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MEMernet: Memphis on TikTok, Garth Brooks for Sale on Nextdoor

Who to follow

Still want to know what TikTok is all about (but are afraid to ask)? Follow Memphian @kingthagman. He spoofs other TikTok videos, dances, lip syncs, drinks, hangs with friends, and does it all with an effortless hilarity.

Frampton v. Lee

Peter Frampton (yes, that one) took on Tennessee Governor Bill Lee in a tweet last month, asking, “What possible reason could you have at this point to not issue a mask mandate? This is beyond serious!” We’re still wondering, too.

Friends in Low Prices

Bold Nextdoor user Isabel Coulter recently listed country music mega-star Garth Brooks for sale. The singer was listed for $12, down from the $20 Coulter was asking previously.

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MEMernet: Best of 2020

Best of the Year

Thank you, citizens of the MEMernet. You perfectly captured this wild year online for all of us. Here are some of the year’s best.

Power of a Post

Roxie’s Grocery blew up after an epic and hilarious post from Kim Scott on the Where Black Memphis Eats Facebook page also blew up, proving the power of the MEMernet.

Lloyd, Lloyd

Lloyd Crawford was easily the most-famous star of the MEMernet in 2020. A video captured him confronting a Black Lives Matter supporter in Germantown, telling him, “I’d like you out of my town, quick.” Crawford waddled away leaving many to wonder if he was drunk or (as one on Twitter speculated) he “shate his pants.”

Tweet of the Year

“I thought for sure it would be a Trump war that would bring us ruin. I would never have guessed it would be a plague.” — John Paul Keith

Editor’s Pick

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MEMernet: A Binghamptom Wedding, a Midtown/Germantown Feud, and a Real-Life Grinch

Never Know

Nextdoor user Cindy Brandon wrote last week, “Never know what you’ll see in Binghampton. There was a wedding today, I guess, at Blessed Sacrament church in Binghampton and we live across the street. They had horses and a mariachi band. I absolutely love Midtown Memphis.”

Feud Remembered

The Historic Memphis Facebook group brought back some jokes from the ’70s-era Germantown/Midtown feud.

John O’Bryan posted, “Do you know why Germantown house wives never host orgies? Too many thank you notes to write.”

Tim Gibson wrote, “Memphis will never fall in the river because Germantown sucks.”

Tweet of the Week

@tamisawyer: “Pro Tip: Instead of bottle service, you can buy Veuve at @joeswines & sparklers online and it’ll come out cheaper and without COVID-19.”

You’re a Mean One

Dennis Ostrow called out a real-life Grinch with a security-cam photo on Nextdoor last week after the guy stole Ostrow’s Christmas lights.

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MEMernet: Steve Harvey at Mahogany and Ja Morant Meets Ja Raffe

Harvey & Mahogany

Comedian/game show host/radio show host Steve Harvey hyped a Memphis restaurant Monday on his radio show, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. According to those on the Where Black Memphis Eats Facebook group, Harvey and his wife were seen this weekend eating at Mahogany Memphis, the upscale Southern restaurant in Chickasaw Oaks Village. He bragged on the restaurant on the show and mentioned it was Black-owned.

Ja Meets Ja

A Grizzly met a giraffe last week when Ja Morant met Ja Raffe, the Memphis Zoo’s new baby giraffe named for Morant. The two met Friday and made some MEMernet gold.

Posted to Twitter by @memgrizz

In his own Twitter video of the meet-up, Morant said, “If I ever did a dunk contest, I’m taking my son [Ja Raffe] with me. I’m going to jump over him.”

Morant’s zoo visit also included visits to other animals. He fed Rhatu, the Sumatran tiger, by flinging a Flintstones-sized drumstick into the enclosure. He had to clear the moat, though. He did. He shot. He scored.

Posted to Twitter by the Memphis Zoo

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MEMernet: 69 Degrees at 4:20, Fire at Mud Island, and a Free but(t) Loved Couch

Nice

“Memphis was dank earlier today.”

Posted to Reddit by u/jkillz87

No chill, 2020

“Well, the Mud Island Marina is burning down. Par for the course in 2020.”

Posted to Reddit by u/JesusLanaPhrasing

Cheeky Couch

This free couch had been nothing but(t) loved. “Comfy, just needs to be recovered,” reads the curb alert post from Nextdoor last week.

Posted to Nextdoor by Ashton S.

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MEMernet: Reddit Bonanza!

Memphis dazzled on Reddit last week. Here are just a few examples.

Interesting as Duck

A gif of the Peabody Hotel duck march made the front page in a post to the r/interestingasfuck subreddit. In 24 hours, the post had more than 87,500 upvotes, 1,200 comments, and the gif had been viewed 3.5 million times.

Murica

This old (2019) tweet resurfaced over on the r/Murica subreddit.

This. This right here.

The winner of the snarkiest bumper sticker in Memphis goes to …

Posted to r/memphis by u/betweenthewinds

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MEMernet: Minecraft Pyramid, ‘NIMBY Fear’

Minecraft Pyramid

YouTuber Bubbaflubba built Bass Pro Shops at the Pyramid in just over five days … in Minecraft. The game’s creative mode allows players to build anything, and Bubbaflubba has built the White House, the Disneyland Castle, and a Las Vegas hotel and casino.

