host its 10th annual Feast on the Farm Gala this Saturday, August 3rd, at 6 p.m. The organization’s largest fundraiser of the year will feature live music by Kevin and Bethany Paige, silent and live auctions, and a diverse selection of small plates that highlight the best of Memphis’ culinary scene.

Dishes and drinks will be from The Butcher Shop Steakhouse, Grazin’ Tables Charcuterie & Eatery, Memphis Made Brewing Company, Off the Square Catering, Shipley Do-Nuts, Sufi’s Mediterranean Grill & Bar, Villa Castrioti, and more.

“We expect over 600 people,” says Agricenter president John Butler. “We’re very thrilled to have so many members of the community come out and celebrate with us. All the funds that we raise — 100 percent — go back to support our education efforts. We invest everything back in to support our education, so that team works tirelessly trying to talk about the importance of agriculture, not only in this community, but as it relates back to people’s lives, everything you can think of from sustainability to environmental concerns to health and nutrition. 

“More and more our community understands that food is health, so making good choices around nutrition is extremely important, and our educators are out in the community, working. This year, we worked with over 18,000 students through a variety of different STEAM enrichment classes, but we also have a lot of adult programs, and that’s what I think really makes us unique.”

Adult program topics include farm safety, workforce development, introduction to agriculture, drone technology, and more. 

Feast on the Farm also coincides with the Agricenter’s 45th anniversary. Since its founding in 1979, Butler says, with the changes in the agriculture industry and the community, the Agricenter, too, has evolved. “Understanding the importance of the agriculture community has probably never been more important than it is today. 

“Our whole society started through an agrarian outlook,” Butler says, “and then as we move more and more over time away from the farm and into urban communities, we probably lost a little contact with how we actually grow our own food. And what I’ve seen the last couple years is that there’s a real strategic interest in getting some of those things back. People are taking some of our beginning farmer classes, or some of our new classes around organics and learning more about the industry. We have an equine campus; we have a farmers market. We have a research farm; we have a research park; we help recruit startups. Agricenter is more than just a place. We create a lot of economic and community investment. We have a $524 million annual impact, both direct and indirect activities that we host here. So it’s more than just tourism.”

As Butler looks to the future, he hopes Agricenter continues on its innovative and progressive path. For now, he encourages people to get their tickets to Feast on the Farm fast because they’re sure to sell out.

Couples tickets are $250 and can be purchased here.

Feast on the Farm Gala, ShowPlace Arena, Agricenter International, Saturday, August 3, 6-10:30 p.m.

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Memphis Is My Boyfriend: End of Summer Blues

Summer break is over, and no one is particularly happy about it. But that doesn’t mean you don’t have time to still do something meaningful with your tweens and teens before homework starts rolling in.

Wonky’s Not So Famous Treats

We decided to surprise our kids with a “candy tasting.” Imagine if you went to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. You’d probably see treats of all shapes and sizes. Displays where everything is edible. Color-changing drinks. Chocolate in the form of solids, liquids, and everything in between. You might even battle some evil sea creature that’s made entirely from candy.

Actually, I’m describing our experience at Wonky’s Not So Famous Treats! This was the most amazing experience with the coolest aesthetics. We all enjoyed the ocean decor and the jellyfish hanging from the ceiling. The kids enjoyed discovering all the edible items on the dessert platter. Those sweet and creative treats were mind-blowing. The kids sampled the tentacle twizzlers, chocolate rocks, gushy eyeballs, delicious cheesecake, and so much more. And Wonky’s offered a variety of flavors and textures: chewy, crunchy, chocolaty, fruity, sour, creamy, cold, gummy, and tarty. Oh, and the adult drinks were on point.

Final Summer Curriculum Update

Our kids finally rode the MATA bus, and the experience did not disappoint! We started off by giving them a bus schedule and explaining to them that they were to ride the bus from our community to Downtown. Together, they researched what the Downtown terminal looks like so they would know it when they got off. They also familiarized themselves with the names of major streets they would encounter. We gave each child a dollar for the bus fare and dropped them off. 

Midway through their bus ride, we texted the kids and asked them how it was going. When they replied that they were bored, hubby and I decided to offer extra credit: “Great!!! Here’s your mandatory extra credit. After exiting the bus, you must get on the trolley and use ‘Find My’ to locate us. We will be on South Main.”

