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The Rant

Please bear with me until the large-animal tranquilizer I just took kicks in. It had better hurry up and take effect because if I look at one more newspaper, see one more television news broadcast, or visit one more Web page that chronicles the condition of George W. Bush’s colon, I think I am going to have a nervous breakdown. Yep, it seems like every time I look up I am looking down his, well, uh, I guess there’s no other way to put it, butt. This is even worse than when Dick Cheney had some sort of foot surgery a couple of years ago and the news kept reporting on it and showing his big white flabby feet. Must all of this be a matter of public record? Can the man not have a colonoscopy in private without the world having to know about it? I know that White House “probes” are often controversial, but really, can’t we be spared this one? Surely, there is more to report on than this, like the newly enhanced interrogation program on which Bush just signed off, which probably includes making suspected terrorists read about his colon. (I know if I had to put up with it much longer I would tell all.) I guess it had to make the news because he gave up his presidential power during the roughly (ha ha, I said “roughly”) half-hour surgery. And I’m not sure which is scarier: being barraged with stories about W’s colon or the fact that Dick Cheney had complete control of the country for that length of time. At least, much like the president usually is, Cheney was relaxing at his vacation home during the operation. And, apparently, Bush had a pretty good time during all this as well. Every account reports that he was “in good humor” right after having the tube inserted into his colon, and that shortly afterward he put on a pair of jeans, had breakfast with another man, and then went for a walk with his dog and the man. Sounds like an average day on Fire Island to me. And funny, isn’t it, that his wife Laura wasn’t around for this? She was conveniently away visiting her mother for her birthday. Wife gone, anus probed, breakfast and walk with another man? Wearing jeans and probably his cowboy boots? Dick in charge and relaxing at the beach? Is this the early 1980s all over again? Does this give “Camp” David a whole new meaning? And that genius of geniuses Ann Coulter has the nerve to make remarks about John Edwards? At least he got his wife pregnant more than once. But enough of this. I am just displaying tunnel vision (ha ha, I said “tunnel”). But it does give me hope. If someone was able to get George W. Bush loosened up enough for this, maybe someone can convince him that he needs to resign from his job, take his shingle down from the Oval Office, and head back to his ranch for good and just play cowboy — or play with the cowboys. And for heaven’s sake, start drinking again.

Maybe if someone would give him a DVD of Blazing Saddles and make him watch the scene where all the characters are sitting around the campfire drinking and eating beans and passing gas he would take the idea and run with it. He would be so good at that, and I think people would actually like him. And he needs to be good at something, because he has proven that he’s not so great at what he is doing now. Maybe there would be a different kind of light at the end of the tunnel. But keep the colon healthy, George. Even if it is just for 31 minutes, we do not want the Dick in charge. No ifs, ands, or butts.

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Q&A: Denise Bollheimer

In a study released last week titled “Aiming High: Results from a State Scorecard on Health System Performance,” the South failed miserably. But barbecue and deep-fried Twinkies can’t take all the blame. The private health foundation study evaluated states in five categories: access, quality, avoidable costs, equity, and healthy lives.

Hawaii came out on top, while Mississippi and Oklahoma tied for last. Arkansas was 48th, and Tennessee came in 40th. The Flyer recently spoke with Denise Bollheimer, chair of the Healthy Memphis Common Table, about these results and their implications for Memphis. — by Rachel Stinson

Flyer: Why did Mississippi tie for last?

Bollheimer: Health conditions in Mississippi — and Tennessee, Arkansas, and Louisiana — might have been prevented with timely and appropriate health care.

In the study, nearly 20 percent of adults in Mississippi went without care because of costs. Mississippi is among the states with the highest rates of uninsured adults in the nation. Because of the lack of access, people in the region use expensive emergency care more than in other states.

Memphis is situated next to two of the three lowest-ranking states.

