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Music and Muscle: The Supercharged Sounds of the Liberty Bowl

When you’re a musician, football games hit a little differently. Take this Wednesday’s AutoZone Liberty Bowl Football Classic, a record-setting nail-biter if ever there was one. “The longest game in the Liberty Bowl’s 64-year history set 24 records, including total points (108), total offense by one team (681 yards by Arkansas) and first downs (32 by Kansas),” a report from the Associated Press tells us, but for this roving pair of ears, it was all about the music.

I was accompanying the mother of a former piano student who now plays clarinet in the University of Arkansas Razorback Marching Band. And hints of the music to come appeared as we walked to Simmons Bank Liberty Stadium: There in the parking area, one could see the Shelby County Sheriff’s Ceremonial Guard milling around in their kilts with assorted bagpipes and drums. And pushing through the throng, one could spy the glint of silvery sousaphones, making their way from the band busses. Those horns would guide us to our seats, as we would be embedded adjacent to the Razorback band.

Settling in, we heard the familiar strains of “Soul Man” being piped through the jumbotron, and although it was the Blues Brothers’ version, not Sam and Dave’s, it still carried enough Memphis bona fides to strike a note of pride in our hearts.

And then suddenly, the pre-game show was upon us! The Razorback band had filed down to the ground level, and were sprinting out onto the field. What followed was an impressive, swinging arrangement of selections from West Side Story.

The music by Leonard Bernstein ranks among the classics of American jazz and theater, yet there was a surreal quality to hearing the poignant strains of “Somewhere” echo from the gridiron, played by young people who may have never before heard it. Later, I asked our clarinetist, Ella Thomas, about the experience.

“‘America’ was the only one I knew,” she said. “But as a section, we had a movie night and all watched the original West Side Story. And I thought the music was really good. Though it was really hard for the clarinets. My favorite part was the finale, a medley of ‘America,’ ‘Maria,’ and ‘Gee Officer Krupke.’ And the clarinets and the low woodwinds have kind of a feature in that one. We play the higher, faster melody. It’s very hard!”

For their part, the Kansas University Marching Jayhawks also brought jazz history into play, featuring a piece by native Kansan Stan Kenton in their halftime show. But it was their version of Cameo’s “Word Up” as the game raged below that really caught my attention.

Meanwhile, the remorseless sadism of football fandom brought other sounds into play. “Break his neck and twist it!” yelled one jolly spectator nearby; and other Razorback fans would gleefully boo injured Jayhawks off the field. Having been raised a Nebraska Cornhusker, I was used to it. But, as Thomas explained, the camaraderie between the opposing teams’ bands transcends any rivalry among the players.

Razorback Marching Band clarinetist Ella Thomas mentally prepares for the pre-game show. (Photo: Alex Greene)

“The Jayhawks band sounded really good!” she remarked. “The Kansas fans weren’t so nice, but the band was really nice to us. The day before, they all came to meet us at the parade, and when we were doing our show, they were cheering for us.” After the game, as musicians from both bands gathered at their busses, Thomas’ comments were borne out by the copious high-fives and back slapping between those wearing opposing colors.

Of course, marching bands aren’t the only source of music at a major bowl game, and this year’s Liberty Bowl was no exception. Naturally, the jumbotron pumped out classic party bangers to get folks revved up. Think Guns N’ Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle.” But classic rock also held court in the form of the halftime headliner, officially known as Starship featuring Mickey Thomas.

These hit-makers hold the dubious honor of having built a career on one of the world’s most reviled songs. This is especially interesting given the band’s genesis out of the ashes of two of rock’s biggest bands, Jefferson Airplane and Jefferson Starship. But that pedigree mattered little when Blender, Rolling Stone, and GQ magazines all named a song by Starship (with “Jefferson” removed for legal reasons) as the ultimate in bad taste. Indeed, it so trounced the competition in Rolling Stone‘s poll for that title that the magazine noted it “could be the biggest blow-out victory in the history of the Rolling Stone Readers Poll.”

