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A New Forecast

Another day begins. I make a lovingly handcrafted cortado on my $450 espresso machine and pull up a chair in my all-electric kitchen with its artisanal subway tile and granite countertops. I take a sip. Mmm, frothy and smooth. Life is lovely. I open the New York Times app on my new iPhone 16 Pro, and like all good liberal elites, I play Wordle (got it in three, natch), the Mini Crossword, and Connections. 

Morning brain exercises done, I scan the weekly forecast on my weather app before checking in with headquarters. Things look great for Memphis and most of the South for the next few days — sunny and mild — and I’m guessing our leaders in the Democrat Weather Manipulation System (DWMS) will let it stay that way, at least, for now. We don’t want to raise any more suspicions, especially since so many MAGAs appear to be catching on to us. 

Fortunately for us, it’s too late for them to do much about it. We kicked their clueless butts big-time a couple weeks ago with hurricanes Helene and Milton, and they never saw it coming, except for that cursed Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s been on the case ever since we used our space lasers to ignite the California wildfires a few years back. Thankfully, we’ve managed to marginalize her enough — using our allies in the liberal media — that most Americans still think she’s a moron. Mission accomplished! So far. 

We can’t afford to get complacent, though. Taking control of the weather was a tremendous feat, but there’s only so much bad weather you can inflict on red states before everyone figures it out. It all comes down to getting Comrade Kamala into office. Once that’s done, then we’ll be free to establish the rest of our agenda. Mwah-ha-ha! 

First, we’ll invite brown- and black-skinned countries to send us all the inmates in their prisons. Then we’ll give them weapons and all the pets they can eat as soon as they cross the open border. Have fun, MAGA-troids.

Once that’s done, we’ll mandate that all cars and trucks be electric-powered and limit them to a 50-mile limit. Boats will have to use electric batteries that will be so large they won’t be able to float, thereby exposing passengers to sharks. Let’s see you try that MAGA boat parade now, you nimrods.  

Then, of course, federal agents of the Deep State will begin confiscating all gas stoves and requiring that kitchen appliances be run on solar power. If it’s a cloudy day, no cooking for you, Bubba! Have a salad. It’s better for you anyway. Airplanes will also be required to use solar power. Better stay above the clouds if weather moves in. Just sayin’. 

And we progressives will begin quickly implementing our Big Wind initiative by requiring utilities use only windmills to power our homes. Sure, when the wind’s not blowing, you won’t be able to watch TV, but so what? Read a book, preferably one by Ellen DeGeneres or Oprah Winfrey. Or, if you’re really bored, go out to the nearest windmill and pick up some dead eagles. They taste like chicken. 

Okay, you’ve probably figured out by now that I’m being sarcastic, riffing on the absurd fears being pushed by Republican candidates — from the top of the ticket to the bottom — during the current campaign. Enough humor. Here’s what they’re really afraid of:

That Democrats will pass a law outlawing gerrymandering, so that politicians can’t geographically design their districts and stay in office indefinitely. That Democrats will ban assault weapons and begin enacting real gun reform. That Democrats will expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices, establish an enforceable code of judicial ethics, and install 15-year term limits. That Democrats will overturn Citizens United, the decision that allowed big money into our politics. That Democrats will recognize that climate change is real and institute substantive environmental protections. That a Democratic president will appoint an attorney general that actually goes after the former president for his crimes. And finally, that Democrats will guarantee a woman’s right to choose what she does with her own body.

That’s it. That’s what they fear. Well, that, and the fact that we now control the weather. Mwah-ha-ha! Have a nice day. For now. Heh. 

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Housing Authority

Bobby Hensley, executive director of the Biloxi Housing Authority, has known easier times. Before Hurricane Katrina devastated the Mississippi coastline, the former Memphian lived with his wife in a condo on the beach in East Biloxi near Beau Rivage casino. His building made it through the storm, but it was gutted, and now Hensley sleeps most nights in a FEMA trailer while his wife stays in Memphis in a house the Hensleys have been trying to sell for three years.

On August 29, 2005, the Biloxi Housing Authority had 36 employees. That number has since dropped to 18. “And we’ve got a lot more to do,” Hensley says. “We’ve got so much more to do than we’ve done before.”

A massive housing development for seniors is nearing completion in East Biloxi. Hensley is proud to say that when it opens later this year, it will be the first public construction project to be completed since Katrina.

