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MEMernet: Marsha, Marsha; Corporate Memphis; and Well Done

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Marsha, Marsha

Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn tweeted, “Merrick Garland appointed David Weiss as special counsel because he knows Weiss will protect Hunter.”

Turns out she was one of 34 Republican senators that specifically requested Weiss for the job in September. Enough X users pointed out this dissonance that the platform marked her tweet with that special box that reads, “Readers added context they thought people might want to know.”

Corporate Memphis

Posted to YouTube by Cat Graffam

A new-ish design illustration trend, called “Corporate Memphis,” has emerged, and you’ve probably already seen it in Kroger TV ads.

YouTuber Cat Graffam explained the style to be “flat, digital illustrations with characters that have exaggerated proportions.” Graffam breaks the whole thing down in a video posted last week.

Well Done

Posted to X by Bartlett Police

Bartlett Police Department and Bartlett Fire Department rescued a missing child from a storm drain this past weekend and posted the drone footage to X. “Everyone loves a happy ending,” reads the post. We do, too.

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Tyre Nichols Lawsuit Lays Blame With City, MPD Chief Cerelyn Davis

Attorneys for the family of Tyre Nichols filed a lawsuit Wednesday against the city of Memphis, the Memphis Police Department (MPD), and those involved in his January traffic stop and killing by police.   

The lawsuit was filed by civil rights attorneys Ben Crump, Antonio Romanucci, and local counsel. A news release issued Wednesday said it was a “landmark lawsuit” but did not give a dollar figure the family seeks in damages. 

But the attorneys said Nichols, 29, was on his way home to have dinner with his parents the night of his killing at the hands of police. They said the “abhorrent and reprehensible” actions of “untrained and unsupervised” officers came via “officially sanctioned, unconstitutional MPD policies.” The actions were set in motion, the lawyers said, upon the hiring of MPD Chief Cerelyn Davis a year prior. 

“The savage beating of Tyre Nichols was the direct and foreseeable product of the unconstitutional policies, practices, customs, and decisions of the city of Memphis and Chief Davis,” reads a statement from the attorneys. “Her now-disbanded police unit carried a name that will forever live in infamy for the devastation and carnage it caused:  Street Crimes Operation to Restore Peace In Our Neighborhoods (SCORPION). 

”Rather than ’restore peace’ in Memphis neighborhoods, SCORPION brought terror. In reality, it was an officially sanctioned gang of inexperienced, hyper-aggressive police officers turned loose on the Memphis community without any oversight to strike without warning and, many times, without any valid constitutional basis. Consistent with the directives received from Chief Davis herself, SCORPION officers carried out untold Fourth Amendment violations with a focus on Black men living in Memphis.”

The attorneys described the scene the night Nichols was pulled over. For starters, they said the officers never gave him a reason for the stop and reasons for that stop have not yet been substantiated. 

Here’s how the attorneys described the scene that night:

“As the SCORPION officers escalated the situation with harsh and disgusting profanity and hostility, Tyre attempted to de-escalate with measured communication and calmness. 

“Upon recognizing these officers were operating with raging aggression and unjustified force, Tyre fled the scene toward his home where he lived with his parents. What transpired next was a relentless and brutal beating by a group of officers. 

“Just feet from his parents and the safety of his home, five SCORPION officers tracked Tyre down and deployed their sting in the form of repeated punches, kicks, and pepper spray to a non-resistant, restrained young man shouting for his mother while they unleashed their physical hostility upon him. 

“When Tyre fell to the ground, he was lifted back up so that officers could continue to tee-off with more punches, strikes, kicks, and chemical sprays — all of this with full knowledge that their body-worn cameras were recording every second. 

“Such a ruthless and brutal beating could only be carried out by officers without any fear of discipline or intervention and with a hardened, defined shield of impunity protecting them from on high. To be sure, there was never any attempt of intervention by any officer or (MPD) official at any point as Tyre remained defenseless through the onslaught. 

“When the torrential beating ended, Tyre’s body was propped up against the police car to be displayed like a battered prize of a trophy hunt for the countless Memphis officials that would arrive on the scene. Pictures would be taken, jokes would be made, and medical care would be withheld for over twenty minutes as Tyre’s body lay devastated from the beating. Indeed, he was dying, and three days later succumbed to his injuries.”

The suit was filed in United States District Court for the Western District of Tennessee, Western Division. Defendants in the case are the “city of Memphis, MPD Chief Cerelyn Davis, Emmitt Martin III, Demetrius Haley, Justin Smith, Desmond Mills, Jr., Tadarrius Bean, Preston Hemphill, and DeWayne Smith who were participants in individual capacities as Memphis Police Officers, and Robert Long, JaMichael Sandridge, and Michelle Whitaker for their individual roles as Memphis Fire Department employees.

