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Stranger Than Fiction

In an introduction to a recently published book on political scandals in Tennessee, former Governor Bill Haslam opines: “Scandals can have a lot of results. I hope this book can be a reminder that good government matters and that good government starts with politicians who are more concerned about the people they serve than serving their own political ends.”

To be honest, one of the results of scandals is that they don’t just shock. They entertain. And that is certainly one of the reasons for reading Welcome to Capitol Hill: 50 Years of Scandal in Tennessee Politics by two veteran statehouse reporters, Joel Ebert and Erik Schelzig.

Ebert’s coverage was for The Tennessean newspaper of Nashville (he has since moved on to a post at the The University of Chicago Institute of Politics). Schelzig toiled for the Associated Press, and for the last several seasons he has been editor of the Tennessee Journal, a well-respected weekly newsletter about politics and government in the state. 

Though Nashville-based for their journalism, the two authors pay considerable attention in their volume to political personalities from our own end of the state — several of whom, as perpetrators or as observers, had much to do with the various misfirings and misdeeds reported on in the book.

An early section of the book is a list of “Cast of Characters” to be encountered in the volume. I suppose I’m more pleased than otherwise to find my own name to be listed there — basically because my journalism over the years put me in contact with many of the people and events featured in the volume.

There is, for example, the following quote derived from an erstwhile interview I did with former state Senator John Ford of Memphis, who is the central figure in the authors’ chapter entitled “John Ford and the Tennessee Waltz.”

Said the senator regarding a piece of relatively mild ethics-reform legislation that had just been passed by the legislature: “There’s conflict of interest, and there’s illegal. These crazy-assed rules and everything? Shit, I won’t be able to make a living.”

It is a matter of record that Ford, known for a fast temper and faster driving, and for having a hand, for better and for worse, in beaucoup legislation, ended up doing time for having received upwards of $10,000 from FBI agents masquerading as lobbyists working for a computer firm that ostensibly needed an enabling bill passed. He and several other legislators from Memphis were netted in a sting code-named “Tennessee Waltz” by the feds.

That chapter and several other others remind one of the old saw about truth being stranger than fiction. Indeed, the book as a whole is fast-paced and novelistic.

Baby boomers will surely remember and be regaled by the authors’ account of the late Governor Ray Blanton, who was discovered to be, not so secretly, profiting from the outright sale of pardons to convicted murderers and other felons willing to pay for a “Get Out of Jail” card. Things got so ugly that other major figures in state government contrived to get Blanton’s elected successor, Lamar Alexander, installed earlier than his scheduled inauguration date.

Of more recent vintage — and adequately covered in the book — were such sagas as those of state Rep. Jeremy Durham of upscale Franklin, whose predatory womanzing resulted in his being expelled from the legislature, and of Shelby County’s own Brian Kelsey, whose illegal shuffling of campaign funds resulted in a federal indictment and conviction, and a prison sentence that the once-renowned “stunt-baby of Germantown” is still, even as we speak, trying, Trump-like, to get postponed to some future-tense time.

And there is, as they say in ad-speak, More, More, More. The book (296 pages, Vanderbilt University Press) can be snagged for $24.99 from Amazon, or $14.99 for a Kindle edition. 

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Mo Knows

The idea had been on my mind: a scratch-and-sniff children’s book,” author and publisher Margaret Hyde says. “It goes back to my third-grade teacher at St. Mary’s school in Memphis. She’d put those stickers on our homework if we did well.

“I’ve got two boys,” Hyde adds, “and I thought, what if I wrote a book about pirates — smelly pirates? But bad smells don’t translate well as scratch-and-sniff. Then, in the middle of the night I remembered Mo. It was a wakeup call!”

Mo. That’s short for Mahatma (or “Great Soul” in Sanskrit), and he’s no pirate. He’s one lucky dog. Hyde’s longtime friend Amanda Giacomini rescued him at Citizen Canine, a “dog hotel” that houses strays in Oakland, California. Now he finds himself the inspiration for Hyde’s latest children’s book, Mo Smells Red, which follows Mo as he uses his nose to arrive at the meaning of red. Make that meanings.

Red is “sugary” in the form of a strawberry, “velvety” in the form of a rose, and “burning hot” in the form of fire. “Delicious, delightful, smokey, and sweet”? On the book’s last page, Mo smells love. How so? Look to Giacomini’s brush and ink drawings, which are delightful too. The “Press-2-Smell” technology embedded in the book’s back cover is good for thousands of presses. And the text is by Hyde herself, who already has authored an art series for children and a modern take on the Goldilocks tale called Dreadlocks and the Three Slugs.

For an ecological take on book publishing, though, consider this: Mo Smells Red is printed on post-consumer stock. The inks are soy-based. The scent pouches contain natural essential oils. And a portion of the sales goes directly to the Best Friends Animal Society, which works with humane groups across the country. For biodegradable, scented “poop bags” and doggie T-shirts made from recycled plastic bottles, go to mosnose.com. But for Mo Goes Green, you’ll have to wait until Earth Day 2009.

If all this sounds like a consciousness-raising Californian at work, you’re right, because it’s where Hyde, a native Memphian, went to boarding school and college and where today she lives and works as the mother of three.

Mothering and authoring aren’t all Hyde does, however. She volunteers her time at a mentoring program called Writegirl for teen girls in L.A. County and helps to create educational opportunities for underserved children at the New Visions Foundation. She’s a photographer who’s traveled to Bhutan to view that country’s emerging democratic government and to Liberia as guest of that country’s female president. She’s also the executive producer of a documentary called The Witness: From the Balcony of Room 306, which focuses on the Rev. Samuel “Billy” Kyles as the remaining survivor there with Martin Luther King on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel.

The film, directed by Adam Pertofsky, won juror and audience prizes at this year’s Palm Springs International ShortFest film festival, has gained the support of musician Ben Harper and actor Tim Robbins, and has just been short-listed for an Academy Award. It’s a documentary made in conjunction with the National Civil Rights Museum and Hyde Foundation, which makes Hyde’s participation all in the family — the Hyde family of Memphis and their commitment to the community.

“It’s what’s important to me: that all this work has a service component,” Hyde says. “Giving back is what I’ve been taught. And as a mother, it’s what I want as a model for my children.”

