In a story titled “Bargain Battier,” Commercial Appeal writer Ronald Tillery claims, “[Shane Battier’s] production belies his pay, which ranks ninth on the Grizzlies at $2.4 million for this season….But what makes Battier a success story in his sophomore season is that he’s not counting pennies.” And just why should our Super-
Shane be expected to count his own coppers? Most multimillionaire bachelors hire strippers to do that kind of menial work, don’t they?
