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MEMernet: More Memphis on TikTok, Garfield on Nextdoor

Subtle Memphis

On TikTok, @whosdorii explained (yes, in June, but it’s still great) the difference in Memphis and the rest of the state. For her, it’s as subtle as the slightly different bass riffs from Queen’s “Under Pressure” and Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby.” Check it out. It’ll make sense.

Finally?

“This is your reminder that even after yesterday’s riots, Gov. Bill Lee has still not recognized Joe Biden as President-Elect,” reads a Thursday Facebook post from Future 901, the progressive political group in West Tennessee. Lee did not publicly do this until Friday, when he said he’d been working with the Biden transition team.

Flip to our “Capitol Responses” story in this issue for more local responses to last week’s insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.

Garfield. Yep.

Bartlett-area Nextdoor user Belinda Gottshall has been slowly parting with an impressive collection of Garfield memorabilia. Since early December, she’s listed for sale a Garfield Boy Scout bank ($20), Garfield and Friends Beanie Babies ($70), Garfield cookie jar ($80), Garfield glass bank ($10), Garfield piggy bank ($50), a Garfield-dressed-as-a-McDonald’s-manager plush toy ($30), and a Garfield doll dressed as a fan of NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin ($50).

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MEMernet: Memphis on TikTok, Garth Brooks for Sale on Nextdoor

Who to follow

Still want to know what TikTok is all about (but are afraid to ask)? Follow Memphian @kingthagman. He spoofs other TikTok videos, dances, lip syncs, drinks, hangs with friends, and does it all with an effortless hilarity.

Frampton v. Lee

Peter Frampton (yes, that one) took on Tennessee Governor Bill Lee in a tweet last month, asking, “What possible reason could you have at this point to not issue a mask mandate? This is beyond serious!” We’re still wondering, too.

Friends in Low Prices

Bold Nextdoor user Isabel Coulter recently listed country music mega-star Garth Brooks for sale. The singer was listed for $12, down from the $20 Coulter was asking previously.

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MEMernet: A Binghamptom Wedding, a Midtown/Germantown Feud, and a Real-Life Grinch

Never Know

Nextdoor user Cindy Brandon wrote last week, “Never know what you’ll see in Binghampton. There was a wedding today, I guess, at Blessed Sacrament church in Binghampton and we live across the street. They had horses and a mariachi band. I absolutely love Midtown Memphis.”

Feud Remembered

The Historic Memphis Facebook group brought back some jokes from the ’70s-era Germantown/Midtown feud.

John O’Bryan posted, “Do you know why Germantown house wives never host orgies? Too many thank you notes to write.”

Tim Gibson wrote, “Memphis will never fall in the river because Germantown sucks.”

Tweet of the Week

@tamisawyer: “Pro Tip: Instead of bottle service, you can buy Veuve at @joeswines & sparklers online and it’ll come out cheaper and without COVID-19.”

You’re a Mean One

Dennis Ostrow called out a real-life Grinch with a security-cam photo on Nextdoor last week after the guy stole Ostrow’s Christmas lights.

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MEMernet: Demographics, Catalytic Converters, and a Lost Duck

Memphis Rides

Posted to Reddit u/betweenthewinds

Catalytic

At least five Nextdoor users have had the catalytic converters stolen from their parked cars in recent weeks. The thieves strike at night and surprise the car’s owner with a mess in the morning.

“According to the repair shop, I’m the 9th person they’ve seen in two weeks,” Zach Carr wrote in a post last week.

Just Ducky

It’s the magic of the internet, really. Last week, Nextdoor user Ashley Bruneau found a duck and posted its photo with a simple plea: “Is this your duck?”

Yep. Within a day, the duck was digitally reunited with its owners. Stephanie and Ti-Pei Feng claimed it. But as of press time the two had not been able to contact the original poster. Now we wait.

Tweet of the Week

@Midtownbuck put Trump’s motorcade crowd into perspective in a weekend tweet.