What Hyde hadn’t anticipated was the model Mo is offering for disabled children. “I’m like Mo,” a sight-impaired boy said of the color-blind canine, according to Hyde, and that statement has led her to think of an edition of the book in Braille, which was not part of the original plan.

“I was just hoping to do some good with Mo Smells Red, to bring some joy to people in not-so-happy times,” Hyde says. “But these additional benefits … I could never have predicted them.”

Margaret Hyde will be signing copies of Mo Smells Red at Davis-Kidd Booksellers on Monday, October 27th, at 4 p.m. For more on Mo Smells Red and its many product tie-ins, go to mosnose.com.

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Endpapers-Summer Reading

Our Dumb World: Atlas of the Planet Earth (73rd Edition)

By the Editors of The Onion

Little, Brown, 240 pp., $27.99

It’s summertime, so let’s haul out the atlas and plan an exotic vacation in, say, South America. Argentina seems like a good choice, “a place where hundreds of former Nazis spend their final years reminiscing about the best way to cremate a Jew.”

Hmmm, maybe not Argentina. Okay, how about Brazil? “Boasting some of the sexiest people ever to be stabbed repeatedly at night,” we read, “Brazil is home to the most attractive victims of carjacking, robbery, and violent assault in the world.”

Yikes.

And Chile: “Preventing Argentina from enjoying the Pacific Ocean since 1918.” After all, the country is 3,000 miles long “and only 15 feet wide.” The detailed map points out such features as the “Paraguayan Taunting Tower.” Why taunt Paraguay? Because it’s “a nation widely known for not being widely known.”

Welcome to Our Dumb World, the wickedly twisted view of planet Earth by the editors of The Onion, the satirical newsweekly that — with its fake news reports — is the print and website version of The Daily Show. But with considerably more punch.

Saudi Arabia (“All Is Forbidden”) supposedly has laws that prohibit “laughing, frowning, smiling, and eating for one hour before beheadings.” To reinforce the horrible state of affairs for women in this nation, consider these two “facts”: “Leading cause of death for males: heart disease. Leading cause of death for females: males.”

Our Dumb World provides an overview of our planet — complete with each country’s profile, map, historical highlights, and even commentary on their flag. (The French tricolors “can be detached in case of emergency surrendering.”)

You can only handle Our Dumb World in chunks — a continent at a time, perhaps — but how else would you ever know the “Bono-Awareness Rating” for every country on Earth? — Michael Finger

Inventing Niagara: Beauty, Power, and Lies

By Ginger Strand

Simon & Schuster, 320 pp., $25

Niagara Falls has become a quaint piece of Americana, like baseball cards, station wagons, black-and-white televisions, and Marilyn Monroe. Ginger Strand, a self-described lover of hydroinfrastructure, brings history, tightrope walkers, power companies, Viagra, nostalgia, urban renewal, casinos, and — most important — herself to the story in Inventing Niagara.

“A waterfall, however beautiful or sublime, is not inherently entertaining, especially if you can’t ride it,” Strand writes.

How, then, to write a book about a waterfall that will sell? To my surprise, Strand hooked me by making herself a combination of skeptical and jaded tour guide, dogged historian, and funny and iconoclastic writer. She pesters librarians, hangs out with female tourists called the Red Hats, drags her boyfriends on spur-of-the-moment trips, and haunts the casinos and tacky tourist traps in the American and Canadian cities of Niagara Falls.

She recalls Blondin, the French tightrope walker who crossed the falls dozens of times in 1859 and 1860, carrying his manager on his shoulders, cooking an omelet, standing on his head, and turning a somersault. We also meet Annie Edson Taylor, a 63-year-old woman who successfully went over the falls in a barrel in 1901, thereby diminishing its aura of invincibility and earning herself a fair amount of derision.

The falls have been landscaped, hemmed in, blasted with dynamite, sculpted, and even had the water shut off completely on the American side in 1969 for some high-grade cosmetic surgery to enhance their majesty. And it’s true that the flow is adjusted by the power companies to correspond with peak tourism hours.

The invention of Niagara Falls includes the natural wonder that captivated Mark Twain and others, the landscape that stirred park planners such as Frederick Olmsted, the honeymoon haven of the 1940s and 1950s (the linguistic proximity to Viagra is not accidental) reinvented as a gay and lesbian wedding capital 50 years later, and the tacky tourist trap that finally gave way to casinos, first in Canada, then on the American side.

The casino owned by the Seneca Indians is the only major moneymaking business on the American side, drawing 5 million visitors a year and trumping its Canadian competitors with free drinks, craps, and smoking, which are banned across the border. But it hasn’t saved downtown Niagara Falls, New York, which is something of a case study in failed urban renewal.

This combination of natural wonder, civic uplift, and gambling-based tourism naturally made me think of Memphis and Tunica, including this passage on the “Free Niagara” environmental movement in the 19th century:

“Sublime landscapes were not simply places to be exploited, but sites of spiritual uplift, the pride of a nation and the birthright of its citizens. Such idealism would no doubt be laughed out of town today. But are we really ready to dispense with the notion that our connection to a place is somehow important beyond economic impact?” — John Branston

Dear American Airlines

By Jonathan Miles

Houghton Mifflin, 180 pp., $22

We’ve all been delayed at airports, but does anyone want to read a novel that opens, “Dear American Airlines, My name is Benjamin R. Ford and I am writing to request a refund in the amount of $392.68”?

In this case, the answer is a resounding yes. Dear American Airlines starts as a refund-request letter but becomes something more complex, more hilarious, and thankfully much more imaginative. Jonathan Miles portrays Benjamin R. Ford as a compellingly flawed man whose outrage is sparked by an interminable flight delay while he is en route to a reconciliation with his estranged daughter.

Bennie is an ex-everything: ex-poet disillusioned with the power of art to change the world; ex-alcoholic whose relentless drinking landed him repeatedly in the hospital; ex-father all but banished from his daughter’s life by her mother; and ex-husband to an academic who could only laugh through the divorce. As he scribbles in his notebook, his letter to American Airlines becomes an impromptu autobiography, created as much out of boredom as out of regret and all the more affecting for it.

