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HEELS: Good People Doing Bad Things

Good People Even Do Bad Things is the title of the new HEELS album. “That is a Mr. Rogers reference,” says Joshua McLane, who is one half of HEELS. “And also an Insane Clown Posse reference.”

“It’s a Mr. Rogers sample that’s at the beginning of a song by the Insane Clown Posse,” says Brennan Whalen, the other half.

“Every time we come home from a tour, we listen to the same Insane Clown Posse song called ‘Southwest Song,'” McLane says.

The song means they’re off the road and headed home, he says. “To a certain degree, it means if ‘Southwest Song’ is playing, it’s time to wake up because you’re about to have to pull some gear into the house before you go home.”

To raise money to make the record, which was produced by Toby Vest and Pete Matthews, McLane sold “hundreds of comic books” and “dozens of wrestling toys.” They also held a raffle. Whoever won the raffle got to shock McLane and Whalen, who were wearing dog collars, with a remote control. “There was one dude that held it down for a little too long,” Whalen says. “This one random dude who put in like 100 bucks.”

Last March, HEELS signed with Altercation Records. “It’s a punk label out of Austin and New York City,” McLane says. Which means he and Whalen don’t have to “physically put those albums in those record stores.”

McLane and Whalen bonded in 2012 when they were in the metal band, Hombres. Whalen wrote a song, “Our Savage Lord,” which was about wrestler Randy Savage. McLane and Whalen began hanging out, watching wrestling together. Whalen wanted to continue playing his Americana-style solo songs, so he asked McLane if he’d play drums with him. HEELS, a wrestling term for “bad guy,” was formed.

Brennan writes most of the lyrics, and McLane “orchestrates” and also “brings songs to the table.”

“King Drunk,” the first single from the album, is “essentially like a breakup song with my on-again off-again partner — alcohol,” Whalen says.

One of the lines is, “If you see her, tell her I was wrong. If you see her, tell her I didn’t write this song.”

“That’s maybe one of my favorite lines Brennan’s ever, ever written,” McLane says.

Another favorite Whalen line is from “Antics”: “I don’t love you because we’re different. I don’t love you because we’re the same. I don’t love you.”

“‘Bright Red’ is kind of a love song from the point of view of somebody that’s going through dementia,” Whalen says. “So it’s like you’re basically singing to somebody you’re forgetting about.”

“Box of Porn in the Woods” is a “hyper-sexualized love song” to his wife, Whalen says. “It’s about thinking my wife is really hot and also how I want to build a Ted Kaczynski compound somewhere with her out in the middle of the woods.”

McLane wrote the music and lyrics to “Picking Fights Like a Coward,” which he says is “about starting shit with people on local news comment sections at three o’clock in the morning when you want to feel good about yourself. I like quoting Bible verses back to people who are being very racist or hateful.”

He and Whalen didn’t labor over each song for months like they did on their other four recordings. “We didn’t want to, for lack of a better term — ‘Leonard Cohen’ it — keep working on it till it’s just dead in the water. Not fun anymore.”

But each song still sounds like a HEELS song. “It’s still upbeat. It’s Brennan making you very sad with his lyrics while you still love him more, which is just something insanity does. And me getting bored with dynamics very quickly.”

HEELS is the perfect musical partnership, McLane says. “I’ve never been in a band where I could say whatever I want about whatever I want, whether that be with a riff or a lyric or anything. And that’s what this is.

“We’re brutally honest when it comes to ourselves and to each other. And that can’t help but come out in the songs. That, and we just want everybody to think we’re cool.”

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Insane Clown Posse at the Hi-Tone

Insane Clown Posse play the Hi-Tone tonight.

 Let’s play Jeopardy! They took on Sharon Osbourne in a public feud circa Y2K and came out the winners (perhaps that’s because the crux of the dispute happened to be Coal Chamber, her clients at the time). They teamed up with Jack White and Jeff the Brotherhood on a Mozart composition titled “Leck mich im Arsch” that really does have scatological basis (it loosely translates to “Lick my A**”) and really WAS NOT a collaboration born of comic irony.

They spent years doing more of it themselves than most entities acceptably associated with “D.I.Y.” They probably get hundreds of Christmas cards each year from older employees of Faygo Beverages, Inc. They released their first EP in 1991 and that was 14 studio albums, 12 compilation albums, 7 Eps and 37 singles ago.

While the rest of the world got a ton of mileage out of their existence as a generous punchline, a cult of fans coalesced that is more clearly defined, loyal and insular than anything (of its type) ever witnessed in pop culture. They have turned pop/rock history’s notions of “theme” and “concept” into an ongoing and rather complex alternate universe known as the “Dark Carnival Saga” that gives The Illuminatus! Trilogy a run for its money.

They boast what might be the greatest disparity between critical hatred and commercial success in the history of popular music. Their fortuitous decision to don face-paint has made them physically ageless in an era of great ageism while logic would dictate that musical and aesthetic choices should have aged like a Happy Meal in a hot back seat, but no expiration date approaches. They sued the FBI and…well…sort of won. They wrestled for Extreme Championship Wrestling from 1990 to 1997, for the WWF in 1998, the WCW for the next two years, and have performed in the self-formed Juggalo Championship Wrestling (originally known as “Juggalo Championshit Wrestling” because…why not?) ever since.

Three different bonus albums were released in conjunction with their 12th studio effort, The Mighty Death Pop!:

1. A covers album with interpretations of House of Pain, N.W.A. Tears for Fears, Public Enemy, and Christina Aguilera,

2. An hour-long tribute to Too Short’s 1987 porno-narrative “Freaky Tales” (that also shared its title),

 3. A remix/outtakes/unreleased collection that featured guest appearances by Three 6 Mafia, Color Me Badd, Ice Cube, Geto Boys, and Kottonmouth Kings. Their in-house Psychopathic Records (once again distributed by Sony’s RED Distro) has been in operation since 1991 and is a production company that handles professional wrestling, release of music and videos by its massive roster of artists, tons of merchandising, and as of 2010, allegedly generates around $10 million per year in revenue. (They count Pearl Jam and Gong (!?!) among their musical inspirations. And of course, there’s “Miracles.” 

 If your answer was “Who is Tom Waits” or “Who is Fugazi?” then apparently you just stepped from a time machine. That was, of course, a tiny non-chronological snippet of Insane Clown Posse’s last three decades, and however one might feel about their history and static empire, there’s no doubting that it’s one of the only genuine “others” in modern music culture.

As for more recent ICP-related news, in customary macro-style the group released The Marvelous Missing Link: Lost and The Marvelous Missing Link: Found last April and June, respectively. Bringing ICP (and it appears, just ICP…though there will no doubt be some guests of some stripe onstage) to Memphis is the 2nd leg of “The Riddlebox Tour”, named so because the aforementioned two albums constitute the first and second (respectively) parts of the 3rd Joker Card in the second Deck of the Dark Carnival Saga.

It has been announced that summer of 2017 will see the release of the pair’s next studio album, The Diabolical Karma Twins. Tonight’s (Wednesday, 10/5) ICP show marks the group’s Hi-Tone debut after headlining three package tours at The New Daisy since 2009.

Seeing the Hi-Tone undergo a Juggalo transformation for an evening will be interesting, to say the least, and on some (or many) level(s), it may be the craziest show yet to grace the club’s Crosstown location. Doors open at 6pm and the all-ages show will be $23 advance and $25 dos.