Many of the health concerns in the Memphis region could be reduced with better diet, exercise, stress control, and access to care. Obesity and diabetes occur at epidemic levels in this area. These conditions lead to many other problems. In addition, improved access to care is a critical factor in improving health. It is far less expensive to the patient, employers, and the economy if care is received in the early stages of a disease.

Should this study be taken seriously?

Yes, very seriously. Poor health outcomes in states with high poverty rates place a heavy burden of illness on everyone, including employers, taxpayers, and local governments. The problem raises serious challenges for care systems like the Regional Medical Center at Memphis, the UT doctors who help patients there, and public-health policies and funding.

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Form Fitting

Tbe fat or not to be fat is not the question. That one’s easy: Don’t be fat.

No, the real question is, how to not be fat. Ay, there’s the rub.

Ever since vegetable oils first got hydrogenated over a century ago, the Western diet has been a glutton’s paradise. Thankfully, the technology of losing weight has started catching up with the science of gaining weight. Be it weight-loss surgery or a carefully planned fitness regime, finding the real you under the flab is more possible now than ever.

The weight-loss option that has been grabbing headlines these days is surgery. There are a number of FDA-approved procedures that can effect dramatic loss of weight, but there are two primary ways to do it: reduce the capacity of the stomach, thereby restricting how much food is needed to make you full, or limit the absorption of calories by your digestive system, called malabsorptive procedures. Each has drawbacks or risks, but such techniques are shown to be very effective in patients who comply with the doctor’s orders.

At the Center for Surgical Weight Loss at St. Francis Hospital in Memphis, two common procedures are the Lap Adjustable Gastric Banding and the Roux-en-Y Gastric Bypass. Banding is a less-invasive, reversible way to restrict the stomach so that you require less food to make you feel full. Leslie Albers, RN, program coordinator at the center, says, “With the band, you can expect to lose around 50 percent of your excess body weight in 18 to 24 months if you are compliant with the program.”

The gastric bypass is more invasive but is potentially more effective at helping you shed those pounds. It’s a double whammy, being both restrictive — reducing the size of the stomach capacity — and malabsorptive. “The stomach size is reduced substantially with this type of procedure,” Albers says. “With the bypass, you can expect to lose around 60 to 80 percent of your excess body weight in 12 to 18 months if you are compliant with the program.”

Not everyone is a good fit for surgical weight-loss options. Only those who suffer from morbid obesity or have co-morbidities (other diseases or disorders) that exacerbate their obesity — such as diabetes, hypertension, or heart disease — are considered. Albers says that, in conjunction with the recommendation of the National Institutes of Health, at the Center for Surgical Weight Loss, “Candidates would be between 18 and 65 years old with a body mass index [BMI, a statistic that measures weight against height to determine obesity] of 40 or more or a BMI between 35 and 39.9 with documented co-morbidities or health problems caused by their weight.”

According to Albers, the pros of surgery are simple: “It will work if you do what you are supposed to do. It will help tremendously people who are unable to lose weight by other means. It will help get you to a healthier weight.”

But don’t undergo the surgery without being ready to overhaul your lifestyle. Your diet and especially your eating habits, beginning during the weeks after surgery, will never be the same again. That need not be a bad thing, Albers says. “One hundred percent of our patients say that their quality of life has improved after surgery.”

Short of surgery, science has also made inroads into more effective methods of fitness, including new kinds of exercise equipment and tailoring fitness regimes to the individual. For the morbidly obese, that can mean easing in to an exercise system rather than jumping in with both feet.

Billy Tune, Fitness Manager at Collierville’s Prairie Life Fitness Center, says, “The more weight [someone’s] got on them, it’s going to be really hard on their joints. Somebody who is severely obese who is starting off running — it’s not going to be the best activity for them. They’re going to get tendonitis, their hips are going to bother them, their back might hurt, feet, you’re going to get all sorts of problems there.” Instead, Tune recommends water aerobics, elliptical machines, or riding a non-weight-bearing stationary bike to start with.