Bennie’s cross-country flight is not simply a means of reuniting him with his daughter but a journey of self-rehabilitation into something resembling a human. So it’s no surprise that he describes O’Hare, where American Airlines has marooned him, as a personal purgatory: It represents salvation not simply delayed but thwarted indefinitely. Yet his humanity is entirely in the eye of the beholder — in this case, the reader. Despite his “toolbox of personality disorders,” Bennie is an endlessly sympathetic character: funny, condescending, self-loathing, and achingly self-aware. He is one of those literary characters whose true talent and appeal lie in his ability to make a mess of his life, which makes him an endlessly entertaining companion not only for such a long layover but for an epistolary novel.

In fact, as Bennie writes pages and pages to some unnamed American Airlines customer service representative, Miles manages to bend the rules of the epistolary genre, turning the reader into a character in Bennie’s story. Alone and forsaken, he writes to pass the time but more crucially to keep himself company, making the reader assume the role of confessor, priest, even friend. In this way, Dear American Airlines engages you with unexpected emotional force, making you wish this unlikely novel were twice as long as your next layover.

Stephen Deusner

Rome 1960: The Olympics That ChangeD the World

By David Marannis
Simon & Schuster, 478 pp., $26.95

Here is a moment, reported by David Maraniss in his wonderful survey of the 1960 Olympics, that helps put in context what happened that year in Rome:

The flashy German sprinter Armin Hary had upset American hopefuls in the 100-meter dash and, in general, had summoned up comparisons to Jesse Owens’ equally remarkable triumph over his highly touted German counterparts in the Berlin Olympics of 1936.

Those had been Hitler’s Olympics, remember — after which a legend grew that the German dictator had snubbed the great black American athlete by declining to congratulate him or shake his hand. Whatever the facts of that, there developed something of a mini-crisis 24 years later when Owens, inquiring through intermediaries after the 100-meter event, was rebuffed in his request for a meeting with Hary.

Tensions relaxed when the German sensation, having completed all his events, apologized for having been in a privacy zone earlier and agreed to meet Owens, whom, said Hary, he had long admired. With TV cameras grinding and flashbulbs popping, the German noticed a pack of cigarettes in the old champ’s shirt pocket. “You smoke? That’s no good. No good!” Hary said. “I’m old now. It’s all right,” Owens responded.

It’s now 48 years later, and we know it’s not all right to smoke, even for iconic ex-Olympians, but on the eve of the Beijing Olympics, it is helpful to be reminded of the political context in which these international mega-events always occur, in 2008 as in 1936 and as in 1960, the Olympic year reviewed so well by Marannis.

The Rome Olympics saw the first fame of one Cassius Clay, to be known as the immortal Muhammad Ali, and they witnessed, among numerous other circumstances chronicled here, the early crystallization of rivalry between chemically assisted Soviet-bloc athletes and the developing generation of black American track-and-field stars who were Jesse Owens writ large.

The prolific David Maraniss, like the late David Halberstam, is one of those rare writers at home with both sports and politics. Rome 1960 is a must-read for serious students of either. — Jackson Baker

Petite Anglaise

By Catherine Sanderson

Spiegel & Grau/Doubleday, 292 pp., $24.95

Petite Anglaise is the story of Catherine Sanderson, an Englishwoman who, since her first French lessons, is obsessed with France and vows to eventually make Paris her home. France was “a hook to hang my daydreams on — so alluring, so exotic, so tantalizingly close,” Sanderson writes.

After graduation, she acquired a job as an English assistante to French students. And though she was living in France, she felt that she lived among the French, not with them. So Sanderson sought French friends and a French boyfriend, and eventually she found “Mr. Frog,” a Frenchman who fathered her child, “Tadpole.”

But family life became tedious, and busy work schedules slowly picked apart her relationship and her love affair with Paris. Then, one day at her secretarial job, she ran across Belle de Jour, the blog of a London call girl. This was the first that Sanderson had heard of blogging, and the idea of an anonymous online diary intrigued her. Thus was born Petite Anglaise.

Petite Anglaise is “a small, cute English girl,” and she stands for everything Sanderson wanted her life to be: “an English girl who has been translated into French.” What began as a simple account of an English girl uprooted to France, however, became an outlet for more intimate details of her life, and with the click of a mouse, Sanderson’s world turned upside down, the line between her life and Petite’s blurred with every keystroke.

Petite’s readers share her highs and lows, her waning relationship with Mr. Frog, and her struggle to find happiness. Through her words, the City of Light comes to life, and her adventures become ours. The best part, though, is that the story of Petite Anglaise doesn’t end on the last page of Petite Anglaise. Sanderson continues to blog on the website PetiteAnglaise.com, which boasts over 100,000 visitors per month. — Shara Clark

The Enchantress of Florence

By Salman Rushdie

Random House, 355 pp., $26

If you do a Venn diagram with one circle representing the writing of Salman Rushdie and the other that of Arturo Pérez-Reverte, Rushdie’s new novel, The Enchantress of Florence, would fit nicely inside the intersection of the two sets.

No question, Rushdie’s name is on the book’s spine. And the novel’s gorgeous language, ethnic tensions, and emotional scope are what we’ve come to expect of him. But the book’s subject matter and antiquarian interests are the stuff of a Pérez-Reverte historical potboiler.

The Enchantress of Florence is a globe-encompassing generational tale, with action that spans the 16th century. In it, a mysterious Florentine tale-teller has trekked thousands of miles to the city of Sikri in India to gain a personal audience with the Mughal ruler Akbar the Great. The guts of the novel are the story that the Italian tells Akbar — a story about three friends in Florence who lived 50 years earlier, one of whom is far too famous for me to name here. Rushdie steeps Florence (in the grips of the High Renaissance) and Sikri (under the aegis of its deity/sovereign) in the primordial soup of his imagination, brewing a potion that compels you to believe that the author’s magical realism is, in fact, historically accurate.

One primary difference between Pérez-Reverte and Rushdie is how each measures the human condition: For the former, the glass is half-empty. For the latter, it’s half-full with a poisoned wine; the world will kill you in the end, but it’s lovely going down.