“We had two larger seniors facilities that were completely wiped out, and we understand they’re not going to build back,” Hensley says.

The seniors housing project was built so quickly in part because the Housing Authority had access to qualified workers who lived near the work site. Most of the Bay St. Louis-based workers who lost their homes in the hurricane moved into a camp of FEMA trailers located a few hundred yards from the project.

The Biloxi Sun Herald has run a series of stories about how, in spite of lingering unemployment, many recovering businesses in the region have been having trouble finding employees. Though one University of Southern Mississippi professor claimed this was a preexisting condition exacerbated by the storm, most blame the phenomenon on the lack of housing and, more specifically, the lack of lower- and middle-income housing.

“Nobody is living in Waveland because there are no homes for them to live in,” Habitat for Humanity’s Wendy McDonald was quoted as saying. “Who’s going to work at Lowe’s or Home Depot or anyplace?”

“We’ve seen a lot of commercial growth [on the Mississippi Gulf Coast] but not much in the way of creating affordable or middle-class housing,” Hensley says, adding that inflated property values have compounded the problem. “There’s a lot of frustration with insurance companies [not paying enough to rebuild], and everyone knows that if they can rebuild, they’ll have to build their properties [higher]. It costs a lot more to build up in the air than it does to build on a slab.” Land prices reflect that frustration, as does a general sense that casino and condo developers plan to buy up East Biloxi.

The inflated property values have combined with newly inflated insurance rates to make Hensley’s job even more difficult. “Insurance just isn’t reasonable,” he says. “Federal flood insurance only covers up to $250,000, and since we’ve got four- and six-plexes that are worth more than that, we’ve got to take out additional policies. Flood insurance that cost $10,000 a year ago is $150,000 now.”

The Biloxi Housing Authority has approached Keesler Air Force Base about land to build affordable housing on, and it has looked into school-owned properties. “We’d like to go after public properties first and stay away from high speculative costs,” Hensley says. “Otherwise we’ll have to go north of the bay.”

Hensley says moving the bulk of Biloxi’s affordable housing north is doable but problematic for two reasons: It takes housing farther away from available jobs and moves it into an area that is currently lacking basic infrastructure.

“There’s no public transportation there,” he says. “No water, no sewer.”

Hensley is also discouraged that the federal government hasn’t come through with funding.

“We received $7 million in emergency funding from HUD, and that’s all,” he says. “We’ve heard a lot of promises, and I’m sure something will eventually be done, but right now there’s no light at the end of the tunnel.”

Hensley believes that inflated land prices will eventually self-correct as people begin to understand that the casinos and condo developers can’t buy everything. He thinks it will take much longer to work out the insurance problem.

“This was a once-every-1,000-years storm,” he says. “And I think a lot of people have overreacted. I think FEMA has overreacted in some of the regulations for people who want to rebuild. Insurance companies have definitely overreacted with their prices.”

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Coast Towns

In February 2006, nearly six months after Hurricane Katrina cut a 200-mile gash across Mississippi, the Magnolia State still looked like a war zone. Chris Davis

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More than 65,000 houses had been destroyed, and the damage estimates had climbed to $125 billion. In Biloxi alone, three out of four homes sustained damage, and of those, nearly half were considered irreparable. Demolished neighborhoods were strewn with muddy toys. Furniture hung from trees like surreal fruit. Cars were still in ditches, piled on top of one another. The mangled skeletons of fast-food joints and gas stations decorated the beachfront. To anyone who hadn’t witnessed the digging-out process firsthand, it looked like Katrina might have hit the day before. Everyone I interviewed on that trip, from Biloxi mayor A.J. Holloway to the man on the street, expressed the same sentiment: Things are really bad right now, but there will be visible progress in the next six months. Some, like Holloway, were generally optimistic; others just seemed to need hope in order to press on in their unrelentingly primitive circumstances.

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Six months later, the Gulf Coast is showing some signs of improvement, although it would be a stretch to say that things appear to be much better. Tons of rubble have been carted away, but the area still looks like a war zone. Neighborhoods reduced to splinters by Katrina have been converted into sprawling trailer parks with temporary porches and plumbing. Communities where the damage was severe but not terminal remain as empty as an Old West ghost town, with gaping holes in the walls and ceilings of every home. In some areas, the rumble of earth-moving vehicles blends with the sounds of busy saws and hammers, but it seems like the exception rather than the rule. Little, red “For Sale” signs dominate the landscape.

