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IPA All the Way

Soul & Spirits Brewery’s Hoochie Coochie IPA is the best craft beer in Memphis, according to the more than 800 voters of the Memphis Flyer’s 2024 Beer Bracket Challenge, sponsored by City Brew Tours, Eagle Distributing Company, and Cash Saver.

This marks the first time Soul & Spirits has won our challenge. The brewery had not yet opened its doors in 2021 when we last held it. Their win unseats Crosstown Brewing Company, who has held onto the VanWyngarden Cup since 2021. Back then, Crosstown’s Traffic IPA upended Meddlesome Brewing’s three-year reign atop the Flyer’s annual beer bracket contest with its 201 Hoplar.

Soul & Spirits takes home the prestigious VanWyngarden Cup.

Ghost River Golden took top honors in 2017, the first year of the competition. But it’s been IPA all the way since then. That’s five wins for an IPA — apparently the top style in Memphis — almost every year we’ve done this.

Since Soul & Spirits opened in 2021, it’s won top honors — Brewery of the Year — in 2022 and 2023 in the Tennessee Championship of Beers.

“Winning a competition against your peers is really cool but to have people locally vote for us — that this is their favorite beer in Memphis — that means a lot,” says Blair Perry, who co-founded and owns Soul & Spirits with her husband, Ryan Allen. “We’re still really new, so it is nice that people acknowledge that we’re around and like what we’re doing.”

Allen and Perry say Hoochie Coochie IPA started as an American IPA, “but it just turned into chasing a flavor.” When asked what flavor, Allen says “goodness.” Hoochie Coochie’s hops change from batch to batch, he says, based on what’s available.

“But just trust me, we’re going on a road,“ Allen says. “We’re going on a journey.”

Perry says they’re always chasing a “juicy, citrusy flavor with a nice bitterness that makes you want to keep drinking.”

As for the name? It’s fun to say, they note, and one of the first beers they named. But it also fit with the Soul & Spirits naming convention. Memphis-area music plays onto the labels and into the names of Soul & Spirits beers. So conjure up “I’m a Hoochie Coochie Man” by Muddy Waters next time you sip a pint and search the can label for song references.

Blair Perry, Ryan Allen, and the ever-famous writer Toby Sells

This year was completely different for the Beer Bracket. First up, we opened up the challenge to any brewery in Memphis, any size, whether or not they had beers in stores or not. That brought in Boscos, who, one could argue, blazed the path for craft beer in Memphis. The change also made room for some newcomers like Urban Consequence Brewing, Memphis Filling Station, Cooper House Project, and Memphis-area beer bar and brewpub, Mississippi Ale House.

Gone were any divisions that have, in the past, separated our bracket into very basic beer categories — light, dark, IPA, and seasonal. The beers commingled — stouts vs. IPAs, for example. Though, we made sure no two beers from the same brewery were seeded against one another.

In the end, we had 32 beers from 16 breweries. Each brewery selected two beers for random seeding. (I literally pulled the match-ups out of a hat.) These went right on our bracket. That bad boy was digitized, and over two weeks these beers faced off, fell out, or advanced to the next round.

The final round had Hoochie Coochie up against Cooper House Project’s Midtowner lager, which won a narrow victory over Hampline’s Tandem Pilot double IPA to make the finals. In the end, Hoochie Coochie emerged as the winner, edging out Midtowner by only 130 votes.

The Memphis Flyer Beer Bracket had more than 10,500 votes this year from states across the nation, though most votes came from Midtown Memphis.

You know we love beer at the Flyer. And we know you do, too. (Well, at least hundreds of local voters do, anyhow.) So, we felt a duty to let you know that state lawmakers had you on their minds this year. Here’s rundown of some legislation that could find its way to a pint glass near you.

The Law and Your Beer

It wouldn’t be a regular session of the Tennessee General Assembly if lawmakers didn’t change the way you drink, or try to, anyway.

Lawmakers thought about cold beer, drunk cops, and Sunday sales. They also thought about more serious matters like date rape and treatment programs for DUI offenses. Some ideas worked. Some didn’t.

No Cold Beer for You

Rep. Ron Gant (R-Piperton) knew his legislation “got quite the buzz,” a phrase pounced upon by another GOP lawmaker with “no pun intended!” Har har.