The Enchantress of Florence is a page-turner with rich rewards. If the magic has worn off by the book’s end, well, that seems on purpose too. — Greg Akers

The Girl on the Fridge

By Etgar Keret, translated by Miriam Shlesinger and Sondra Silverston

Farrar, Straus & Giroux, 171 pp., $12 (paperback)

Talk about value! Talk about economy! There are 46 stories in Etgar Keret’s The Girl on the Fridge, a slim collection featuring several early stories by one of Israel’s most celebrated contemporary writers. Good news is, at least 35 of these stories are well worth the effort it takes to read them. Of that 35, a dozen or so are borderline brilliant, and in an impressive handful, Keret says more in a few dozen words than most gifted writers can say in a matched set of awfully long trilogies. Even his annoying, unfinished-feeling sketches go by so quickly that there’s not enough time to get mad at them.

The Nimrod Flipout, Keret’s previous collection in English, was well received. American cinephiles may also recognize him as the inspiration for the quirky 2006 anti-horror film Wristcutters: A Love Story. But The Girl on the Fridge feels like Keret distilled.

Keret’s words never fail to make an impression, though his miniatures seldom add up to a story in any conventional sense. Instead, he takes revealing, darkly comic snapshots of contradiction, paradox, dilemma, and desperation, moving effortlessly between lean Carveresque realism, the painterly prose of Italo Calvino, and the stark domestic absurdity pioneered by Eugène Ionesco.

Each story, whether it’s about a Jew who’s beaten for not hating Arabs enough or a neglected wife who superglues herself to the ceiling, plays out like a cheap but irresistible magic trick performed by a birthday-party magician who is as surprised as anybody when dead babies start popping out of his hat instead of rabbits or colored scarves.

Appropriately The Girl on the Fridge, which is unquestionably a mixed bag, leaves the reader wanting to see much more from Etgar Keret. And also a little less.

Chris Davis

The Garden of Last Days

Andre Dubus III

Norton, 535 pp., $24.95

Andre Dubus III credits his ability to write his controversial new novel, The Garden of Last Days, to writer Larry Brown. Dubus even dedicates the novel to Brown for professional and personal reasons, saying he couldn’t have written the book if he hadn’t known Brown’s work.

The Garden of Last Days, a story that began with an image of a wad of cash on a dresser, reveals a gritty, down-and-out world. The cash, Dubus realized, didn’t belong to a waiter or waitress but to a dancer in a men’s club. What started as a short story about a dancer coalesced with the news that some of the 9/11 terrorists frequented strip clubs in Florida. Dubus wondered what it would be like to be a woman and possess that “blood money,” but he also resisted inhabiting the character of a terrorist as the narrative demanded.

In the end, April, who dances as “Spring” at the “Puma Club for Men,” and Bassam Al-Jizani are just two of at least seven interwoven points of view. One of the more understated is the Puma bouncer, Lonnie, who senses microcosmic eruptions of potential trouble he calls “pockets.” Night after night he squelches those pockets, and when he learns of the 9/11 attacks, “it was like the whole club had erupted into a hundred open pockets, yet there was nowhere for him to go, no one to defend.”

Critics who contend that Dubus fails to offer new insight into terrorists miss the point of this absorbing novel. If anything, The Garden of Last Days is flawed by the author’s immersion in their religion and psyche, which borders on redundancy. Still, the novel succeeds because the terrorists are only one of several compelling and well-realized narratives masterfully strung together and imagined with the kind of realism Dubus shares with the man he came to know during the last years of his life: Larry Brown. — Lisa C. Hickman

The Turnaround

By George Pelecanos

Little, Brown, 294 pp., $24.99

The Turnaround is TV in book form: straight narrative, simple plot, characters broadly brushed. Author George Pelecanos locates the story in Washington, D.C., where, in the summer of ’72, a trio of bored, stoned, drunk, white teenagers drive into a black neighborhood and hurl a Hostess fruit pie and a racial epithet at their opposite number: three African-American youths strolling through the ‘hood.

The white boys speed off, only to hit a dead end. One flees into the nearby woods to safety. The other two turn back the way they came to face the victims of their drive-by shouting. The white boys plead for forgiveness. The black boys stomp one and shoot and kill the other.

The story picks up the four survivors 35 years later, a time that finds them still dealing with the scars from “the incident.” They reunite, and a temporarily successful drug heist, a failed extortion plot, personal redemption, and street and poetic justice ensue.

Pelecanos is an accomplished and decorated writer. His work on the HBO series The Wire garnered an Emmy nomination, and he brought home two Los Angeles Times book awards for his previous novel, The Night Gardener.

The Turnaround is an engaging, tightly written story. It offers a few little surprises and pulse-quickening scenes of violence. As one of Pelecanos’ characters might say, though (among the steady diet of clichés that bloat the dialogue), it is what it is: pulp pop, neither at its finest, nor its flimsiest. The Turnaround is fun but not essential reading — unless you’ve killed your cable for the summer to help meet those cooling costs and need your crime drama. — Preston Lauterbach

Fractured

By Karin Slaughter

Delacorte Press, 388 pp., $25

The six-page prologue to Karin Slaughter’s Fractured is so graphic and exhausting that some readers might be tempted to stop before the going gets rougher. However, the main text is free of violence, its thrust being the analysis of a brutal crime involving three teenagers in a ritzy section of metropolitan Atlanta.

After a false start by the Atlanta Police Department, Detective Will Trent of the Georgia Bureau of Investigation is placed in charge of the case. His first assistant is Detective Faith Mitchell, who is especially motivated to keep an eye on the buttoned-down but eccentric agent.

Although Slaughter enthusiasts place her in the company of Patricia Cornwell, her characters wryly acknowledge that the technology available to them nowhere near approaches the levels made popular elsewhere. Slaughter’s characters rely on observation and interrogation, and, occasionally, they parody the genre they inhabit. While waiting for lab results related to the case, for example, the lead investigators rummage through a stack of home pregnancy kits to determine if Will’s girlfriend is keeping a secret from him.

Professional competition, personal problems, and investigative techniques aside, Slaughter and her characters take their mission seriously. Lives are at stake. The quality of those lives is under scrutiny. And there is reason to believe that the investigators’ partnership will continue. With names like Will and Faith, no doubt they embody the impulse to improve the lot of victims and families Fractured by crime.