On Thursday, August 31st, the sumptuous Beau Rivage casino reopened on the beach in Biloxi, creating nearly 4,000 new jobs and an atmosphere of renewed hope. Casino employees paraded through the street in front of dignitaries such as Senator Trent Lott and Holloway. Mississippi governor Haley Barbour hailed the event as a “milestone in the recovery of the coast.”

“[The casino opening] underscores an important message that Mississippi is again open for business,” Barbour said. “The private sector will determine the success of our efforts to build a Mississippi that is bigger and better than ever.”

Even with commercial growth and the steady rebirth of the Gulf’s tourist industry, unemployment throughout the region ranges from 10 to 15 percent. Chris Davis

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In spite of the obvious need for jobs, many businesses in Biloxi, Bay St. Louis, Pass Christian, and Waveland are unable to keep regular hours due to a lack of manpower, and “Help Wanted” signs are almost as common as the ones reading “For Sale.” Business owners, according to reports in the Biloxi Sun Herald, blame the situation on the area’s lack of housing.

Property values have soared as homeowners, frustrated by their inability to get insurance companies to pay a fair price for damage incurred and daunted by new building codes and inflated insurance premiums, are hoping to sell their land to casino and condo developers. This, along with the federal government’s failure to produce funding beyond an initial $7 million HUD emergency grant, has further hindered the development of affordable middle-class housing. Chris Davis

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The Gulf Coast may be less cluttered than it was six months ago, but the damage is no less shocking. And while there is no doubt that many aspects of Mississippi’s tourist industry are bouncing back, the human disaster can still be easily measured in the number of tents, trailers, and ruins that dominate the landscape. Mississippi may be “open for business,” but beyond the beautifully appointed casinos, it’s understaffed and keeps irregular hours. Reservations are advised. Chris Davis

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Although much of the rubble has been removed and

temporary fences have been erected, vast portions of the

Mississippi Gulf Coast are still in ruins.

Bay St. Louis’ historic downtown was wrecked by Katrina. Many buildings not demolished by wind and rain were made uninhabitable by human waste and black mold. The road separating downtown from the beachfront had been completely erased but is slowly being reconstructed. Some buildings that seemed unsalvageable are being rehabilitated, but much of the town still looks the same as it did six months ago. Chris Davis

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It’s difficult to measure the devastation in places like Waveland, where many neighborhoods were completely blown away. Many former residents have hung flags and signs to speak for them in their absence. Lower photos: In February, the Biloxi Community Center housed FEMA and a not-for-profit group called Midwest Help. It was also a relief station for National Guardsmen. Midwest Help was evicted in late February and FEMA has moved. On September 2, 2006, the building was open and empty.

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Dodging Responsibility

In movies and math, there’s a phenomenon called the butterfly effect. A wing flap anywhere in the world can alter everything in the universe. In the case of insurance companies and Hurricane Katrina, the relationship is tighter. A hurricane in New Orleans will affect premiums in New York, Florida, Maine, California, and elsewhere. It’ll take federal and state intervention to mitigate this problem.

Katrina destroyed homes along 70 miles of the Mississippi Gulf Coast. And another storm’s been brewing there ever since: a set of lawsuits against five major insurance companies for shirking post-Katrina claims. The lawsuits, filed by famed litigator Richard Scruggs, cover 4,000 families, including Scruggs’ brother-in-law, Mississippi senator Trent Lott.

All that’s left on the plot of land that was Lott’s home is brown-twig lawn. His insurance company of 40 years — the nation’s largest insurer, State Farm — refused to pay for damage. As with other homes, State Farm contended the cause of the damage was flooding, something the company was not required to cover. That was despite Lott’s 34-year record of opposing corporate regulation.

State Farm didn’t value that record any more than Lott’s home, treating him like all policyholders: badly. This highlights one indisputable fact. Corporate America may generally discriminate against the less wealthy, but nature and insurance companies are equal-opportunity offenders.

Scruggs and other lawyers aren’t suing just about refusal to pay; the suits allege national, systemic fraud and consultant-concocted ways of shirking claims and stretching payment periods.

Scruggs also has evidence of collusion in engineering reports from firms used to evaluate homes for claims. The story goes: Give us (the insurance company) a report we like (that says we don’t have to pay), or keep coming back until you do. With tens of billions of dollars of unpaid claims at stake, it’s a strategy neither insurance nor engineering firms want illuminated in court.

