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CAPTCHA Captures the Imagination

I’m proud to say I was part of the inspiration for Brandon Ramey’s  CAPTCHA, one of three ballets featured in Ballet Memphis’s “Winter Mix” program.

And, I might add, helping to inspire a ballet is a first for me.

“Well, if you’re a fan of gonzo journalism, it starts with you,” says Ramey, 32, a dancer in the Ballet Memphis company and assistant director of the school. “I saw a picture you had posted on your Facebook timeline. It looked like a painting of you eating a doughnut. And someone had commented, ‘Beautiful painting, Michael. Who’s the artist?’ And you told him it’s actually a photograph that someone used in the book, The Donut Shop That Never Sleeps. And that it was turned into a painting by an iPhone app.”

Michael Donahue in The Donut Shop That Never Sleeps. (Credit: Britton DeWeese)

That was the photo the book’s author, Britton DeWeese, took of me at Gibson’s Donuts, where he is manager/owner.

“That gave me the idea,” Ramey says. “I’m not a painter, but I consider myself an artist. So, I was shocked to see how easily I was fooled. I also thought it was an artist’s painting of you eating a doughnut.

“It kind of got the wheels turning. I started thinking, ‘What else can these computer algorithms achieve?’ They can control who we see and what we see on social media, but they also make paintings. And I also discovered there are computer algorithms that can generate music.”

Ramey bought the book. “I actually went and got a copy of the book after seeing your Facebook post on it,” he says. “My daughter loves it. She loves doughnuts.”

Brandon Ramey (Credit: Ballet Memphis)

Beyond local doughnut literature, Ramey began reading about David Cope. “He’s a former professor of music at the University of California at Santa Cruz. He developed a computer program that he named ‘Emily Howell.’ At first when I saw it, I was totally freaked out but intrigued. It sounds like something straight out of a science-fiction movie.

 “Emily Howell has a huge library of classical compositions in which she analyzed sound patterns and styles. So, she can compose new music in the style of, say, Bach or Beethoven or the style of Rachmaninoff based on patterns or styles she has analyzed through sheet music.”

Inspired by that process, Ramey constructed a ballet based on a statement made by Alan Turing, “the founding father of the computer process. He always said the benchmark for determining whether computers had human intelligence was whether or not they could fool you into thinking they were a real person in a text-based conversation.”

Ramey decided to do the same thing, but with classical music. “The structure of this piece is a Turing test for the audience in which I play music by Bach or Franz Liszt,” he says, “and I play this computer-generated music. The audience has to decide which is which.”

He paired Cope’s Emily Howell computer-programmed musical pieces with “real-life compositions” by classical composers.

CAPTCHA features four pieces of music in one 16-minute dance. Each section includes one computer-generated piece and one authentic piece. “I introduce the premise and the rules of the piece through the character of Emily,” he explains. “Inviting them to take part in the test and challenging them to see if they can tell the computer forgeries from the real thing — the authentic human compositions.”

CAPTCHA is an acronym for “Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart,” making it the perfect title for Ramey’s musical Turing Test.

Audience members don’t have to fill out forms during the production. This isn’t a written test, Ramey says. “We don’t check people’s work.”

But he meets audience members in the lobby after the ballet to see how they did. “Some people are completely right and some are a bit fooled. They’re not sure which is which,” he says.

And, Ramey says, “If  you want to know, you can look in the program. There is a cheat sheet in there.”

However, he really wants audience members to “figure it out themselves. As an artist, I’m really rooting for the audience to tell which compositions are human. If we can’t tell, how long before we switch out the human composer for computers? Or how long before we can replace the choreographers or even the dancers?”

The Boston Dynamics robotic company has a “hilarious algorithm of a really creepy rendering of ‘Do You Love Me.’ These robots are surprisingly good dancers.”

CAPTCHA features eight dancers. “The costumes are a form-fitting purple unitard. I wanted to accentuate the shape of a human being. At one point in the choreography I try to create the picture of the Vitruvian Man from the da Vinci drawing. The naked guy with his arms out to his side in the inside of a circle.

“The men have on sort of a see-through mesh mock turtle neck. The costumes were designed by Christine Darch. The women are in a purple unitard, which has heart-shaped cutouts at various points of the body. Just to evoke how the hearts, the shape of a heart, have been appropriated for social media.”

Hearts are used as a symbol for, “Oh, I like that,” on Facebook and Instagram, Ramey says. He wants to “put hearts back where they belong as being more human symbols as opposed to a computer social media symbol.”

Ramey isn’t in CAPTCHA, but he dances in George Balanchine’s Concerto Barocco, another piece in “Winter Mix,” with his wife, veteran dancer and assistant director at the school, Virginia Pilgrim Ramey.

Virginia Pilgrim Ramey and Brandon Ramey in “Concerto Barocco.” (Credit: Ballet Memphis)

His wife isn’t in CAPTCHA. “I wish she was in it. She’s in Trey McIntyre’s piece, Patsy Cline Gets Her Heart Broken.”

Ramey, who has been with Ballet Memphis since 2009, says CAPTCHA is his first main stage choreography with the company. “I’ve choreographed a number of works with the school and a dance film, Overview Effect, which debuted in 2021,” he says. “My attempt to take the audience to space and let everyone see how small and fragile our pale blue dot of an Earth is. And how we should take better care of each other since we’re all sharing this tiny grain of sand in this enormous cosmos.”

