So Bianca Phillips bought this unicorn horn at MemShop as a present to herself. Looks like somebody could get hurt.

Also at MemShop and less gouge-y is this Santa beer coozie, $12.50.

Sweet tooths will like this box of pretty chocolates by Memphis-based Frantic Chocolates. At the Booksellers at Laurelwood, $20.

Also don’t forget the books by my compatriots: Bianca’s Cookin’ Crunk ($20) and Pam Denney’s Food Lovers’ Guide to Memphis ($15), both available at area bookstores. You can also early-order Justin Fox Burks and Amy Lawrence’s The Southern Vegetarian.