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Tennessee General Assembly 2016: Here We Go Again!

By an interesting fact of the governmental calendar, the Tennessee General Assembly convened for its 2016 legislative session on Tuesday, mere hours before President Barack Obama’s final State of the Union address. To

further the coincidence, the gathered lawmakers of Tennessee are scheduled to be living it up at the annual pre-session gala sponsored by AT&T in one of the best-known edifices of the Nashville skyline, the so-called “Batman building.” No disrespect meant to the giant communications corporation, but the nickname of its landmark building seems appropriate in view of the annual fantasies that are cooked up in the nearby state Capitol building.

According to advance forecasts, one of the issues to be taken up, both by the president in his address and by the legislature, when it gets down to business, concerns the increased incidence of deadly weaponry in the body politic. Obama is expected to dilate even further on the measures he took last week to secure some extremely modest curbs on the sale of firearms to certifiably mentally ill persons and on the ridiculously wide-open availability of guns that can be sold at gun shows without buyers having to undergo even minimal background checks.

As the president noted last week, there was a time when the National Rifle Association itself favored such safeguards, but the N.R.A.’s position these days is an adamant resistance and an apparent conviction that the only remedy to the violence stemming from an ever-increasing supply of guns is more guns.

As it happens, the majority of members of the General Assembly in Nashville have seemed to be of that persuasion in recent years as well. As the 2015 legislature left matters, there were virtually no gun-free zones left, and there are likely to be moves to follow in the wake of nearby states such as Arkansas and Mississippi, which have opted for open-carry laws so permissive as to basically be nonexistent. An opinion issued last year by Tennessee’s Attorney General may save the legislators the bother of having to pass new laws to catch up with our neighbors, but that won’t keep some of the gun nuts in the General Assembly from trying.

Even as the president in Washington may be boasting about the increasing numbers of Americans now covered by health insurance and medical attention fostered by the Affordable Care Act, there is a consensus that a firewall will continue to exist in Nashville against the kind of legislation, such as Governor Bill Haslam’s rejected Insure Tennessee proposal, that could secure an overdue expansion of health care in Tennessee. Nor is the General Assembly likely to consider a gasoline tax or any other form of serious revenue enhancement to tackle the task of overhauling the state’s clearly deteriorating infrastructure. That, too, will evidently be left to the feds to do something about. 

Ah, but the General Assembly does have its priorities — such as the kind of restrictions on abortion and same-sex marriage that the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled against an infinite number of times in the former case and is sure to disapprove in the latter case as well. And there is a new bill on file from Nashville state Representative Glen Casada to preempt affordable housing legislation by localities, just as previous measures succeeded in depriving cities and counties from establishing their own wage and ethics standards.

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Letter from the Editor: God is a Republican

God (R-Heaven) is much on the minds of the presidential candidates these days, and particularly on the minds of His colleagues in the Republican party.

God, as has been made abundantly clear in recent years, is a Republican and speaks to his partymates regularly. President George Bush has said he hears from Him quite often. Mitt Romney says without religion, there is no freedom (and God doesn’t mind that he’s a Mormon). Mike Huckabee says his rise in the polls is “God’s will.” Rudy Giuliani says the Bible is “the best book ever written,” and John McCain says he sees the hand of God when he hikes the Grand Canyon, though he thinks evolution might still be possible if you think it is. (Ron Paul now has a blimp and apparently doesn’t feel the need to curry God’s favor.)

Using this logic, we must conclude God is in favor of waterboarding, rendition, declarations of unilateral war, lying to grand juries, accepting bribes, unbalanced budgets, Rush Limbaugh, unchecked pollution, allowing people to pray to Him in school, Fox News, and tax cuts.

God is obviously opposed to evolution, gun laws of any kind, illegal immigration, unions, abortion, gay marriage, taxes, the Hollywood entertainment industry (except for Fox Entertainment shows like Family Guy and K-Ville), doing anything about global warming, and income taxes.

Of course, God also speaks to people other than politicians, including many athletes. He makes it possible for lots of dramatic homeruns to be hit and touchdowns to be scored. (God does not like the Memphis Grizzlies, for some reason. My theory is that Hakim Warrick is a Democrat.) And, oddly enough, God speaks to Willie Herenton, also a Democrat. But many of his supporters are Republicans, so that may explain God’s willingness to chat with the mayor.

