As council chair, while I sit
I’ll make the changes I see fit.
I’m in charge and I can do
Whatever it is that I want to.
I’ll put a phone right by my loo
I’ll put it there ‘cause I want to.
It will cost the city lots of dough
But no one’s harmed if they don’t know.
I’ll stick to my guns like gum to a shoe
I’ll spend your money, ‘cause I want to.
I’ll change the policies, yes sir and mam
I’ll change the policies, council chair I am.
If it’s steak and potatoes that I lack
I’ll raise the per diem and take the flack.
We council need more money to eat
So up goes the budget, now bring on the meat!
And if I want to take a “business” trip
The city will pay, I don’t give a flip!
I sign off on my own receipts
It’s all in the records, so there’s no deceit.
If someone asks why I do what I do
I’ll let them know, because
