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How are those New Year’s resolutions panning out, fam? If you’re still going strong, more power to you. If you’re ready to return to your wicked ways but just need a little push, well, how about some sugar for breakfast?

For this story on some of the Bluff City’s finest fare, we turned to the people behind the pastries to find out their secrets to such sweet, sugary success.

Go on — you deserve a donut.

Blues City Donuts owner Rueal Braden and his daughter (Photo: Jesse Davis)

Blues City Donuts
“I hate baking,” Rueal Braden says, “with a passion. I went to L’Ecole culinary school. I did good on the savory; on the baking side, I struggled a little bit. So when I graduated I knew I was never going to do baking.” But two years ago, Braden opened the first Black-owned donut shop in Memphis, Blues City Donuts. “I hadn’t made any donuts before this. I trained for a week before I was released to the world as they say.”

Braden was working as a sous chef at the Nike warehouse when his cousin, who initially owned the shop, asked him to check on some of the kitchen’s equipment. “He called me two days later and asked me if I wanted the donut shop. At the time, I was real comfortable at Nike. I was in line to become the executive chef,” he says.

“He gave me two days to decide. I always wanted a business before I turned 50, so I just made the leap. And here I am with a donut shop and I actually love making donuts.”

Despite hating baking, Braden has found donut-making to be an opportunity for experimentation. “We don’t have the average donut. We have very different flavors,” he says. “I try to think outside the box.” He’s used candy, champagne, cereal, s’mores, and cotton candy in his creations, but Braden has not abandoned his savory side and continues to introduce unexpected savory flavors to his creations. “We do a sandwich called the Chicken Bismark. It’s a fried chicken breast dipped in Memphis honey gold, served between a Bismark donut.” But the most elaborate donut just might be the Ain’t It Mane Surf and Turf — lobster and steak served on a donut.

“When I got the donut shop, I knew I had to do something different to bring customers out that way,” Braden says, and come they have, from bloggers and foodies to “people who never thought of having steak and lobster on a donut.” For Braden, that support has been one of the most surprising parts of running Blues City Donuts. “I get support from Bartlett, Arlington, Memphis, Mississippi,” he says. “People come from all over to come to Blues City.”

Even so, a few weeks ago, he posted an update to Instagram and Facebook confessing that he was contemplating closing his donut shop. “I mean inflation is kicking our butt, rent is up, ingredients prices [are] skyrocketing overnight it seems, and who knows what Covid got in store for us,” he wrote. “And in walks a customer with her nieces and she’s taking them on a field trip telling them about Blues City Donuts and how we are the only Black-owned donut shop in Memphis and they were so excited. When I told her what I was going to do, she told me [that] God gave this to us, that we can’t stop now. And it seemed like everyone started coming and I sold out.”

“I try to keep my customers informed and be transparent when we’re struggling,” Braden says. “We treat everyone like family because we’re family-owned and family-run. We just want you to come give us a try.”

— Abigail Morici

Blues City Donuts is located at 5735 Raleigh Lagrange. (901) 266-5152

Drew Holcomb’s impromptu performance at Gibson’s (Photo: Don DeWeese)

Gibson’s Donuts
Rev. Al Green comes to Gibson’s Donuts often, says owner Don DeWeese. He buys two “old fashioneds,” DeWeese says.

That just goes to show, DeWeese muses, that you never know who you’re going to bump into when you’re at Gibson’s buying one of some 40 flavors of donuts, which range from a glazed donut to a more elaborate maple bacon donut.

“I do know that Z-Bo loved caramel.”

And Zach Randolph, aka Z-Bo, is one of the “biggest tippers ever at Gibson’s.”

That’s $100 a pop.

But, DeWeese says, “We appreciate celebrities coming in and we don’t bother them.”

The success and fame of Gibson’s is like a jigsaw puzzle, DeWeese says. “There are a lot of pieces to the puzzle. One of the biggest is quality. The second part of the puzzle is service. The third is the atmosphere or what we create here. And another is the location, location, and location. And plenty of parking.”

When he bought Gibson’s from Lowell Gibson September 1, 1996, DeWeese owned DeWeese Construction Company.

DeWeese, his wife Rita, and Britton DeWeese, one of their four sons, “used to go in there three or four days a week and eat donuts. I got to know Mr. Gibson.”

