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Merry Christmas, Baby: HEELS Xmas Variety Show

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Brennan Whalen (left) and Josh McLane of HEELS


“It’s got that ‘we’re putting on a show’ feel,” says Memphis comedian and drummer/vocalist for Memphis band HEELS, Josh McLane, of the Hi Tone’s small room. It’s the site for HEELS’ upcoming Christmas variety show on Saturday, December 21st. “That’s why I like this room so much. The Christmas show is a prime example of that.”

McLane says he owes his wife, Cara McLane, for the inspiration to transform the Hi Tone’s small room into a winter wonderland for a Christmas-themed extravaganza. Earlier this year, Cara threw him a birthday party in the music venue. “She made the entire room up with pink and streamers, and she got a 4-foot, blow-up unicorn,” McLane says.

“I’m a sentimental sucker,” McLane explains. “I’m a fan of old-school television, and with Brennan [Whalen] and I pushing, not so much a comedy gig, but having a lot of banter, I was like, ‘Why don’t we do something that nobody would do in Memphis? The variety show.’”

And a variety show seems an ideal task for the duo of McLane and HEELS guitarist/vocalist Brennan Whalen. The band, with its frequent lyrical nods to Memphis wrasslin’, comedic stage banter, and seemingly uncategorizable performances, is primed to take on such a challenge. But how did McLane and Whalen become, well, HEELS?

“When we started … I think a lot of people took from a lot of the Goner bands that nobody was talking. There was no banter anymore, it was just ‘Let’s get just up there and blow our rock down your face and kick ya in the teeth and be done with it,’ which is a great thing,” McLane says of HEELS’ transformation into a part-band, part-comedy-duo musical amalgamation. “I’ve been doing stand-up forever, and Brennan’s adorable and really funny, and nobody knows about it. So we made a rule that you’re not allowed to talk on stage unless it’s into the microphone. No matter what it is. ‘My string broke.’ ‘Sorry, I fucked that song up.’ anything,” McLane goes on to explain. “The whole rule of the band is we can be funny in between songs all we want; we’d never write funny songs.”

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Okay, fair enough, but why Christmas, one might wonder. What about trucker hats, tattoos, love songs about a box of porn found in the woods, and a bombastic stage persona adds up to spell Christmas variety show?

“We’re both big suckers,” McLane says, explaining that the band’s veneer of sweat and sarcasm hides two tender teddy bear hearts. “So I wanted to bring in a bunch of people we like playing with. We don’t really play with bands a whole lot. When we book our own shows, we usually do stand-up [comedians] because it’s easier for me to pay stand-ups.”

“I love Christmas, so we brought our friends out. I’m using all the characters in our little world,” McLane says of the variety show. “Mitchell Manley shows up as Santa because we wanted to invite Santa to a Christmas party.” McLane excitedly continues, saying, “Ben Ricketts is doing a song. Kitty Dearing is doing a song. Brando from Wailing Banshees is doing a tune,” McLane continues, reeling off a list of names that includes Michaela Caitlin from Rosey, as well as Mitchell Manley and Josh Stevens from Glorious Abhor, a Memphis group for whom specially themed shows are old hat.

Glorious Abhor hosts the Memphis’ Last Waltz events every Thanksgiving — when the psychrock band recruits other Bluff City players to help recreate Martin Scorsese’s famous documentary about The Band’s farewell concert, The Last Waltz. HEELS has joined Glorious Abhor for past Memphis’ Last Waltz shows, and Whalen does a mean version of Neil Young’s “Helpless.”

McLane continues: “Jason Pulley from Tape Deck and a million other bands [including Glorious Abhor] is playing. I’ve been in bands with Jason since Mrs. Fletcher, so he’ll always be my piano player, even though I haven’t been in a band with him for 10 years.”

“You just want to be Johnny Carson who gets to play in the band,” McLane’s wife told him, and the comedian and musician assents that she’s right, asking, “Why just play regular shows if you can bend the rules?”


HEELS Xmas Variety Show at Hi Tone, Saturday, December 21st, 9 p.m.