The complaint states Nichols was deprived of his Fourth and Fourteenth Amendment rights. It also highlights what it calls systemic issues for improper policies and procedures by the city of Memphis. 

The suit also alleges that MPD lieutenant DeWayne Smith lied to Nichols’ mother, RowVaughn Wells. Smith told her the night of the police killing that Nichols was intoxicated, the suit says. He also withheld reasons why Nichols was arrested, lied about Nichols’ medical condition, failed to say that Nichols was just around the corner from her house, and that Nichols was dying. 

The suit seeks compensatory, special, and punitive damages and costs as defined under federal law in an amount to be determined by a jury.

“Tyre’s condition in the hospital can be likened to that of Emmitt Till, who was also beaten unrecognizable by a lynch mob,” said attorney Crump. “But, Tyre’s lynch mob was dressed in department sweatshirts and vests, sanctioned by the entities that supplied them. Please, Memphis. Please, America. We must hold these people accountable and create meaningful change once and for all. We can not let another 70 years go by.”

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MEMernet: Alfredo Spill, Blinker Fluid, and Wanda’s Vacation

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“Saucy Situation”

The MEMernet was obsessed last week with the truck accident that spilled enough Bertolli alfredo sauce to temporarily close I-55. Coverage quotes from FOX13’s Kate Bieri went viral, including a tweet from The New York Times that read: “Unfortunately this is Memphis, and we had some pretty intense sun beating down on that alfredo sauce, and also humidity. It was just not a great recipe for a highway full of alfredo sauce.”

Blinker Fluid

“We had a driver that didn’t immediately stop yesterday because they said that they didn’t see our blue lights,” Bartlett Police Department said on Facebook last week. “This morning we topped off all the blue light blinker fluid to make us easier to see.”

Back from Vacation

Complaining of long wait times, calling her the “Ted Cruz of Memphis,” and laughing at her defensive “don’t be disrespectful” news conference, Memphis Redditors piled on Shelby County Clerk Wanda Halbert last week.

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MEMernet: Shell Yeah, Speakerphones, and Funny Cops

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Shell Yeah

Praise thundered across the MEMernet last week with the news that the Overton Park Shell, which changed to the Levitt Shell after some funding, was changed back to the Overton Park Shell after a split with the Levitt Foundation.

Real Talk

The Memphis subreddit tackled the big issue last week: Why do people talk on speaker phone in public? Here are some of the best responses:

“Main character syndrome,” wrote u/lokisilvertongue.

“Why? Because they’re assholes,” wrote u/FrancisFApocalypse.

“They’re called DGAFs,” wrote
u/dgtfnk. “It’s a huge overlap of those who identify with that other four-letter acronym on red hats.”

Pretty funny Cops

Posted to Facebook by the Bartlett Police Department

Giving credit where it’s due, the Bartlett Police Department (BPD) is pretty dang funny on Facebook. They post dank Leo memes (above), photos of their cops in wigs, profiles of BPD employees, and Motorcop Mondays, in which a motorcycle cop ponders things like, “technically, didn’t aliens invade the moon on July 20, 1969?”

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The news from the Memphis City Schools just keeps getting worse. We knew the department that runs the cafeterias — the Central Nutrition Center — had ordered too much food last year, but a recent audit shows that more than $3.6 million worth of frozen food had to be tossed out because there was no place to store it. No wonder our landfills are reaching capacity. That’s an awful lot of fish sticks.

The Bartlett Police Department sells the Millington Police Department a pair of old radar guns for just one dollar. Explaining the bargain price, a Bartlett spokesman tells reporters that they are old models, and “we are not going to repair or auction them.” Repair? Do they even work?

Vandals have been making their mark on buildings in Lakeland, but officials reassure jittery citizens that the graffiti is not caused by gangs. Instead, they believe the cryptic symbols are “tags” spraypainted by other groups — including what was described as a “small clan” of skateboarders who are only 10 to 14 years old and call themselves “The Kids Rule Click.” Hey kids, it’s actually spelled “clique.” Stay in school.

A Germantown surgeon already charged with three counts of sexual assault now faces an additional charge of indecent exposure, from a massage therapist who claims the doctor allegedly exposed himself during the session. It looks like it’s time for this orthopedic surgeon to be hands off.

The Shelby County Sheriff’s Department charges two vendors from Texas with selling counterfeit designer shoes, purses, wallets, and other items. No wonder our new purse says “Goochy.”