That legislation would have banned the sale of cold beer at stores. So you don’t have to go back and make sure you read that right, here it is again: That legislation would have banned the sale of cold beer at stores.

Eyebrows raised everywhere. Headlines stacked up. Message boards dripped with disbelief.

But when Gant first spoke about the bill, he said “the buzz” about banning cold beer sales was moot. It was part of the original legislation, but after meeting with stakeholders across the state (probably meaning lobbyists for retailers), it was no longer part of his proposal.

He clarified this during an early committee review of the bill. The intent was never to target 12-packs or 24-packs, it was on “high-alcohol, single-serve containers.”

“Some people have educated me on this,” Gant said. “They call them 2x4s or tallboys. You see them laying on the side of the road where they’ve been obviously thrown out. So, we know that they’re being abused, and people are drinking these, and not making it home to enjoy at their house.

“So, there was never going to be any intent — by me as the sponsor — to take away the right and the privilege for the good actors of being able to buy a 12-pack or 24-pack and take that home as responsible adults. I just want to make that clear, you know, for the record. So that everybody feels at ease. But none of that is included in this legislation.”

And feel at ease they did, it seems. Those hard headlines that read like “Proposed Tennessee Bill Bans Selling Cold Beer” (from VinePair) had softened to jokier ones like “Tennessee’s Cold Beer Ban Bill Is Officially On Ice” from Nashville’s News Channel 5.

For many, though, the idea seemed in range and on-brand for the GOP. Memphis Reddit users called it “stupid shit” and “bullshit” and that (sarcastically) these lawmakers were “tackling the real issues.” It also reminded them of another GOP fave: gun control.

“But … but … beer is an inanimate object,” wrote u/Boatshooz. “It doesn’t drink itself. And we don’t need to pass further laws that just hurt responsible drinkers, we just need to enforce existing laws.

“I swear I’ve heard that same argument from those same legislators about something else … can’t remember what it was. Why are they taking the opposite stance with beer?”

The law would, however, create a new group to study alcohol consumption and abuse in the state, with a report due annually. Gant said (but didn’t cite sources for his information) that drunk driving and alcohol consumption has surged in recent years. The bill was passed by the legislature but had not been signed by Gov. Bill Lee as of press time. 

Sunday Sales

You’ve been there, probably. You’re headed to your Sunday Funday, walk into the grocery store only to find the beer section dark, maybe with shades drawn over them or a lock on the cooler door.

Then it hits you. That backward-ass state law says I can’t buy beer here until noon. You may even have a thought about some pious state lawmaker sitting in a church somewhere, praying that the law will somehow nudge you out of the beer aisle and into a pew somewhere. Well, those beer lights will remain off on Sunday mornings, at least for another year.

Nashville Democrats Rep. Bob Freeman and Sen. Jeff Yarbro tried to change that. They described the bill simply as “the alignment of the sale of alcohol on Sunday to every other day of the week.” They said many sporting events are overseas and on different time zones. Some venues, they said, would like to sell alcohol to those who want to watch them. 

The only real vocal opponent of the bill was Rep. Tom Leatherwood (R-Arlington), the former Shelby County Register of Deeds. He tried hard to marry the Sunday-sales legislation with another Freeman bill focused on preventing sexual assault.

He called them “twin bills” even though they could not have been more different. But still he told his GOP colleagues that limiting Sunday sales could save a life, and someday, maybe, end up on your end-of-life sizzle reel.

“Now, any of us that have drunk the alcohol [yes, he said the alcohol] before … it will just naturally reduce the natural defenses of some. It’ll increase the natural aggressiveness of others,” Leatherwood explained. “Hence, it’s good to be aware of what can happen, as we will hear more about later. If you vote no on this bill, you may never know what young lady you save from sexual assault and harassment, to use the language coming up. You may never know. But then again, on the other hand, in that final judgment we will all face, you may find out who you save by voting no on this bill.”

For his part, Freeman tried to separate the two, saying, “You should be able to drink responsibly without being raped.”

Loaded Cops, Loaded Guns

Sen. Joey Hensley swore he had no idea where the idea came from or how it ended up in his legislation. But there it was, raising almost as many eyebrows as the cold beer ban: We were going to allow drunk cops to carry and use concealed firearms.

“As introduced, allows law enforcement officers to carry a firearm when under the influence of alcohol or controlled substances and certain other circumstances,” reads the bill description on the state website.