When Gibson decided to sell the business, Don bought it for his 26-year-old son, Blair, to run. When Blair decided the donut business wasn’t for him, Rita ran the business. Then Don took over.

Don still works at the shop five days a week. Britton, who was an avid snowboarder, moved back from Colorado and began working at the shop. “The Donut Shop That Never Sleeps,” Britton’s storybook about Gibson’s, is available at the store.

“Lowell Gibson once said, ‘You have two businesses here. You have a manufacturing shop and you have a retail shop. If you make a bad donut, you will go out of business. On the other hand, you can make the best donut in the country and if you have horrible service, you also will go out of business.’”

He said, “You have to be good at both of them.”

As for their donuts, Don says, “We use a little more yeast than most donut shops. That makes our donuts a little lighter and airier. Every bag of donuts [mix] has the recipe on it. And every donut shop has that same recipe on the bag of mix. We just do a few things differently. We let the donuts rise three times where most donut shops let them rise once or twice. That makes them airier and lighter.

“We also have an antique glazer that you cannot find anymore, and we glaze our donuts on both sides. That keeps the freshness in so the bottom doesn’t get dry like [it does at] every other donut shop in America.”

And, Don says, “The quality of the product is absolutely number one. But the show that we put on is the big piece of the puzzle.”

That show turned into an extravaganza in June 2016 when Drew Holcomb of Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors performed at Gibson’s. “One of his agents or somebody in his posse called the store and said he’s going to play at the Levitt Shell and that he grew up in Memphis eating our donuts. He’d like to bring 12 of his friends there and buy them all donuts.”

But after Don got more than one phone call to get to the store that night, he arrived to find 500 or so people had shown up to see Holcomb. The store and the parking lot were packed. “Britton is on the roof throwing donuts,” he remembers.

Holcomb performed a mini show for the crowd. “He started up on the roof, but the people couldn’t hear it and he came down and got on top of the SUV.”

— Michael Donahue

Gibson’s Donuts is located at 760 Mt. Moriah Road. (901) 682-8200

Donut Man Vanchann Kroch has 50-60 flavors of donuts ready daily. (Photo: Vanchann Kroch)

Donut Man
When he moved from Cambodia to Massachusetts to attend college in 1997, Vanchann Kroch (rhymes with “coach”) probably did not see himself as a donut entrepreneur. “I worked in construction all my life, actually,” he says. “And I still do it sometimes, but now I’m in the donut business.”

That’s an understatement. Since he took the helm at the Donut Man shop on Austin Peay Highway five years ago, he’s steadily grown the customer base and now has a second location in Bartlett. “Since we opened, we picked up a lot of customers,” he says. “We come to the shop every day at 12:30 in the morning and we’re open every day from 3:30 a.m. until 5 p.m. We have great customers who come in every day to get donuts and coffee, and besides that we have breakfast sandwiches. Like ham, bacon, or turkey with egg and cheese on a croissant. We also have a smoked sausage that is wrapped in croissant bread. Everything we serve, we make in-house.”

While other breakfast items do a brisk business, the donuts are the main attraction. “We have our own recipe that’s different from other places, and a lot of different flavors and fillings — probably about 50 to 60 flavors in the case every day. Our biggest sellers are glazed and chocolate.”

Those flavors keep customers coming back, and have even earned Donut Man some regular large-scale clients. “In addition to walk-in customers, we also do wholesale,” he says. “We deliver to three or four gas stations, and we have regular customers like the Sheraton Hotel, who order a lot of donuts whenever they have a convention. And Hope Church on Walnut Grove has a big order every Sunday.”

But humans cannot live on donuts alone — we must also have coffee. It’s a subject Kroch takes very seriously. “I drink a lot of coffee and I haven’t found any that’s better than ours,” he says. “It’s John Conti Coffee from Kentucky. Our customers just love it.”

Most importantly for Kroch, the business has a personal dimension that brings more than just donuts into his life. “The previous owner was also Cambodian, and he liked my family, sold the shop to us, and taught us how to make the donuts. It took us about a month to learn everything from him. After that, we took over. And I like this business because I can stay home with my family more.”

