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Time For Another TEA Party?

Do you remember Rick Santelli? No? Let me refresh your memory. On February 9, 2009, Santelli, a CNBC commentator, went on an epic rant and called for the American people to rise up and hold “tea party” rallies to protest the then-recent $700 billion federal bailouts of banks and automakers, the $800 billion economic stimulus package of President Barack Obama, and the resultant government deficits and debt. 

A couple of months later, on April 15th (tax day) of that year, rallies were held in cities all around the country. Thousands of protesters, many dressed in colonial wigs and revolutionary war garb, showed up with protest signs to listen to speeches lambasting the Obama administration’s “tax-and-spend” policies.

The protestors chanted “Give me liberty, not debt,” “Our kids can’t afford you,” and other righteous sentiments. “I have two little kids, and I know we are mortgaging their futures away,” said a protester at a rally in Austin, Texas. “It makes me sick to my stomach.”

Rick Santelli

A lot of people were sick to their stomachs, apparently. You may or may not recall that the “TEA” in TEA Party stood for “Taxed Enough Already.” These Americans were so damned angry that the country’s deficit was so big, they started a movement. And it caught on, bigly. Hundreds of TEA Partiers won political office locally, statewide, and nationally. They were mad as hell, and they weren’t going to take it. Change was coming!

So where are the TEA Partiers today? Well, Michael Pence is vice president of the United States. Marsha Blackburn is a U.S. senator, as are Rand Paul (R-Kentucky), Ted Cruz (R-Texas), and Mike Lee (R-Utah). In the House of Representatives, there are currently 23 members of the TEA Party Caucus, down from 60 members just five years ago.

Oddly enough, despite all the TEA Party’s passion about “taxing and spending,” the current national deficit is $22 trillion — the highest it has ever been — according to Treasury Department data released in February. The reason is not rocket science. Tax revenue has fallen, and federal spending has continued to rise. The new debt level reflects an increase of more than $2 trillion since President Trump took office in 2017.

Further, according to the Congressional Budget Office: “Despite being in the second-longest economic expansion since the post-World War II boom, the U.S. is projected to rack up annual deficits and incur national debt at rates not seen since the 1940s [$1.2 trillion annually over the next 10 years]. … Other than the period immediately after World War II, the only other time the average deficit has been so large over so many years was after the 2007-2009 recession.”

Hmmm. Seems we are in familiar territory, no? So where are all the angry protests? Where are the thousands of people taking to the streets because the government is “mortgaging the future”? Why aren’t Marsha Blackburn, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and Congressional TEA Party Republicans demanding fiscal accountability?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest it’s because the TEA Party was never really about taxes and spending. It was about getting President Obama and other Democrats out of office. The fact that Obama was president was a feature of the TEA Party movement, not a bug. The deficit just gave protesters more fuel for their anti-Obama fire. It was all about raw power, with a bonus dollop of racism. (If you doubt that latter statement, just google some of the images and signs from TEA Party protests.)

Now Donald Trump is president, and to say the least, he is an economic pinball, careening from one policy pronouncement to another, tossing tariffs like darts at a wall map, sticking longtime allies and traditional foes alike, making deals (and faking deals), and declaring that “trade wars are easy to win.” He freely criticizes publicly traded American companies he doesn’t like, affecting stock prices with a tweet or a public pronouncement.

On Monday, for example, the president called in to CNBC’s Squawk Box to accuse Google and Facebook and other high-tech corporations of “discriminating” against him and suggested possible anti-monopoly actions could be considered. This is hardly behavior for an American president. But we should be used to that by now, I suppose.

Which leaves one question: Where’s Rick Santelli when we really need him?

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Fly On The Wall Blog Opinion

Obama Enforces Gay Marriage Law

By Ludovic Bertron from New York City, Usa [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

– Washington, D.C.

In the wake of last week’s historic Supreme Court decision making same-sex marriage legal, the Obama administration has taken a strict interpretation of the ruling and ordered that every adult in America marry a same-sex partner.

“My administration reads the Obergfell decision as one mandating that the gay agenda be implemented fully and, if necessary, by force,” President Obama said in an address from the White House’s new Rainbow Room. “The time for change is literally now.”

Bruce Vilanch, the administration’s newly appointed Secretary of Super Gay Affairs, detailed more of the plans. “We began five minutes after the Supreme Court decision was announced. We loaded up black helicopters with our elite squad of “Do Ask and Do Tell” soldiers and went to everyone’s house, took their guns, and then used those guns to make the straights get divorced. You should have seen Clint Eastwood. He was so mad he’s still screaming at a chair!”