Hensley said all he wanted to do was allow everyone to carry weapons on college campuses, for crying out loud. (That idea didn’t even get the support of his GOP colleagues. The bill failed.) The drunk cops thing was added without his knowledge, he told Fox 13. But there it was in black and white pixels and the damage was done.

“TN GOP probably: Wait guys, I’ve got an idea,” tweeted Rep. Gloria Johnson (D-Knoxville). “I know Missouri one-upped us with their bill arming 3 [year olds], but I think we can counter with arming police officers who are drunk or high. Hear me out on this one …[three clown emojis].”

One supporter, though, over on a forum at tngunowners.com had another take.

“I know many seem to find fault with the concept of being armed and drinking, but really, as long as you’re not impaired,” wrote a user named Defender. “If you feel that strongly against it, maybe we should allow cars at bars or restaurants that serve alcohol.”

Date Rape

Rep. Freeman’s legislation (discussed earlier here) on alcohol and sexual assault passed this year, was signed by Lee, and will go into effect in January. That law will require anyone who serves alcohol to the public to take a course on the role of alcohol in sexual assault and harassment and on recognizing and reporting signs of human trafficking.

“If any of you remember, several years ago, the horrible rape case on a university campus here locally where a bunch of men carried a passed-out woman past 20 or more individuals that allowed it to happen,” Freeman said. “Not one of them stopped, said anything, felt empowered to do it, [or] understood what they could say.”

After this, the Safe Bar Tennessee program was developed by the Sexual Assault Center of Middle Tennessee. The program’s slogan is “See Something. Do Something.” Such training is already underway in Nashville, including some 50 bars Downtown, Freeman said.

Odds and Ends

Right now, certain folks under 21 can taste alcohol legally in the state. But they can’t drink it. Make sense?

Motlow State Community College, Jack Daniel’s, and Uncle Nearest have developed an associate’s degree in distilling that could produce more professionals in that industry’s workforce. Tasting the product gives students “real-world, practical experience” to “meet the critical need for their industry.” But they have to spit it out.

If you get a third DUI or BUI, you’ll have to wear a transdermal patch that will send a report to law enforcement if you have a drink. The main part of this legislation reduces jail time for the third DUI. Yet that only serves to give more time to commit to a 28-treatment program.

But the stranger, kind of Big Brother-y part of the law would make you wear that tattletale patch under your skin (so many questions) for three months or until your case is resolved, whichever came first. It goes into effect in July.

A bill would have yanked the alcohol license of a venue that served someone who later got into a car wreck that killed someone. It failed. Another bill sounds like it’s from the Prohibition era. It would have reduced “from two to one the number of credible witnesses who must be present when a law enforcement officer destroys an illegal distillery, a still, fermenting equipment, or related property.” It failed, too.

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New Law Loosens Drug Possession Penalties

A person convicted six times of driving under the influence will now face a Class C felony in Tennessee. Meanwhile, those possessing a half-ounce or less of marijuana will be charged with a misdemeanor regardless of the number of previous possession charges on their record.

Gov. Bill Haslam signed House Bill 1478, sponsored by Rep. William Lamberth (R-Cottontown), into law last week. The new law, which will go into effect July 1st, creates a three- to-15-year prison sentence and fines up to $10,000 for drunk drivers and eases repercussions for simple possession of any drug, including cocaine and heroin. It may signal a perception shift regarding drug sentencing in the state.

“In 2014, we had 1,904 people arrested [in Tennessee] on small amounts of marijuana possession,” said Rep. Antonio Parkinson (D-Memphis), a co-sponsor of the bill. “That’s a lot of loss of jobs and opportunities. If you had one blunt or one gram of weed over a half-ounce, you could face the same sentence as someone would for killing someone.”

Nearly half of the country has legalized medicinal marijuana, and four states have legalized weed for recreational use. Tennessee passed a law in 2014 that allowed seizure patients access to cannabis oil, but they must travel across state lines to obtain it. Co-sponsors of HB 1478 hope the legislation will bolster dialogue that furthers medicinal access and saves taxpayer money by reducing incarceration.

“We discovered the state was spending $1.7 million per year for [incarcerating people for] a half-ounce or less of marijuana,” said Rep. Harold Love (D-Nashville), who also co-sponsored the bill. “I think this bill will change the perception of how we deal with drug sentencing, treatment, and addiction in Tennessee. I’m not suggesting in any way that this is the gateway to legalizing marijuana, but I do think it helps with sentencing.”