— Alex Greene

Donut Man is located at 6525 Memphis Arlington Road, and Donut Man Bakery, 3224 Austin Peay Highway. (901) 388-9500

From blueberry to lemon cake donuts, Midtown Donuts has it all. (Photo: Samuel X. Cicci)

Midtown Donuts
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. So why not commemorate that old adage by scarfing down as many sweet circles of dough as possible? If anyone’s New Year’s resolution is to eat way more sweets, then Midtown Donuts is a great place to start. The shop’s Union Avenue location is hallowed ground for baked-good aficionados, with the site formerly the home of Donald’s Donuts.

While Donald’s is no more, Midtown Donuts owner Ly Touch has revitalized the space and put his own unique stamp on the business since taking over in early 2019. The big donut sign is still there, a beacon for hungry Memphians with a sweet tooth. Inside, Touch starts his routine at 3 a.m., showing up early to bake for several hours and open the doors for early birds at 4 a.m. And he’s no stranger to the donut business: A few of his relatives run Howard’s Donuts over on Summer Avenue and showed him the ropes when he struck out on his own.

All that is to say, Touch knows a thing or two about making donuts. I popped in on a rainy Sunday morning, and the smell of freshly baked sweetness was enough to elevate any gloomy mood. The shelves are fully stocked with a variety of treats every morning, making it a tough decision whether grabbing a single or a dozen. Luckily, the staff is more than happy to walk indecisive customers through some of the local favorites. One of the top sellers, I was told, is the blueberry, a strong fruity flavor balanced out by a smooth sugary glaze. The crumb cake is also popular, the Midtown version combining plenty of bright and intriguing sweet flavors.

But don’t overlook the rest: simple glazed donuts, chocolate with bright sprinkles, lemon cake donuts, chocolate eclairs, shaved coconut, your basic fried donuts, or really anything else that a donut lover might want (my favorite so far are the Oreos, with the chocolate cookie tops crumbled over a white glaze). Take ’em to go, or take a beat outside on the patio and watch morning traffic zoom by.

But Touch wanted to make Midtown Donuts more than just a donut shop. If one member of the party isn’t into sweets, or you need to make a quick stop, there are other options too, like a variety of savory sandwiches and snacks, salads, and coffee. It truly is a one-stop shop for a morning commute, and somehow manages to be a quiet, sugary oasis on a busy section of Union right across from the bustling Kroger.

— Samuel X. Cicci

Midtown Donuts is located at 1776 Union Avenue. (901) 347-2020

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A Gibson’s Donuts Storybook

Thanks to the birth of his third child, Britton DeWeese gave birth to his first children’s book, The Donut Shop That Never Sleeps.

“Basically, when my wife got put in the hospital when she was pregnant with our third kid who is three now, that’s when it started,” said DeWeese, 42, manager/owner at Gibson’s Donuts. 

Britton continued to lose sleep after his son, Liam, came home. “I was up all hours of the night. If the baby woke up at 2, 3 a.m. I’d get him a bottle, go on to work.”

Sometimes if he couldn’t go back to sleep, DeWeese would go on to work. “I’d get there three hours early and sit in my car and make up a rhyme.”

He wrote “little, short 15-second raps” on Instagram. His creative process was about “being delirious and not sleeping. About being stressed out and going to work at 3 in the morning and yadayadayada for a year.

“I like instrumental music. I’d be listening to some kind of instrumental music on the way to work and something would come to me. It was all done kind of spur of the moment. The 15-minute drive from my house to the doughnut shop is when I did it.

“It all has to do with me being delirious. I’ve always rapped in my head, but never out loud or on Instagram.”

DeWeese shared some of his recorded raps at work. People said, “That’s hilarious. You have to do more.”

Joe Webb, who works at Gibson’s, said, “Dude, you should totally turn your raps into a children’s book.”

DeWeese’s response? “Yeah. Whatever.”

“Well, they kept teasing me about turning my raps into a children’s book. On a road trip coming home from Florida I thought, ‘I could turn this into a children’s book and give it to my dad for a Christmas gift.’ It never was supposed to be for sale. I never intended to print them and sell them at the doughnut shop.”

The thought kept nagging at him after he got home. “When my family all fell asleep, I played them through a speaker. I listened to all my raps. I said ‘This could be page one.’ That’s how I figured out I could actually turn it into a book.”

The short raps fit perfectly into a storybook format. “Each 15 second turned into a page or two pages.”

He originally printed the book on Shutterfly.