InsideOut Gym, in Midtown, has a program called SweatShop, an intense, six-week boot camp replete with homework exercise for serious-minded overweight people. “It builds toward the end,” Lisa Buckner, co-owner of the gym, says. “[Participants] exercise like crazy, but they also [learn] how to exercise.” Past participants have lost 12 to 15 pounds or have lost 14 inches in six weeks. “They get an exercise prescription,” Buckner says.

For fitness to work, Tune and Buckner both say, it needs to be a part of your everyday life: a lifestyle change. Buckner takes that idea personally. As she says, “I’m the former 260-pounder who lost 100 pounds and kept it off.”

Tune says fitness is a necessary part of everybody’s health plan, even for those who have gotten weight-loss surgery. “I always tell them, even if they get that surgery, they still need to come in [to the gym], or they’re going to end up right where they were before,” he says. “The surgery’s going to be negated.

“That’s the problem. You can slowly stretch your stomach back out again to where it was before. If you keep taking in more calories, go back to those old habits, you’re going to put the weight back on down the road.”

Furthermore, Tune feels that, to really impress the importance of fitness on those who are going to have weight-loss surgery: “They should start exercising before the surgery, because then they get that habit, and once they get out they can continue exercising. I just hate to see people who get that surgery and then go right back and think they can start eating again. The surgery’s going to help, but long-term, they definitely need to exercise and diet correctly.

“Even if you look great on the outside and you get the surgery, the most important muscle in your body is your heart. If you’re not training your heart and you’re not eating right, you can look great but still not feel great.”

Buckner says that careful monitoring of the exercise of those who have had weight-loss surgery is very important: Since they don’t eat as much, they use up their food energy much more quickly.

Surgery or no-surgery fitness? Making that choice can be very difficult. Albers says, “Deciding between surgery or other weight-loss methods is very personal. By the time most people reach us, they have tried every diet out there. They have struggled with their weight and the problems caused by their weight for years. We know that only a very small percentage of people can lose weight with diet and exercise and maintain that weight loss.

“In addition, most people can only lose 5 to 10 percent of their excess body weight with diet and exercise, and if you have 100 pounds to lose, 5 to 10 pounds is not very helpful. The surgery helps get people on a level playing field with the rest of us who are trying to maintain. Without surgery, a large number of people cannot get close to a healthy weight.”

Neither surgery nor strict fitness is a panacea. Diet is the essential, once-and-future number-one rule for wellness. Health begins with nutrition, no matter what else you do. Albers says, “Diet is very important with both surgeries, and exercise is the catalyst that really jumpstarts weight loss. Weight-loss surgery is only a tool. Both surgeries require a lifestyle change to be successful.”

Tune says, “Most people just come in [to the gym] and they do the [weight training], but that’s only about 10 percent of it. Diet and cardio are everything. Your cardio and your diet are going to really be a difference in your body composition — mainly your diet.”

But getting the pounds off and keeping them there is Rule 1A. If you can do that, you’re well on your way to a life spent living well.

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Curing Health Care

If there is one subject that the stressed-out, angry, and polarized population of the U.S. of A. agrees on, it is this: that, for all the outdated palaver about ours being the “finest health-care system in the world,” it is nothing of the kind. It is, in fact, as Dr. J. Edward Hill, a Tupelo physician who is past president of the American Medical Association, put it to the downtown Rotary Club on Monday, “a tragically disordered mechanism.”

Hill quoted some disquieting statistics — that almost 47 million Americans have no medical insurance and, thus, no access to any kind of health-care system. Another 20 million have “inadequate” medical coverage. Altogether, almost a fifth of the nation is under-served medically — including nearly a million Tennesseans.

The remedy? Hill’s prescription tilted heavily to what he called “the leverage of free-market economics” and regulatory reform. He sees the national Medicare system and the American health-insurance industry locked in an unholy alliance that has prevented the “price” of medical care (he found the term “costs” too ambiguous) from settling into a self-regulating system that could be both affordable and universal.