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Intermission Impossible Theater

Yule/Not Yule: Something to Bless Us Every One

The holidays are on stage, either ongoing or coming soon. We’ve got your long runs, your weekenders, your kiddie delights, your grown-up fare with snark, sweetness, and terror, along with traditional old tales and the contemporary angsty pursuit of joy. So come around the wassail bowl and let’s plan a way to see them all …

Here We Come A Caroling

This weekend only is Cabaret Noel Five: Here We Come A Caroling, the annual cabaret by Emerald Theatre Company. The elven hosts Topsy and Turvey promise twists, laughs, and fabulousness. And ample quantities of live music. Three performances only at TheaterWorks. Go here for more.

The 12 Dates of Christmas

Kim Sanders

On now through December 22nd is The 12 Dates of Christmas, a one-woman comedy with the glorious Kim Sanders, a resident company member at Playhouse on the Square. Sanders performs in the Memphian Room at Circuit Playhouse as single Mary and her cast of family, friends, and suitors as she recovers from finding out that her fiancé is a cad. Can she survive a year of holidays being sour on love? Directed by the splendid Kell Christie, you can find out more here.

Urban Nativity


Hattiloo Theatre
founder Ekundayo Bandele has written Urban Nativity, a contemporary take on the Biblical story of the birth of Jesus. It premiered at the theater six years ago and tells the tale of Mary and Joe, an expectant couple going to Chicago to participate in a census. There are breakdowns, criminals, and a murderous governor after them. And yet, there is, as there must be, hope. Showing through December 15th. Get tickets here.

Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley

Lydia Barnett-Mulligan


Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley
is set two years after Jane Austen’s novel ends, telling the tale of bookish middle sister, Mary as Christmas 1815 approaches at the Darcy estate. Tennessee Shakespeare Company presents the regional premiere of the merry tale of a new tree, new hope, and maybe even a new love. Directed by Stephanie Shine. Opens this weekend. Secure your place at Pemberley here.

A Christmas Carol


Theatre Memphis
is embarking on its 42nd annual production of A Christmas Carol starting Friday and going through December 23rd. Directed by the estimable Jason Spitzer, it maintains tradition while getting better each year. David Shipley is the redeemable Scrooge. Go see it, every one. Tickets and info here.

Two Rooms

And if you just want to detach from the warmth of human kindness, if you’re feeling more worldly and less spiritual, then consider the case of Michael Wells, an American held hostage in a windowless cell in the Middle East and his wife, Lainie, who can’t do a thing about it, not even get the government to act. With a strong cast, Two Rooms by Lee Blessing was heralded in the 1980s as a story of solitude and devotion in the middle of headlines. Just like today, here is love and loss, foreign policy and journalism, terrorism, and people caught up in the vortex. It’s a Cloud9 production at TheatreWorks running from December 13th to 21st. Info and tickets here.

Junie B. Jones, The Musical

Here’s something for the youngsters that’s not holiday themed: Junie B. Jones, The Musical follows our heroine on her first day of first grade as she navigates friends, teachers, the blackboard, kickball, and life itself. The talent, so you know, is first-rate with Breyannah Tillman (Dreamgirls) — last year’s Rising Star Ostrander Award winner — warbling on stage. Runs at Circuit Playhouse through December 22nd. Go here for more.

Peter Pan

Of course, there’s Peter Pan. The 28th annual moneymaker is at Playhouse on the Square through December 29th, directed by Warner Crocker, and with some tech improvements that will make you ooooh and ahhhh even more than usual at the flying delights. Here’s the info.

The Nutcracker

Ballet Memphis would hardly be doing its job without a sumptuous production of The Nutcracker at the Orpheum. It’s got the Memphis Symphony Orchestra, more than 100 dancers, a live choir, and a sugar plum fairy. Runs December 12th to 15th and info is here.

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Robert Earl Keen’s Countdown to Christmas Comes to GPAC in December

As August appears and the kids brace themselves for the return to school, one thing looms large in their minds: Christmas vacation. Yes, they’ll have many hours of homework, homeroom, and home games in store before then, but we know that it’s the dream of a holiday break that keeps them going. And what applies to kids applies to parents and single folks too. In Amurica, it’s never too early to dust off those Christmas decorations and start dreaming tinsel dreams.