His dad, Gibson’s owner Don DeWeese, opened his gift on Christmas morning. “When he opened it, he goes, ‘My gosh. We are going to sell so many of these at the doughnut shop.”

Britton DeWeese, author of “The Donut Shop That Never Sleeps” (Credit: Michael Donahue)

Describing the book, Britton says, “It’s just about the doughnut shop. There’s no lesson or moral to the story. It’s basically like a LamaLama kind of book. Quick. Short. Rhyme. If someone asked, I’d say, ‘It’s not like a Berenstein book.’

“I want to say there’s 20-ish pages. Every page is a rap. All kind of about the doughnut shop.”

That Christmas morning, Britton knew he was going to have to make some changes in his book. “I kind of threw it together on Shutterfly.”

When his dad started showing the book around to his customers, wrestler Jerry Lawler said, “I want to be in it,’ Britton says. 

So, Britton wrote a rap for Lawler: “They triple rise their glaze to perfect golden rings endorsed by celebrities including the King.”

Jerry Lawler is included in Britton DeWeese’s storybook (Credit: Britton DeWeese)

And one of his raps is for the guy who is writing this story: “If you try one, your mind will blow.”

He told the writer, “Your hair always looks like you stuck a finger in a light socket. I wanted to figure out how to get that ‘mind blow’ picture.’”

Britton also illustrated the book. “Most of the photos in the book are photos I had already taken. When I decided to turn it into a book, I thought, ‘Who’s going to illustrate it?’ Then it started getting stressful. I didn’t want to find an illustrator. It all started getting overwhelming to me.”

His wife, Kate, suggested he use photos he took at Gibson’s. “I have a million shots. I have this app called Art Card. It turns your photos into paintings, sketches. I turned all my photos into oil paintings.”

Getting back to that writer with the hair. Britton basically said “Eureka” when he walked into Gibson’s one night. Britton wanted to portray someone “with their brain exploding” for his rap about someone’s mind blowing after trying a Gibson’s doughnut. “Oh, my gosh, I saw you and said, ‘Michael. Come here and take a picture real quick.”

He thought, “Oh, his hair is all messy and everything. This is perfect.’ You were having a good Michael Donahue hair day. Yes, this is perfect. Like when you bit into the doughnut your hair stood up like a trampoline. I love it.”

As for Lawler’s photo, Britton says, “It’s him out back holding a crown and a doughnut. My dad goes to lunch with him once or twice a week. They’re good buddies.”

Now that the book is done, does Britton plan to make an album featuring his storybook raps? “That never crossed my mind. I thought about doing a rap video for YouTube. Kind of like a Beastie Boys. I’m from the ‘80s. When I rap it’s old school Beastie Boys-type rapping. We have joked — all my employees — about making an old school Beastie Boys video shot with the fish eye lens. If the book blows up enough, I might make a YouTube video with the raps.”

Britton will autograph the books, which are $10. “If someone wants one personalized, I can do one here. I’m here 40 hours a week, five days a week. Basically, I’m here a lot. They would come in the morning while I’m here.”

Gibson’s Donuts is at 760 Mt. Moriah Road; (901) 682-8200

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Food & Drink Hungry Memphis

Gibson’s Donuts at U of M? Not So Fast

It was all a misunderstanding, says Britton DeWeese of Gibson’s Donuts.

It was announced earlier this month that food services at the University of Memphis would be taken over by Chartwell Higher Ed, which promised to shift focus on local food. Part of that deal would be bringing Gibson’s Donuts to the University of Memphis campus.

“I just thought they were trying to set up an account where they could get donuts regularly and just sign a ticket and get billed once a month,” he says. “[The Chartwell rep] never said anything to me about selling them on campus.”

Having someone else sell a Gibson donut is never going to happen, according to DeWeese.

The situation got out of hand when U of M president David Rudd tweeted the (fake) news. 

Gibson’s Donuts at U of M? Not So Fast

DeWeese says his phone blew up. He isn’t really hooked into social media, so his friends sent screen shots of the Rudd’s tweet.

“So that’s how we found out what they wanted to do,” he recalls.

DeWeese says Gibson’s is not set up for such a venture. And they would never allow it.

He says it just wouldn’t work. If the donuts were bought directly from Gibson’s that would mean the donuts would be handled twice, which is unappealing, and they would have to be sold for more money. This doesn’t make sense to him since the donuts are available relatively close to campus on Mendenhall.