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MEMernet: Trump Parks on the Greensward and “Tower of Babel Project”

Nextdoor Politics

Rhonda Young’s “guy on a bike” post blew up on Nextdoor last week, clocking in at 131 comments as of press time.

“I was just sitting on my front porch and a skinny white guy rode by on his bike and yelled ‘go back to Europe, cracker,'” Young said. “Not sure what to make of that? I have a Biden sign in my yard.”

Comments swirled in political toxicity. But they did yield some hilarious Trump signs reimagined for the Memphis set.

Posted to Nextdoor by Tammy Laxton

Pinch Tower of Babel

Kade Banbury reimagined the newly proposed Pinch Tower as a floating “Tower of Babel Project” in a Facebook post satirizing the Flyer’s version of the story.

Banbury went full Giza in a later post that reimagined the entire Pinch District with a sphinx, two towers, and three extra Pyramids.

Posted to Facebok by Kade Banbury

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MEMernet: Who Pooted? and Best of Nextdoor

Who Pooted?

Flyer columnist emeritus Chris Davis clapped eagle eyes on this Memphis beauty last week, posted behind a fence facing Danny Thomas Boulevard. Then, he thankfully posted it to Facebook.

I quote: “40 Yrs. of Straight Turd Chasin’.”

Best of Nextdoor

“Wanted everyone to know that this morning while at Dollar General, I was called a bitch by the cashier.”

Posted to Nextdoor by Melissa Bowers

“So, this is super weird, but this morning I found a skull on my front porch??”

Posted to Nextdoor by Kyndal Ellzey

“There is a terrible outdoor sign next to Chipotle on Union Ave. showing a picture of what looks like a human foot rotting.”

Posted to Nextdoor by Sarah Mckeever

Just to put this next one in context: Someone posted about a bad, coronavirus-related experience they had at I Love Waffle Cream, the new ice cream shop in Cooper-Young. The comments were what you think they’d be until this lady blasts in like Leeroy Jenkins.

“Y’all, please stop talking about rudeness and danger at this place. Don’t they serve store-bought Blue Bell ice cream? The warm weather is almost over and y’all are wasting precious calories on Blue Bell ice cream that’s been at Kroger since Jesus died on the cross. Please get yourselves to Sweet Magnolia Gelato downtown on South Main. DELICIOUS! I mean just DELICIOUS!!”

Posted to Nextdoor by Nichole Saulsberry-Scarboro

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MEMernet: “Fix These Roads,” “Dad Collection,” and Swimming in Wolf River

Silent Protest

A baby doll taped to a post by the CVS at Union and Cooper held a sign last week that read: “fix these fucking roads.”

Posted to Instagram by tobysells

Trashy Porn

“So, I’d love to know who dumped their ‘dad collection’ in my recycle bin on north Autumn,” wrote Nextdoor user Doug Barnes of the Evergreen Historic District.

Clean Wolf?

A video shot Saturday by Reddit user u/trailsonsmountains found dozens of people swimming in the Wolf River near Wolf River Boulevard and Germantown Parkway (under the bridge near Chick-fil-A).

The debate ranged from the Wolf being totally safe for swimming to some saying it’s “absolutely disgusting,” citing syringes, pollution, and dead bodies.

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MEMernet: Squatting Naked, and Some Bummer Food News

Bath Bombs, Bourbon In the Buff

“My husband went back to our carriage house tonight and walked in on a completely naked man just hanging out there. We called the Crisis Intervention Team of the MPD to come convince the guy that he does not belong there and to please leave.

“He had apparently been there for several days and helped himself to some good whisky and a soak in the tub with some new bath bombs. He even rearranged the speakers to listen to some Elvis CDs.

“No harm done, but it gave my husband a good scare. If anyone has a guest house, please check to make sure he has not moved into yours next!”

Posted to NextDoor by Elaine Kerr

The Top Comment Award on this post goes to Bill Denton:

“Headline: Bourbon-Loving Bum in the Buff Bathes with Bath Bombs to Burning Love!”

