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MEMernet: More Marsha, The Slap, and The Storm

Memphis on the internet.

Marsha, Marsha

SNL razzed Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn last weekend. Cecily Strong nailed Blackburn’s accent and hairdo during “Weekend Update.”

In the segment, the not-real Blackburn took a victory lap on her performance during the confirmation hearing of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, in which the real Blackburn asked Brown Jackson to define “woman.” Strong’s Blackburn becomes befuddled when Colin Jost asks her to define “woman.”

“It’s not all biology,” she said. “Woman is cheerleader, nurse, teacher, prostitute. C’mon, you’ve seen them. They’re the ones that are always cold. They’re the ones that be shopping.”

The Slap

The Slap launched a thousand memes, and the MEMernet couldn’t resist.

Posted to Facebook by Memphis Memes 901

The Storm

A severe storm threatened Memphis last week. The city was spared the worst, but it did give weatherheads something to post about.

Posted to memphisweather.net

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MEMernet: Young Dolph, Earthquake, and SNL

Memphis on the internet.

Young Dolph

Posted to Facebook by the City of Memphis

Shock, prayers, and help poured out online last week in the wake of the shooting and death of Memphis rapper Young Dolph while shopping at Makeda’s Homemade Butter Cookies.

As his identity was confirmed by police, memorials (like the one above from the City of Memphis) appeared on social media. The next wave of posts offered support for Makeda’s, which was boarded up after police left the scene. A GoFundMe page was established, and restaurateur Kelly English donated portions of sales to help.

Did you feel that?

Posted to Facebook by Drake Memphis

Tremors from a Missouri earthquake were felt in Memphis Wednesday evening, prompting many to ask online, “Did you feel that?”

Walkin’ in Staten

Posted to YouTube by Saturday Night Live

Staten Island got the “Walkin’ in Memphis” treatment in an SNL video from Pete Davidson, featuring songwriter Marc Cohn. Instead of catfish on the table and gospel in the air, Davidson claims his hometown has bagels, pills, and wild turkeys by the hospital.

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Letter From The Editor Opinion

Tigers, Redbirds, Trump, Porn, and Co-Yo

What a week it was. The football Tigers beat UCLA using a combination of great offense, timely defense, and good ol’ Mid-South heat and humidity. Those California dudes never knew what hit ’em.

And the Memphis Redbirds won the Pacific Coast League championship, beating out all the other teams on the Pacific Coast, including the Nashville Sounds, El Paso Chihuahuas, Omaha Storm Chasers, and the fearsome New Orleans Baby Cakes.

To sum it up: Memphis 2, “Pacific Coast” 0.

It was a week where I found myself agreeing with Donald Trump, at least for a few hours. After a Wednesday night meeting with Democratic Congressional leaders, “Cryin’ Chuck” Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, Trump began his Thursday morning by tweeting: “Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated, and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military? Really!” Followed by: “They have been in our country for many years through no fault of their own — brought in by parents at young age.”

The paleo wing of the GOP went nuts. Ann Coulter tweeted, “Who doesn’t want to impeach Trump?” Sean Hannity blamed it all on Mitch McConnell for “forcing” his hero to “work with Democrats.”

Trump had seemingly done a complete flip-flop on DACA overnight. My guess is that Pelosi shook Trump’s hand and said, “Oh my, it’s so BIG!!” and Trump agreed to everything she asked, including a deal to save the Dreamers and turn the border wall into a cheery Tex-Mex restaurant.

Sadly, the “deal” only lasted a few hours, and Trump quickly deleted his tweets.

So it goes with this guy. Save DACA. Eliminate DACA. Build the wall, and the Mexicans will pay for it. The wall’s already being built, and we’ll bill Mexico later. Wall? What wall? Trump is a presidential pinball, caroming from one “decision” to another, depending on the last player who flips him.

So what else happened? Oh yeah, Ted Cruz got caught watching porn, or better said, “liking” a porn video with his Twitter account. The New Yorker‘s Andy Borowitz tweeted: “Porn Industry Irrevocably Damaged by Association with Ted Cruz.” Cruz blamed it on his staff, of course. His staff. Huh-huh.

The Emmys happened. Alec Baldwin won an award for his Saturday Night Live impression of Trump. Kate McKinnon won for her SNL impression of Hillary Clinton. And America wept, thinking either of these two comedians would probably make a better president than what we’ve got. Then Sean Spicer got up and reprised his acting gig from the actual White House, and the already fuzzy line between reality and comedy was blurred beyond recognition.

What else? Oh yeah, Trump supporters held the “Mother of All Rallies” in Washington, D.C., on Saturday. About 800 people showed up. Which, as someone pointed out on Twitter, is what happens when you name your march after Mike Pence’s wife. The MOAR crowd was outnumbered by a marching contingent of Juggalos, who are fans of the band, Insane Clown Posse. Write your own Trump joke. You can’t make this stuff up. Though I kind of wish you could.

Back in Memphis, 130,000 people attended the Cooper-Young Festival. I heard a record 37,000 windchimes were sold. I also heard we’re supposed to call Cooper-Young “Co-Yo” now. And I got this from a beardy guy drinking a craft beer, so it must be true.

Overton Park Conservancy director Tina Sullivan went to the Co-Yo Fest and tweeted: “Highlight of this year’s CY Fest was the elderly gentleman asking my opinion on public nudity & saying he might organize a Naked Bike Ride.”

First, I’d like to say that I’m not that “elderly.” And second, I think we should do it around the Nathan Bedford Forrest statue as it’s being taken down.

And in a final somber note to a weird week, British writer Kathy Lette wrote: “Sad news. I’ve just heard that the bloke who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey.”

