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Neverending Lawler

Memphis wrestler Jerry “The King” Lawler was involved in an automobile accident on Halloween night when 21-year-old driver Melanie Baum ran a red light, totaling Lawler’s car and injuring his girlfriend. Baum wasn’t charged with attempted vehicular regicide but was ticketed for running the light.

Verbatim

“He’s as dead as Elvis.” That’s how former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee described a pheasant he killed on a hunting trip in Iowa last week. Huckabee shot two additional pheasants, killing them both as dead as his presidential campaign.

Memphis as F&#k

SB Nation writer Jake Whitacre compared the Memphis Grizzlies to TV mercenaries The A-Team last week, describing the team as “a crack commando unit sent to prison for refusing to play up-tempo and shoot more threes.” These comments were inspired by a Grizzlies play called “What the F&#k?”

Oops!

Hobby Lobby owners became targets of a federal investigation when customs agents seized hundreds of ancient clay tablets in Memphis in 2011. They were acquired for the Hobby Lobby-funded Museum of the Bible, which is scheduled to open in Washington, D.C. in 2017.

It’s a Sign!

A Memphis-area dry cleaning business has announced that it will not be responsible for any activities carried out in a predetermined order. They won’t be responsible for any buttons, beads, or zippers either.

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The Rant: Glue guns and godliness should not go hand-in-hand.

Well, I was all set to throw my annual summertime bandana bash in my backyard, but now it looks like I’m going to have to boycott Hobby Lobby since they aren’t going to offer insurance to their female employees that pays for certain types of contraception. Dang. No, I’m not going to be able to make hats, skirts, neckties, scarves, shirts, belts, headbands, vests, tablecloths, diapers, whimsically wrapped candleholders, or anything else made from a variety of colorful and versatile bandanas sold at Hobby Lobby with instructions. And it’s too bad because, as Hobby Lobby’s website boasts, these creations are “Sew cute!” Especially when you make all that stuff and have it on little kids and every surface they encounter — all at the same time. It’s like a bandana nightmare.

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Whimsically wrapped candleholders that dangle in the air? I kid you “knot!”

All reproductive rights, privacy issues, discrimination, religious zealotry, Supreme Court madness, and hullabaloo in general over the court’s recent ruling to allow employers to pick and choose contraception options for its female employees aside, the question that keeps nagging me is this: Why did it have to be Hobby Lobby? Why did the United States Supreme Court have to potentially amend the constitution for a grotesque chain of stores that sells grotesque fabrics and grotesque glue guns so people can glue grotesque fabrics to grotesque objects to make them even more grotesque?

It seems like these discriminatory issues are always with companies that are, well, less than dripping with class. Remember the squabble about Cracker Barrel agreeing to an $8.7 million settlement to resolve all the lawsuits filed against them for segregating their African-American customers in the smoking section and denying them service? Again with the icky company. Cracker Barrel. I think I would rather eat some felt food from Hobby Lobby than even walk into a Cracker Barrel. I just can’t stand all that backwoods Americana. Why can’t the Supreme Court rule on companies like Saks or Bergdorf-Goodman so there might be a little splash of panache?

And because this new ruling by the Supreme Court allows this kind of discrimination based on Christian religious beliefs, the LGBT community is upset that it is opening the door for discrimination toward gay people. I hate to break it to you, world, but no self-respecting homosexual worth his or her weight in bandana patch wonderment would go to Hobby Lobby and create the store’s 49-step, do-it-yourself, felt animal farm unless it was for a very, very unusual occasion. At least I hope not. Same with their “Moss that Cross!” decorative crucifix, which, I gather, is made from stacking wooden crosses on top of each other and, for reasons known only to them, applying moss to them with a glue gun. Who thinks these things up? Does moss on a cross have some meaning to which I am not privy? Bendable “Oh, deer me!” foam antlers on a wall mount? Someone would risk falling on a pair of scissors for this? And you thought Armageddon was a myth.

