Okay, maybe we’re just way out of touch with contemporary trends in public signage, but we found this bit of prohibitive iconography at Peabody Place rather puzzling. Does the sign below mean:
A: Absolutely, positively no scoliosis victims allowed on the premises.
B: No being all like, “Hey, I wanna go out with you,” then being like all, “But I don’t want to stand like next to you or anything.”
C: No busting out your classic 1970s dance moves like the bump without a partner, loser.
OR …
D: This sidewalk is very self-conscious about its weight. Please don’t stare.