Though people of all races smoke pot, arrests tend to disproportionately affect African Americans. Eighty-three percent of Shelby County’s drug possession arrests in 2010 were of African Americans, the American Civil Liberties Union found. More so, states spent more than $3.6 billion in marijuana possession enforcement.

Using marijuana can also result in a violation of probation or parole in Tennessee. Some judges will revoke or raise a person’s bail if they screen positive for marijuana, says Josh Spickler, executive director of Just City. This contributes, Spickler says, to about 35 percent of state prison admissions being the result of parole violations.

“This law is a step in the right direction, but we need to take a comprehensive look at drug laws and enforcement in Tennessee,” Spickler says.

If Tennessee were to restructure marijuana laws, Parkinson said there would be a socioeconomic benefit for the state.

“My goal next year is to remove the automatic intent to distribute for an ounce of marijuana or less out of the law,” Parkinson said. “I would like to legalize both medicinal and recreational marijuana and base it on Tennessee growers. We’re an agricultural state. I would like to see our state capitalize on an industry that can help people medicinally. We should [also] legalize it and put that money toward education.”

Like drug courts as an alternative to jail cells, Love said medicinal marijuana could potentially become a pain management option to combat prescription drug addiction.

“I’m not on the side that says legalize and tax it,” Love said. “I’m on the side that says, ‘How can we help people who are in pain be relieved without an addictive drug in their system?’ But the reason it’s important is students would lose their financial aid, and people might not be able to apply for jobs — all because they had a felony on their record for a half-ounce or less. ‘Or less’ is half of a joint. ‘Or less’ is a quarter. ‘Or less’ could be residue.”

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New Study Shows Efforts to Reduce DUI Recidivism Don’t Work

Charges of Driving Under the Influence (DUI) by repeat offenders are increasing in Tennessee, despite new laws and educational efforts to reduce recidivism, according to a new report.

Two laws that went into effect in July intensified the punishment for driving while under the influence of alcohol or drugs. The DUI Recidivism Reduction Act mandates jail or prison time for second- and third-time DUI offenders in Tennessee. And Amelia’s Law, named for Maryville, Tennessee, car accident victim Amelia Keown, permits an offender to be monitored with a “transdermal monitoring device” if it’s determined that alcohol or drugs was a contributing factor to past unlawful conduct.

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In January 2011, all DUI schools across the state began using a curriculum mandated by the Tennessee Department of Mental Health and Substance Abuse Services (TDMHSAS) to lessen DUI recidivism. The Kentucky-based alcohol and drug prevention, intervention, and pre-treatment programPrime For Life” was selected as the standardized curriculum for the DUI schools to utilize.

However, “Tennessee’s DUI Problem: Increasing Recidivism,” a new report by psychologist and veteran researcher Greg Little, provides data that asserts the decision to implement the curriculum hasn’t been successful in curbing DUIs.

“[DUIs] have come on up to a level that’s actually pretty astounding,” Little said. “It just makes no sense.”

Little’s report claims DUI arrests, following Prime For Life’s implementation, have increased statewide. In 2011, according to Tennessee Bureau of Investigation (TBI) data, DUI arrests increased nearly 12 percent to 26,197 from its 2010 total of 23,460. And in 2012, there were 28,931 DUI arrests — a 23 percent increase since 2010.

According to the state’s Division of Substance Abuse Services, the Prime For Life curriculum is intended to minimize the occurrences of drug- and alcohol-related incidents in Tennessee. It utilizes brain chemistry and addiction research to decrease dependency.

The curriculum identifies two phases of drinking: low-risk and high-risk. A person who consumes two or three drinks in a day is defined as a low-risk drinker. Individuals categorized as high-risk consume more than three drinks a day.

Kenny Baker is program director for Behavioral Treatment Providers, which specializes in providing treatment and intervention to various offenders including those arrested for DUIs. Baker said he opposed the decision to make Prime For Life the state’s mandatory DUI school curriculum.

“Our approach has always been ‘if you choose to drink, don’t get behind the wheel of a car and drive,'” Baker said. “With the standardized curriculum, I don’t think DUI offenders care about low-risk versus high-risk drinking and what it does. I don’t think it’s useful for them to run calculations in their head. But the new curriculum really focuses on that.”