Yes, I’m speaking of “We Built This City,” perhaps the only song lamenting corporate rock that is itself the most perfect exemplar of that genre ever recorded. Yet here in a city where the late Jim Dickinson’s Roland keyboard once proudly bore a sticker with the message “Corporate Rock Sucks,” enthusiasm for Wednesday’s performance was high.

While I share most jazz musicians’ reflexive disdain for the 1985 number one hit, as an anthropologist I am fascinated by its simultaneous popularity and unpopularity. Yet all such musings proved irrelevant as the Mickey Thomas and company knocked out a rendition that included a drop-out for the crowd to sing “Rock and rolllllllllll” without a trace of irony. Take that, Rolling Stone!

And then it was back to the game. Even I can tell you that it was one of the most gripping matches in the history of the sport, as the Razorbacks squeaked out a victory in triple overtime, after a stunning second half rally by Kansas. As the moment of victory settled in, the Razorback band launched into its standard choice for such moments, “It’s Hard to Be Humble.” And the fans sang along:

Oh, Lord it’s hard to be humble,
when you’re perfect in every way!
I can’t wait to look in the mirror,
I get better looking each day!
To know me is to love me,
I must be one hell of a fan!
Oh, Lord it’s hard to be humble,
when you’re an Arkansas Razorback fan!

As Thomas later noted quietly, “We don’t play anything if we lose.”

Naturally, there are many theories bouncing around the internet as to why the game ended as it did: bad referees, faulty and/or brilliant coaching, lucky breaks, or even the weather. But Ella Thomas and I know the real reason for the Liberty Bowl’s greatness that day: it was the music.

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Football Fanatics

You’re welcome, Nick Saban and Les Miles, the highest-paid football coaches in the South. Glad to help you out with that move from Wisconsin to Arkansas, Bret Bielema, and welcome to the Southeastern Conference. No need to thank me, Tommy Tuberville, now that you got that new job and fat paycheck at Cincinnati. And it was really nothing, Derek Dooley, to make a small contribution to your buyout.

College football may be crazy and salaries for head coaches stratospheric, but we have no one to blame but ourselves. I did my part to support this All-American enterprise, because I subscribe to ESPN in my telecom package from AT&T. I get the mid-priced 270-channel television package for $79 a month, the cheapest package that includes ESPN. The “family” package would save me $20 a month and the “basic” package of local channels only, guaranteed to shame you before your friends and family, costs $26, or $53 a month less than I now pay.

The must-have channel in the $79 package is ESPN, because I’m hooked on sports although far from a fanatic. There are at least 200 channels in that 270-channel package that I never watch, and there are probably only 20 channels I watch more than once a week. But I pay for all of them, because that’s the only way to get ESPN. Sorry, Giada and Guy and the rest of the stars of the Food Network, I’m just being honest here.

College football, as ESPN freely admits, is a gold mine. We watch it in real time instead of recording it and viewing it later. That means we even watch the commercials instead of fast-forwarding through them. We watch games on the West Coast and the East Coast, because they have implications for the national rankings and the bowl games and the future playoff system to determine the national championship. And for this privilege we pay.

“Because of college football’s widespread popularity and the incredible passion of its fans, few events are more meaningful than these games,” said ESPN president John Skipper in a recent announcement about a 12-year championship games rights deal for $470 million a year. “We are ecstatic at the opportunity to continue to crown a college football champion on ESPN’s outlets for years to come, the perfect finale to our year-round commitment to the sport.”

The $636 a year I pay for ESPN instead of “basic” is not chump change. It’s more than the failed half-cent increase in the local sales tax would have cost me. It’s more than the city property tax reduction I’m getting due to the surrender of the Memphis City Schools charter and merger with Shelby County Schools. And it would buy me good seats at 10 Grizzlies games.

It has been said many times that television rules sports — that television is driving the break-up of conferences like Conference USA and the Big East and the formation of super-conferences such as the Big Ten and SEC. The University of Memphis and its struggling football program are caught in the middle of this. Television made the Big East less relevant if not irrelevant, which makes spending money on Liberty Bowl Stadium a dubious proposition and the celebration over Memphis joining the conference look silly.