The kids loved the challenge, but it soon appeared that they were in over their heads. Ten minutes later, the kids called us. “Mom,” they said, “we got off too early. We don’t know exactly where we are.” I took a deep breath and replied, “You have all the technology you need at your fingertips. Figure out where you are and the distance to where you should be.” (Don’t worry, I knew exactly where they were.) Within minutes, they called back and said that they were a block from the terminal and were headed for the trolley. They used “Find My” to locate us and rode the trolley to our exact location.

Here are the kids’ experiences in their own words:

16-year-old: I liked when the bus took off, but soon it was meh.

12-year-old: It was fun at first, but the smell was odd. 

12-year-old: When you first get on, it’s fun! But when strangers started coming on and talking weirdly, it got awkward. 

10-year-old: The ride was really bumpy and a little scary for me!

School-Year Prep

You might not be ready for school, but school is ready for you! Here are a few tips:

• If you have a teenaged daughter, make sure she keeps a “period pack” at school. This should consist of a few pads and wipes as well as a clean pair of underwear and school appropriate pants. (Because accidents do happen.)

• Assign each teenager a laundry day. On that day, their laundry must be washed, dried, folded, or hung up.

• Remind the kids of the difference between the school’s grading scale and your grading scale. (A 70 is still a D to me.)

• Create a school supply stash. Yes, you’re going to spend hundreds of dollars on school supplies. And yes, by October your child is still going to need something. 

• Keep at least $40 in ones at home. Nothing is worse than finding out at the last minute that you need $13 for a field trip. (Schools are not at liberty to give change for $20 and there’s too much to do in the morning to stop for cash.)

• Backpacks must be packed the night before.

Tips from teenagers to teenagers

• Complete your assignments as soon as you get them. 

• Use your time after school wisely.

• A friend who is mean to other people is not your friend.

• Get your clothes ready the night before.

• Charge your school device.

• Don’t skip first or second breakfast.

• Always carry deodorant. Always.

• Never tell anyone your locker combination.

• Structure is your friend.

Also … my eldest got a 28 on the ACT! #proudparent. 

Patricia Lockhart is a native Memphian who loves to read, write, cook, and eat. @realworkwife @memphisismyboyfriend

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Free Will Astrology: Week of 08/01/24

ARIES (March 21-April 19): One meaning of the word “palette” is a flat board on which painters place a variety of pigments to apply to their canvas. What would be a metaphorical equivalent to a palette in your life? Maybe it’s a diary or journal where you lay out the feelings and ideas you use to craft your fate. Perhaps it’s an inner sanctuary where you retreat to organize your thoughts and meditate on upcoming decisions. Or it could be a group of allies with whom you commune and collaborate to enhance each other’s destinies. However you define your palette, Aries, I believe the time is right to enlarge its size and increase the range of pigments you can choose from.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The star that Westerners call Arcturus has a different name among indigenous Australians: Marpeankurrk. In their part of the world, it begins to rise before dawn in August. For the Boorong people of Northwest Victoria, this was once a sign to hunt for the larvae of wood ants, which comprised a staple food for months. I bring this up, Taurus, because heavenly omens are telling me you should be on the lookout for new sources of sustenance and fuel. What’s your metaphorical equivalent of wood ant larvae?