As it happens, one of the subjects that is now the subject of a stalemated debate in the Tennessee General Assembly is that of medical tort reform. One or two proposed solutions have barely failed becoming the basis for a bipartisan compromise. While it’s frustrating that agreement hasn’t yet been reached, it’s encouraging that the two sides — consumer interests and trial lawyers on one hand, doctors and economic conservatives on the other — have come this close. (It’s also encouraging, we have to say, that the contentious issue of caps on malpractice awards has apparently been shelved for the time being.) The fact is, everybody knows something has to be done.

Another sign of the gathering synchronicity on the issue was that the first major presidential forum, held over the weekend in Las Vegas, was devoted exclusively to the subject of health-care reform. Disappointingly, Republican candidates, though invited, did not attend. But all of the well-known Democrats did, and between them they constructed useful signposts for the journey ahead. Former North Carolina senator John Edwards suggested an elaborate system that offered incentives to insurance companies and employers, side by side with a Medicare-for-all alternative. Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich (yes, he’s running again and, “viable” or not, deserves to be heard) was all for dispensing with the “subsidized” insurance industry’s role altogether, calling for a national single-payer system. And former senator Mike Gravel of Alaska proposed a national “voucher” system that, in effect, did the same thing.

Whatever we end up with, there is a growing national consensus, linking all the political corners, that our system is outmoded and that something new must take its place. Hill, in his remarks on Monday, cited an epigram by the late Nobel Prize philosopher Milton Friedman: “Only a crisis — real or perceived — produces change.”

Few of us need to be told that we are at crisis point now, and change has got to come.

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Healthy You, Better You

Memphis is fat. We don’t need annual recognition of that fact by Men’s Fitness magazine to know what we can observe just by looking around town (or in the mirror).

And why wouldn’t we be one of the fattest cities in the country? We’ve got some of the best food on the planet to tempt us — from barbecue to soul food to fine dining — all in addition to the McDonald’s and Taco Bells on every street corner (turning all us fast-foodies into fat foodies).

Oh, I suppose we could just revel in our obesity and put together a serious run at top-ranked fatty Chicago. But then we’d all be dead or on our way out, and who’d be left to remind Nashville of their inferiority? No, better to head this two-tons-of-fun thing off at the pass, crack the whip, and get in shape.

No reason to stress though (that’s not going to help your heart either): Luckily there’s all kinds of help to be had in the Bluff City on the road to fit. In a town where parking can be fun, why can’t living healthy be too? And, of course, you don’t have to be a blimp to get some benefit out of a little extra exercise. Who’s to say we can’t take a shot at the top 10 fittest cities list. Milwaukee’s fifth, for Pete’s sake!

1. Find strength in numbers with the Group Power barbell program at Inbalance Group Fitness.

2. Prepare for your big bout against Mayor Herenton with boxing lessons from another former Golden Gloves winner — Joey Hadley — at Hadley’s Boxing Fitness.

3. Achieve your fitness goaaaaal! as part of a team in the Greater Memphis Soccer Association.

4. Dance all night to disco at Raiford’s Hollywood. Drink lots of water; go light on the 40-ouncers.

5. Help Lichterman stay clear of invasive plants during a “Privet Pull.”

6. Get your recommended dose of Omega-3 fatty acids at Blue Fish, Blue Fin, or the Half Shell.

Show off your bod with techniques taught at Strip to Fit.

7. Instead of taking the tram, walk the bridge to Mud Island. Then, pretend you’re the Jolly Green Giant and hike from Cairo, Illinois, to New Orleans in 15 minutes on the Riverwalk. (Eating green beans is good too.)

8. Go with the flow of your body movement at Push Pilates.

9. Save lives and get buff with the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society’s Team in Training Program.