“At first I was confused and upset,” said 52 year old Michael Newton of Madison, Wisconsin. “I’d been married to Carol for 27 years, up until they took my gun, pointed it me and made me divorce her and marry some random guy. But, it’ll work out, I suppose. Chet seems nice.”

In addition to mandating gay marriages, the President added, “Oh, and all churches have to start performing gay wedding right now. Period. And don’t even think about not making gay wedding cakes, people. We will flat out Gitmo you if you do.”

President Obama explained the penalties for refusing to participate in the new so-called “Got Gay” initiative. “If you refuse to marry someone of your gender, you will hunt you down with a drone, send in troops and drag you before a death panel, just like the ones I saw as a young boy in Kenya. Yeah, that’s right. I’m from Kenya. Deal with that.”

The President then used a bunch of racial slurs for no reason, laughed and then announced that he had to leave to plan his wedding with Vice-President Joe Biden.

Immediately following the President’s press conference, Vilanch announced that his department will immediately get to work trying to legalize people getting married to children, dogs, three dentist at a time and “in Clint Eastwood’s case a chair! That’s a callback, people,” Vilanch said.

Joey Hack is a member of The Wiseguys improv troupe.  More of his work and the work of other hilarious people can be found in The Howling Monkey Magazine

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Letters To The Editor Opinion

Letters to the Editor


How Do We Change?


I enjoyed last week’s Flyer cover story (“How Do We Change?” November 15th issue). There were lots of thoughtful suggestions, some obvious suggestions, and some self-serving suggestions. The bottom line, as always in Memphis, is our battle to overcome poverty and its direct cause: an undereducated populace. Here’s hoping that, since so many of our leaders recognize the problem, we will actually make some progress toward fixing it in 2013.

A quibble: Why was only one woman interviewed?

John Adams

Memphis

Both Parties are Failing

Tim Sampson’s Rant (November 15th issue) makes it sound like the 2012 presidential election was a mandate from the masses against the Republican Party’s ideology. The final electoral vote (332-206) certainly looks like a landslide, but the popular vote (63 million to 59 million) tells a different story.

The gloaters of the past two elections were the pained losers of the previous two, and vice versa. If one of the two major parties was really vastly superior to the other, I think we’d see a long string of victories for one party, rather than the back-and-forth ping-ponging that seems to be the pattern. This pattern leads me to believe that we the people aren’t particularly enamored of either party.

I, for one, am ready to give one of the minor parties a shot. What do we have to lose, really? If we don’t like the results of the experiment, we can always vote them out and return to “safer” ground. At least, it might temporarily ebb the ongoing growth of the national debt, which is unsustainable and will ultimately be the death of this great nation. Voting for the lesser of two evils is still evil, in my humble opinion.

Steve Hiss

Memphis

She’ll Miss Us

I will miss the Flyer. I always liked to see what was going on in Memphis. I even had an article published some years back. But now that the Flyer is a hard-leftist newspaper, it gives me no choice but to pick it up at the newsstand and throw it in the trash.

I hope all who worship at the feet of President Obama enjoy reading the Flyer when they are laid off.

Carole Fincher

Memphis

Skip the Turkey

With his recent reelection, President Obama has won the power to pardon more turkeys on Thanksgiving. But so does every one of us, by choosing a nonviolent Thanksgiving observance that gives thanks for our good fortune, health, and happiness with a life-affirming, cruelty-free feast of vegetables, fruits, and grains.

And here are more terrific reasons: You will stay alert through the entire football game. You are what you eat. (Who wants to be a “butterball”?)

Your vegetarian kid won’t have to boycott the family dinner. You won’t have to call Poultry Hotline to keep your family alive. Fruits and vegetables don’t have to carry government warning labels. You won’t sweat the environment and food-resources devastation guilt trip. You won’t spend a sleepless night wondering how the turkey lived and died. Your body will welcome a holiday from saturated fat, cholesterol, and hormones.

Our own dinner this Thanksgiving will feature a “tofurky,” lentil roast, mashed potatoes, corn stuffing, stuffed squash, candied yams, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. An internet search on “vegetarian Thanksgiving” got us more recipes and other useful information than we could possibly use.