It is also true, however, that sports rules television. An episode of The Good Wife or CSI loses nothing whether it is watched now or later. But a football game on tape, when you more than likely know the outcome, is another matter.

When I signed up for AT&T U-verse last year, my monthly bill for television, internet, and a telephone land line was $120. Pegging the monthly cost of bundled services is like trying to predict the weather or the stock market. A fee here, an equipment charge there, and 16 months later my bill is $158 a month and going up next year.

I have cut my phone service to the bone and settled for the less-than-optimum $49 wireless internet package. The biggest component of the bill is television, and the driver of television, as AT&T well knows, is ESPN. I expect to hit $200 a month next year.

When that happens, I hope I have the intestinal fortitude to cut the cord. It’s not like there’s no college football on the local stations. And I have a feeling that Nick, Les, Tommy, Bret, and the rest would be just fine without me.

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Things I Learned (Again) in 2011

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The novelist Philip Roth was right. Old age is not a battle, it’s a massacre. Caring for aging parents or visiting a nursing home will convince you.

Parenting never ends. Especially when employer-provided health insurance is scarce.

Teaching in public schools has gotten harder because of all the attention. A lot of the help isn’t helping.

Millions of human roaches are trying to hack your computer, email, and online information every minute. The question is not if but when one of them will succeed.

Don’t divulge any more personal information to anyone than you have to.

Good Mexican restaurants are plentiful and cheap in Memphis.

People with mechanical, carpentry, or house-painting skills will be fine in the new economy.

College liberal arts degrees are overpriced if the measure is landing a job in a lasting career.

If you eat real food you lose weight. Even if you only do it two or three days a week. Shop the perimeter of the grocery stores.

A package of 100 cable channels is worse than ten channels. If only we could pay only for the channels we want. The cable creed is “Do not let customers do this.”

If you insist on lending a book to someone “that you simply must read” you should not expect to get it back.

There is no celebrity too old, over the hill, obnoxious or dead that someone doesn’t believe that what America needs is a book about them. See the new releases at the library and the rekindling of “the enduring mystery of the death of Natalie Wood” in 1981.

Hit overheads hard. Don’t short-arm them or let them drop.

The preservationists were right about the CVS drug store on Union and the compromisers, including me, were wrong.

College football is indestructible. Scandals, soaring salaries, the glut of bowl games, coaching changes, 1-11 seasons, no playoffs, tiny crowds, nothing can kill it.

Patagonia shoes are also indestructible, but in a good way, and really comfortable.

Online bill payments with automatic renewal are an overcharge waiting to happen. A customer service call to Bangalore is a threat to your domestic tranquility, sanity, and the structural integrity of your calling devices.

Those who have been saying illegitimacy is our biggest social problem, most recently outgoing Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, are right.

Bike riders have their own brand of road rage.

Really good neighborhoods get better in hard times. So do good schools because there is a flight to stability and quality.

Mega-churches may be the most important social glue in Greater Memphis.

Privacy will be The Next Big Thing because there are so many intrusions on it, from the Internet to airport pat-downs.

Learning is not the same as retaining.

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Silver Linings?

If character is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, pride must be playing college football with very little to gain. Having seen their high hopes of a first Conference USA championship go up in smoke in a 17-16 defeat at Marshall last weekend, the Memphis Tigers are now staring at nine games and a steep climb to respectability. With two conference losses already and the program’s first 0-3 start in a decade, silver linings are hard to come by. But we’ll give it a shot.

For the first time this season, Memphis held its opponent under 40 points. But considering the Thundering Herd still amassed more than 400 yards of total offense, this was more a reflection of Marshall’s offensive ineptitude than it was any solidifying of the Tiger defense. On the offensive side of the ball, the U of M passing attack is proving to be as dangerous as advertised. Quarterback Arkelon Hall threw for 364 yards a week after compiling 373 against Rice. Junior Carlos Singleton was on the receiving end of 11 passes, good for 158 yards. But despite all the aerial movement, Memphis reached the end zone but once (on a four-yard pass from backup quarterback Will Hudgens to Earnest Williams).