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Seventy percent of the world’s macadamia nuts have a single ancestor: a particular tree in Queensland, Australia. In 1896, two Hawaiian brothers took seeds from this tree and brought them back to their homestead in Oahu. From that small beginning, Hawaiian macadamia nuts have come to dominate the world’s production. I foresee you soon having resemblances to that original tree, Gemini. What you launch in the coming weeks and months could have tremendous staying power and reach far beyond its original inspiration.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Ketchup flows at about 0.03 miles per hour. In 35 hours, it could travel about a mile. I think you should move at a similar speed in the coming days. The slower you go, the better you will feel. The more deeply focused you are on each event, and the more you allow the rich details to unfold in their own sweet time, the more successful you will be at the art of living. Your words of power will be incremental, gradual, and cumulative.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Astrologer Chris Zydel says every sign has superpowers. In honor of your birthday season, I’ll tell you about those she attributes to you Leos. When you are at your best, you are a beacon of “joyful magnetism” who naturally exudes “irrepressible charisma.” You “shine like a thousand suns” and “strut your stuff with unabashed audacity.” All who are lucky enough to be in your sphere benefit from your “radiant spontaneity, bold, dramatic play, and whoo-hoo celebration of your creative genius.” I will add that of course you can’t always be a perfect embodiment of all these superpowers. But I suspect you are cruising through a phase when you are the next best thing to perfect.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Virgo-born Friedrich August Kekulé (1829–1896) transformed organic chemistry with his crucial discovery of the structure of carbon-based compounds. He had studied the problem for years. But his breakthrough realization didn’t arrive until he had a key dream while dozing. There’s not enough room here to describe it at length, but the image that solved the riddle was a snake biting its own tail. I bring this story to your attention, Virgo, because I suspect you could have practical and revelatory dreams yourself in the coming weeks. Daydream visions, too. Pay attention! What might be your equivalent to a snake biting its own tail?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Please don’t succumb to numbness or apathy in the coming weeks. It’s crucial that you don’t. You should also take extreme measures to avoid boredom and cynicism. At the particular juncture in your amazing life, you need to feel deeply and care profoundly. You must find ways to be excited about as many things as possible, and you must vividly remember why your magnificent goals are so magnificent. Have you ruminated recently about which influences provide you with the spiritual and emotional riches that sustain you? I encourage you to become even more intimately interwoven with them. It’s time for you to be epic, mythic, even heroic.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Historically, August has brought many outbreaks of empowerment. In August 1920, American women gained the right to vote. In August 1947, India and Pakistan wrested their independence from the British Empire’s long oppression. In August 1789, French revolutionaries issued the Declaration of the Rights of Man, a document that dramatically influenced the development of democracy and liberty in the Western world. In 1994, the United Nations established August 9 as the time to celebrate International Day of the World’s Indigenous Peoples. In 2024, I am officially naming August to be Scorpio Power Spot Month. It will be an excellent time to claim and/or boost your command of the niche that will nurture your authority and confidence for years to come.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): August is Save Our Stereotypes Month for you Sagittarians. I hope you will celebrate by rising up strong and bold to defend our precious natural treasures. Remember that without cliches, platitudes, pigeonholes, conventional wisdom, and hackneyed ideas, life would be nearly impossible. JUST KIDDING! Everything I just said was a dirty lie. Here’s the truth. August is Scour Away Stereotypes Month for you Sagittarians. Please be an agent of original thinking and fertile freshness. Wage a brazen crusade against cliches, platitudes, pigeonholes, conventional wisdom, and hackneyed ideas.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’re never too old or wise or jaded to jump up in the air with glee when offered a free gift. Right? So I hope you won’t be so bent on maintaining your dignity and composure that you remain poker-faced when given the chance to grab the equivalent of a free gift. I confess I am worried you might be unreceptive to the sweet, rich things coming your way. I’m concerned you might be closed to unexpected possibilities. I will ask you, therefore, to pry open your attitude so you will be alert to the looming blessings, even when they are in disguise.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A friend of a friend told me this story: One summer day, a guy woke up at 5 a.m., meditated for a while, and made breakfast. As he gazed out his kitchen window, enjoying his coffee, he became alarmed. In the distance, at the top of a hill, a brush fire was burning. He called emergency services to alert firefighters. A few minutes later, though, he realized he had made an error. The brush fire was in fact the rising sun lighting up the horizon with its fiery rays. Use this as a teaching story in the coming days, Aquarius. Double-check your initial impressions to make sure they are true. Most importantly, be aware that you may initially respond with worry to events that are actually wonderful or interesting.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): At least a million ships lie at the bottom of the world’s oceans, lakes, and rivers. Some crashed because of storms, and others due to battles, collisions, or human error. A shipwreck hunter named Sean Fisher estimates that those remains hold over $60 billion worth of treasure. Among the most valuable are the old Spanish vessels that sank while carrying gold, silver, and other loot plundered from the Americas. If you have the slightest inkling to launch adventures in search of those riches, I predict the coming months will be an excellent tine. Alternately, you are likely to generate good fortune for yourself through any version of diving into the depths in quest of wealth in all of its many forms. 

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News of the Weird: Week of 08/01/24

Questionable Judgment

At a McDonald’s in Booval, Queensland, Australia, a customer caught an employee using a french fry heat lamp to dry a dirty mop head, Yahoo! News reported on May 20. The customer said the mop had just been used to mop the floors; she heard another employee say, “I don’t think you should be doing that as it could be a safety issue as it can catch on fire,” but the first worker just “laughed it off.” A spokesperson for McDonald’s Australia called it an “isolated incident” and said the staff had undergone “retraining” on food safety procedures. [Yahoo! News, 5/20/2024]

Awesome!

