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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

In the 50 years since Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson’s first gaming session in a Lake Geneva, Wisconsin basement, Dungeons & Dragons has gone from weird niche hobby to Satanic plot to widely influential pillar of popular culture. Game concepts like hit points, character classes, and alignment which underlie everything from Final Fantasy to Grand Theft Auto began with D&D. Now in its fifth edition, the game is more popular than ever; current owners Wizards of the Coast estimates there are more than 50 million players worldwide. 

D&D has evolved over the years. Coming from the tradition of H.G. Wells’ Little Wars and military tabletop training exercises, Gygax and Arneson were mostly concerned with creating a set of rules for simulating medieval combat and magic. In 1980, The Straight Dope described D&D as “a game that combines the charm of a Pentagon briefing with the excitement of double-entry bookkeeping.” 

But what most players found fascinating was creating characters and participating in derring-do. D&D 5E and other contemporary role playing games like Stars Without Number are primarily story creation engines. A typical D&D game in 2023 is equal parts improv theater and group problem-solving exercise — a game of craps with a plot. 

Hugh Grant as Forge the Lord of Neverwinter. (Courtesy Paramount Pictures)

The setting that Gygax and company envisioned for their game was a mix of real details from the Middle Ages (Gygax had a peculiar obsession with halberds) and Romantic and fantasy literature from Ivanhoe to The Eternal Champion. Knights and kings rub shoulders with wizards and griffons. A part of the game’s appeal is that everyone can create their own fantasy stories, but in practice, the characters and plots created rarely rise to the majesty of Tolkien or exhibit the moral clarity of Le Guin. But so what? The important part is, you’re the one who gets to make the choices, reap the rewards, and suffer the consequences. 

D&D was catapulted into the mainstream when Eliot played it in E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial, but four previous attempts to adapt it for the big screen (not to mention the beloved but terminally corny animated series) have been abject failures. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves avoids the traps its predecessors fell into by taking the source material as seriously as the average player takes their gaming sessions. In other words, it’s an action comedy. 

Michelle Rodriguez and Chris Pine in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (Courtesy Paramount Pictures)

Edgin (Chris Pine) is a bard who ditched his vows as a Harper to take a few levels as rogue after his wife was killed by vengeful Red Wizards of Thay. He finds crime pays better than heroism, and forms an adventuring party with the barbarian Holga (Michelle Rodriguez), the sorcerer Simon (Justice Smith), and charismatic thief Forge (Hugh Grant in full camp mode). They meet the warlock Sofina (Daisy Head) in a tavern, who enlists them in her quest to burgle a Harper trove which she says contains a magic item that could bring Edgin’s wife back to life. Leaving daughter Kira (Chloe Coleman) behind, Edgin leads the party into the vault, only to be betrayed and left to be captured. 

Two years later, Holga and Edgin escape the slammer. Forge has parlayed his ill-gotten gains into the lordship of Neverwinter, with Sophina as his trusted advisor, and Kira his adoptive daughter. Instead of the family reunion they were expecting, Forge marks them for execution, so they’re on the run again. Such is the life of the freelance murder hobo. 

Sophia Lillis as Doric the Druid. (Courtesy Paramount Pictures)

In true D&D fashion, each new obstacle in the party’s path leads to a mini-quest. To redeem himself with his daughter, Edgin must plan a new heist that will expose Forge as Sophina’s catspaw. To do that, he needs a magic helmet. To find out where the magic helmet is, he must speak with the dead. To do that, he needs his old friend Simon, the shapeshifting druid Doric (Sophia Lillis), and the paladin Xenk (Regé-Jean Page). And so on.

The usual problem with adapting games into film is that there’s not enough plot to hang a story on (I’m looking at you, Angry Birds.) D&D is nothing but stories. Honor Among Thieves feels like something a dungeon master would cook up for a campaign. Directors Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley, who did the sleeper hit action comedy Game Night, understand that formulating an overly complex plan and then bickering about who messed up the plan is the real essence of the game. The action sequences are generally well done, and — with the exception of a bravado one-shot sequence where the shape-shifting Doric escapes from a castle —succinct. The magic duels are actually creative, not just wizards unimaginatively shooting lasers at each other like in so many Harry Potter movies. For longtime players, it’s thrilling to see Monster Manual entries like Displacer Beasts and Gelatinous Cubes come to life — proving that these classic creature designs are still superior to most modern Hollywood imaginings. 