Linda Baker

The Other

By David Guterson

Knopf, 256 pp., $24.95

“I was also confronting a truly onerous tedium. … I felt possessed by the dogged futility,” says the narrator in David Guterson’s new novel, The Other. That narrator, Neil Countryman, is describing how he felt when he and his best friend, John William Barry, used pick axes to carve out a cave. Unfortunately, the scene is analogous to reading The Other.

The book is about two characters: one who rebels against the “hypocrisy of society”; another who lives happily as a teacher. Yet neither of these characters feels alive, and consequently, the reader doesn’t care what happens to them.

Guterson apparently believes that John William is intrinsically fascinating. One character even attempts to get a screenplay developed about John Williams’ nutty social rebelliousness. But why bother? We’ve all known a John William who had such high standards, walked around on a soapbox, and was generally obnoxious.

What’s unique about John William is that he continues to pursue his ideals of “pure” living even after most of the counterculture kids would have gotten a job and developed a sense of humor. John William never does. He moves to the woods of Washington state, lives in a cave, and dies a hermit. But he doesn’t actually do anything except chip away at that limestone, the same way the reader keeps chipping away at The Other. At least John William gets a cave out of his work.

Over the course of the novel, all the reader feels is indifference toward these characters. Neil Countryman, for example: hilarious name, right? He keeps a journal and writes down every minute detail — like the number of cows he passes by. Guterson litters the novel with details like this, which drags the pace of the novel and fogs any characterizations.

But it’s not that The Other is terrible. While some passages are wonderfully written, others are tedious and you wonder why no one edited them out. There’s just no passion to pull you in. The Other isn’t good, but it isn’t bad. Worse than bad, it’s forgettable.

Alicia Buxton

Home Girl: Building a Dream House

on a Lawless Block

By Judith Matloff

Random House, 286 pp., $25

Real estate in New York is notoriously cost-prohibitive. Which is why, when foreign correspondent Judith Matloff and her husband decided to move to New York, they bought a former crack house in West Harlem, the “ground zero” of the country’s wholesale cocaine trade.

Well, that wasn’t the only reason.

After almost 20 years of covering events in Rwanda, Guatemala, Sudan, and Chechnya, Matloff decided she wanted to live “somewhere civilized.” She and her husband came up with a list of criteria: They wanted a city where they could both find good jobs, a house with an extra bedroom for visiting friends, a dining room big enough for their beloved 10-foot pine table, and a place with “at least one shooting a week on the street corner” to keep things from being too dull.

Matloff tells of run-ins with the muchachos — the drug dealers who come out in full force every morning at 11 a.m. — and Salami, the crack addict who squats next door and vows early on that she will be sorry.

But the horrors outside are only the beginning. Home Girl is also a memoir of a rehab, as the couple struggles to begin a family while fixing up their limestone Romanesque Revival. Broken stairs have to be replaced, lead paint has to be removed, and whole rooms have to be gutted. While replacing a window in the kitchen, an entire wall collapses, leaving them vulnerable to their dangerous neighborhood.

Matloff struggles with buyer’s remorse, but as the house gets better, so does the neighborhood — with just as much effort. The city’s cleanup is led by New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, and even that comes with its own problems.

In short, Home Girl is the story of turning a house — and its surrounding community — into a home. — Mary Cashiola

Up for Renewal: What Magazines Taught Me About Love, Sex, and Starting Over

By Cathy Alter

Atria Books, 320 pp., $24

In her late 30s, Cathy Alter was divorced, bored by her job, drinking and smoking way too much, having a disastrous office affair, and one of her dearest friends told her, “I don’t think I can be around you any longer.” Alter’s response? “I can’t be around me.”

So, Alter drew up a list of things she wanted different about her life, and something about that list struck her as familiar: Each point sounded like the tagline from a woman’s magazine. And while she acknowledges in her introduction to Up for Renewal to finding her task a bit silly, if not anti-feminist, she bought those magazines with a vow that she would devote one month each to improving one aspect of herself — career, home, body, relationships, etc. — for the following year.

And she did. Sort of. And more. The exercise tips she abandoned in favor of a personal trainer. The recipes she followed came with successes and a major flop. Spicing up her sex life with gee-gaws didn’t fly, but the laughter it created brought her and her lover closer. By the end of the year, Alter was content and married. Where some might see these articles in these same magazines as propagating self-loathing, Alter saw them as possibility, a vehicle of change.

The book is intensely personal. Alter reveals herself, warts and all. But no matter how witty Alter can be (and she’s witty in spades), the book reeks of a clever pitch to a publisher. Perhaps if she had followed the magazine advice to the letter, she would have come up with true comedy and maybe some pathos. Instead, it’s a bit weird for readers to be so privy to Alter’s not-so-unordinary life.

Up for Renewal? Save your 24 bucks and buy some magazines. — Susan Ellis

Essential Cinema: On the Necessity of Film Canons

By Jonathan Rosenbaum

Johns Hopkins University Press, 449 pp., $25 (paperback)

In some ways, Jonathan Rosenbaum — longtime film critic for the alternative newsweekly the Chicago Reader who retired from that position earlier this year — is to American film discussion what Ralph Nader or Noam Chomsky are to American political discourse: He’s a major voice committed to combating the nexus of studio marketing, corporate-media publicity, box-office receipts, Oscar telecasts, and the American Film Institute lists, which, Rosenbaum argues, both drive and limit the discussion of cinema in this country.

That said, Essential Cinema — an updated edition of a book that first appeared in 2004 — doesn’t exactly do what its title claims. Other than an introduction that lays out Rosenbaum’s philosophy about film canons and a personal canon (expanded and further annotated from the previous edition) of more than 1,000 (!) films at the back of the book, Essential Cinema is just a collection of previously published reviews.

Rosenbaum dealt with the topic of the title better in his previous book, Movie Wars, which effectively and appropriately excoriated the AFI’s list of the greatest American movies. Movie Wars was a polemic that might brand Rosenbaum a crank or angry prophet, depending on your perspective. Essential Cinema, by contrast, is a chance to enjoy a bunch of reviews from one of the best long-form film critics on the planet, including brilliantly detailed explications of films such as M, Rear Window, and Eyes Wide Shut.