As a 32-year-old man and his 66-year-old father argued on May 28 in Commerce City, Colorado, the father allegedly shot several times at the son, CNN reported. The father was believed to be intoxicated. While his aim was right on, a fluke saved the younger man’s life: A .22-caliber bullet lodged in the 10-millimeter-wide silver chain link necklace he was wearing at his throat. The victim escaped with just a puncture wound; his dad is charged with first-degree attempted murder. [CNN, 6/4/2024]

Weird Science

Scientists in Japan are at it again, Oddity Central reported on May 31. The Japanese tech company Kirin Holdings has released the new Elecispoon, a metal-and-plastic, battery-powered spoon that will improve human taste buds’ perception of salt, thereby allowing them to use less salt in their foods. Overconsumption of salt is a health issue in Japan. The tip of the spoon’s bowl transfers an electric charge to the food it touches and generates an electric field around the tongue, which causes sodium ions to bond together. The spoon, which sells for $128, has four intensity settings. [Oddity Central, 5/31/2024] 

Oops!

• The website for the Republican National Convention featured a photo of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where the convention was to be held starting on July 15, on each of its pages. At least, it was supposed to. On June 4, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported that the website section called “News and Updates” highlighted a photo of Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam — not Milwaukee. According to an internet archive, the errant photo had been in place on the page since February. The RNC declined to comment. [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 6/5/2024]

The South China Morning Post reported on May 27 that a 26-year-old man from Naringgul, Indonesia, was hoodwinked into marriage after dating his “wife,” Kanza, 26, for a year. Just 12 days into their union, the man, who goes by AK, became suspicious when his bride continued to wear her headscarf at home and avoided intimacy. After doing a little sleuthing, AK discovered that Kanza was actually a man who had been cross-dressing since 2020. The scoundrel later told authorities that he married AK to steal his family’s assets. He was arrested and could face four years in prison. [South China Morning Post, 5/27/2024]

Um …

Neighbors in Palm Beach Country Estates in Florida are upset about the noise levels they’re enduring from I-95 and the Florida Turnpike, which run side by side through the area, WPTV reported on June 5. Resident Greta Foriere, who lives two houses from the turnpike, said it’s like being tortured 24 hours a day: “You can’t go outside.” She and other neighbors are lobbying for a sound wall to muffle the noise, which she has recorded as reaching 146 decibels. Neighbor Gary Johnson said he wouldn’t have bought his house if he’d known about the noise level. Fun fact: The highways have been in place for 60 years. [WPTV, 6/5/2024]

Crime Report

Six Bricks & Minifigs stores across southern California have been targeted by Lego thieves, the Los Angeles Times reported on June 5. The popular figurines lifted from the Lego resellers amount to about $100,000 worth of merchandise. Katie Leuschner, who owns the store in Whittier, said that on May 3, burglars broke glass to enter the store, then filled trash bags with the booty. “They’re not stealing big box sets,” she said. “They’re stealing minifigures, and those individual guys go for $500 to $600 apiece, so they’re easily stolen and resold for a quick profit.” Other cities have been hit, too, by what one website calls a black market for Lego items. Leuschner and other owners are modifying their storefronts to be less vulnerable to the thieves. [LA Times, 6/5/2024]

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MEMernet: Camo, Fly Mud Island, and Mutants

Memphis on the internet.

Camo

Nextdoor user Roger Williams asked for name recommendations for the tricky-to-spot dog in the above photo. Some of the top names were “Pebbles,” “Camo,” “Waldo,” and “Rocky.” 

Fly Mud Island

Posted to Facebook by Kenneth B Keim

Change has always been in the mix for Mud Island, as proven by a photo shared to the Memphis In Pictures, Places And People Facebook group last week. 

As it enters a new phase with the Baron Von Opperbean immersive experience, it’s fun to remember the island was once home to an airstrip. It was used, largely, by business travelers who would land and take a pontoon ferryboat across Wolf River Harbor to Downtown destinations. 

Mutants

Posted to Facebook by Memphis Memes 901

Memphis summertime headed back into familiar “excessive heat” territory this week. It also opened up the human buffet for our beloved mosquitos. Let the grousing commence.