10. Take two mulligans, get one free, at the Links at Galloway.

11. Launch a sailboat into Patriot Lake at Shelby Farms.

12. Thrash with the kids at Skatepark of Memphis.

13. Battle with your date for the last bite of K-Pie at Paulette’s. Lose.

14. If you must have pie, make it a mud pie with the “Moor Mud” facial at Eden Spa and Laser.

15. Volunteer to walk dogs for the Memphis Humane Society.

16. Eat your veggies at Wild Oats or Square Foods.

17. Enjoy the view on the way down and count the steps on the way back up on the Bluff on the Mississippi riverfront. Repeat.

18. Get equipped by Outdoors Inc. and get out of town for an adventurous weekend in the woods.

19. Do it all night on the Midnight Classic Bike Tour.

20. Learn to swim with the American Red Cross swimming program or improve your stamina with aqua aerobics at Cordova Athletic Club.

21. Duck, then retaliate, playing Memphis Dodgeball.

22. Keep pace with the current of the Mississippi River in Greenbelt Park on Mud Island.

23. Get yourself under control practicing pranayama at Eastern Sun Yoga, Midtown Yoga, or Better Bodies Yoga.

24. Ace the fitness pop quiz with tennis at Racquet Club of Memphis.

25. If Emmitt Smith can do it, so can you: cut a rug with ballroom dancing at Gallery Ballroom, Middle Eastern dancing at Rhodes College’s Bryan Campus Life Center, or Argentine Tango at Quetzal.

26. Stop keeping the doctor away and go get a physical and check-up.

27. Turn the ice-cold brrr into grrrl power with Memphis Women’s Hockey. (Those XX chromosomes sure look like crossed hockey sticks.)

28. Get “Rolfed” at Insideout Life Gym.

29. Take it all off — the pounds and the clothes — at Strip to Fit.

30. Look at the beautiful houses while walking through Central Gardens.

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Forked Up

Before she discovered Food Addicts Anonymous (FAA), Kelly* couldn’t stop eating.

“A regular person can eat five or 10 chips with Ro-Tel dip. I couldn’t shovel it into my mouth fast enough,” says Kelly, a Memphian who attends FAA meetings every week. “I would eat until the whole thing was gone. All I could think about was food and where I was going to get it.”

The now-slim Kelly lost 60 pounds in 1998 when she discovered that a diet free of sugar, flour, and wheat curbed her cravings. That same diet serves as the food plan for FAA, a 12-step program that Kelly joined in 2000.

Last weekend, nearly 100 food addicts, some from as far away as Ireland, attended the annual FAA World Convention at the University of Memphis.

On opening night, about 70 food addicts, mostly middle-aged women, are gathered in a classroom. They’re talking among themselves when the music to Elvis Presley’s “Blue Suede Shoes” blares over the loudspeaker. A group of 12 ladies storm in, holding colorful inflatable guitars and saxophones. Once they reach the front of the room, they sing a parody of the Elvis classic, shaking their hips to the beat: “You can do as you please, but don’t give into your disease” replaces “You can do anything, but lay off my blue suede shoes.”

After the performance, a man named Aaron, one of the few men in the room, talks about sticking with the FAA program.

“It wasn’t just one or two donuts,” recounts Aaron. “It was more, more, more until I went into a food coma.”

Much like the Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) program, FAA preaches 12 steps and turning oneself over to a higher power. But they also use a diet plan that eliminates all sugar, flour, wheat, high-fat, and high-carb foods, because those foods are considered “addictive.”

“When we get on a plan of sound nutrition, the cravings go away,” says Judy, another Memphian. “Before I came to this program, I didn’t know that feeling. I always had food thoughts in my head. I didn’t know what full was.”

With a reputation for barbecue and fried foods, Memphis may seem as good a place for an FAA meeting as Milwaukee is for an AA gathering. But Kelly says temptation is the same everywhere. “Everywhere you go, there’s always a donut or a pizza or a cookie,” says Kelly.

Local FAA members meet three times a week in Memphis at St. Louis Catholic Church and Shady Grove Presbyterian Church.

*Those interviewed requested their last names be withheld.