There’s no denying Republicans have the edge when it comes to the Almighty. He’s in their corner. He answers their prayers. He’s on their side. Not much we can do about it.

Oh, God tosses the rest of us a bone now and then. I appreciate, for example, that he’s allowing my summer flowers to bloom in December. They look really nice with my Christmas decorations. Thank God.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com

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God Country

With science and religion doing ever more battle in the classroom, public interest in creationism and evolutionary theory are at an all-time high. (At least since a certain trial about a certain teacher and certain monkeys, right here in Tennessee back in 1925, that is.) For the most part, however, creationism is found almost exclusively in churches (and now, on the Web), while evolution enjoys the freer domain of classrooms, textbooks, and museums.

Until now!

While there have been biblically themed science museums before, the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky (just outside of Cincinnati and a mere 490 miles from Memphis), is the world’s largest and — inaugurated in May — the newest.

Boasting 130 stationary and animatronic figures, 52 educational videos, a special-effects theater, a state-of-the art planetarium, and designs by the architect of Universal Studio’s theme park King Kong and Jaws rides, this facility is on par with some of the best museums in the world in terms of collection, resources, and size. But unlike almost every other museum at this level, this one not only insists on the factuality of Adam and Eve but suggests that they co-existed with dinosaurs. Think The Flintstones, though Adam probably did not use a brachiosaur as a crane or a ceratosaurus as a timeclock.

The $27 million Creation Museum is an extension of Answers in Genesis, a ministry founded by author/broadcaster Ken Ham in 1994 as a means of reconciling scientific questions and phenomena with, well, answers in Genesis. According to Genesis, and as illustrated in the exhibits of the museum, the Earth is only about 6,000 years old, not billions, as traditional science would suggest. The Earth was also created in a single day, as was light, the waters, the animals, etc. Noah did exist and did build an ark, and a globally catastrophic flood did occur roughly 4,300 years ago — as did the plate tectonics responsible for our continents and the fossilization of dinosaurs and other organisms.

Creation Museum

The compression of the fossil record from millions to thousands of years and the co-existence of dinosaurs and man will rile most scientists. Questions logically arise: How did a Tyrannosaurus rex and a goat peacefully live side by side in that big boat for so long? Where did Cain get his wife? Wouldn’t he have been marrying his sister? The answers are simple: All creatures were vegetarians until after the flood. Marrying your sister was okay back then, because there was no possibility of genetic mistakes; humans were perfect. (And besides, there wasn’t anybody else!)

For skeptics, a team of scientists from accredited universities is on hand to answer questions about geologic ages, carbon dating, mineralogy, and astrophysics. But make no mistake. This museum is a component of a ministry, and each exhibit illustrates sections of the Bible. And, while the ministry is scientific by nature, it is not to be confused with the recent Intelligent Design (ID) movement.

ID suggests that an intelligent designer is responsible for the creation of the universe but leaves open the question of who that designer may be: God, Buddha, George Burns, whoever. The Creation Museum makes no bones about it (pun intended): The creator is God, the father of Jesus, and the scientific record is inextricably linked to a literal interpretation of Genesis and part of a master plan that begins with creation and ends with the consummation of all evil and corruption. (For further reading, see the Bible’s exciting conclusion, Revelation.)

Open-minded visitors will be surprised by the respectful tone that is taken of traditional science. In fact, for each biblical explanation of a geologic event, the traditional scientific explanation is listed alongside, in precise and nonjudgmental language. And even critics will have to admit that the presentation of the museum’s materials is top-notch. The facility — at 60,000 square feet — is gorgeous. And while the robot dinosaurs occasionally move like — you guessed it — robots, you may easily find yourself creeped out looking into the eyes of a very real looking velociraptor. You may also be creeped out that that the same velociraptor lives in Eden and that Adam and Eve are skinny-dipping just a few feet away.

www.creationmuseum.org

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Opinion The Last Word

The Rant

Three issues arouse passions like no other. These litmus-test subjects (and I feel very confident asserting this) are God, Guns, and Gays. Given the e-mails that I get when I write on any of these topics, they evoke more unreasoned emotion than anything else.

“God, Guns and Gays” (which I also think was my prom theme) can cause family rifts, chasms in relationships, and outright irrational behavior in humans.

