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What’s Next? Immigrant Children, of Course!

A nation that places immigrant children in cages can certainly (attempt to) prevent those same children from attending public schools. Since 1982, in its decision Plyler v. Doe, the U.S. Supreme Court has prohibited the state from discriminating against and denying children a public education based on their immigration status. That may be challenged soon.

The recently leaked memorandum from the Supreme Court removes any pretense of an impartial, apolitical judiciary. The Supreme Court, we now know, is part of the torn fabric of American political society. And it’s never a good look to see our justices openly mislead the public in sworn testimony before a Senate Judiciary Committee. Justice Kavanaugh called Roe v. Wade (1973) “settled law,” and Justice Gorsuch acknowledged that Roe was the “law of the land.” Now, as appointed justices for life, they’ve determined that 50 years of precedent has no actual value.

The majority bemoans the schism it claims was created by Roe nearly 50 years ago but ignores the damage that the Supreme Court is about to do to our country by rejecting “settled law” and releasing a cornucopia of challenges to every decision that the right finds disagreeable from the past.

For example, Texas Governor Greg Abbott — who joins the other two amigos, Florida’s Ron DeSantis and our own Bill Lee, in a race to see who can undo more rights for ordinary people — is looking closely at Plyler. This is Abbott’s next step on his quixotic anti-immigrant agenda. Last month, he bussed immigrants from Mexico and Central America out of his sparsely populated state to densely populated Washington, D.C., in a pathetic (and cruel) political act that showed his determination to score points with the anti-immigrant base.

Such attempts at cruelty are popular with Abbott’s base, and he’s playing a political card, during a difficult re-election campaign against a viable opponent, a former representative from El Paso, Beto O’Rourke. Abbott needs to convince the “base” that he’s fighting to seal off Texas from migrant waves, caravans, illegals, masses, invaders — you pick the hyperbole that suits you — to prevail in November. He clearly believes that using this retro-activist Supreme Court to revisit free public education to undocumented school children is a way to do it.

Border states like Texas share a disproportionate responsibility in educating children of the undocumented residing in that state as many migrants pass through on their way to “El Norte.” But Texas school districts receive federal education funds on a per pupil basis (not a “per American pupil” basis), and they receive extra funding based on the needs of that particular demographic. Moreover, Texas receives more than $1.6 billion in state and local tax dollars from undocumented immigrants.

The motivation for this anti-immigrant wave is the same as it’s always been. It’s the sense that the nation is changing as we become more diverse. Every time in our history, when we face such change, we strike out at immigrants. Every time.

Texas should forget the Alamo, and “Remember the 187.”

In 1994, the good people of then-Red State California passed a noxious ballot initiative, “Proposition 187” the so-called “Save our State” initiative. The law attempted to remove undocumented children from California public schools. By 1999, the law was declared unconstitutional, and the good teachers of California refused to enforce it. Denying education to children is always bad policy. Offering free public education to all kids is one of the settled provisions of U.S. society, and our society has grown strong because we purposefully (not always perfectly) educate the youngest generations.

We’ve entered strange times — where settled law sits on seismic faults. Demagogues, now aided by the Supreme Court, declare war on American historical traditions — immigration and education — concepts that ought to unify and energize a nation. Maybe the one thing the majority draft opinion in Roe gets right is that the power to change the direction in which we are heading rests in the hands of voters beginning this fall.

Bryce Ashby is a Memphis-based attorney and the board chair of Latino Memphis. Michael LaRosa teaches history at Rhodes College.

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Take My Children, Bill Lee, and Use Them for Your Glory

Covid cases are back at November 2020 levels, children under 12 years old are not yet eligible for vaccines, students are returning to schools, and you, Governor Bill Lee, have decided that now is a good time to allow parents to opt their kids out of school mask mandates. On the surface, the timing seems poor. With elementary schools packed wall to wall with unvaccinated bodies and the Delta variant far more prevalent in children than the original virus, parents across Tennessee are in a panic, but I want you to know that I get it. I see what you are doing, and I am willing to help any way I can. 

Honestly, it’s high time you show the nation that you are on the same level as revered governors like Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis, not to mention the lofty, seemingly unattainable former president, Donald J. Trump — all three beacons of selfless leadership who constantly seek what is best for all people. It will not be easy, but I believe in you, and, for this reason, I freely offer you my children to use for the solidifying of your political legacy and furthering your future aspirations. We need strong, conservative leadership in this country to show the sanctity of human life and protect unborn children, and if that means harming or even sacrificing some already-born children then I am happy to do what it takes to be a part of the movement.

Presently, I have a 6-year-old, a 10-year-old, and a 12-year-old to give. Of course, the 6- and 10-year-olds are both too young to be vaccinated, so if sick children are what you need, then that should be no problem. You do have some catching up to do if you want to catch Abbott and DeSantis, so please take my two unvaccinated children and stuff them in an underfunded Tennessee school building with all the rest of the students who will not learn that slavery was bad because you so courageously outlawed its teaching, and show the world what you’re made of!

Now, I apologize in advance for my 12-year-old. He has been vaccinated. If I had known you would need him so desperately to catch Covid, I would not have allowed that to happen, but I’m afraid it’s too late. I have faith that you can find some way to use him nonetheless. Maybe turn him over to a gang of illegal immigrants. The nation will not stand for those people coming into our country and taking one of our own children! There is potential there. And while he has been vaccinated, you could still try to infect him because, if it were to work, then you can pin it on the gang of immigrants and their bringing Covid across our open borders. Of course, you do what you think is best. I am here to serve.

I know it’s not much. In fact, my only regret in this life is that I have but three children to give you and not a hundred or more. I am like the widow in the book of Mark who gave her last two coins. Some people can give more, yes, but I am giving you all I have. These three children are my two coins, and I am willing, even eager, to part with them if it furthers your political agenda, thrusts your boldness into the national spotlight, and helps you regain any support you lost from your role in removing the Nathan Bedford Forrest bust from the capitol building. 

Godspeed, Governor Lee, and good luck.

Joseph Thomas is a humor writer living in Memphis, Tennessee, with his wife (Natalie), their three kids, and one dog.