The Germantown Performing Arts Center realizes this too, so today they’ve announced the holiday concert that keeps things real: Robert Earl Keen’s Countdown to Christmas. Keen, of course, is the artist behind the all-too-real Christmas song of the not-quite dysfunctional American family, “Merry Christmas from the Family.” It’s worth a listen even if your stockings are yet hung with care, simply as a chronicle of what it means to be a modern extended family with, uh, issues.

With its good-natured evocation of everyday alcoholism, bland racial bias, and running out of tampons, it achieves, in the end, a kind of unsentimental sentimentality to which anyone who’s had to listen to brother Ken’s new wife Kay, who “talks all about AA,” can relate. In fact, the song has resonated with audiences to such a degree since its release in 1994 that it’s even spawned a sequel song and a book of the same name. It’s in such demand that Keen has had to draw the line on when he’ll perform it. “We get requests for it all year round,” he’s told NPR. “So, I had to create this rule, I call it the ‘Linen Rule’, where we don’t play the song as long as you can wear linen. So it saves it and makes it fresh for the holiday season. So we start playing it around Labor Day and we play it on through the holidays. It’s the big number particularly in December that we close with.”

Robert Earl Keen’s Countdown to Christmas Comes to GPAC in December

Of course, there’s much more to Keen than this song. Having cut his teeth in the late-70s scene around Austin, Texas, he now has 18 albums worth of songs chronicling the foibles of everyday lives, much in the vein of Guy Clark, Townes Van Zandt, Steve Earle, and other masters of Americana. While they may not all be kid-friendly, they do resonate with the struggles and joys of everyday adults going through life with open eyes. It’s a refreshing way to digest the holidays at GPAC, a couple days after the gifts are all unwrapped, but before we must face the onset of New Year’s Day and the inevitable return to jobs and school that follows.

Countdown to Christmas, with Robert Earl Keen and opening act Shinyribs, Saturday, December 28, 8:00 PM, Germantown Performing Arts Center (GPAC)

Tickets on sale to general public at 10 AM on Friday, August 9. See website for information on artist pre-sales and GPAC subscriber pre-sales.

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Fly On The Wall Blog Opinion

Commercial Appeal Shares Holiday Story of Messiah-Like Christmas Stocking

When the holidays get hectic and stressful it’s good for the soul to pause and remember the true reason for the season: Selling shit. Anxious for this yearly opportunity to serve a special convergence of reader interest and advertiser need, many news organizations, including the one that publishes this blog, create special gift guides. That’s why it’s so nice that The Commercial Appeal went a completely different way and told the story of a magical Christmas stocking that suffers for your favorite cook.

Wait, never mind. It’s just another gift guide. That “suffers” bit was just a typo. Our bad. Fly on the Wall has been hoping for miracles lately, and we thought this might be one.

Dammit.

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Film/TV Film/TV/Etc. Blog

Begin Your Holiday Backlash With Bad Santa 2

At first Christmas movies were all smiles. Lots of snowy landscapes, reindeer, and brightly wrapped presents for good little boys and girls, that’s all you needed to make a holiday movie and rake in those White Christmas bucks. Then after about 50 years of that, the Christmas backlash movie began to appear. Maybe it’s the twisted legacy of A Christmas Story, which is a fabulously positive holiday movie, but includes acknowledgements that the Yuletide can be a stressful time for all involved. Another early example of a holiday backlash movie is Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, which is probably the best Thanksgiving themed film ever made.

Kathy Bates and Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa 2.

Terry Zwigoff’s 2004 Bad Santa is a standout holiday backlash movie because it dared to go full nilhilist. It revolved around Billy Bob Thornton’s scarily committed performance as Willie Stoke, a criminal deadbeat with a knack for safecracking and a taste for cheap booze and large women whose seasonal employment involves dressing up as Santa Claus. Nowadays, there are more holiday backlash movies (The Night Before and Office Christmas Party, for example) than actual holiday movies to backlash against, and if Bad Santa 2 is any indication, it might be time for a market correction.

As the English say, Bad Santa 2 does what it says on the tin. It’s pretty much just a straight remake of the original movie, a “let’s get the band back together” (except Zwigoff is out) done 10 years too late because nobody in Hollywood funds original ideas any more. That being said, it does, in fact, do what it says on the tin. Are you feeling grumpy about this impending season of darkness? Go watch Billy Bob Thornton and Kathy Bates—two extremely talented actors who don’t get to work as much as they should—lock horns as the worst mother and son pair since Caligula and Agrippina. Also back is Tony Cox as the treacherous elf Marcus, and Brett Kelly as Thurman Merman, the clueless little kid now grown up to a clueless young adult.