Morris Furman

Memphis

Your Weekly Dagmar

Thanksgiving is coming up soon, and we all like to find things to be thankful for. I am so thankful, at the age of 65, that society demands that we wear clothes. It would be really depressing to see all these old people walking around naked all the time. Even young people would be depressed to think they would look like that someday. I feel confident that I am not the only 65-year-old who is sagging, bagging, and waffling. So, let’s hear it for clothes!

And I do have a question for female baby boomers. If you burned your bra in the 1960s, are you sorry? 

Dagmar Bergan

Helena, Arkansas

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Disturbance on Ole Miss Campus After Obama Victory

Amid last night’s post-election social media storm, Facebook and Twitter buzzed with news that “riots” had broken out on the University of Mississippi campus over Barack Obama’s re-election. Reports spread of hundreds of students collecting on campus, yelling racial epithets, and burning Obama/Biden signs. There were also rumors of rocks being thrown and pepper spray being used to disperse the crowd.

Ole Miss student burns an Obama/Biden lawn sign

  • Ole Miss student burns an Obama/Biden lawn sign

A grainy video was taken, showing students milling about, cop cars patrolling, students singing the Ole Miss fight song school cheer, “Hotty Toddy,” and police telling a student, wrapped in an American flag and riding in the back of a pickup truck, to sit down. Another photo then emerged of a student, who identified himself on Twitter as Brandon Adams, setting an Obama lawn sign on fire.

The University of Mississippi has responded that the events were “fueled by social media, and the conversation should have stayed there.”

According to University of Mississippi Chancellor Dan Jones, police officers were alerted of “Twitter chatter” among students inciting a protest of the presidential election results at the student union. When police arrived they found around 40 students gathered in front of the union. Within 20 minutes the gathering had grown to more than 400 students. The crowd of students chanting political slogans was dispersed by university police. Shortly thereafter, around 100 students gathered at a residence hall. University police broke up the gathering and made two arrests — “for disorderly conduct, including one for public intoxication and one for failure to comply with police orders.”

Chancellor Jones has expressed that some of the incidents reported on social media outlets were less than accurate:

“Unfortunately, early news reports quoted social media comments that were inaccurate. Too, some photographs published in social media portrayed events that police did not observe on campus. Nevertheless, the reports of uncivil language and shouted racial epithets appear to be accurate and are universally condemned by the university, student leaders and the vast majority of students who are more representative of our university creed.”

For now, the administration says it will conduct “a thorough review of this incident to determine the facts and any follow-up actions that may be necessary.”

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Opinion Viewpoint

My Halloween Costume

This Halloween, instead of being frightened by imaginary spooks, Americans are shivering at the thought of foreclosures or layoffs, wondering whether the right man for the job will be elected, and if the world will soon become a better or worse place.

In a world of melting icebergs and glaciers and rapidly disappearing species, sometimes it’s hard not to feel the shiver of real fear. Will humans endure on an Earth depleted of its natural balance?

But the scariest thing I’ve seen this Halloween season, the most terrifying issue of all, is the prejudice sweeping the nation right now and the fact that so many are shrugging it off. We are supposed to be a country that accepts all religions, races, and creeds; we are supposed to be a melting pot. But the clock is being turned back at one party’s rallies with comments like, “Obama-Osama: one and the same” and “When you’ve got a negro running for president, he’s not a first-stringer.”

And what is the Republican vice presidential candidate’s response to such comments? “It’s not negativity. It’s truthfulness.”

This is by far the biggest monster under the bed right now, and it’s a scandal that more Americans are not standing up to it. Americans are not supposed to blindly judge their fellow countrymen on the basis of name, skin color, or religion. But it’s easier to blame someone, to find some reason to hate someone in order to alleviate our fears and make us feel safer.

This is the worst possible scenario for America’s future. We need to accept one another as we are, knowing we are all Americans, here to help keep the grand experiment of our Founding Fathers alive and evolving, practicing tolerance and understanding, and knowing that not one of us is above any other because of our religious beliefs, the color of our skin, or the country our family may have come from.

In these frightening times, we need to work together. Allowing hatred and bigotry to overtake us because of our fear will spell certain disaster for our country.

In the 1960s, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. preached a dream, one that I realized as I grew up in a school system in the American South. My friends were black, white, Vietnamese, and Hispanic, and we all went to class together and learned together and loved and fought and grew together as children.