Pine, who has been great in everything for years, finally comes into his own as a movie star. The chemistry between him and his team ultimately elevate Honor Among Thieves. What the film most resembles is the low- to mid-budget fantasies of the 80s, like Willow, Ladyhawk, and Legend. Even for the uninitiated, it’s still good fun.

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It Chapter Two

Me: Well, I saw the rest of It.

You: The rest of what?

M: It.

Y: Right, what did you see the rest of?

M: It.

Y: What is it?

M: Chapter Two. You know, the sequel to the highest grossing horror movie of all time, It.

Y: Oh, yeah. I forgot about It. It seems like It came out a long time ago.

M: It was only 2017. That’s life in the Trump era.

Y: Huh. Well, how was it?

M: It was okay, I guess. I’ll have to admit, I thought the first one was overrated, even though I know most people don’t agree. It made $700 million domestically! There were some good performances, like Sophia Lillis as Beverly Marsh, the lone girl in the group of teenage friends who call themselves the Losers. They live in the small town of Derry, Maine, which, it turns out, has a kind of Hellmouth situation.

Y: You mean like Sunnydale in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

M: Not exactly. It was built on the site where an ancient evil crashed to Earth from the sky, presumably from space. Now it’s haunted by Pennywise, a demon who looks like a clown who dances and sings little songs.

Y: A clown, huh? That doesn’t sound so scary.

M: The clown eats children.

Y: Huh.

M: Also, it sometimes takes the form of a semi-humanoid spider thingy. And it knows your worst fear and will taunt you with it before it eats you with its thousand-toothed maw.

Y: That’s messed up.

M: That’s Stephen King for you. It’s based on one of his most beloved novels.

Y: What’s it called?

M: It.

Y: Right. Shoulda seen that one coming. So how does it compare to the book?

M: I don’t know; I never read It.

Y: Not a Stephen King fan?

M: No, I like King just fine. ‘Salem’s Lot was my jam. Vampires crossed with Lovecraftian, New England, existential horror — someone should adapt that one. Shut up and take my money!

Y: Stephen King’s had a lot of movies made out of his books, hasn’t he?

M: He’s the most adapted author in history. The trailer for Doctor Sleep, the sequel to The Shining, ran before It Chapter Two. Looked pretty good.

Y: He wrote The Shining, too? That guy gets around!

M: He sure does. He’s got a cameo in It Chapter Two as the owner of a pawn shop, playing opposite James McAvoy as Bill, who grows up to become a horror writer. King was my favorite part of Creepshow, where he played the farmer who gets eaten by meteorite slime. He’s a much better actor than he is a director. You ever seen Maximum Overdrive?

Y: No!

M: Don’t bother, unless you want to see what the product of full-blown cocaine psychosis looks like.

Y: Maybe I do …

M: That’s on you. Anyway, when they’re kids, the Losers have a run-in with Pennywise the clown; afterwards, they make a blood oath to reassemble if he ever comes back. Now, it’s 27 years later, and kids are disappearing in Derry again. Mike (Isaiah Mustafa/Chosen Jacobs) stayed in town, living above the library, obsessed with figuring out how to defeat Pennywise once and for all. He calls the now-grown-up Losers back together. The first film was set in 1989, which means It is kind of like The Big Chill for Gen Xers, only with a demon clown who feeds on your fear. It’s kinda like the Trump era.

Y: That’s a little too real.

M: Yeah. Pennywise the clown is a metaphor for coming to terms with your anxiety and past trauma. That’s what It is about. Fortunately, Bill Hader is in it, as Old Richie, who used to be Finn Wolfhard from Stranger Things. Hader saves It from its own increasingly ponderous mythology by basically playing himself. (If you haven’t seen Barry on HBO, it’s a must. He’s brilliant in it.) Jessica Chastain plays Old Beverly, and she’s got that Molly Ringwald haircut, to keep it authentic.

Y: Bottom line: Should I go see It Chapter Two?

