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Now Playing In Memphis: Classic Rock in Space

Happy Guardians of the Galaxy weekend to all who celebrate! Marvel’s answer to Star Wars works best when the crew, led by Chris Pratt as Star Lord, simply ignores whatever is brewing in the rest of the MCU. This is director James Gunn’s swan song at Marvel, as he was just given the big chair of the rival DC universe, and Dave Bautista’s done with Dax after this one, as well. Karen Gillian, who has long been the best actor in the MCU, finally gets a spotlight worthy of her talents. This is gonna be a hot ticket, so reserve your seats now.

Running into the Guardians buzz saw is the British rom-com What’s Love Got To Do With It? Shazad Latif directs Lily James and Emma Thompson in this acclaimed film, which takes on arranged marriage and the limits of cultural assimilation.

The other attempt at counter-programming against the Guardians juggernaut this weekend is Love Again. You’ve seen this premise before with Sleepless in Seattle, and classic cinephiles will recognize the outlines of the Ernst Lubitsch/Jimmy Stewart masterpiece The Shop Around The Corner. Only this time instead of accidental lonely hearts pen pals or email advice columnists, it’s text messages. We get a reboot of The Shop Around The Corner every time a new communication method become popular.

Director Kelly Reichardt’s latest is a comedy based in the always weird world of art. Showing Up stars Michelle Williams (a frequent Reichardt collaborator) as a mixed media artist preparing for a big show while her world falls apart around her.

On Wednesday night, Indie Memphis is throwing a pay-what-you-can MicroCinema night at Crosstown Theater called “Shifting Lines: New Queer Animation.” The six-film program will include Niki Ang’s terminally charming short “Were You Gay In High School?”

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Pride & Prejudice & Zombies

One of the best stories in the documentary Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films is how ’80s schlockmeister supreme Yoram Globus would go to film market events with a stack of posters for theoretical films that hadn’t yet been made. If he could presell the European distribution rights to a movie called American Ninja, then he would make a movie about an American guy who was a ninja. Something similar seems to have happened with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which started life as a 2009 stunt mashup novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, the mastermind who brought us Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The combination of public domain intellectual property with the age’s favorite monster briefly caught the internet zeitgeist back in 2009, and now that the book has been thoroughly forgotten, the movie it inspired hits theaters in the doldrums of Feburary. You gotta hand it to a title devious enough to part foolish investors from their money in multiple media. I have seen the future, and it is Snakes on a Plane for everyone!

Night of the Living Darcy — proper ladies spar with suitors and the undead in post-zombie England.

As the British say, it does what it says on the tin. You’ve got Liz Bennet (Lily James), the smartest of the five sisters, fighting off suitors who can’t respect her free will. Mr. Wickham (Jack Huston), who you think is good but who turns out to be bad, and Mr. Darcy (Sam Riley) who you think is bad but turns out to be good. The members of the aristocratic love triangle court furtively while scything through hoards of undead English peasants unleashed when the zombie virus migrated from the New World.

I’ll hand it to director Burr Steers: He got the tone just right. When it comes to seriousness, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is somewhere in the neighborhood of the 1966 Batman TV series. Former Doctor Who Matt Smith steals the picture as the clueless, but pious Parson Collins, serving up massive slabs of ham like he worked at the Blue Plate. Also in on the joke is Game of Thrones Lena Headey as the one-eyed Lady Catherine de Bourgh, the richest woman in England who leads the resistance in a final battle against the “ravenous unmentionables.” The script gets a lot of mileage out of creatively mangling Austen’s prose with lines like “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains is looking for more brains.” Verbal sparring between Liz and Darcy is accented with spin kicks, because proper ladies in post-zombie England are naturally trained in kung fu finishing schools. The women fight the undead with sword and musketry, and mankind with heaving bosoms and flaring nostrils.

It’s all in good fun, and I suppose there’s a feminist reading of this bizarre concoction. But it’s nothing Buffy the Vampire Slayer didn’t do much better in 1999 or so. Ultimately, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies fails to justify its own existence. It is a shambling mound of undead intellectual property grimly stomping its way through the world, devouring all dumb money in its path. Surely, the next step is a video game, where you can play as a zombie, or Darcy’s horse. Doesn’t that sound fun? Don’t answer, just look at the poster.