Brett Kelly and Billy Bob Thornton share deep dish pizza and a cig.

It may be difficult to impossible to shock us jaded filmgoers in this dark timeline, but Bad Santa 2’s writers Johnny Rosenthal and Shauna Cross gives it the old college try. About the time the novelty of seeing Santa Claus cuss at a midget starts wearing off, the film transitions into a low-impact heist comedy, and director Mark Waters executes both halves of the movie pretty well.

I always try to judge a movie first on what the filmmakers were apparently trying to achieve. On that level, the makers of Bad Santa 2 have clearly succeeded. But on the other hand, the thing they have succeeded at is making another Bad Santa movie. Maybe try to set the bar a bit higher next time.

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Sing All Kinds We Recommend

Goner’s Holiday Video: Wicked Effects and Records!

Look who’s gotten the holiday spirit, a buncha punk rockers. That’s who. Hell yeah.

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Sing All Kinds We Recommend

Johnny Mathis at the Orpheum

Johnny Mathis is a distinguished guy. He had to make a choice between pursuing a singing career or becoming an Olympic athlete. Mathis is the longest-tenured artist at Columbia Records and the first artist for whom there was a Greatest Hits album. He sang a melodic style of music starting in the mid ’50s and sold millions. His voice remains a staple of the holidays. While the counterculture came and went, Mathis stuck with his true self and is still kicking and crooning. He’s a super nice guy. We talked about music, and he even called my mother, a lifelong fan, to wish her a Merry Christmas. Johnny Mathis will be at the Orpheum on Saturday, December 21st.

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Flyer: You were around some musical greats when you were very young at the Black Hawk Club. What was that like?
Johnny Mathis:
I guess I started going with my older brother Clem and my dad to the Black Hawk when I was about 13. The process for them was to rehearse in the afternoon and do the performance at night. Sometimes they were agreeable to someone as young as myself listening to their rehearsals. I got a chance to meet and to almost become friends with people like Errol Garner [composed “Misty”], Dave Brubeck, of course, who was almost a house musician there. But I also got to meet people like Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughn, singers that I really really admired. Then when I made my first recordings at the age of 19, I started to work some of the same venues that they worked and was able to reconnect with them. And they remembered me. I had a wonderful kind of association with some pretty mature artists at a very early age. It kind of impressed on me how important it was to really and truly concentrate on what my performance in opposed to thinking of it kind of a frivolous way.

Mitch Miller was a polarizing producer, but he had a tremendous influence on your career.
Mitch was very important to me because he had a kind of a childlike quality about what he felt was going to make it as music as far as I was concerned. The music that he chose for us to sing was very simplistic. He insisted on being there and making sure that we sang it the way he wanted it, which was on the beat, never ad-libbed. It was completely different from what I did on my first album, which was produced by George Avakian who was head of jazz [at Columbia]. So Iwas torn between these two people but I was perfectly willing to do whatever they asked. I was 19 years old. I took what they said as gospel. Fortunately Mitch guided me in the right direction. I wasn’t really a jazz singer, but I was signed to the company by George. I was a little bit more comfortable singing something that didn’t require me to improvise.


Sinatra and Rosemary Clooney said some nasty things about him.

They hated him. But I was young. It was awkward.

Miller hated rock-and-roll. He called it “musical baby food.” Do you agree?
I’ve tried everything. Some of it clicked. Some of it didn’t. The rock and roll sound was not really something that I pursued. I would laugh a little bit about it. It didn’t seem referential enough for the music. It seemed like I was making fun of it. So I backed off. Whoever you’re hanging out with or working with has a great effect on what you eventually do. The people that I hung with had a not-very-good feeling about rock-and-roll. Feeling that it was simplistic, and it was. But we were dealing with young people. And young people didn’t want to get serious. That’s what they listened. I stuck with what I was doing. Fortunately, I was with a record company that had good distribution. Rock-and-roll was not a big deal at Columbia. At that time, they were pretty heavy into Broadway shows. Most of their product was aimed at a pretty mature audience.