Having someone bake their donuts themselves wouldn’t work either, according to DeWeese.

“It’s just not that kind of product,” he says. “We don’t have recipes, we don’t have a scale or a measuring cup in the donut shop. Making dough is an art form. It’s not like baking cookies. You can’t just put a pound of this and a pound of that and come out the same every time because the weather affects the dough.”

“We’ve learned through experience if you want it done right, you’ve got to do it yourself. And we can’t be in two places at once, which is why there will never be two Gibson’s. It’s not about quantity, it’s about quality.”

Again, DeWeese characterizes this as a misunderstanding between the parties.

DeWeese says of Rudd’s tweet, “It surprised us. I guess he kind of jumped the gun.”

Updated: A spokesperson for the U of M says that they are still in negotiations with Gibson’s.

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Food & Drink Hungry Memphis

We Ate ALL of Gibson’s Donuts, Part III

We know what you’re thinking: Robert Caro ain’t got nothing on y’all. And you wouldn’t be wrong. Let’s guide this baby home!

Devil’s Food – Not too sweet, but very chocolatey.

Blueberry – A Sky Blue Popsicle comes to mind. Delicious blueberry flavor.

New Orleans Buttermilk – I have to describe this as a milky taste, which, with the sweetness, is wonderful.

Orange World’s Fair – A cake doughnut with an orange taste. Excellent.

Vanilla iced — ice ice, baby. No skimping on the icing on this one.

Chocolate sprinkle — chocolate-y and oh so good. This one reminds me of Prince.

Lemon filled — tart and wonderful. Would make perfect afternoon snack.

Strawberry filled — Delicate as far as donuts go. And, of course, delicious.

Chocolate old fashioned — We’re in love with this one. Chocolate, cake. Mmmmm.

World’s Fair — we were told that these donuts were named after World’s Fair. These are cake with heavy glaze and yum yummy.

Chocolate World’s Fair — See above, only chocolate this time. So good!

Thank you to Gibson’s for all the donuts.

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Food & Drink Hungry Memphis

We Ate ALL of Gibson’s Donuts, Part II

We were originally told that Gibson’s offered between 48 and 56 different donuts. The number, it turns out, is around 35, which is still A LOT of donuts.

So then the question moved to how to handle such a task. Gibson’s bagged each donut individually. We decided to number the bags and then take a picture and go from there. Except Michael took his first few donuts out of the bag and ate half of them before he took a picture. And then I flat-out skipped one of mine. Best laid plans and all that.

 

Vanilla filled — Over the top yeast donut filled to the gills with a super-sweet vanilla icing.

Custard filled — Rich rich rich, and oh so good.

Vanilla sprinkle — this one is pretty as a picture. A basic yeast with a vanilla glaze and topped with colorful sprinkles. Looks like a child’s present.

Crumb cake — if the buttermilk donut is Gibson’s Beyonce, then the crumb cake would be Solange. It’s bold and spicy, complex and a little weird.

Plain old fashioned — cake donut, simplicity and utter perfection.

Oreo — a donut that tastes exactly like an Oreo? Is that even legal?

Caramel iced — a yeast donut with a delicate caramel glaze. Pretty dang good.

Raspberry filled — an expertly executed version of this classic donut

Chocolate/ world’s fair — cake donut, with a hint of orange flavor with a chocolate glaze. Tastes so sophisticated!

Coconut — they didn’t skimp on the coconut for this one, no sir!

Chocolate iced — the tippy top ideal of a donut.

Old fashioned — cake donut with a glaze. Ain’t nothing wrong with that at all.

Chocolate old fashioned — see above, except with a chocolate glaze. So good! 

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U of M to Revamp Dining With Local Food Options

Twitter- M. David Rudd

Rendering of the new Tiger Den dining hall


The University of Memphis will offer new and non-traditional dining options — including more local food — on campus beginning in the fall.

The university parted ways with the food service company Aramark last month after a 30-year partnership and entered into a new 15-year contract with New York-based Chartwells Higher Ed.

The new partnership will have “profound impact on your dining options and experience on campus,” U of M president M. David Rudd said in a letter to the campus announcing the move last month.

Through the partnership with Chartwells, local food trucks, where students can use Dining Dollars, will be added to the on-campus dining options.