Other writers have suggested that if I want to be liked I shouldn’t go near God, Guns, or Gays. But my thinking is that I have never been liked, so why start trying so late in the game? Moreover, there are 300 million people in the USA (180 million of them here legally), and it is a fool’s game to try to please them all, so here goes …

First, about God: When this subject comes up, people are usually referring to their own particular deity, and therein lies the problem. Almost any action can be justified by someone’s religion, most of which are based on books written more than 1,000 years ago and which are open to all sorts of interpretations. We must remember, moreover, that only 30 percent of the world’s population is Christian and that those 2.1 billion Christians belong to dozens of different denominations, each of which slices and dices the Bible in its own way.

We are in a war now because a certain sect takes a jihadist view of the Koran. This sort of thing, if you read history, never ends well.

The Pilgrims came to North America to flee religious persecution and to worship as they chose. With that in mind, the Founding Fathers made the separation of church and state one of the fundamental tenets of our democracy. They were clear: They wanted a democracy, not a theocracy.

So, when it emerges that upward of 150 young graduates of the late Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University law school are holding down important jobs in the Bush administration, it concerns me. And when one of the most senior staffers in the office of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (who resigned under pressure and took the Fifth Amendment) also turns out to be a graduate of Falwell’s fourth-tier law school, it is clear that mixing religion and law is the objective.

Many of these zealots do not recognize the separation of church and state (much in the same way that they do not recognize fellow parishioners in the liquor store).

In the wake of the Virginia Tech tragedy, guns have become topical again. And as in all matters of importance, I believe less government intrusion in the matter is the best policy. Liberals like Rosie O’Donnell spend much of their time preaching about more gun-control laws. And if you think guns make people criminals, then spoons are what make Rosie fat. Therefore, we should really outlaw spoons. And if government regulates spoons, could forks and knives be far behind?

Remember, three of the Fort Dix terrorist suspects had been in our country illegally for about 20 years. Between them, they had 75 arrests and citations, and our crack government agents failed to investigate their illegal status. I put no faith in government’s ability to effectively police anything.

Homosexuality, as we all know through televangelists, is a learned behavior. Much like those with cerebral palsy or red hair, folks who are gay “choose” it. All a gay guy has to do is close his mind to Brad Pitt and pray a lot and he will be fine. Not as fine as Brad Pitt, but okay.

And what better way to make amends for the way you are than to spend your life in constant denial of the way you are so that you can please the pious people who hate you in the name of religion?

If the real reason that those who condemn gay marriage do so is because they do not want gays having sex, my suggestion is quite the opposite. As most married folks have found, there is no better way reduce the incidence of sex than to get married. The Religious Right may want to rethink that one.

Bush and the neo-cons seem to want us to fight for our God with Guns and without Gays — to preserve the American way of life, as they see it, against Muslim terrorists. Given his popularity numbers, I am not sure the American people are with Bush in this semi-religious war.

The bottom line: Life is short, so spending too much time pushing your views about these personal matters on others is a waste of time. Live a good life. Be an example for others. You will find that is the best way of encouraging people to see things your way.

Ron Hart is a columnist and investor in Atlanta. His e-mail address is RevRon10@aol.com.

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Oh My God

It came to pass that St. Matthew took up his gospel pen and wrote of the Lord Jesus, who is called the Christ, and Jesus charged his apostles, “Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me.”

Two thousand years later, someone at Pastor Kenneth Whalum’s New Olivet Baptist Church interpreted this line somewhat differently.

And for our Spanish-speaking friends …

And lo, when the Lord’s best donkey-driver experienced some minor difficulties while parking his furry ride, Jesus blessed him, saying, “Yo, Apostle. Back that ass up.”

Animal Husbandry

It’s good to live in Tennessee, a place where our wise elected officials have crushed poverty under their mighty heels, eradicated all of man’s inhumanities to man, and created an educational system that is the envy of a nation. On Monday, our state senators turned their inerrant attention to the last great ill plaguing the Volunteer State.

Let it be known that the following activities are criminal offenses and punishable to the fullest extent of the law: engaging in sexual conduct or contact with any animal living or dead; aiding or causing another person to engage in such contact; permitting such activity on any premises under his or her control; and photographing or filming, for sexual gratification, a person engaging in sexual activity with an animal.

A fortunate amendment to the bill specifies that the prohibition against sexual activity with an animal applies to “any animal other than man.”