Now, to backtrack just a bit and make a public confession that I’m not sure I’ve ever made: I, too, was once a “crafter.” Yes, during my youth, I became obsessed with candle making. But not just any candles. Mine were wax replicas of jarred food items for the most part. Yes, jelly jars, pickle jars, peanut butter jars, mustard jars — no glass vessel containing food in our refrigerator or pantry was safe from this process. The way it worked was that I would soak the label off the jar while keeping it intact and then fill the jar with the appropriately colored wax, then break the glass from around the hardened wax and place the label back on it and stick a wick in the top. I don’t even know what I did with these works of art, and it is as inexplicable to me now as to why anyone would go to Hobby Lobby and wrap a gourd with yarn and hang costume jewelry from it as a Thanksgiving decoration. What the hell was I thinking? No wonder I spent so much time alone as a kid. That middle school-aged hobby morphed into my more hippie-era crafting phase in high school, when sand candles were the rage. You took a big bucket of sand and dug a freeform hole in it with your hands and then filled the little crater with melted wax. Once cooled, you removed it from the sand and out came a very far-out, amoeba-shaped candle with a sandy surface and you hung them from the ceiling with macramé beaded sling-like holders. They were right there with the glow-in-the-dark music posters and incense burners, and the avocado-green shag carpet in my bedroom had so much sand in it that it was like being at the beach. I even used to dabble in the art of decoupage. Yes, that photo of Leon Russell wearing a big American flag hat was glued right onto my wastebasket and shellacked over until it was all but laminated. I could go on and on but I think that’s enough humiliation for now.

So, yes, the Supreme Court sided with Hobby Lobby on letting them decide women’s reproductive rights for them and that is no laughing matter. I just hope they don’t take their hot glue guns and do anything crazy with them. Glue guns and godliness should not go hand-in-hand.

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The Rant

Remember Earl Butz, the secretary of agriculture under Presidents Nixon and Ford? I’m sorry, of course you don’t. Ask Pops if he remembers Earl Butz. He was a right-winger who favored corporate farming and campaigned to end New Deal programs during the Nixon era, but he was best known for his crude humor and a string of personal gaffes. Butz was ultimately fired for telling a racist joke in the company of white-bucs-and-mayonnaise singer Pat Boone and White House Counsel John Dean, that was so repugnant, even Nixon couldn’t stand to keep him around anymore.

Before that incident, however, Butz received worldwide attention after an international conference in 1974 where he ridiculed Pope Paul VI’s opposition to birth control by saying in a mock-Italian accent: “He no playa the game, he no maka the rules.”

The White House made him apologize to Catholics for his insensitivity, but he had a point. Why should a secretive group of celibate men determine the reproductive health options for a billion women who serve under their religious leadership? Then again, why should five, male, Catholic justices of the Supreme Court be allowed to make laws concerning women’s birth control issues in the good old USA? And in the 21st century. I thought we had settled this argument in the 1960s. To the male members of the Supreme Court: What Earl Butz said.

In its controversial Hobby Lobby decision, the court decided that a closely held public corporation, like the Green family’s Christian bead and thread racket, had the right to a religious exemption in providing certain methods of birth control to their female employees under the Affordable Care Act. Specifically, the Greens’ “sincerely held religious beliefs” prevented them from allowing the IUD or the morning-after pill to be included in the health coverage for more than 13,000 employees, because they believe that anything that interferes with a fertilized egg’s development is akin to abortion.

Until now, the Supreme Court has never declared a for-profit company as a religious organization for purposes of federal law. But since they already declared that corporations are merely people using money as speech, why shouldn’t they give them a religion too? We could have Sunday services in the foyer of Home Depot and Wednesday Bible study at Chik-fil-A. If a corporation declared a religious objection to child labor laws or immunization programs or serving a mixed-race couple in a public restaurant, would that also be covered by the Hobby Lobby decision?

Hobby Lobby pays insurance premiums to big companies that are supposed to cover all their employees’ health needs. Their objection to two forms of female contraception in the great realm of health concerns is merely picking and choosing just whose religious freedom is being impeded — the boss’ or the employee’s. Shouldn’t something as personal as the morning-after pill be a discussion between a woman and her doctor or pharmacist, rather than between a woman and her employer?

A male corporate officer is now legally permitted to say to a female executive, “You can take birth control pills, but don’t let me catch you with an IUD.” Of course, if contraception were the sole responsibility of men, it would be universally mandated. This absurd decision was less about religious freedom than a bunch of cranky old men having another whack at Obamacare. When you pay your monthly health insurance premium, you have no say as to how that money is spent. I don’t like part of my yearly income taxes going to finance wars, but I still pay them. 