Also, the main dining hall, Tiger Den, will get a total makeover, the campus Chick-fil-A will be expanded to include a full service menu, and a new barbecue restaurant will open this summer.

So far, Rudd has confirmed that Gibson’s Donuts will be one of the new local options on campus in the fall.

The move will increase the university’s investment in the community, Rudd said, by “directing expenditures toward locally-owned businesses and diverse suppliers in the Memphis community.”

Twitter- M. David Rudd

Examples of outdoor pop-up food stations coming to the U of M in the fall

Other changes prompted by the new partnership include technology investments to include point-of-scale system updates, a new mobile app, ordering kiosks, and outdoor pop-up food stations.

Chartwells also provides dietitians to guide menus and encourage healthy eating habits on campus.

“We will see some exciting changes in on-campus dining — changes that recognize that dining service is a critical part of the broader community experience,” Rudd said.

U of M to Revamp Dining With Local Food Options

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Food & Drink Hungry Memphis

5 Memphis Food Scandals!

Y’all sure do like a good scandal — with its accompanying sputtering WTFing.

So, today, friends, we look back at 5 Memphis food scandals.

1. Gibson’s Donuts and Marsha Blackburn

5 Memphis Food Scandals!

Who doesn’t like a good donut? Apparently, hate merchant, newly minted senator Marsha Blackburn loves them. So much so that she made a stop Tuesday morning at the beloved Memphis fixture Gibson’s Donuts. Welp, folks let owner Don DeWeese know they did not appreciate it, and DeWeese responded that he did not invite her and everybody deserves a donut.

So did the donut clinch Blackburn’s win? Only the devil knows for sure.

2. Taylor Berger vs. Midtown Nursery

Taylor Berger’s plans for his Truck Stop at the corner of Central and McLean were doomed from the start. First, to some controversy, the plan ousted Midtown Nursery, then the plans met with resistance from the neighborhood and Code Enforcement.

Ultimately, Berger and his partner ditched the plan after working on it for two years. As for Midtown Nursery, it got booted from its next location due to plans for apartments.

3. Kelly English denies Tony Parker service

Restaurant Iris owner Kelly English raised a ruckus (and affection from Grizzlies fans) when he suggested he denied NBA player Tony Parker a seat at his restaurant.

Ultimately, this scandal fizzled out when it was reported that the restaurant was booked up anyway and couldn’t accommodate the request.

4. Imagine Vegan Cafe’s Butthole problem

Ah, Butthole Gate. Such fond, fond memories. Imagine Vegan Cafe’s owner Kristy Jeffrey reacted badly to a reviewer who noted that a child’s dirty feet and bare bottom were not appetizing. Also, yodeling was involved.

The furor raged on for days and made national news. Jeffrey tried to capitalize on the situation, but the situation ended like many on social media, it faded away.

5. That Creep Jason Doty

Local baker/foodtruck owner Jason Doty was always present on the food scene and he was a known abuser. With every new project he undertook, critics took to social media to decry his continued opportunities. A project with Cash Saver was cancelled after such an effort.

He was sentenced to 25 years in prison early this year after an incident that harmed his infant child. 

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Riding Shotgun on Politics

Something magical happened in our federal government last week. Huffington Post said it “will make you believe in politics again.” Time called it “The Future of Bipartisanship.”

The story got national coverage, but it might have been overshadowed. It easily could have been buried under some unfounded wiretapping allegations, defunded meals for homebound seniors, or the threat of nuclear war with North Korea. Every day is a new adventure, after all. Last Tuesday, while America was waiting for Rachel Maddow to freakin’ hurry up with the tax returns before the popcorn runs out, two congressmen from Texas did something Democrats and Republicans just don’t do anymore.

They rode in a car together.

When their flights to Washington were canceled, El Paso Democrat Beto O’Rourke and San Antonio Republican Will Hurd rented a Chevy Impala and hit the road for a “Congressional Cannonball Run.” The pair streamed the trip on Facebook Live and Periscope, answering constituents’ questions and taking song requests. They ordered drive-thru Whataburger. They spent the night in Tennessee’s beautiful Ninth District and stopped at a fine donut establishment called Gibson’s. They were greeted with Texas flags when they arrived at the Capitol, just in time to vote. Later they co-sponsored each other’s bills and even exchanged gifts! Gifts! Between a Republican and a Democrat! Can you believe it?