Bummer Food News

“Onix, at the corner of Madison and Belvedere, has closed permanently. There are now ‘For Lease’ and ‘Space Available’ signs all over the property, which seems to be a pretty good indicator that they will not be reopening.”

Posted to Reddit by u/toftr

“Midtown Crossing Grill on Watkins in Crosstown is closed permanently, effective [August 5th]. Going to miss our little neighborhood watering hole.”

Posted to Reddit by u/de_via_nt

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Here, Kitty, Kitty – A Tale of a Kitten

Jake Seidman, Jeffrey Seidman, and Debbie Dodson with the Nissan 370Z.



Jacob Bacaner began his day the way he usually does. He checked Nextdoor.com on his phone. It’s an app that lets people know what’s going on in their neighborhood.  It lets you “keep in touch with people, post videos of ‘a break-in last night’, ‘Be on the lookout for a lost dog,’  ‘I need a carpenter,’” Bacaner says.

Bacaner, owner of Diamond Landscaping Memphis and Diamond Cleaning Memphis, uses the app for his businesses. “The early bird catches the worm,” he says.

This particular day he was scrolling down when a post caught his eye.  A woman named Debbie commented about a kitten trapped in a car engine. 

Bacaner identified. “I’m claustrophobic and I love cats.”

He posted a comment: “Put a can of tuna opened under the car. Confident advice from Zach Moss HVAC.”

Bacaner’s comment was among the earlier ones on the string of some 100-plus comments on the post. 

So, who is Debbie and how did all this begin?

She’s Debbie Dodson, a Central High School librarian. She and her husband, Ralph Watts, first heard the kitten the night before. “My husband and I were sitting on the front porch and heard a cat meowing, but it was muffled and we thought it was coming from a wooded area across the street,” Dodson says. “We thought a cat got up in one of the trees and couldn’t come down.”

The next day her husband got in his Nissan 370Z and “realized the meowing was coming from inside the car.”

He didn’t start the car.

Dodson also heard the kitten. “When the sun started beating down on the car I panicked that the cat was in danger. That’s when I sounded the alarm on Nextdoor.”

She wrote, “I hear a cat crying and rustling around inside my car. I have opened the hood, trunk, and doors, but I don’t see it.”

A woman named Maria commented how the same thing happened to her. Some two-week-old kittens were trapped in the car engine. Her husband had to remove the plastic panel from under the engine compartment to rescue the kittens.

Dodson asked if anyone could help her. She wrote, “It’s a sports car that sits very low to the ground so it would have to be jacked up to remove the engine panel.”

A woman named Faith commented, “Just don’t turn the car on whatever you do.”

Dodson then got Bacaner’s suggestion about the tuna. She tried it, but it didn’t work.

Jeffrey Seidman then joined the string. He asked Dodson if she still needed help. He said he could come over after he got off work. He wrote, “I’m willing to try to get this guy out.”

Seidman showed up with a scissor jack, but he realized it wouldn’t work. His son, Jake, 9, tried to see if he could reach in and get the kitten.“He’s got very skinny arms so he could see where the cat was.”

But he wasn’t able to pull out the kitten. “He couldn’t get in there far enough.”

Seidman then called his next-door neighbor, Mike Davis, and asked him if he could bring a large jack. Davis showed up, but, “unfortunately, his jack would not work.”

Davis “actually went to AutoZone and bought a jack stand and some wheel stands,” Dodson says. “We tried to get him to take money for it and he wouldn’t do it.”

Those didn’t work, either.

“Then it was Mike, myself, and my son for an hour,” Seidman says. “And Mike had to leave. That’s when I put out the call.”

Seideman commented:  “We’ve found the cat. It’s hard to get to. My jack won’t do it. We need a large jack that will let us get under there. She’s tiny and running out of time.”