It’s pretty clear Bubbaflubba ain’t from ’round here, though. In the YouTube video of the Pyramid build, he said, “It’s just so funny. I don’t know how they got the idea to build a pyramid into a shop like this.” Neither do we, Bubbaflubba.

‘NIMBY Fear’

Smoke still rises from a Facebook dumpster fire lit more than two weeks ago by Jason Jackson, a principal at brg3s architects, on the Make Memphis! group page.

Jackson said there’s “NIMBY fear pushing for preservation and the creation of ‘Landmarks Districts.'” Such sites “can perpetuate a divisive form of nostalgia that supports and validates racism and exclusion.” He pointed to such a designation underway now for the Vollintine-Evergreen neighborhood.

The city’s preservationists arrived with strong words of their own. Gordon Alexander, president of the Midtown Action Coalition, wrote, “Delivering a manifesto basically calling neighborhood associations and activist organizations trying to preserve the character of Midtown as Neanderthals who are ‘reinforcing structural racism’ is way over the top.”

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MEMernet: Steve Cohen Is Buying The Mets?

MEMernet: Steve Cohen Is Buying The Mets?

Most times missives from the MEMernet don’t merit a News Blog post of their own. But this one does.

The Wednesday cover of USA Today claimed Steve Cohen bid more than $2.4 billion to buy the New York Mets. For the story, the paper ran a photo of Rep. Steve Cohen (D-Memphis), not New York billionaire Steve Cohen.  

The paper is the flagship publication of Gannett Co., owner of the Memphis daily Commercial Appeal newspaper. That might explain some confusion. Also, Rep. Cohen is in a baseball cap in the photo and he could be, maybe, might be in a baseball stadium somewhere. Or, maybe it’s a tennis thing? Hard to know.

But one thing is clear: USA Today got their Steve Cohens mixed up. The announcement did not go unnoticed by Rep. Bill Pascrell Jr. (D-New Jersey).

“Congrats to my friend @RepCohen on purchasing the @NewYorkMets! @USATODAY,” Pascrell tweeted.

Cohen took it in stride.

“Unfortunately it’s the other Steve Cohen. @BillPascrell, who knew? They say any press is good press! @USAToday @Mets,” Cohen tweeted back.

Gannett gaffes aren’t new, not in Memphis anyway. Former Flyer columnist Chris Davis owned the Gannett gaffe beat for us in his ongoing Fly on the Wall segment called “Dammit Gannett.” But the paper has gotten better of late. (Or, maybe we’re not aware of it anymore since Davis left.)

But — O.K. — two Cohens, and one’s in a ball cap at a ball game, maybe. And the names are homonyms. It’s not as bad as the time the CA confused Lucero for Lucero in announcing the 2018 lineup for the Mempho Music Festival?

Lucero (left) and Lucero (right)

Here’s how Davis reported the mix-up at the time:

“When the bot and/or out-of-towner editing Memphis’ daily paper can’t distinguish between Lucero the Mexican entertainer and Lucero the enormously popular Memphis band, there’s a problem. When said bot and/or out-of-towner turns to a general image search instead of scanning the local paper’s own archives, it’s really bad.”

Also, do y’all remember when we still had music festivals? 

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MEMernet: Who Pooted? and Best of Nextdoor

Who Pooted?

Flyer columnist emeritus Chris Davis clapped eagle eyes on this Memphis beauty last week, posted behind a fence facing Danny Thomas Boulevard. Then, he thankfully posted it to Facebook.

I quote: “40 Yrs. of Straight Turd Chasin’.”

Best of Nextdoor

“Wanted everyone to know that this morning while at Dollar General, I was called a bitch by the cashier.”

Posted to Nextdoor by Melissa Bowers

“So, this is super weird, but this morning I found a skull on my front porch??”

Posted to Nextdoor by Kyndal Ellzey

“There is a terrible outdoor sign next to Chipotle on Union Ave. showing a picture of what looks like a human foot rotting.”

Posted to Nextdoor by Sarah Mckeever

Just to put this next one in context: Someone posted about a bad, coronavirus-related experience they had at I Love Waffle Cream, the new ice cream shop in Cooper-Young. The comments were what you think they’d be until this lady blasts in like Leeroy Jenkins.

“Y’all, please stop talking about rudeness and danger at this place. Don’t they serve store-bought Blue Bell ice cream? The warm weather is almost over and y’all are wasting precious calories on Blue Bell ice cream that’s been at Kroger since Jesus died on the cross. Please get yourselves to Sweet Magnolia Gelato downtown on South Main. DELICIOUS! I mean just DELICIOUS!!”

Posted to Nextdoor by Nichole Saulsberry-Scarboro

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MEMernet: Laura’s Lightning, No More Noodles, and Pancho’s Search

Laura’s Lightning

Amazing images of Hurricane Laura in Memphis were posted last week.

Posted to Reddit by u/tacojohn48

Posted to Instagram by Choose 901

Lucky Cat

In an Instagram post, Lucky Cat Ramen announced it would close.

“No more noodles for awhile,” Lucky Cat said in the post. “This pandemic has been brutal and it looks like we’re another casualty. We [love] you so much and hope to be back soon. #loveyou.”

Pancho Search

Pancho’s Cheese Dip created auto-filled search results in an Instagram post last week.

The search for “Pancho’s” yielded results like “Pancho’s where buy at 1 a.m.,” and the best one, “Pancho’s baby name legal?”