During the 1,600-mile drive, they “came to some common ground,” O’Rourke told NPR. After bonding over their shared love of velociraptors and John Stamos, they turned to each other and asked, “Did we just become best friends?” Hold on, maybe that was Step Brothers. But you do have to admit this sounds an awful lot like a buddy comedy.

You’re allowed to roll your eyes if, like many of us, you’ve survived a work trip with someone you hated. But this is where we are now. Is it comforting to know that, in these polarizing times, two men from opposing parties can set aside their differences long enough to enjoy a nice long drive? Or is it depressing that elected officials have to be stuck in a Chevy Impala together for 30 hours to prove they can agree on things? No matter where your politics lie, I think we can all agree this is an opportunity for some fun #democracy #content.

Imagine if the boring old presidential debate format — the podiums, the goofy backdrop, the moderators — were replaced by a cross-country road trip. “Uber Presents: The 2020 Constituent Carpool Presented by Facebook.” Candidates would drive together from California to Maine, along the way picking up constituents with questions. Viewers at home could submit questions via Facebook Live. Not only would we learn more about candidates’ policy ideas, we’d find out things that really tell you what you need to know, like what music they listen to and who drives like a jerk. Bernie Sanders seems like a guy who would stay in the left lane the entire time. Ted Cruz definitely wouldn’t use turn signals. He would probably hog the stereo, too. “Driver’s choice!” And then, when he’s riding shotgun: “Focus on the road! I’ll man the tunes!”

A road trip would really spice up confirmation hearings. Load some senators into an SUV, and watch democracy work. “Well, Betsy DeVos did bring some pretty good snacks. However … her answers proved that she doesn’t know anything about education. Also she doesn’t know the words to ’99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,’ and that’s the real dealbreaker.” Jeff Sessions and Al Franken in a car together. Think about it.

C-SPAN could expand its programming and appeal to a broader audience with a new game show, Don’t Make Me Turn This Car Around. It’s like Cash Cab but with legislators. “After the break, the final question. Will Mitch McConnell and Elizabeth Warren split the grand prize? Or will they … turn this car around?” Spoiler alert: They turn the car around because Mitch won’t answer the question until the people have their say.

The politicians-in-cars concept could pick up speed locally, too. Surely Nashville has enough pedal taverns to accommodate the entire Tennessee legislature, though Mae Beavers would certainly object. County commissioners could bond in the early morning mess on I-40. Maybe the school board can meet in a school bus. Who wouldn’t want to see two City Council members ride a tandem bike across the Big River Crossing?

Forget reaching across the aisle. America, it’s time to reach for the wheel.

Jen Clarke is an unapologetic Memphian and a digital marketing strategist.

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Food & Drink Hungry Memphis

Peppermint Devil’s Food Cake Donut at Gibson’s

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Proof: Gibson’s donut of the month, The Peppermint Devil’s Food Cake Donut is here!

For just $1.14, you get a very creative donut made up of devil’s food cake with vanilla icing and pieces of peppermint on top.  

On the first bite, the donut is crunchy and soft. Fun in my mouth! I love how the crunchiness of the peppermint mixes with the smooth texture of the vanilla icing. You immediately taste the peppermint and then you get hit with the actual donut. The devil’s food cake is airy, slightly chocolatey and I almost tasted a hint of gingerbread, though I’m not sure if there’s any in there. It’s very light and goes well with the flavor of the peppermint. I ate the donut nice and slow to make sure that I enjoyed every bite because, honestly, it tasted like Christmas. 

The Peppermint Devil’s Food Cake Donut is only going to be around for the month of December so if you want to try it you have to get to Gibson’s Donuts ASAP. Also, make sure that you go early. When I stopped by at 10 a.m., the donut was already sold out. The Peppermint Devil’s Food Cake Donut is worth waking up early for. 

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Guess Where I’m Eating Contest 71

Actually, that title should be Guess Where John Scruggs is eating.

If the name is familiar, that’s because Scruggs, a true-blue champion of Memphis food, is also reigning champ of this contest, having won 8 times. 

 

The first person to correctly ID where John is eating wins a fabulous prize.

To enter, submit your answer to me via email at ellis@memphisflyer.com

The answer to GWIE 70 is Gibson’s Donuts, and the winner is … Allyson Dormois!