He then added: “We need a pneumatic jack and a jack stand. The kitten is in rough shape, but alive. We can’t get to her though without getting the car up or disassembling the engine. Any mechanic want to come and help us out? I can’t take apart someone else’s car. Especially when I have no idea how to put it back together. Honestly don’t know how much time we have. She’s been in the car over 24 hours now and seems to be running out of steam.”

Paul Butler commented: “Be there with a jack stand in about 10 minutes.”

“He just swooped in like a knight in shining armor with a large jack to lift the car substantially higher than I could,” Seidman says.

Dodson then got a comment from Adanna Quinn, who thought her husband, Ian, could help. She wrote, “Ian Quinn is headed your way with tools to see what he can do.”

The car already was jacked up when Ian showed up. “The cat was there moving around, but we couldn’t get to it,” Dodson says. “We could just kind of see her there.”

“Ian says ‘Let me give it a shot.’ He’s able to reach his hand up there. He says, “I think I’ve got it.’ He was the one who was able to pull the cat out.’”

Jeffrey Seidman

Ian Quinn and Lila.

And, Ian says, “It looks OK. It doesn’t look hurt. You know, I’ll take it if nobody wants it.’ So, he took it home with him.”

Jeffrey Seidman

Jake Seidman, Ian Quinn, and Lila.

They named the kitten “Lila,” Adanna says. “It was a lot of negotiation with a three year old and a five year old,” she says.

Suggestions included “‘Sweetie Cat,’ ‘Sweetie Pie,’ all different versions of ‘Sweetie.’ The son wanted to name her ‘Ruby’ or ‘Rudy’. One of the two. And everybody agreed with ‘Lila.’”

Lila is “really sweet. She’s pretty chill. She thinks I’m her mother.”

She’s only nine weeks old,  Adanna says. She weighed one pound six ounces when they found her.  “She doesn’t know how to eat from a bowl, so she must have been wild or something.”

Looking back at that day, Dodson says, “It was like a saga. People were rooting for the kitty. Rooting for the guys.”

And, she says, “We needed something like this during this time to show how people come together. We forget when somebody is in need, people still do come help.”

Bacaner, who kept up with the string, described the survivor as “a savage kitty warrior. What kind of kitten survives that for 24 hours? She faced death. She looked death in the eye and decided to keep onward toward more catnip and a life full of pets and belly rubs.”

Adanna Quinn

Lila at home today.

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MEMernet: Yellow Brick Young Ave., Pho Binh Strong, Huey’s, and a Nextdoor Poll

Off to See the Deli?
Want to see the Wizard of Young Avenue? (His french fries are amazing.) Well, just follow the Yellow Brick Road outside the Young Avenue Deli. There, you’ll find your favorite Deli takeout and a cold beer in a big-ol’ plastic cup.

MEMernet: Yellow Brick Young Ave., Pho Binh Strong, Huey’s, and a Nextdoor Poll

Lemongrass Tofu for Tough Times
Pho Binh’s die-hard, IRL following gave them some digital love last week. The restaurant went Midtown-viral with a Facebook post announcing they were passing out meals last weekend to anyone in need.

MEMernet: Yellow Brick Young Ave., Pho Binh Strong, Huey’s, and a Nextdoor Poll (2)


Toothpick Shooting Will Have to Wait

Memphis restaurants had the green light to partially reopen Monday. But not every restaurant jumped back into the fray. Huey’s announced on Twitter Monday morning that they were still closed until further notice.

MEMernet: Yellow Brick Young Ave., Pho Binh Strong, Huey’s, and a Nextdoor Poll (3)


We Want Food, Booze, and Haircuts
Nextdoor launched a poll last week to gauge just what businesses Memphis neighbors were eager to visit.

Voters put restaurants and bars at the top of the list, followed by salons, barber shops, and spas. Retail stores followed, and votes fell hard from there with services like dry cleaners, pet groomers, and such earning only 2 percent of the total votes.

However, many in the comments of the post said it was way too early to go out in public.