But caveat emptor: Rosenbaum is the rare American film critic who approaches the medium from a global perspective. Only about a third of the material in Essential Cinema covers American films. — Chris Herrington

Cuisines of the Axis of Evil and Other Irritating States

By Chris Fair

The Lyons Press, 336 pp., $24.95

It’s not every day that you stumble upon a food writer as daring as Chris Fair, whose Cuisines of the Axis of Evil and Other Irritating States easily commingles brutal stories about bloody war, bloody murder, and bloody revenge in the bloody desert with an explosive collection of fabulous recipes that will make your house smell better than a virgin-stocked kitchen in heaven’s high-rent district. Dedicated to those who hunger for peace, justice, and security and aptly subtitled “A Dinner Party Approach to International Relations,” Fair introduces his readers to culinary concepts like a Palestinian upside-down meat and vegetable casserole and a chicken, walnut, and pomegranate stew from those baddies in Iran.

Critics may compare Fair to Lord Chamberlain and say that his cardamom-spiced Arabic coffee is nothing but culinary appeasement. But one mustn’t be too swift to judge and neglect an all-American chapter devoted to roasted sweet potatoes in sage butter and apple pear crumble.

There are some unsavory regimes out there, but diplomacy doesn’t have to be completely unpalatable. — Chris Davis

How Does Your Garden Grow?

In this world of shopping-center parking lots and factories, the landscape is starting to look a little, um, gray. But urban areas don’t have to be all asphalt and brick facades.

Enter guerrilla gardening. Much like the warfare of the same name, this new form of urban gardening utilizes mobile and covert tactics. For example, a green-thumbed guy may plant a few zinnias in an abandoned streetside planter under cover of night. Or a flower-loving girl might toss wildflower seeds from her car window as she passes a patch of grass in an industrial area.

Richard Reynolds’ On Guerrilla Gardening (Bloomsbury, $25.99) serves as a colorful guide for prospective urban landscape artists — with everything from a history of the guerilla-gardening movement, to the “arsenal” (a plant guide), to how to deal with garden pests and litter.

Bianca Phillips

White like me

Let’s face it. White people have a nasty history of oppressing other races. And there’s so many of us that we can’t identify with any one “white” culture.

Or can we? Christian Lander’s tongue-in-cheek The Definitive Guide to Stuff White People Like (Random House, $14), based on Lander’s popular blog (StuffWhitePeopleLike.com), features 150 people, places, and things that define whiteness, like David Sedaris (#25), ’80s nights (#29), and Whole Foods (#48).

Lander’s book should actually be titled The Definitive Guide to Stuff White Middle-Class Liberal American (and Maybe Some Canadian) People Like. Though I’m a tried-and true whitey by Lander’s standard (i.e., I dream of owning a Prius, love recycling, and think music piracy is just my way of sticking it to the man), I’m also a tried-and-true left-of-left-of-center liberal.

I know a few white conservatives, though, who would count as black if they took Lander’s “How White Are You?” quiz. For example, I doubt you’ll find any blue-collar Republicans sporting Che Guevara’s (#113) mug on a vintage-style, organic cotton T-shirt (#84).

But Lander’s book is a must-read for any Barack Obama-supporting (#8), sushi-loving (#42), Apple computer-promoting (#40) liberal. Your level of whiteness may surprise you and make you laugh in spite of your white self. — Bianca Phillips

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Odd Man Out

Tommy Lee, of Mötley Crüe, said, “If you read only one book this year (like me), this is it.” Chrissie Hynde, of the Pretenders, said, “I’d marry him if he wasn’t a fag.”

The one book this year that Tommy Lee recommends you read is Committed: A Rabble-Rouser’s Memoir (new in paperback from Atria Books/Simon & Schuster), and the author of that book — the one Chrissie Hynde would marry if he weren’t a fag — is Dan Mathews.

Committed? Mathews is that. He’s even been committed — to a Paris hospital for “observation.” But a rabble-rouser? True too and proud of it. Case in point:

As a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Mathews and other PETA members once invaded the offices of Calvin Klein in order to do something about the designer’s use of animal fur. Days after the takeover (and days after the media attention), Mathews calmly sat down with Klein, explained PETA’s position, and showed him a gruesome videotape of chinchillas being electrocuted, beavers being drowned, minks having their necks snapped, coyotes gnawing their legs off to escape the traps they were in, and baby seals being clobbered to death.

You’ve probably seen the shots, been outraged, and taken action — maybe. Or maybe you made it a point to avoid such scenes. You and Klein have something in common. It’s horrible stuff. But out of sight, out of mind. Leave it, though, to PETA to be up in arms and in your face.

“Well, that’s it,” Klein said to Mathews, visibly shaken after viewing the video. “I have avoided looking at that crap for years. … That’s it. No more fur.” And no more millions made off of animal suffering. Klein ended 17 years of licensing agreements with fur-supply companies.

Make that one victory, then, for PETA and a personal victory for Mathews, one among many victories he describes in the pages of Committed — that video he showed to Klein, one of many stomach-turning examples of animal cruelty he’s working to put a stop to.

But, as serious as Mathews’ message is, there’s something else he wants readers to know: He’s as silly as they come and not above masquerading as a priest to disrupt the catwalk of an Italian fashion show featuring furs. A person, he knows, can take only so many scenes of animal torture. And let’s face it (Mathews does), PETA is “one obnoxious pressure group.” But nothing, he also claims, says an activist has to be a stick-in-the-mud. Mathews isn’t. Tell that, though, to the people at a Kentucky Fried Chicken in Paris, where Mathews & Co. staged a protest in 2003 and where he was arrested, then accused of being out of his mind.

KFC’s crime, according to PETA: throwing live chickens into “defeathering” tanks. PETA’s crime, according to Paris police: inciting a riot (with the help of Chrissie Hynde, a militant vegetarian, who rode Mathews’ shoulders — the man stands 6′-5″ — during the protest to protect her guitar-playing fingers from possible injury). The police captain’s opinion of Mathews? He couldn’t fathom “why anybody in his right mind would wreak such havoc while totally sober, on behalf of chickens, no less.” So the captain ordered a psychiatric evaluation, but a kindly doctor, after talking to Mathews, ordered his immediate release. Mathews was, in the words of the doctor, “not only sane” but “a good citizen.”

