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New Rules Could Change Travel from Airlines, Car “Booting,” and “Gas Station Heroin”

New rules will change air travel, mandating refunds for flights and eliminating hidden airline fees. In addition, new laws could come soon to limit fees for booting cars in parking lots, and restrictions on “zaza” or “gas station heroin.”

New airline rules

Last month, the U.S. Department of Transportation (USDOT) issued final rules to require airlines to give passengers a prompt, automatic cash refund for canceled and significantly delayed flights, instead of travel vouchers or credits. The idea was proposed, in part, by U. S. Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Memphis), as a ranking member of the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure. 

The new rules were part of Cohen’s Cash Refunds for Flight Cancellations Act and Forbidding Airlines from Imposing Ridiculous (FAIR) Fees Act. The legislation would also protect consumers from “ridiculous” or hidden fees on certain services, though USDOT has not yet ruled on the idea.

  “These passenger protections are long overdue,” said Congressman Cohen. “When airlines are responsible for flight delays or cancellations, or do not provide the services that their customers pay for, passengers should be made whole, not tied to airline vouchers or travel credits. I have also heard from many travelers about their frustrations with hidden fees for checked bags, seat assignments, and flight change and cancellation fees that far exceed the costs to provide these services.”

New rules for “booting” and towing cars

In Tennessee, a bill is headed for Gov. Bill Lee’s desk that would prohibit unlicensed individuals from booting vehicles and cap the fee to remove a boot at $75. The legislation was sponsored by state Senate Majority Leader Jack Johnson (R-Franklin). It also proposes new rules for towing and parking.

“This legislation will protect vehicle owners in Tennessee from bad actors seeking to profit off of  immobilizing and confiscating vehicles,” said Johnson. “I’ve received complaints from many constituents who have had to go through unreasonably long and expensive processes to regain control of their vehicles which were unfairly immobilized or towed.

“Unfortunately, our current laws do not provide legal recourse to punish parking enforcers engaged in certain nefarious practices. This bill targets those bad actors and protects Tennessee vehicle owners.”

The bill would require booting be done if only a licensed parking attendant is present in a commercial parking lot. Boots would also have to be removed within 45 minutes of a driver’s call. The legislation would also ensures that vehicle owners are properly notified if their vehicle is being towed, sold or demolished by a towing company. Also, if the towing process has begun, but the vehicle hasn’t left the parking area, the bill requires towing companies to release vehicles to the owner for a fee of no more than $100. 

Getting “gas station” heroin out of gas stations

Another piece of federal legislation would ban the sale of tianeptine — sometimes called “zaza” or ”gas station heroin“ — at retail stores, like gas stations. The proposal is from Rep. Frank Pallone (D-New Jersey) who said the drug is causing an uptick in calls to poison control centers and emergency room visits. America’s Poison Control Centers said 391 tianeptine cases were reported nationwide last year.

Tianeptine is most commonly used for treating anxiety and depression. However, the drug has not been approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Sometimes the drug is abused to create a euphoric, opioid-like effect. A common tianeptine brand is called “Neptune’s Fix.”

“It’s clear that these harmful tianeptine-containing products pose a serious threat to consumers and are jeopardizing the health of our communities, particularly our kids,” Pallone said in a statement. “These dangerous products do not belong on store shelves, which is why I’m introducing a bill today to empower FDA to prohibit the marketing of ‘gas station heroin’ to protect consumers.”

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Futurepoop: Memphians Celebrate Arrival of Robot Toilet with Bratwurst & Barbecue

No, it’s not as exciting as a personal jetpack or as obvious as a flying car, but the astonishing automated future we were promised has to start somewhere. Why not the crapper?

Interrogative: Who needs humans when there are modern miracle robots to help you gas-up, pee, and buy a bag of chips?

Declarative: Me, apparently. 

This morning I dropped by the all (sorta) new Quick Fuel station at 4589 Old Lamar Ave., which was celebrating its grand-reopening by handing out free barbecue sandwiches, brats, and dewy cans of ice cold soda pop in Quick Fuel koozies. It was a lovely affair, as gas station grand reopenings go, but to bend an old cliche toward the literal, I’m getting too old for this crap. 

No card reader? Or anything else I can recognize? ‘Affirmative, Davis. I read you.’

 According to the lady handing out enormous piles of pulled shoulder with slaw and all the trimmings, the station was celebrating the arrival of a, “fancy” new sign, some “fancy” new gas pumps, and a “fancy” new, fully automated unisex bathroom that cleans itself top to bottom after every use. That seems a little excessive to me, but I’m not the one giving away barbecue sandwiches. (And it’s probably welcome news throughout Memphis’ OCD community). Did I mention that it’s fancy? So fancy, in fact, I never would have figured out the multi-step gas pumping procedure without the aid of three humans hovering around me explaining how I didn’t pay at the gas pump, but at a nearby card-reading station where one first enters the pump number, then dips a credit card. In order to get a receipt — with a 4-digit PIN required for anybody wanting to use the customers-only bathroom — one has to return to the pay station after pumping, re-enter the pump number and swipe his or her card a second time.

I haven’t felt this lost since Apple stopped using Google-based maps on the iPhone.
 

Not your pappy’s hook & eye.

The important question— and the one I’m sure you’re all asking right now — is whether or not this mechanized convenience stop exists in accordance with Isaac Asimov’s three laws of robotics. The short answer: I’m not sure. 


1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

I don’t really have enough information to address the question at this time, and all answers certainly hinge upon one’s definition of harm. Following contemporary political rhetoric, we can forego any notions of indirect economic injury and assume that these robots are only doing the jobs Americans don’t want, and don’t want to hire illegal immigrants to do for them. But customers who are already dancing and pinching their parts because they need to go to the bathroom really, really badly may experience discomfort and/or embarrassment while going through all the steps required for a potty PIN. As for cars with multiple passengers who all need to use the restroom —- I don’t know what to tell you other than we all have to make hard choices sometimes. 

Not recommended for long poopers.

2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 

The automated bathroom was in cleaning mode when I went to use it, but as soon as I got the go-ahead light everything responded to my push-button commands. While urinating I was momentarily overcome by fearful memories of suicide booths in the animated TV show Futurama. But I finished my business unharmed. Before leaving I commanded, “Toilet, destroy all humans!” It was a reckless move on my part, I admit. Thankfully, no humans were hurt as a result of my bathroom visit. 

Quick Fuel: Pride of Memphis’ robot and boxcar stacking district.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

It’s difficult to tell how the robot toilet I used might defend itself from advanced physical or electronic attacks, but it’s clear that the Quick Fuel automated filling (and emptying) station was at least designed to minimize opportunities for specific kinds of abuse. While waiting for the bathroom to finish cleaning itself I was approached by a middle-aged gentleman in a nice paisley shirt and wool coat. “There’s not a urinal in there,” he said, giving me a quick rundown of what to expect once I was inside. “We didn’t install urinals because people shit in them.”

Fair enough.

KOOZIE!

Automated self-cleaning restrooms are fairly common in parts of Europe, but this robot toilet, located in the heart of Lamar Avenue’s boxcar-stacking district, is allegedly the first of its kind in the U.S. Even if you’re a world traveler, intuitive and tech savvy, you’ll want to pay careful attention to the instructions.  

To access these instructions one must first enter the restroom. (They can be found elsewhere).

Fancy pooping everybody!

Fancy.