More silver linings? The Tigers held the ball slightly longer than did Marshall. They committed fewer penalties and had 10 more first downs (26 to 16) than did their opponent. All of which makes Coach Tommy West’s job that much more difficult in identifying how quickly the 2008 season turned sour and how he and his staff might find some sweetener for the two-plus months of season that remain.

Next up, Saturday night at the Liberty Bowl, is the Tigers’ annual schedule-filler against the “Football Championship Subdivision” (formerly Division I-AA) competition. Instead of Chattanooga or Tennessee Tech, Nicholls State comes to town in what will be the Colonels’ season opener, their first two games having been postponed by Hurricanes Gustav and Ike. The closest thing to a creampuff Memphis will see this fall, Nicholls State may be salve to a wounded collective psyche on the Tiger side of the field. If ever West has needed a week to experiment with his depth chart and make some in-game alterations, this will be the one. But the home crowd — will there be as many as 30,000 to see if the Tigers can scratch the win column? — had better not count any chickens with these Colonels in town. A year ago, this team beat the Rice Owls — which, yes, beat Memphis two weeks ago.

Wins are accumulated one at a time, of course. Schedule-gazing and dreaming of brighter lights are afterthoughts for the 2008 Tigers. Now, it’s simply a matter of pride.

• Considering how high Memphis Tiger basketball has risen in the nation’s Q ratings, the upcoming home schedule has to be considered a disappointment. After a 2007-08 season that welcomed Arizona, Georgetown, Tennessee, and Gonzaga to FedExForum, the upcoming season’s nonconference home highlights will be Massachusetts, Syracuse, and Cincinnati. While the Tigers will face the Vols and Zags again on the road, Lamar is the only nonconference opponent visiting Memphis after New Year’s Day. And while UMass will carry sentimental value — as Coach John Calipari’s former stomping grounds, now under the guidance of longtime Memphis assistant Derek Kellogg — the Tigers will be considerable favorites, just as they will against the Orange and the Bearcats.

Frank Murtaugh writes the “From My Seat” column for memphisflyer.com.

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A Personal Conversation With Marc Iavaroni

Marc Iavaroni entered his post-game press conference tonight to find exactly two members of the local media — Memphis Sport‘s Kevin Cerritto and myself. He joked that fewer people came after wins, but he just needs to get used to the strange grip college football holds over the locals.

So, basically, the post-game became Iavaroni and me chatting a little bit, which was both awkward and bemusing. I asked about the struggles of closing games with young players and about trying to modulate the energy level and aggressiveness of players like Lowry and Gay.

His response, in part: “He [Lowry] is going to face [challenges] throughout his young career and so is Rudy. They are young players. We don’t want to give into that constant reminder, because it sounds like an excuse …

Read the rest of Chris Herrington’s post-game musings at “Beyond the Arc,” the Flyer‘s Grizblog.

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FROM MY SEAT: Kings or Peasants?

Last
month, Sports Illustrated‘s fine football scribe, Stewart Mandel, took it
upon himself to divide the world of college football into a class system of
sorts. (Or at least the BCS portion of the college football world.) With a nod
to historical performance and prestige, Mandel assigned each major football
program to one of four tiers: kings, barons, knights, and peasants. (For the
record, thirteen programs were crowned as kings by Sir Stewart: Alabama,
Florida, Florida State, Miami, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State,
Oklahoma, Penn State, Tennessee, Texas, and USC.)

All this had me considering Conference USA, and just
where each C-USA program might fit in this “old world” scheme. Keeping in mind
that most C-USA programs predate the conference (which started play in 1996),
and factoring in those pre-C-USA years, I hereby present my own Mandelian class
system for a conference still aspiring to BCS acclaim.