He’s not alone, and Hynde isn’t the only good citizen (and celebrity) to be enlisted by Mathews to support PETA publicly. Count on life-saver Pamela Anderson, model Christy Turlington, singers Morrissey, Nina Hagen, and Lene Lovich, designers Todd Oldham and Stella McCartney, and drag queen Lady Bunny. But don’t count on Madonna (“She’s bad news,” according to Mathews, who had a major run-in with her) or designer Michael Kors (who’s, in a word, again according to Mathews, “awful”).

Mathews, for his part, is damn serious, silly, out, proud, and, yes, committed. Prepare to be outraged (and quite likely charmed) when he reads from and signs copies of Committed at Davis-Kidd Booksellers on Saturday, May 24th, at 4 p.m.

Before that signing, though, here’s Dan Mathews, speaking by phone from New York City:

The Flyer: It was in the news today. Chicago’s city council reversed its decision and is once more allowing Chicago restaurants to offer foie gras — the product of force-fed geese — on their menus. Care to comment?

Bryan Adams

Dan Mathews: That was such a dirty trick … for them, the Chicago city council, to come in and do that. It’s one of the reasons PETA does very little with legislation. We target companies. We don’t hold a candle to our adversaries on Capitol Hill. Members of Congress, of course, are bought and sold by big business. We’d never stand a chance.

Our whole approach is to look at the companies doing the nastiest things to animals. McDonald’s, for example, used to buy meat from slaughterhouses that failed inspection. We knew that to have the FDA actually get inspectors to do their jobs was going to be impossible. So we brought the issue directly to the public and created this thing called the Unhappy Meal, which graphically showed kids how animals become Big Macs and McNuggets. That worked. McDonald’s changed their policies.

Now we’re protesting KFC to stop boiling chickens alive in their defeathering tanks. Chickens aren’t covered by the Humane Slaughter Act. We can try to get Congress to add chickens to the act, but the poultry trade is more well-heeled than we are. So that’s why we go for the corporate throat.

A lot of PETA’s antics, a lot of what people roll their eyes at … and I don’t blame them, we’re one obnoxious pressure group … those antics: That’s our currency. Companies welcome us into their boardrooms now because they’re afraid of what we might do.

Have you ever been afraid that PETA’s campaigns go too far?

There have been a few actions where I think we didn’t go far enough.

You went far enough in your case against Madonna, but you don’t go into the details in Committed. What’s the story?

I’d heard from somebody at Warner Bros. records that Madonna was planning to have a bullfighting scene in her upcoming music video, “Take a Bow.” So I wrote her letters saying, you know, the humane groups in Mexico, Spain, and Argentina have done so much work to make bullfighting a cruel relic of the past. They don’t need you to come in and glamorize it.

Madonna, of course, didn’t reply. So I got the groups in Mexico, Spain, and Argentina to send her letters too. She didn’t reply.

by Todd Oldham

It was edging closer to the production date of the video — I have friends inside the music industry who talk about these things — and I turned over all the letters to the New York Post, which ran a big article.

That’s when Madonna replied. We had a lengthy chat. But what was interesting was how self-absorbed she was.

You were surprised?

It didn’t surprise me, but it was just … ridiculous! In my letters, I said that I used to be a fan of hers, the music, the videos, all the way through the Sex book. But now she could count me out.

The first thing she said on the phone was, “I find it odd that you call yourselves People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals when you’ve treated me so unethically. You’re now giving this story to the press.”

I said, “You had weeks to respond and never did.”

Then she said, “Well, I really wanted to finally respond, because I read in your letters that you used to be a fan.”

And I thought, What about the part about the bull?

She issued a statement that she did not support bullfighting and that the video was designed to portray the bullfighter’s cruelty to the animal and to her.

Then she did another video with bullfighting! I thought it was an outrage. And about the same time, there was a big story about a crazed fan with a knife who was arrested when he hopped the fence to Madonna’s property in Los Angeles. It was all over the news. So I took out a full-page ad in Billboard that said, “Dear Madonna, now that you know what it’s like to have a strange man with a sharp object attacking you, perhaps you’ll sympathize with the bull and stop glamorizing bullfighting.” That got a few people talking.

I don’t expect to be friends with Madonna. And I do like a lot of her music. But she’s an awful personality. She’s bad news.

What PETA does when it identifies people like this … It’s not like we expect them to change when we attack them. We want to send a message out to other celebrities: that if they endorse cruel practices on animals, they’ll have us on them massaging their backs with a club. We’re not just some kiss-ass charity.

We’re more like a “punk” charity. We’re a little too edgy for a lot of people. It’s what makes us attractive to others, like Bill Maher, Pamela Anderson, and Pink, who aren’t afraid to cause controversy. And that’s great. We’re not for everybody.

Like fashion designer Michael Kors. He blew you off when you challenged his use of the skins from baby sheep.

He’s awful. Awful.

We’re appealing now to young designers. This afternoon, for example, I did a program at Parsons school of design, showing the students videos of how animals are skinned alive for their fur, for their leather. How they’re mutilated even in the wool trade.

You know, your booksigning in Memphis … You’ll be missing the World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest by one week.

Shoot! Barbecue sauce is one of my favorite foods. I put it on tofu and baked potatoes and broccoli. So, actually, I’m upset to be missing that.

Is it PETA’s position that all animal killing is wrong, even when farm animals are treated as humanely as possible?

We believe the only reason to kill an animal is in self-defense. Having said that, some practices are worse than others. Even though philosophically we’d love to see the whole world go vegan tomorrow, we realize that’s not going to happen. We spotlight the most egregious cruelties.

You started at PETA as a receptionist. Twenty-five years later, you’re officially what?

I think I’m a senior vice president of campaigns. But I’ve never been into titles. I’ve always done whatever I could. Sometimes, it was making posters. Sometimes, it was getting arrested. As an activist, you try to look at what you can bring to the party.

