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Inflatable Elvis

Every year, as Elvis Week approaches, journalists around the globe begin reflecting on the man behind the myth. Invariably, some of them take a cheap shot at Presley, who was undeniably one of the 20th century’s most compelling personalities. The cheap shots often take the form of “fat jokes,” reminding us that Presley — whose mere presence caused teenage girls to faint — liked to eat.

An article in Time magazine (echoing an article in the New England Journal of Medicine) recently put forward the notion that your friends can “make you fat.” As proof, the author wrote, “Elvis made everyone around him fatter, to judge by photographs of the Memphis Mafia — entourage members expanding and contracting like a bellows in time with their boss.”

Canadian Business online recently opined about workplaces where older, more experienced employees report to young, inexperienced managers who “think Elvis was born fat.”

Of course, there’s something inherently campy about the image of a bloated Elvis crammed into a form-fitting jumpsuit. But, in addition to it being a lazy writer’s cliché, reminding people that Elvis was briefly fat is a little like mocking Albert Einstein for his perpetual bed-head.

NCREDIBLE

What do Senator John McCain and Justin Timberlake have in common? They are both male. Both have two arms, two legs, and a single head. Both have achieved a certain level of fame. Beyond that, comparisons become more difficult. Nevertheless, during a recent debate between Republican presidential candidates, McCain was asked if he was in favor of Timberlake’s campaign to bring sexy back. Unflapped by the silly question, McCain said, “It depends on whether or not he endorses me.” The famously individualistic senator then added that he and Timberlake shared a number of “attributes.”

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Memphis Represents on “15 Great Cover Songs.”

Greg Kot of the Chicago Tribune has written a column on his 15 favorite “cover songs,” and Memphis is well-represented.

Kot cites Elvis’ 1956 cover of Junior Parker’s “Mystery Train” as number one. Also included in the list are Johnny Cash, Aretha Franklin, and Isaac Hayes.

Check out the article here.

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Smokey Mirrors

Tennessee’s new cigarette tax will put pack-a-day smokers back about $3 a week. For most smokers the additional cost isn’t prohibitive. Besides, the kids don’t really need milk with their breakfast cereal, do they?

The Daly Show

Although he’s well off, blond, likes his booze, and most likely has a sex tape floating around somewhere, it’s probably not accurate to describe Memphis’ John Daly as the Paris Hilton of Golf. But like the vapid hotel heiress, the links’ most colorful character knows how to “overshadow” other newsmakers to steal national headlines. Here are some examples from across the country:

“Daly Overshadows Leaders in Memphis” — Newton Kansan

“Daly’s Domestic Woes Overshadow Leaders in Memphis” —

PR-Inside.com

“Daly Overshadows Leaders” — WSTP-TV, Tampa Bay

“Scott’s Lead in Memphis Overshadowed by storms, Daly” — USA Today

And finally …

“John Daly, Golf’s Chris Farley” — Knoxville News Sentinel

Chris Farley? Sure, there may be a passing physical resemblance between Daly and the dead comedian, but we were thinking more along the lines of the bastard love child of Adam Sandler and Lindsay Lohan.

Drug Dealers

Julien’s Summer Sale at the Beverly Hilton is offering a number of Elvis-related items, including an undated bottle of prescription medication that contains pills that may or may not be antihistamine Naldecon.

“The pills are very old,” Julien’s president Darren Julien told Bloomberg reporter Daniel Taub. “They’re heavily discolored,” Julien added, estimating that the artifact would sell for between $2,000 and $4,000. “You can take them to a lab, obviously, and figure out what they are.”

So it’s legal to sell unidentified prescription drugs? Who knew?

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Are You Wasting Words?

It’s a long road for big public projects. The ones that make it to the finish line — Mud Island, expansion of Liberty Bowl Stadium and skyboxes, The Pyramid, FedExForum, AutoZone Park — have a prime mover, state and private-sector support, and good timing. Getting built, of course, is no guarantee of success, but that’s another story.

Four multimillion-dollar proposed projects are in various stages of development as Mayor Willie Herenton and members of the City Council enter the home stretch of their four-year terms. They include Beale Street Landing, turning The Pyramid over to Bass Pro Shops, expansion in and around Graceland, and a new football stadium.

How likely are those things to happen, given a possible changing of the guard at City Hall? And what are the key factors that will make or break them? I asked four former Memphis politicians with combined experience of more than 40 years in local government — former mayor Dick Hackett and former council members TaJuan Stout Mitchell, John Vergos, and Jerome Rubin. Mitchell now works full-time for city government. Hackett is director of the Children’s Museum. Rubin works for the Center City Commission. And Vergos is in private business.

The odds are that one or more projects will falter in Memphis or Nashville. All of them except Beale Street Landing require hefty state tax rebates. The total cost of all four projects, based on published estimates, could easily exceed $200 million.

“On the council, there is collective memory loss about prior projects,” Vergos said. “Each one is a new project with no relevance to fiscal responsibility.”

Beale Street Landing. The $29 million Tom Lee Park riverfront project, financed with federal and local funds, has been in, out, then back in the budget. City Council members were expected to vote Tuesday afternoon.

“It’s on go,” said Mitchell. “The council made it clear it wants to see that project.” (At least three members have opposed it.) Hackett agreed it is likely to get built because it complements other downtown investments. “The riverfront has to always be one of the significant priorities, whoever is in office,” he said. Rubin agreed the project is “very likely,” in part because so much money has already been spent on it. Vergos called it “somewhat likely” if backers can show that tour boats would otherwise bypass Memphis.

Bass Pro in The Pyramid. The hype and the local private-sector involvement faded last year. Mitchell remained bullish that “we will see a happy conclusion of that project sooner than we think.” Vergos rated it highly likely, if Bass Pro assumes the debt on the building. Hackett, who was mayor when The Pyramid was built, called the marriage “somewhat unlikely” because “from the outside looking in, there appears to be lukewarm interest on Bass Pro’s part, although I would love to see it happen.” Rubin rated it somewhat likely that Bass Pro will fulfill its end of the tentative deal.

Graceland expansion. Elvis Presley’s name and home were in the news last week when investor Robert S.X. Sillerman announced his plan to take Graceland operator CKX Inc. private. In an interview with The Commercial Appeal, Sillerman said the plans for a new hotel, visitors center, and other improvements depends on public investment.

Mitchell, who represented Whitehaven for eight years, called that scenario “somewhat likely” but only “if Tourist Development Zone legislation gets passed so we get resources from the state.” Rubin, a self-described “big fan” of Whitehaven, called it “not very likely” and said the key issue is “What is the connection between [CKX’s] interest and the public assistance?” Hackett, who grew up in Whitehaven, called it somewhat likely “if the city and Graceland can document some payback to the city.” Vergos rated it highly likely because “cleaning up Elvis Presley Boulevard is a city obligation.”

New $150 million stadium. Mayor Herenton unveiled the idea on New Year’s Day, but five months later, nobody of much influence has seconded the motion. Hackett, Vergos, and Rubin said it is unlikely to happen. “It’s strictly a question of affordability versus other priorities,” Hackett said. “State funding is key.” Rubin said the limited usage of the stadium, which hosts nine or 10 events a year, is the problem. Vergos said the key is an independent estimate of making the existing stadium compliant with the Americans With Disabilities Act. Mitchell, the city’s administrator of intergovernmental relations, discreetly said, “It’s too early to call.”