KINGS


Southern Miss

— The Golden Eagles are to C-USA as USC is to the Pac 10. Under coach Jeff
Bower, Southern Miss has had winning seasons in each of C-USA’s 11. (The next
most is five winning seasons.) They won three championships (1997, 1999, and
2003) and finished atop their division a total of five times. Southern Miss has
had no fewer than seven players named either Offensive or Defensive Player of
the Year for the conference. To date, the rest of C-USA bows to the Eagles.


Houston
— The
reigning C-USA champs are one of four schools affiliated with C-USA since the
beginning in 1996 (the others are Southern Miss, Memphis, and Tulane). The
Cougars have had five winning seasons as C-USA members and featured three league
Player of the Year honorees (including quarterback Kevin Kolb last year). With
two conference championships, Houston joins only Southern Miss among programs
with more than one.

BARONS


SMU
— The
Mustangs lose points for the “death penalty” that canceled their 1987 and 1988
seasons (the heaviest penalty to date handed down by the NCAA for rule
infractions). And they didn’t join C-USA until 2005. But it’s hard to match the
history SMU can present its conference brethren. SMU has sent six players to the
College Football Hall of Fame, and that doesn’t even include Eric Dickerson.
Having played in four Cotton Bowls and a Rose Bowl, SMU’s biggest challenge now
is matching its standard of yesteryear.


Marshall
— The
Thundering Herd program gets a sentimental boost for having rebuilt from the
horror of November 14, 1970, when a plane crash killed the entire team. And
Marshall has rebuilt well. They won the Division I-AA national championship — on
the field! — in 1992 and 1996. Among their alumni now in the NFL are Randy Moss,
Chad Pennington, and Byron Leftwich.


Tulane
— The Green Wave has seen
four winning seasons as a C-USA member, won the 1998 championship, and featured
a two-time Offensive Player of the Year in quarterback Shaun King. They’ve
struggled in recent years, but may well have fielded the best team in C-USA
history: that 1998 team went 11-0.

KNIGHTS


East Carolina

— What makes a Pirate a Knight, you ask? Their five winning seasons in C-USA are
topped only by Southern Miss. They’ve also played in four bowl games since 1999.
Over its 10 seasons as a league member, ECU has had a losing conference record
only twice.


UAB
— As recently as 1992,
the Blazer program was playing in Division III. Just ask a Memphis fan about
this classification. The Tigers have lost seven straight in the series.


Tulsa
— The Golden
Hurricane joined C-USA in 2005 and proceeded to win the conference’s first title
game. A considerable leap from a two-year period (2001-02) when they won a total
of two games. Tulsa has played in three bowl games over the last four years and
a total of 14 in the program’s long history.

PEASANTS


Rice
— This longtime punching
bag of the Southwest Conference is showing signs of life, having gone 6-2 in
league play a year ago and reaching the New Orleans Bowl. But Rice went 1-10 in
its inaugural C-USA season (2005) and hadn’t been bowling since 1961.


UTEP
— Quick:
name the greatest football player in Miner history. I can’t either. UTEP has
played in three bowl games since 2000, but also suffered three two-win seasons.
This is still a basketball school.


UCF
— Their
nickname may be Knights, but this program’s still shopping for armor. After
going 0-11 in 2004, George O’Leary earned national Coach of the Year honors the
next season for taking UCF to an 8-5 record and the Hawaii Bowl. The Knights
dipped back to 4-8 a year ago.


Memphis
— The
truth hurts, Tiger fans. But with only three winning seasons out of 11, and
despite suiting up the greatest player in C-USA history (DeAngelo Williams), the
Tigers haven’t earned their knighthood just yet. For good or ill, as C-USA goes,
so goes the U of M football program.

As a
founding member of the once upstart league, Memphis can carry the conference
banner as high as any of its sister institutions, especially when you factor in
the population of the Memphis region, and the lack of an NFL team overshadowing
its impact on football fans in the Mid-South. The challenge remains immense for
coach Tommy West. The program’s first league championship is all that’s needed
for a vault in status.