In 2009, a TBI report revealed that 21 percent of the people arrested for DUIs in Tennessee were repeat offenders. A year later, the decision was made to implement a standardized curriculum statewide to limit DUI recidivism. Little’s report, however, states that the number of DUI repeat offenders had increased to 25 percent by mid-2012.

Little said he hopes his report motivates the state to release a recidivism study that showcases the outcomes of DUI offenders who’ve accessed the Prime For Life program.

“The actual overall recidivism rate for Tennessee DUI offenders hasn’t been released since 2009,” Little stated in the report. “And that is an essential problem. With reduced recidivism as the stated goal of a mandated statewide program, evaluating the recidivism of treated DUI offenders would seem to be the ethical and correct course of action.”

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Naked Man Alert! … The Next Chapter

In September 2006, Joe Cullen, a defensive assistant for the Detroit Lions and former assistant coach at Ole Miss, was arrested after driving naked through a fast food drive-in.

The saga continues…

Tearing through the news is the controversy over the Halloween costume of Lions quarterback Jon Kitna, who — you guessed it — was dressed as Cullen. Kitna was wearing a naked suit and was carrying a softdrink. His wife was dressed as a fast-food cashier in a red wig with pigtails a la the Wendy’s mascot.

Cullen was hired by Ole Miss head coach Ed Orgeron. He was later fired after an incident involving drinking. After his arrest for being naked in Detroit, Cullen was arrested a second time a week later and charged with DUI. Cullen has since stayed out of trouble.

After the story spread about the Halloween costume, Kitna said that he spoken to Cullen and everything was fine between the two men.

Read all about it here.

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“Tamara Mitchell-Ford is our Lindsay Lohan.”

The former Mrs. John Ford may not boast the celebrity status of the recently “rehabilitated” Lindsay Lohan, but the two seem to share a penchant for getting into trouble again and again.

Mitchell-Ford is facing her third DUI this year after an accident last week at Poplar and Yates. She is charged with refusing a breath alcohol test and driving on a revoked license.

Lohan has had several run-ins with the law and pled guilty to a DUI earlier this year after crashing her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset Boulevard in Beverly Hills. In a subsequent arrest, police found cocaine in Lohan’s pants pocket.

Police have not found cocaine in Mitchell-Ford’s possession, but she did have ravioli in her pocket when she was stopped for drunk driving last February.

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The Rant

“Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this; they were hoping for the death penalty.”

— Jay Leno

This is my third column on Paris Hilton, for which I am deeply ashamed. But she is such a train wreck and the antithesis of what I want my kids to become that I am forced to write about her latest escapade. She is so representative of L.A. and the type of kids Beverly Hills produces that I really want to point out that we should never listen to what these celebutards or their parents say.

Each year, I go to L.A. to play with a good friend at his member-guest golf tournament at the Riviera Country Club. He is a great guy who, since his son was born, has wanted to move to Atlanta. I asked him why, given that L.A. seems like such a paradise. He said that L.A. is no place to raise a kid. The values are all warped: It is all about superficial looks and money. He railed on the entitlement mindset of kids who just inherit their parents’ money or celebrity and saw nothing of value in raising a child there.

After I thought about it, I realized that the major recent graduates of Beverly Hills area high schools are Jack Abramoff, Monica Lewinsky, Robert Downey Jr., Nicole Ritchie, and Paris Hilton.

If you missed it, the fair Paris was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating terms of her parole for DUI. She cited her publicist, who apparently told her that the L.A. police would never arrest a thin white girl who is a cute celebrity. She said, “He told me I could drive to work.” Which raises another question: What does she do for work?

Now she’s scheduled to go to a minimum-security prison, which is about like an average Hilton hotel these days. She will be exposed to video cameras, body searches, and perhaps cavity searches at any moment — not unlike a night out in L.A. for her, so it won’t be much of a change.

The most telling thing was when her mother made fun of the judge and acted like a complete spoiled brat in court. No doubt that’s why Paris is the way that she is — and it is indicative of the way many in Hollywood raise their kids. There is not a more superficial and ostentatious place in the world. While a majority claim to be liberals, they talk about money more than people in any other city in the world. Most of these do-nothing heirs and their parents are hooked on their celebrity as much as they are on drugs. Listening to them speak, it’s obvious the only thing they are not hooked on is phonics.