M: Sure, if you like It. It doesn’t really hold together as a movie, but if you’re invested in It, you’ll probably dig It Chapter Two, even though it’s really long and a bit of a slog in places.

Y: Is it the best horror movie of the year?

M: No, that would be Us.

Y: Who?

It Chapter Two

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It

John Carpenter’s 1978 Halloween must be regarded as one of the most influential films of all time. Horror films have been around since the dawn of moving pictures, but the smashing success of The Exorcist in 1973 and Jaws in 1975 had loosened film investors’ purse strings and given the genre back some of the respectability it had squandered at the drive-in. But it was Halloween that would define the horror vibe for the next decade, horror’s silver age.

Today, ’80s horror is associated with the over-the-top gore of the slasher movie, exemplfied by Friday the 13th. But the original Halloween is not really like that. After a shocking start, it’s a creepy, slow burn that gets its power from the familiarity of the soon-to-be-deceased teenage characters, particularly Jamie Lee Curtis’ breakthrough performance as Laurie, the original Final Girl. In the ’80s, a big part of the appeal of horror was as a cinematic depiction of teen life. No film did that better than Wes Craven’s 1984 A Nightmare on Elm Street, which launched the career of a guy you might have heard of, Johnny Depp.

It is ostensibly a Stephen King adaptation, but it owes as much to A Nightmare on Elm Street as it does to its source material. King’s gritty, working-class characters from his 1970s potboilers like Carrie were a big influence on the horror auteurs of the ’80s, and by the time he finished It in 1986, he was watching his own ideas thrown back at him on the screen.

Meet the Losers Club — (left to right) Oleff, Grazer, Wolfhard, Jacobs, Lieberher, Lillis, and Taylor

Of course, after The Shining, King was on his way to being the most adapted writer in all of film history. That has resulted in some all-time classics, like Stand by Me and The Shawshank Redemption, and also big balls of dumb like Maximum Overdrive and this summers’ eye roller The Dark Tower. It is definitely a mark on the good side of the King ledger.

We first meet Bill Denbrough (Jaeden Lieberher) in his bedroom in Derry, Maine, making a paper boat for his little brother Georgie (Jackson Robert Scott) to sail in the rushing storm gutter on a rainy day. Bill is sick, so Georgie goes out alone, and when the boat gets swept into the sewer, he meets Pennywise (Bill Skarsgård). Lured by his boat — and an entirely plausible story about a super-fun circus that lives in the sewer — Georgie goes a little too far and becomes the first victim in a wave of missing children that sweeps through the small community.

The next summer, 1989, Bill and his friends in the Losers Club — chubby new kid Ben (Jeremy Ray Taylor), bespectacled loudmouth Richie (Finn Wolfhard), schlubby germophobe Stan (Wyatt Oleff), overprotected Eddie (Jack Dylan Grazer), and the home-schooled farm kid Mike (Chosen Jacobs) — set out to find the truth behind the disappearances while dodging the malevolent attention of a gang of bullies, led by budding psychopath Henry Bowers (Nicholas Hamilton). Meanwhile, Beverly Marsh (Sophia Lillis) is having some bully troubles of her own. The town mean girls have branded her a slut and unpopular loser. (As she says before getting trash water dumped on her “Which is it? Make up your mind!”) Fleeing her abusive father, she finds a natural kinship with the Losers Club and catches the eye of both Bill and Ben. The kids start to have visions invoking their worst fears, intertwined with the town’s dark past of murder, disappearance, and racist riots, which get more intense and dangerous as they close in on Pennywise, a malevolent supernatural force that feeds on fear. And what better way to generate fear than by manifesting as a clown?

Sharp-eyed genre observers will note that this is all very Stranger Things — right down to the presence of Wolfhard, who will return as the young hero Mike on the hit show next month. They share the core appeal of the plucky band of young nerds solving supernatural mysteries in the 1980s and the influences, which include The Goonies and Close Encounters of the Third Kind, currently still in theaters after a surprisingly successful 40th anniversary re-release. It delivers the atmospheric horror and jolts of big scares, but the core of the film is the chemistry and talent of its young ensemble cast. It turns into what Tarantino has called a “hang out movie,” and in this case, you’ll be hanging out in a sewer with a bunch of nerds and a scary clown — and having a blast.