Your Miller-influenced sound was in contrast to much of what happened in the 1950s and ’60s. But it’s 2014 and you’re still going.
The process of singing is so individualistic. I just liked what my dad sang. He was a good singer; the first I ever heard. I felt comfortable singing songs that had a pretty melody. I had studied from the time I was 13 until 18 with a lady who taught opera. I was very comfortable in that situation. My music was fun. I always knew that I didn’t really know anything about how to sing. I knew how to produce the notes, but I didn’t know how to put them all together into an interesting song. It took me a very long time. I got off on the wrong track on many occasions, as evidenced by the record I did with George Avakian who left me to my own devices. I was all over the place. It wasn’t until I met Mitch Miller,


I listened to your comeback Number One “Too Much Too Little Too Late” from 1978. It took me back to my parents car like I was sitting there.

My producer said he wanted me to do a duet. That was before anyone had considered doing duets in the mainstream at the time. He mentioned Minnie Riperton. Unfortunately she became very ill at the time and eventually passed away. Denise Williams had just come off the road with Stevie Wonder, singing background for him. She’s a very forceful lady. She came right up to the producer and said, “I’m here. Let me sing with him.” That started a wonderful relationship with Denise whom I love very much.

Christmas has had a massive influence on your career.
I come from a large family. The first Christmas album I did was for my mom and my dad, who made Christmas a wonderful time. I keep telling everybody that we weren’t poor, we just didn’t have any money. It was very important that we took advantage of all the free stuff like going to church and singing Christmas songs. I was really ready to do something for my mom and my dad. I’d had a couple of hit records and the record company let me have my own way about the thing. I eventually ran into Percy Faith, who was another artist in residence at Columbia. He agreed to do the album with me, thank God, because it’s so brilliant what he did with a ll the voices and the violins. And that particular album has been iconic in my career.

Do you still play golf?
I used to be pretty good when I was taking lessons. There was a guy on the tour. He tutored me for about five years and I got down to about a 7 or 8 handicap. No more. Those days are over.

Since it it’s Christmas and I have you on the phone, I’m going to ask you a favor. Would you call my mom and wish her a Merry Christmas?
I sure would. What’s her number?

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Myla Smith’s Christmas Show @ Otherlands Friday

Myla Smith

  • Myla Smith

Myla Smith has been singing her whole life: She sang the kids’ parts on Barney back in the day. She is a native of Shake Rag, an area north of Millington. Smith was also a workaday banking analyst for consulting powerhouse KPMG. Her work life and her faith inform a solid set of original songs on her latest album Hiding Places. Smith is clearly not cut from the typical Memphis music mold. She is unconflicted, positive, and honest. She is also smart, talented, and motivated to an extent that she’s someone to watch in 2014. And not just because she shot ber video at Jack Pirtle’s. Myla Smith’s annual Christmas show comes is at Otherlands on Friday, December 13th.

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Opera Memphis’ Original: The Christmas List – This Weekend

As this video shows, Opera Memphis will find you and they will come and get you with Opera. So do the right thing and go see the Christmas List, an original opera written by Sarah Squire, director of education for OM. The show runs all weekend at the Clark Opera Center.

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Goldsmith’s — Socks for Sale!

1941 Commercial Appeal ad

  • 1941 Commercial Appeal ad

During my lonely days and nights in the Lauderdale Mansion, I’ll often pull out musty copies of The Commercial Appeal or Memphis Press-Scimitar, settle back in my La-Z-Boy with a jug of moonshine, and relive the good old days.

And sometimes those days seem pretty strange. Case in point: In December 1941, Goldsmith’s (describing itself as “Memphis’ Greatest Christmas Store”) had apparently advertised some “interwoven” socks for sale. You could pay 39 cents for a pair, or get three pair for a buck. Seems reasonable, no?

But wait — that was WRONG. The following day, the store ran this correction, saying, “We are sorry — this was an error.”

Oh my gosh. What horrible mistake did they — COULD they — have made in a simple ad for SOCKS?

Why, they got the price wrong, and were losing almost 10 cents on every sale! Just look. The correct price should have been three pairs for … $1.10.

Boy, I guess they must have planned on selling lots of these socks to pay for the cost of running the correction.