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Cinderella

It was strange to watch Disney’s new, live-action Cinderella so soon after seeing Into the Woods. In Stephen Sondheim’s fairy tale musical mashup, Cinderella, who was played in last year’s film adaption by the extraordinarily talented Anna Kendrick, is a flighty, witty presence who toys with the Prince because she can’t seem to make up her mind about much of anything. But the new Disney Cinderella played by Downton Abbey‘s Lily James is none of those things, which is why Sondheim’s take on the character is labeled “revisionist.” For better or worse, this Cinderella is as familiar and unthreatening as Disney’s branding department needs her to be.

The director Disney chose to revamp the intellectual property Walt appropriated from the cultural commons of fairy tale land is Kenneth Branagh. A prolific Irish stage actor who was hailed as the second coming of Sir Lawrence Olivier, Branagh is no stranger to screen adaptations, having began his film career in 1989 the same way Oliver did in 1944, with a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s Henry V. And while he has done yeoman’s work adopting the Bard over the years (Much Ado About Nothing, Love’s Labour’s Lost, Hamlet), lately, he’s found success adopting Marvel heroes (Thor) and Tom Clancy novels (Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit).

Even working within the Disney corporate environment, Branagh’s hand is evident in Cinderella. He approaches this adaptation in the same classy way he approaches Shakespeare. But here’s the thing: It’s not the Grimm version of the tale he’s adopting, like Sondheim did in Into the Woods. Nor is it the 17th-century French version of the tale Cendrillon, which introduced the Fairy Godmother and the glass slippers. Branagh’s bailiwick is to adopt Disney’s 1950 animated musical Cinderella into a live-action, non-musical version.

I’m still pondering why anyone thought this would be a good idea. Cinderella is extremely important to Disney. It’s widely credited as being the film that saved the studio, reversing Walt’s sliding fortunes after a decade of war and bad luck had pushed him to the brink of bankruptcy. After all, Disneyland’s centerpiece is Cinderella’s Castle. It’s built right into their corporate logo. And no one has been more successful with musicals in the 21st century than Disney, as hordes of parents who can’t get “Let It Go” from Frozen out of their heads will be the first to tell you. So why strip out the music from the corporate flagship, dooming it from the very beginning to be a tinny echo of the original?

Branagh does his best, as he always does, and over all, the production benefits from his taste and style. Cinderella reads Pepys to her melancholy father (Ben Chaplin) after her mother (Hayley Atwell of Agent Carter fame) dies. The diction is much higher than with most movies aimed primarily at preteen girls, with narrator and Fairy God Mother Helena Bonham Carter opining about how “economies were taken” when Cinderella’s father dies offscreen, leaving her stepmother (Cate Blanchett, who steals every scene she’s in) and stepsisters Drisella (Sophie McShera) and Anastasia (Holliday Grainger) without any means of support. James’ Cinderella and the Prince (Richard Madden from Game of Thrones) actually have good chemistry, and they appropriately share some of the film’s best scenes together, such as when Branagh has them circle each other on horseback when they first meet in the forest, and when they steal away during the ball so he can show her his “secret garden.” Visually, the director takes frequent inspiration from the animated version, from the color coding of the wicked stepsisters to the way Cinderella’s pumpkin coach dissolves when the Fairy Godmother’s spell wears off.

Branagh’s swooping camera and sumptuous CGI palaces look good enough, but they can’t replace the classic, hand-drawn animation of the old-school Cinderella. And even without the songs, this version is almost 50 minutes longer than the classic. Most of the extra running time comes in the beginning, when Branagh spends time exploring more of the family’s backstory, although he wisely gives Blanchett’s Wicked Stepmother as much screen time as possible. Cinderella‘s not a bad movie, per se, it’s just turgid, overly long, and desperate for a reason to exist beyond the boffo box office numbers it put up last weekend. But we all know that, for the House of Mouse, $132 million is reason enough.