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Celebrate Independence Day with the Redbirds

Every year since the Redbirds were introduced to our city in 2000, the Memphis Redbirds Independence Day games have served as a staple for Memphians looking to celebrate the holiday. After all, how much more of an All-American experience can you get beyond combining baseball, hot dogs, and fireworks? The Redbirds have you covered.

This year, our beloved baseball team will play against the New Orleans Baby Cakes in front of a packed house of 10,000 attendees.

The first 1,000 fans to show up will receive free sunscreen samples from the American Cancer Society as part of Minor League Baseball’s aptly named “Cover Your Bases” initiative.

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Take me out to the ball game.

“We also have a specialty ticket that includes a ticket to the game and an all-you-can-eat hamburger/hot dog buffet, which is always very popular,” says Michael Schroeder, director of media and public relations for the Redbirds and 901FC.

Other food items included in the unlimited buffet: potato chips, cookies, bottled water, and two Coca-Cola beverages per person.

“It’s a good way to let us do the grilling so you can just sit back with family and friends and watch some baseball while eating great food and enjoying post-game fireworks,” says Schroeder.

After the game, Schroeder promises the Minor League Baseball team will deliver AutoZone Park’s biggest fireworks extravaganza in history.

And because the Redbirds’ Independence Day celebrations occur on July 3rd, attendees can get a head start on Fourth of July festivities a day early and/or celebrate two days in a row. “No matter when it is, we create a memorable night at the ballpark,” Schroeder says.

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Weekend Roundup: Independence Day

Is there anything more American than rock and roll? Probably not. Here’s a rundown of the many different ways to celebrate your independence by supporting local music this weekend. Shroud yourself in red white and blue, crack open some cold (American-made) beverages and then make plans to be at one (or more) of these events.

July 3rd – The Lamplighter: Native America, Loser Vision, Ugly Girls, $5, 10 p.m.

July 3rd – The Levitt Shell: Patriotic Pops with The Memphis Dawls, members of the Memphis Symphony Orchestra, The Second Presbyterian Chancel Choir, Free, 7:30 p.m.

July 3rd- The Hi-Tone: Justin Toland’s (of the Dirty Streets) 30th Birthday Bash with DJ’s and the William Stull Band, free entry and free food, 9 p.m.

July 4th- The Hitone: Fourth of July bash with Tanks, Roundeye, DaiKaiju, Hombres, $5, 9 p.m.

July 4th- The Buccaneer: Fourth of July Party with Devil Train, other festivities, $5, 9 p.m.

July 5th- Amurica: “Big Bad Mamma Jamma No Excuses Dance Party,” $5, BYOB, dancing starts at 10 p.m.

July 6th- Murphy’s: Manateees, Mac Blackout Band, Liquid Teens, Modern Convenience, $5, 9 p.m.

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Violent Femmes

Beware: The lesbians are coming to get your young daughters. The dirty purse-snatchers work in gangs and revel in holding small children down while putting things in places things shouldn’t be put. And — horror of horrors — the phenomenon of lesbian gang bangers is spreading like wildfire across the prairie. Well, at least according to Memphis’ Fox affiliate WPTY and popular conservative talk-show host and columnist Bill O’Reilly. The Eyewitness News Everywhere report spoke of lesbian terror cells called GTOs or “Gays Taking Over.” Beverly Cobb of the Shelby County Gang Unit told news crews that the dastardly dykes aren’t afraid to use the weapons they carry and “will sodomize [little girls with sex toys] and will force [them] to do all sexual acts.”

“They are forcing themselves on our young girls in all our schools,” Cobb was quoted as saying. “They will use [weapons] quicker than any male that I’ve ever come upon.”

Of course, there’s no data whatsoever proving that lesbian gangs are spreading across the country threatening little girls with switchblades or dildos. Just last week, even O’Reilly, a man not known for saying he’s sorry, admitted that the report was “overstated.” Kinda like his credibility.

… And then the Fireworks

From the AP: “Police in Memphis have charged a 32-year-old man with murder in a shooting that erupted over fireworks.” According to investigators, the bloodbath that left one person dead and five others wounded started when “a youngster threw a firecracker at another child on the Fourth of July.” This kind of news makes the older generation long for the good old days when tragedies like these were motivated by drugs and modest sums of money.