Paris’ mother went on to say that she was going to appeal her daughter’s case to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Which to me is amazing — the fact that Paris’ mother actually knew who the governor of California was. Good thing he was a celebrity. I doubt that she could have come up with Gray Davis’ name.

Fortunately, unlike with celebs O.J., Michael Jackson, and Robert Blake, California found a way to impose justice in the Hilton case. They will send her away to prison for a few weeks, or as she and her new publicists will try to spin it, “a gated community.”

The main problem I see for the prison system is trying to squeeze in 2,000 conjugal visits in 45 days. And I just hope her friend Nicole Ritchie doesn’t go on a hunger strike for Paris. In fact, in L.A., it might be a better plan for her friends to go on eating strikes.

Let Paris out, or I’ll eat again.

Ron Hart is a columnist and investor in Atlanta. He worked for Goldman Sachs and was appointed to the Tennessee Board of Regents by Lamar Alexander. His E-mail: RevRon10@aol.com.

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The Cheat Sheet

Just before the U of M plays Ohio State for a trip to the Final Four, one of the Tiger players brags to reporters that this will be a David vs. Goliath matchup, and he is Goliath. Unfortunately, Goliath lost that particular battle, and so did Memphis.

Foul trouble and inconsistent shooting led to a final score of 92-76. And what really stings the most: the Tigers losing to a team named after what Webster calls “a large nutlike seed.” That’s just not right.

Police pull over Greg Cravens

a driver because a house door sticking out of his trunk seems mighty suspicious. And sure enough, they discover that a burglar has broken into a nearby house and has stolen the door to the laundry room. Was that really the only thing in the whole house worth stealing? The door thief is also charged with public intoxication, but you saw that coming, didn’t you?

More senseless crimes: Armed robbers hold up a Hamilton High student walking to school and take the $2 he had in his pockets before conking him on the head with their gun. When will this madness stop?

Four firemen get a shock (literally) while fighting a house fire when it turns out the electricity is still on in the house, even though they switched off the meter. A fire department official later says the building “had an unusual wiring system.” And we’re sure the homeowner will enjoy explaining just how unusual when he meets with MLGW about his bill.

Speaking of MLGW, The Commercial Appeal reports that the utility cut off power to one of its own employees, whose wife was being treated for brain cancer. Meanwhile, a city councilman who owes the utility thousands of dollars in delinquent fees keeps his power on. Stories like these make us feel better and better about our “hometown utility” every day.

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Q&A:

Andy Warhol once said everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. Most people are still waiting, but 25-year-old Anna Clifford-Fletcher got her 15 minutes earlier this month when her mug shot appeared on national newscasts and Web sites.

The photo, which featured her bleached-blonde Mohawk, was taken at Jail East after her arrest on March 12th. She was pulled over in her Chevy Cavalier shortly after leaving a Midtown bar. Then she blew a .10 in a Breathalyzer test (.02 above the legal limit). — by Bianca Phillips


Flyer: Were you up
set that everybody saw your mug shot?

Clifford-Fletcher: Not really. I guess it’s kind of cool. It’s just weird. Everybody in the world knows now that I have a Mohawk and I got a DUI. They don’t know that I wander around the city homeless. I worked out in Bartlett [at the time of my arrest] but now I don’t have a car, so I lost my job. My kids live out in Collierville with my ex-husband’s parents, so I can’t go see them.


Where do you stay?

Right now, I sleep at [a bar on the Highland strip], and I live with different friends. I stay with my mom sometimes.


What happened March 11th?

I was staying with a friend who lives two turns away from Murphy’s. He left the bar early and I thought, I’m not that drunk. Sure enough, I got pulled over. I probably could have walked.


Were you swerving?

I didn’t think I was driving crazy or anything. I guess it could have been my hair.


It was reportedly sticking through the sunroof.

I don’t have a sunroof, but for some reason, the cop said my hair was sticking through a sunroof. I drive with my head turned to one side.


What was jail like?

Well, it was jail. I still had my hair up but no one really messed with me about it. They were just like, “How do you do that?”


Have you measured the Mohawk?

It’s around 12 inches. I’m 5’2″ so it makes me over six feet tall. I like it at this length, but I’m thinking about cutting it a couple of inches. When the wind blows or people mess with it, it pulls on my head.