Committed came out in 2007. Now it’s in paperback. Do you have another book in the works?

It’s too early to talk about. But I wrote for punk-music magazines back when I was 17. And I once wrote “A Connoisseur’s Guide to Jails.” I rated jails on their food, hospitality, accommodations.

But I never planned to become a writer or write a book at all. I started getting approached …

[Street sirens sounding in the background.]

… Can you hear New York?

I started getting approached by publishers after I wrote an article about my adventures in the Midwest dressed as a carrot …

[More sirens.]

… That’s ladder company 24.

I was dressed as a carrot to promote vegetarianism in elementary schools. In Iowa, pig farmers gave the kids luncheon meat to throw at me, and I wrote about it for The Advocate.

So, here I was. I’d gone back, as an adult, to elementary school, where I used to get beat up for being gay. I come back years later, and I get attacked with this shit. I thought, This is pathetic. I’ve been attacked at school for being both a fruit and a vegetable.

Your being a “fruit” … Has it helped or hindered your work for PETA?

I’d say it’s made it easier to navigate the fashion world. And recruiting beautiful women, like Christy Turlington, to pose nude for PETA posters … The fact that I’m a fag makes them realize I don’t have ulterior motives.

But it isn’t so much a question of being gay. It’s a question of being myself. When you’re an activist, a lot of people put themselves in a box, trying to be earnest, talking in facts and figures. I’ve got the facts and the figures, but it’s just too boring. You’ve gotta add some personality, plus I’ve always been a little bit of an oddball. It’s why I welcome all kinds of people at my booksignings, even those who disagree with what PETA has to say.

The book and being on tour: I’ve been to about 35 cities now. I talk to PETA members. I talk to people who aren’t members. Some ask devil’s-advocate questions. Some are parents who are apprehensive, because their kids want to go to the signing. Wives bring their husbands, who aren’t into it. It’s been great to have these meet-and-greets, answer questions.

And it’s a great boon to activism when you can engage people, especially because animal activists often feel like the odd ones out, as people going against the grain. It’s why I was hoping that Committed could be something to share — stories about the ups and downs in a movement like this one but with a sense of humor about it. To be an activist, you don’t have to be a total bore.

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Manhunt

David Garrow stopped short of the story in Bearing the Cross (1985). Taylor Branch stopped short of it in At Canaan’s Edge (2006). And just this month, Michael Honey stopped short too in Going Down Jericho Road. The “story” is James Earl Ray and the events leading up to his murder of Martin Luther King Jr. in Memphis and the events that led to Ray’s capture two months later.

Native Memphian Hampton Sides (Ghost Soldiers, Blood and Thunder) isn’t about to stop short. In his latest book project, Sides wants to pick up where the historians left off. A “big, multi-tentacled narrative” of “novelistic intrigue” is how Sides describes it. A “storyteller,” not a historian, is how Sides describes himself.

But first, the setting: Memphis, 1968. As Sides said in a recent interview, he intends to do for the Bluff City what John Berendt did for Savannah in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil and what Erik Larson did for Chicago in The Devil in the White City: raise the city to the level of a central character — a character among characters, including, in the year of King’s assassination, the “King” himself, Elvis Presley, about to make his “Comeback Special”; artist William Eggleston, on his way to a major breakthrough in fine-art photography; the late Otis Redding, on the charts with “(Sittin’ on the) Dock of the Bay”; and Fred Smith, back from piloting in Vietnam and with an idea to sell. Cybill Shepherd? She was an East High student with a ticket to Hollywood.

Those are some of Sides’ proposed side characters, but the focus of his new book will be twofold: King, of course, at a turning point in his civil rights leadership, and Ray, a man no storyteller could ignore, though you can ignore the conspiracy theories surrounding Ray’s acting or not acting alone. Sides — who thinks of those theories as “vaguely plausible” to “wacky” — is going largely to ignore them. The life of James Earl Ray is narrative enough: petty criminal, amphetamine addict, jailbird, escape artist, dabbler in the porn business, bounty hunter (possibly) when he heard of a price on King’s head, then international fugitive in the biggest and costliest manhunt in American history. And no, Ray won’t be King’s “alleged” killer. To Sides, there’s no shadow of a doubt.

It’s a story Sides feels he was “born” to tell. His father was a member of the law firm that represented King during the sanitation strike that brought the civil rights leader to Memphis. Sides’ grandfather’s photography studio on Beale was damaged when the march King was leading, days before his death, erupted into violence.

It’s also a story that will bring Sides to Memphis repeatedly after leaving the city 25 years ago. But it will mean moving fast. Sides expects his research to take a couple years — years that require interviewing eyewitnesses to the events in Memphis in April 1968. If you were an eyewitness too with a story to tell, contact Hampton Sides at P.O. Box 111497, Memphis TN 38111-1497.

Three Six Mafia said it: “It’s hard out here for a pimp.” “Here” is Memphis, and it may be equally hard for the city to go “green.” Out of the 50 largest cities in the U.S., Memphis ranked #43 overall (tying with Detroit) in How Green Is Your City? (New Society Publishers), a study conducted by Warren Karlenzig and others of SustainLane, an Internet and media company empowering people, businesses, and government to work toward an ecologically sound, sustainable future.

It isn’t total bad news, however. In the individual categories of tap-water quality and housing affordability, Memphis did better than all right. But in the categories of “local food and agriculture” (farmer’s markets) and “LEED” (“green” buildings), the city bombed. Worse, as far as “city innovation,” “energy/climate change policy,” “green economy,” and “knowledge base,” the results weren’t just bad, they were N/A. As in, nonexistent.

“We couldn’t get any response from Memphis officials,” Karlenzig said in a phone interview. Why? “I have no idea. My guess is that Memphis didn’t have anyone whose job responsibility included addressing these issues.” Asked, however, if Karlenzig was aware of the recent greenbelt proposal linking the inner city of Memphis with Shelby Farms, he expressed ignorance.

So, do Karlenzig and Memphis a favor before the next edition of How Green Is Your City?. If you’re a local government official, go to www. sustainlane.us. Register and let Karlenzig and crew know about Memphis’ “best practices” when it comes to the city’s environmental initiatives.