Tokyo – Memphis Flyer

Fans having fun at authentic Elvis home Graceland, Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai.

Apr. 9, 2084, DUBAI — You know, it’s just like American idol Elvis Presley said to the people, when asked what he missed about his authentic Graceland home in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai. “I am missing everything about my authentic home,” he said. And fans of ElvisHouse Concerts are missing everything too when Giant Tim Urban Hologram isn’t playing the GhostHouse in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai.

“We are very excited to have Giant Hologram Tim Urban back in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai,” Gracespokesbot-6000 told the Memphis Flyer in a lively Psychlosian mind-link interview last Trumpsday. “Although he only placed seventh in season 9 of American Idol, Tim Prime’s reality TV cover of Jeff Buckley’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah,’ had a profound influence on future reality TV covers of Jeff Buckley’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah.'”

Giant Tim Urban Hologram Playing Graceland, Nashville; Graceland, Tokyo; and Graceland, Dubai

Performed as the climax of Giant Hologram Tim Urban’s high energy concert, Jeff Buckley’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” has been transformed into a powerful duet with the Living Head of Lisa Marie Presley, who performs live via Xenusian magic from her jar in Las Vegas.

“We are excited to have the Living Head of Lisa Marie Presley back at the GhostHouse in Nashville, Tokyo, and Dubai and performing with Giant Hologram Tim Urban,” Gracespokesbot-6000 says. “Although he only placed seventh in season 9 of American Idol, Tim Prime’s reality TV cover of Jeff Buckley’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah,’ had a profound influence on future reality TV covers of Jeff Buckley’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah.'”

Although he only placed seventh in season 9 of American Idol, Tim Prime’s reality TV cover of Jeff Buckley’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah,’ had a profound influence on future reality TV covers of Jeff Buckley’s cover of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.”
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AP — Northwest Airlines is considering whether to begin nonstop service in 2009 between its hub in Memphis and Tokyo, Japan.

The idea was raised by the Eagan, Minnesota-based airline’s CEO Doug Steenland in Japan last week, as a possible route for one of the new Boeing 787 planes the airline will receive in 2009. He also discussed reviving the New York to Tokyo flight canceled in 2005 as the airline entered bankruptcy protection.

“Mr. Steenland was talking about how Northwest might utilize the 787,” said Northwest spokesman Jim Herlihy. “It’s more than a year away, and there will be a lot of discussion between now and then.”

Memphis business leaders say they are pushing for the move to link local commerce with the Asian economy, but it’s still up in the air.

“This is not a done deal,” said John Moore, president and chief executive of the Memphis Regional Chamber of Commerce and former Northwest executive.

The only current trans-Atlantic passenger flight from the Mid-South region is Northwest-KLM’s daily flight direct to Amsterdam. Trans-Pacific flights must go through other hubs.

Northwest offers connections to 17 other Asian cities from its Tokyo hub, so that flight would have more business potential, said Michael Boyd, head of The Boyd Group of aviation consultants outside Denver.

“This is more important than the Amsterdam flight because Tokyo is where the growth is,” he said.

About 160 Japanese companies, including Nissan Motor, have operations in Tennessee, and not including locations in Arkansas and Mississippi.