KFC – Memphis Flyer

Dream Job

Five lucky participants will clear a cool $1,000 to do what they wanted to do anyway: Eat cheese before bedtime. Fox5-TV reported that Sleep Junkie, a mattress review website, hopes to test the legend that eating cheese before bed causes nightmares, so they’re asking “dairy dreamers” to consume a wide variety of cheeses, log their sleep, and provide feedback about sleep quality, energy levels, and bad dreams. The best part? Participants will be reimbursed for the cheese! The catch: You have to sleep alone. [Fox5, 1/20/2023]

Police Report

A 31-year-old woman was charged with two counts of robbery and possession of a weapon (ahem) on Jan. 22 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, after a puzzling attempt to steal a pizza, the CBC reported. Around 3 a.m., she allegedly entered a crowded restaurant and demanded a pizza, brandishing a firecracker as a threat. She was denied the pie, so she lit the firework and ran off with a pizza. Outside the restaurant, she got into a cab, but the driver asked her to get out because she was being belligerent. When the driver stepped out of the car, she jumped into his seat and took off, dragging the 54-year-old several meters down the street. Officers caught up with the stolen cab and caught the pizza thief when she became stuck in a snowbank. [CBC, 1/23/2023]

That Rule Doesn’t Apply to Me

A dump truck driver in Contra Costa County, California, either couldn’t read or didn’t care when he barreled through a road closure barricade on Jan. 23, KTVU-TV reported, and ended up with his front left wheel in a sinkhole. The “road closed” sign was found beneath his vehicle, and the driver escaped without injury. Excessive rains have caused “flooding, mudslides, sinkholes, and other issues” in the area, county officials noted. [KTVU, 1/23/2023]

Bright Idea

If you’re looking for a crafty project for 2023, the online shop Savor has you covered, Slate reported. For the low, low price of $46.95, you can put together your own “In Case I Go Missing” binder, which Savor says “makes it super easy for the true-crime obsessed to record their key stats for their loved ones.” Those facts include medical and financial information, fingerprints, and lists of “hangout spots.” One woman said she added “a hair sample just in case they need it for DNA testing.” Elizabeth Jeglic, a professor at the John Jay College of Criminal Justice, soothingly says, “The majority of adults will not go missing or be kidnapped.” Her colleague Patrick McLaughlin offers some ideas for the kit, though: recent photos; the unlock code for your phone; pics of tattoos, scars, or birthmarks; handwriting samples — but he warns that such binders might not be admissible as evidence. [Slate, 1/22/2023]

That Guy

Dennis Garsjo, 73, of Glasgow, Montana, may not know your name when he greets you on the street, but he’ll call out to you anyway, using your birthday. “Top of the morning to ya, April 11,” he might say, according to KRTV. Garsjo has memorized more than 3,000 birthdays and says he came by the talent naturally. “My mother remembered all our relatives’ birthdays before she started getting dementia,” he said. “I don’t think my talent is all that special. I’m more impressed by musicians who can play a song from memory on the piano.” Still, residents of Prairie Ridge Village, where he works, enjoy The Birthday Guy, as he’s known, and he loves surprising people with their special day. [KRTV, 1/26/2023]

News You Can Use

KFC Thailand partnered with perfume experts during the Lunar New Year to create what every finger-lickin’ good fan wants: fried chicken incense. Oddity Central reported that the incense sticks look good enough to eat and smell even better. Alas, you can’t buy them: The incense will be awarded through a raffle on KFC Thailand’s Facebook page. [Oddity Central, 1/20/2023]

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Fast food workers with Fight for $15 and a Union in Memphis joined about 100 others earlier this week from St. Louis and Tampa in a strike to protest against unsafe working conditions amid the COVID-19 outbreak.

Tiffany Lowe, an employee at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken, participated in this week’s strike, saying that the current working conditions and lack of protection for workers is “sickening.”

Employees from McDonald’s, Checkers, and Burger King in the three cities also joined the strike.

Lowe said typically employees rally in front of the restaurant, but amid concerns of coronavirus, she and four other coworkers participated in the strike by staying at home on Tuesday.

“Since we are essential workers, we figured that was the way to get people’s attention,” Lowe said. “I’m frustrated, angry, and confused as to why a multi-billion dollar corporation such as KFC wouldn’t give us the things we need to survive like hazard pay, healthcare, and paid sick leave. I mean if they want to call us essential employees then they should make us feel essential, treat us like human beings, and give us what we deserve.”

Lowe worries if she gets sick and cannot work, she won’t be able to support herself: “If I get sick, who’s going to pay for my medical bills? Who’s going to pay for my medicine? I shouldn’t have to rely on the government and taxpayer money. The corporations should pay for it.”

Additionally, Lowe said her and other employees are demanding to have protective gear such as face masks and gloves on the job.

“I have a son with an immune deficiency disease and I’m afraid one day I’ll bring home the virus to him and he’s not going to be able to fight it off,” Lowe said.

Lowe said the company is also putting customers at risk, as employees who are sick are likely to still show up work even if they are sick.

“This job is the only source of income for a lot of us,” she said. “So without working, how would they survive? Some people might come if they’re sick, putting people’s lives at risk.”

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In a memo to guests from last month, Kevin Hochman, president of KFC U.S., assured that the corporation is “focused on taking care of our team members .”

“We’ve been providing them with frequent guidance so they can keep themselves and their families safe,” Hochman said. “Team members who feel sick are staying at home, and rest assured, we’re committed to paying our company-owned restaurant team members for their scheduled or regularly scheduled hours if they are required to self-quarantine or they cannot work because a restaurant temporarily closes. We’ll continue to support our teams 24/7.”

However, Lowe does not work at a company-owned store, but a franchise. She says she has been working at KFC for three years and is only making $8 an hour and is supporting four children, ranging in age from 5 to 18.

KFC is valued at $8.5 billion as of May 2019, according to Forbes. While the average pay for a KFC team member is $9.38 an hour, according to Payscale.com. That equals a little less than $20,000 a year.

“It’s very hard as it is,” Lowe said. “Sometimes I don’t have gas, sometimes I don’t have food, and sometimes I’m not able to get my kids the things they need.”

At the end of the day, Lowe said this pandemic has highlighted the need for fast-food workers’ pay to be raised to $15 an hour, an effort she has personally been fighting for for seven years: “We’re the essential people now. People are depending on us now. And we still aren’t getting paid enough. We need it now. What’s the hold-up?

“They still don’t care. We matter. It’s a multi-billion corporation and it’s no reason for me to be making $8 an hour. Give us what we deserve.”