No one had any cause for blind hatred, and if they did, they were ignored or scoffed at, because the important thing was to get through adolescence and high school and make it to adulthood. Skin color or religion had nothing to do with it.

Now, hearing the shouts from the crowds at Republican rallies and being assaulted with offensive e-mails about Barack “Hussein” Obama, I recognize the new catchword for hatred is “terrorist.” It is shameful to see so many Americans toss it about so lightly.

We all have to live in America, within a functioning democracy. Being unafraid of the monsters in our lives and refusing to allow fear to grip and control us will be the only way to get through this tough era — and remembering that we are all created equal.

This Halloween, maybe I will dress myself in the costume of another culture and head out into this scary world knowing I could be hated for looking different. It would be one way of showing I still have faith that my fellow Americans can rise above hatred and bigotry to see me as their equal and not as a source of fear in these troubled times.

A native Memphian, Reilly Neill is the publisher of Livingston Weekly in Livingston, Montana.

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Editorial Opinion

No More Gambles

At this point, it is generally acknowledged that the presidency of

George W. Bush has been one of the most problematic in American history. Now, that’s a polite and fair-minded way of putting the matter, isn’t it? To be more blunt about it, scholars and layfolk alike have settled

into a consensus that Bush is a contender, along with the likes of Harding, Grant, and Buchanan, for the title of Worst President Ever. His approval ratings in the polls continue to drop and are hovering these days in the low or middle 20s, percentage-wise.

The nature of the administration over which this driven, underachieving, and overmatched son of a former chief executive presided is well captured in the current Oliver Stone biopic, W., which presents a portrait that conscientious reviewers have variously described as cartoonish and satirical, on the one hand, and sympathetic and serious, on the other. That range of opinions says it all, really. To invert the old punchline, it only hurts when we stop laughing. This is a man who wants to do the right thing but doesn’t have a clue as to what it is, so he either plays it by ear or becomes dependent for guidance on self-serving father-surrogates. (Do the names Cheney and Rumsfeld ring a bell?) But not, however, on the literal father, the infinitely more sagacious first President George Bush, for we have by now learned from Stone and a score of biographers what we already suspected: that this is nothing less than a Freudian psycho-drama we have been living through for the last eight years.

All we knew going in, circa 2001, was that our new president chose to call himself a “compassionate conservative.” Bush turned out to be neither. His administration scorned the have-nots of the country, and his policies were reckless and slapdash in the extreme. Even elementary common sense should have told him — and us — that we couldn’t pay for expensive wars and hand out gargantuan tax cuts at the same time, that we couldn’t go it alone in foreign affairs and maintain our alliances, and, finally, that we couldn’t trust to the greed of financial speculators, wholly unsupervised, to keep our free-market economy on the straight and narrow.

All of which is to say that we don’t intend to be fooled again.

The Republican candidate calls himself a “maverick.” Fine and dandy. Then, while there’s still a small corner of time left, he should show us real distance from the failed policies of the last eight years and not, as has seemed to be the case so far, from his own best instincts in 2000, that long-lost millennial year of hope.

The Democratic candidate wants to rekindle that notion of hope and promises change. Increasing numbers of Americans seem to believe in his sincerity and, moreover, are impressed with a manner that is both deliberative and impassioned.

Four years ago, we recommended a vote for John Kerry, though we were never totally captivated by a candidate who seemed to wear his indecisiveness on his sleeve.

Barack Obama is something else — cautious but purposeful and determined, it would seem, to draw us together in common enterprise. In a spirit of confidence and anticipation, we gladly endorse his candidacy.

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Opinion Viewpoint

Tim Sampson’s Rant: Stax, LAX, Australia, and Obama

Well, I am even more out of the loop than usual. I have just come back to Memphis having had the privilege of accompanying 15 Stax Music Academy high school students on their Summer Soul Tour Presented by FedEx to Australia and I have not seen one American television show or news broadcast and I have not picked up one American newspaper in two weeks. I can’t tell you how thrilled I am — or was …

This week, Tim takes on Aussies, Stax, LAX, George Bush, and Obama.

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Politics Politics Feature

Smashing Victories by “Unorthodox” Candidates Obama and Huckabee

DES MOINES, IA –“They’re all a bunch of goops,” said the
check-out lady at QuikTrip [sic], the Interstate 80 truck stop that doubles as a
passing-good deli. Meaning politicians. And someone suggested to her that this
was exactly why Democrat Barack Obama and Republican Mike Huckabee had just won
their party’s caucuses in Iowa so handily.