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The Rant

The original cast of SNL circa 1975

Has anyone noticed how the cast and producers of Saturday Night Live have taken over comedy programming at NBC? Now, every night is a Saturday Night Live, except for SNL itself, which ain’t so great these days.

With the recent occurrence of Jimmy Fallon taking over for Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show and Seth Meyers moving into Fallon’s old late-night spot, with SNL alumnus Fred Armisen as his bandleader, former cast members of the durable sketch-comedy program can be seen on TV virtually every night of the week.

Now in its 39th season, Saturday Night Live has been shepherded (except for four years) by Lorne Michaels, who has been called the “Kingmaker of Comedy.” Michaels has the golden touch when it comes to discovering and promoting new comedy talent. The list of legends who have served under Michaels’ tutelage is jaw dropping: Belushi and Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, and ad infinitum.

And if a cast member managed to create a successful recurring character, Michaels might back you in a movie deal. Without Lorne Michaels, we would never have had such classic films like Wayne’s World, Coneheads, A Night at the Roxbury, and MacGruber. There’s no questioning Michaels’ comic empire, so my question is, how did SNL go from being an edgy, satiric, and sardonic show into what’s now considered prime-time network programming?

It seemingly began when head writer and “Weekend Update” anchor Tina Fey quit the show to write and star in a prime-time program called 30 Rock, produced by Michaels, which was basically a parody of SNL, including a character based on Michaels, played by Alec Baldwin. Then came Parks and Recreation, produced by Michaels and starring Amy Poehler. NBC even made room for Chevy Chase in the cult comedy Community. Michaels has recently produced the movies Mean Girls and Baby Mama and the bizarre TV show Portlandia, starring Fred Armisen. Fey and Poehler co-hosted this year’s Golden Globe Awards on, guess which network? And please put your answer in the form of a question. 

During last week’s edition of SNL, there was even an ad for American Express featuring Tina Fey. They’re everywhere, like The Walking Dead. In addition to the sitcoms, movies, and SNL, Michaels will also produce the Tonight and Late Night shows. On Sundays, he’ll conduct the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. For a 69-year-old man, that’s a lot of stress. I trust Michaels’ blood pressure is steady enough to prevent him from pulling an Elvis and doing a header into the shag carpet of the executive men’s restroom at 30 Rockefeller Center.

Of the 139 cast members who appeared on SNL, many have gone on to film and television careers. Of note, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, the current star of the HBO program Veep, also was a featured player in, oh … what was his name? You remember, that obsessive-compulsive comedian who had a show about nothing? Conan O’Brien was plucked from obscurity by Michaels, who put him in late-night and produced his show for four years. If you’re counting, that’s three current nighttime talk-show hosts coming from Michaels’ stable.

The Tonight Show moved from Los Angeles back to New York because of Michaels. And, of course, there’s always Senator Al Franken. If you ever find yourself missing former cast members, just check your local TV listings. There’s Conan on TBS, Andy Samberg in Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox, Tim Meadows in Bob’s Burgers, Kevin Nealon in Weeds, Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell in The Spoils of Babylon on IFC, and Memphis’ own Chris Parnell with Ana Gasteyer on Suburgatory on ABC. The familiar thing about these actors is that they all played recurring characters on SNL. The problem with the current cast of SNL is that there are so many of them, no one’s character has much of a chance to reoccur.

All those late-night talk shows need writers and staff, editorial directors, floor managers, and the like. Judging from last week’s SNL starring Seth Rogan, it would seem that the best of them packed their joke-bags to join Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers. Rogan is mildly humorous, but I outgrew fart jokes in junior high. The current cast has 17 members, including six newcomers, in contrast with the original seven in 1975. It’s like getting transferred to a different prison. It takes time to learn everyone’s name.

Also, I am not as enamored of Jimmy Fallon as others seem to be. Like Leno before him, I think Fallon tries a little too hard, and his bromance with Justin Timberlake has become disturbing. I was always a David Letterman kind of guy, and his announced retirement might have been more sorrowful had it not been for the news of who will be replacing him. Stephen Colbert has, for the past nine years, had the most subversive show on television in The Colbert Report. Assuming the role of a self-described “well intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot,” Colbert has taken his outrageous character all the way to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where he had the balls to skewer an oblivious George Bush to his face. Colbert has said that he will drop the character for the late-night gig, so I’ll be tuning in to find out who he actually is. It will be something new, and that beats dumbed-down, repackaged, and recycled sketches from Saturday Night Live every time.

Randy Haspel writes the “Born-Again Hippies” blog, where a version of this column first appeared.

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Timberlake and Samberg’s “D–k” In A Box Wins Emmy

The off-color Saturday Night Live video featuring Justin Timberlake and strategically placed gift boxes was honored at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards.

“Dick in a Box,” last December’s fake music video performed by Timberlake and Saturday Night Live cast member Andy Samberg, is about wrapping a part of the male anatomy and presenting it to a loved one as a holiday present.

“I think it’s safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking ‘Emmy!'” Samberg said in accepting the award Saturday for best original music and lyrics.

“The other thing we were thinking was, ‘Hey! Here’s this young up and comer, Justin Timberlake, who is clearly very talented and could clearly use a break,'” Samberg said. “So, Justin, if you’re out there, congrats to you, kid.'”

The video, which beat out competition that included two songs from a musical edition of Scrubs, became an Internet sensation. It garnered millions of views on YouTube and NBC’s website, which posted an un-bleeped version.

The Creative Arts Emmys, which recognize technical and other achievements for the 2006-07 season, will air Sept. 15 on E!, the night before the Primetime Emmy Awards on Fox.

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