Meanwhile, insurers pulled policies on the Gulf and Atlantic coasts, increased deductibles and premiums, jacked up rates for late payments, and piled more risk on customers. State regulators allowed this because insurance companies moaned that reinsurance companies (which insure insurers but have zero responsibility to consumers) doubled their premiums and they need to share the cost.

The result of all this is that a disaster in 2006 or later will hit policyholders with greater losses than last year. Meanwhile, insurance company profits have nearly doubled, from $22 billion to $43 billion, in the past six years. Even with Katrina, the industry posted its largest surplus in 2005.

Attorney Pamela Stuart has a place in Vero Beach, Florida. Her premiums jumped from $1,300 to $3,000 in the past two years. She battles insurance companies for consumers and has helped neighbors decipher their policies: “I spent years as a defense lawyer. For a layperson, though, reading them is painful.”

Other problems linger. A glaring one in the Katrina suits is what constitutes wind damage versus flood damage. Blaming floods is the industry’s “get out of payment free” card. But for the decimated coastal homes, it’s a seismic leap to proclaim the cause was spontaneous flood rather than wind-caused storm surge.

Another dilemma is the lack of federal oversight of the industry, leaving states hostage to insurers. While many insurers pulled coverage from Louisiana, Alabama, and Florida, remaining ones hiked premiums. When Mississippi attorney general Jim Hood commenced investigations after Katrina, insurance firms threatened to bolt.

It’s one thing when a senator has his house blown down. But, for lasting reform, we need more federal and state supervision and fewer leniencies with reinsurance and insurance-company price hikes and reneged claims.

Additionally, having the Federal Trade Commission regulate insurance companies alongside states would mitigate their power. Congress should pass the honesty bill to show support extending beyond Katrina. The role of insurance companies is to insure. Regardless of weather, they should be held accountable to that promise. That’s what the companies signed up for.

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Q&A: Jim Carlton, ecologist/biologist

When Jim Carlton was 14, he found an exotic specimen in San Francisco Bay, and his whole life changed. No, he wasn’t an instant celebrity, but he had found his life’s passion: ecology.

Now a professor of marine science, Carlton devotes his professional life to studying the relationships between organisms and their environments. And like the other 3,000 ecologists who gathered last week at the Cook Convention Center for the 91st annual Ecological Society of America meeting, Carlton is concerned. He recently took a class to New Orleans to study how Hurricane Katrina affected the nearby bayous, coastal areas, and barrier islands, and said what he saw was sobering. Louisiana is disappearing underwater at the rate of about 18 football fields of land a day due to inadequate levees and to hurricanes fueled by climate change.

The Flyer talked with Carlton to get his prescription for a healthier environment.

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Flyer: How does the Memphis heat make you feel about global warming?

Jim Carlton: (laughs) It’s nice and toasty here.

What should we learn from Katrina?

It’s a challenge to build on the fragile edge. The land is sinking, and the sea is rising. The most recent study indicates that hurricanes are increasing because of global warming. It’s a tricky thing, yet we appreciate and know that this is where people live.

Why should George Bush — or anyone — care about the declining habitats of species he’s never heard of?

Politicians need to understand the economic links to all this — that as we mess with the environment, public health is affected. The economy is affected. Quality of life is affected. Even down to the level of the little nematode [worm], these are signals of environmental change. If I see something changing in a little bayou, it’s probably a harbinger of things to come.

Environmental awareness seems to be a rising trend: Is green the new black?

Being green is getting greener, so it remains a very popular goal — especially among industry, because they think if they’re greener they’ll have more customers. ExxonMobil and Shell want to look green whether they’re green or not, so yeah, I think it’s certainly part of a much larger environmental movement. No question about it. There are more people today interested and concerned about the environment than ever before, and I don’t think it’s going to go away.

What can the average person actually do?

I think citizen involvement is incredibly important. If you go on a hiking trip or to a lake, you’ll never meet a scientist. The eyes and ears of the public are extremely important in letting us know what’s going on. The public thinks that scientists know what’s going on, but in fact, the first reports of exotic species are often from a fisherman or a hiker, someone who’s lived in the same area all their lives and sees something that they’ve never seen before. So I encourage the public to be very proactive, beyond just writing a letter to your congressman, which most people will not do. They think it has no effect, but in fact, it does.