Neither is the same old goop. A mixed-marriage
son of Kenya and Kansas on the one hand. A Baptist preacher with a yen for
populist economics on the other. Each articulate to a preternatural degree.
Each appealing, both overtly and by their very beings, to the political
crossover vote. Each defeating his main opponent by the margin of 9 percent.

Each an example of the improbable proving
inevitable, in victor Obama’s phrase.

“We are one nation. We are one people. And our
time for change has come,” the Democratic victor said, in a speech that touched
so many bases and was said so well that it put to shame his 2004 convention
speech – the one that put the then new senator from Illinois on the map.

Yes, Obama won the “youth” vote
— .57 percent of the under-30’s – and Huckabee got the evangelicals – 45
percent of a base that, in Iowa, amounted to 60 percent of caucus-goers overall.
But both are – how to say it? – bigger than that. And each made a point of
talking up inclusiveness as the foundation of their Iowa victories and of the
election to come and the political era that comes after it.

To be sure, Hillary Clinton has
too deep a war chest and too deep a bench, organizationally, to bow out. One
remembers longtime Clinton retainer James Carville’s cry when the Monica
Lewinsky scandal threatened to overwhelm Bill Clinton’s presidency: “This is wah!”
he shouted out in full South Loos-iana Cajunese. Whereupon he – and the Clintons – fetched up the ordnance to win
that war.

Hillary will try again. But,
beyond the fact that she’s up against a man who could be a generational
phenomenon, she has also to contend with the second-place finisher in the
Democratic race, former senator John Edwards, who has so unabashedly talked about “corporate greed” and promised
what Republicans like to call “class war.”

“On to New Hampshire,” vowed
Edwards to a turnaway crowd at the Renaissance-Savery Hotel in downtown Des
Moines. And what that meant was spelled out afterward by the candidate’s chief
economic-policy advisor, Leo Hindery: “We beat the Clinton machine. And we’ll
beat it again,” he said. No mention of Obama.

And Huckabee had left no doubt in
the last few days of campaigning, nor in his speech to his throng Thursday
night, that his pending triumph over former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney
was a victory of ordinary folks over the elite, of truth over dissembling, and
of will over money. He never tired of pointing out that Romney out-spent him
“20-to-one,” and it was obviously his former fellow governor – and onetime
moderate turned conservative exemplar — that he meant when he used words like
“phony” and “pretender” on the stump.

Speaking of exemplars, the
apparent third-place finisher among Republicans, former Tennessee senator Fred
Thompson, materialized as something of a conservative firebrand Thursday
morning in a barn-burning speech to a packed room at a West Des Moines hotel.
For a change this campaign year, he was focused, intense, and capable of a sense
of humor (he was seen so frequently in the movies, he said, because “they
need[ed] somebody who was big and worked cheap”).

Both Thompson and his longtime
friend John McCain, the given-up-for-dead onetime frontrunner who has surged
again, finished in a virtual dead heat for third place in Iowa, and each has
thereby won a ticket to New Hampshire. McCain, a possible winner there, has
gotten most of the attention, but Thompson is a legitimate substitute either for
Huckabee, should he falter, or for McCain, if the Republican establishment
proves unreceptive to the maverick hero again, as it did in 2000.

“You have done what the cynics said we couldn’t
do. You have done what New Hampshire can do in five days,” said Obama Thursday
night, looking ahead. As for Huckabee, he’ll hope to score well in New
Hampshire, but it’s more likely that he’ll be looking at South Carolina later in
January, to finish off Romney – and whomever else is still out there, including
McCain, with whom he, too, like Thompson, still has a mutual-admiration-society
relationship.

One way in which pundits are still
underestimating Huckabee is in concentrating so totally on his evangelical
persuasion and skimming over, or ignoring altogether, his populism. “Republicans
have economic concerns,” Huckabee stressed Thursday night, and he didn’t mean
the high-bracket tax-cut crowd. He talked instead about working families
struggling to pay for gasoline at the pump.

As Obama said, “People are looking for someone
who is willing to say the unorthodox – and [for] authenticity.” Or, as a
still-game Edwards put it, “One thing is clear from the results tonight. The
status quo lost and change won.”

Indeed so. And there is more to come.

(Flyer political editor Jackson Baker will be
reporting regularly from Iowa and New Hampshire for the next few days.)