The three female justices fiercely dissented, especially Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who wrote a blistering 35-page dissent, saying that the court had “ventured into a minefield,” and enquiring whether there might also be a “religiously grounded objection to blood transfusions (Jehovah’s Witnesses); anti-depressants (Scientologists); or medications derived from pigs (like) anesthesia and intravenous fluids (Muslims, Jews, and Hindus)?” In the wake of the Hobby Lobby decision, leaders of 14 Christian organizations have written a letter to President Obama demanding religious exemption from a pending executive order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against gays in hiring practices. The letter claims, “Without a robust religious exemption this expansion of hiring rights will come at an unreasonable cost to the common good, national unity, and religious freedom.”

Really? What’s next? Who eats at the drug store lunch counter? These 14 Christian groups wish to reserve the right to discriminate against the gay, lesbian, and transgender community, because that’s what Jesus would do?

What has just happened is the Supreme Court has unconstitutionally declared an official state religion, and until a Congress emerges with the courage to confront them, that religion is right-wing, conservative Christianity.

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Q & A with Ashley Coffield

The Affordable Care Act (ACA) giveth, and the Supreme Court taketh away. At least that’s the case for women affected by the high court’s June 30th ruling in favor of Hobby Lobby and Conestoga Woods, both companies claiming that having to cover birth control in their employer health plans violates the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

The ACA mandated that employers with 50 or more employees cover preventative health-care, such mammographies, colorectal cancer screenings, flu vaccines, or birth control. Although some religious nonprofits were exempt from covering birth control, for-profit businesses were required to until last week.

The national Planned Parenthood organization fought to have birth control included with other preventative health-care under the ACA. Ashley Coffield took a few minutes to discuss the broader implications of the birth control ruling and other legal matters regarding women’s reproductive health.

Flyer: can for-profit employers now deny coverage of other preventative services or just birth control?

Coffield: The Supreme Court ruling was really specific to what two contraceptives these two plaintiffs had a problem with. That was IUCs (intrauterine contraception) and emergency contraception. But I think anyone who reads [the ruling] realizes that this really opens the door to organizations with other religious objections to health-care services bringing complaints. That could include blood transfusions, vaccines, mental health care, or other types of contraception.

Can you talk a little more about specific forms of birth control in the Hobby Lobby case.

IUCs can be implanted in the uterus or in the arm. It provides hormonal birth control for many years. And the morning-after pill is like a high dose of birth control pills. You have a 72-hour window before the egg can be fertilized, so no fertilization takes place in either case. What is interesting to me is you can bring a religious objection to something that isn’t scientifically factual. I can understand bringing a religious objection to something that actually was abortion, but this is not.

What will be the cost to women affected by this ruling?

Pills might cost $40 to $50 a month, maybe even higher. An IUC plus the insertion could be $1,200. That could be as much as a low-wage worker makes in a month. The point Justice [Ruth Bader] Ginsberg made in her opinion was that high cost.

Can’t birth control also be used for other health reasons?

Yes. Women of reproductive age who are being treated for cancer often have to take hormonal birth control for health reasons. And it treats endometriosis, ovarian cysts, and premenstrual pain. It regulates cycles. There are all kinds of reasons to use hormonal birth control.

The Supreme Court also recently struck down a buffer zone law in Massachusetts that kept anti-abortion protesters from getting too close to patients. Does that set a precedent for other states?

I think it does. There’s a buffer zone law in Maine that may be called into question. In Colorado, there’s a bubble that gives people personal space, and that may be called into question. In Tennessee, we do not have a buffer zone law. At Planned Parenthood, we have a natural buffer zone because we have a parking lot that surrounds our building, and protesters are not allowed on private property.

There seems to be a lot of blows to women’s reproductive rights lately. Is there anything else of concern in the pipeline?

None of the hospital-admitting privileges cases [which require that doctors who perform abortions at clinics have such privileges], including in Alabama, Mississippi, Wisconsin, and Texas, are going to reach the Supreme Court in the near future. They are winding their way through the lower courts now. Considering the decisions they’ve made recently, the Supreme Court could uphold this type of law, and that would have disastrous consequences for abortion access in communities in which religiously affiliated hospitals refuse to offer privileges to physicians who perform abortions. Private hospitals that have no accountability to the community should not have this power over women’s access to abortion.