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Country Folks vs. City Folks

A few years back, a friend from college came to visit me in Memphis. He lives in a small town in southern Illinois. I took him to play golf at one of our local courses, and afterward we decided we needed a beverage, so I pulled into a Mapco on Summer Avenue.

“You’re stopping here?” he asked, obviously alarmed.

“Yeah, why not?” I said. Then I looked around and saw the store through his eyes. Almost everyone in sight was black or brown. He saw it as a scary place; I saw it as a place to buy beer.

A friend from Detroit came to visit me a while back. He loves fly-fishing, so I took him over to Sylamore Creek in Arkansas to catch some smallmouth. In order to get past a deep spot in the stream, we had to cross a small pasture populated by maybe a dozen cows.

“You’re going across that field?” he asked.

“Yeah, why not?” I said.

“Aren’t you worried about those cows coming after us?” he said.

It’s human nature: If you’re not used to something, you tend to fear it. It’s what we fear that shapes the real divide in the U.S., and it’s manifested in our politics. If you look at the latest post-election maps, most of the blue voters are in urban areas, while vast swaths of red cover rural America.

In Tennessee, in an election that saw around 40 percent of the electorate go to the polls, the red areas won last week, resulting in roughly 21 percent of the voting-eligible population getting four amendments passed, including Amendment 1, which opens the door for far more restrictive abortion laws. Tennessee’s urban voters were heavily against Amendment 1; rural voters were overwhelmingly for it.

Urban progressives who feared the state government’s intervention in what they saw as a medical decision were out-voted by rural conservatives who feared Tennessee would become an “abortion destination” and that God would be displeased with a ‘No’ vote.

Conservative fears won in Alabama, too, as voters there passed their own Amendment 1, which bans “foreign laws” from being implemented in the state — like that’s going to happen. But fear of “Sharia Law” trumped reason.

Fear won almost everywhere, actually. Millions of voters around the country ignored years of sustained job growth, falling unemployment, a rising stock market, low gas prices, and a national deficit that’s been radically reduced and voted from fear — of the manufactured crises of Ebola, ISIS, child immigration, gay marriage, and most of all — a scary, despotic, socialist black president.

The golden rule of politics is no longer: “It’s the economy, stupid.”

It’s: “Scare them stupid.”

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Letter From the Editor: The Mop Sink Mob

It was reported by AP this week that a couple of our intrepid guardians of public morality in the Tennessee General Assembly had raised questions about some new sinks in the capitol building. A state senator and a state representative expressed concerns that utility sinks installed on bathroom floors were meant to allow Muslims to wash their feet before praying. We can’t have that, of course.

Turns out that the sinks were put on the floor to better allow custodians, presumably Christian, to rinse their mops and not, thankfully, evidence of Sharia Law creeping into our legislative bathrooms.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Unfortunately, these same bozos are now in charge of everything in Tennessee, including public education, where they are planning more mischief. Aided and abetted by private education and conservative “think tank” lobbyists, GOP legislators are pushing to expand a new voucher program proposed by Governor Bill Haslam.

Haslam’s bill would make 5,000 vouchers available to low-income children who attend low-performing public schools. The number would increase to 20,000 by 2016. Private schools could accept the voucher students but could not charge those students more than what the voucher pays. But this just gets the camel’s nose into the tent. (No Sharia pun intended.)

What these legislators and their lobbyist pals really want is to funnel massive amounts of tax-payer dollars into private education. They want to expand the voucher program by making subsidies for private school tuition available to families with much higher incomes. They want to allow private schools to charge students an additional 10 percent beyond what the voucher pays and allow parents of those students to pay the difference between the voucher amount and the school’s tuition.

This amounts to the public subsidizing people who want to send their kids to private schools, whether it’s Jim Bob’s Jesus Academy, Willie Herenton’s charter schools, or Hutchison.

It’s a huge financial boondoggle and probably unconstitutional. (Similar measures have been successfully challenged on constitutional grounds in other states.) But with a GOP “super-majority” that’s unchallengeable by the few remaining Democrats in Nashville, this latest version of privatizing our tax money and sending it to “nonprofit” organizations is probably headed for passage.

I just wonder how they will react when somebody decides to use a voucher to send their kid to Muhammad’s Sharia Prep.

Bruce VanWyngarden

brucev@memphisflyer.com