As for CAPTCHA, Ramey says, “Audience reaction has been great. I won’t tell you how it ends, but Anwen Brown, one of the last dancers on stage, said her favorite part is listening to the audience gasp right as it ends.”

Winter Mix is at 7:30 p.m., March 4th and 5th, and 2 p.m. March 6th at Playhouse on the Square, 66 Cooper Street. For tickets go to balletmemphis.org

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Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey’s “Commode to Joy”



Toilet paper probably is one of the main things people will bring up when they reminisce about the 2020 quarantine years from now.

Or maybe the fear of not having enough toilet paper. Empty grocery store shelves will come to mind.

Ballet Memphis dancers Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey addressed that subject in their video, Commode to Joy.

“That’s a play on Beethoven’s ninth symphony, often called ‘Ode to Joy,’” says Brandon, who produced and directed the video. Since the quarantine, Brandon has been making videos dealing with the travails of life during the pandemic.

Describing this video, Brandon says, “This was our reaction to very early on in the pandemic when we saw people posting on social media that everyone was going to the store and just grabbing up all the toilet paper and paper goods. We kind of didn’t believe it. We said, ‘We have enough toilet paper.’ We went to the store and the shelves were completely empty.”

Luckily, Virginia’s mom had some extra toilet paper, which she shared with them. “We thought this was one of the funniest side effects to people’s reactions to this kind of thing. I took that story line, fictionalized it, and made a dance to it.”

The video opens with Brandon on his way to the bathroom. “The camera pans and you see an empty toilet paper roll. And me holding the toilet paper roll. I hear all the news in my head about the run on toilet paper and I’m freaking out.”

He heads to their their local City Market. “I’m running through the store and I’m looking left and right. And they have plenty of toilet paper. I grab a roll. I’m so excited I can find toilet paper.”

The next scene cuts to Brandon running down the street with his roll of TP. “It’s unraveling a little bit over my head as I’m bringing it back to the house. Beethoven’s ninth symphony starts and I do a jump with the toilet paper and just start dancing for joy about how I found toilet paper. And Ginny joins me and she starts  dancing. It’s fun outside and a lot of room to move. Very energetic and exciting.

“The next thing you know, we get carried away with all this toilet paper. We’re happily rubbing it on our faces, juggling it, letting it roll over us.”

They get even more carried away. “We end up rolling the house. It gets stuck everywhere. It’s a mess.”

Virginia thought their extravagant use of toilet paper would be considered controversial, Brandon says. “Toilet paper is a rare commodity these days. People might be upset we’re wasting too much.”

But, he says, “We tried not to use too much. We pulled some of this off the trees and tried to roll it back on the roll. We’re actually using some of those rolls now.”

Brandon used the Norwegian National Opera Orchestra of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9 in D Minor. “The dancing was fairly pedestrian ’cause I was wearing jeans and we were in our sneakers. So I would call it a ‘ballet vocabulary adapted for a pedestrian wardrobe.’”

Commode to Joy, which — like their other videos — is posted on Facebook, probably is their most popular one because of the toilet paper crisis, Virginia says: “It was already such a funny, unusual situation for everybody to be in, to have this toilet paper shortage.”

People already knew it was going to be funny when they saw the title Commode to Joy, she says.

This is the first time she and Brandon have danced to Beethoven’s ninth symphony, Virginia says. “For it to be such a popular song, I don’t think I ever have. I know I will never hear the song again without thinking about ‘Commode to Joy.’”

To watch the video, click here: https://www.facebook.com/brandon.j.ramey.9/videos/10156693721092084/

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“Make New Friends” — A New Video by Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey

Virginia Pilgrim Ramey in ‘Make New Friends’



Brandon Ramey and his wife, Virginia Pilgrim Ramey, have danced together in roughly 30 Ballet Memphis productions. 

They’ve been married five years.

 They’ve been in quarantine almost seven weeks.

Their latest video, “Make New Friends,” is about what life would be like if they didn’t have each other during this time of isolation.

“We just sort of said to ourselves, ‘What if we didn’t have this great partnership to keep us supportive and entertained and sane?’” Brandon says. “It’s about what Ginny would do if she had to quarantine by herself. If she was just a single woman stuck inside for weeks on end.”

The video begins with Virginia listening to news reports about the quarantine in Memphis. She then checks off on a sheet of paper the days she’s been in quarantine.

She even plays checkers with their dog Jack on the kitchen island — a scene that actually worked out great, Brandon says. “We didn’t think that shot would work well, but he probably sat there for two and a half minutes before he jumped down.”

In the video, Virginia lovingly says, “You dummy,” to Jack. But then she gets an idea. “The Dummy” by Louis Armstrong begins playing. “She runs to the bedroom and starts pulling out old clothes: old sweatpants and an old sweater. And she starts stuffing pillows inside of it. She puts glasses on its face. And then she puts a beautiful red dress on, and they sit down at the dinner table for a date night. And she has a date with the dummy.”

The dummy then turns into Brandon. “I’m stuffed like the dummy,” he says.

After dinner, Brandon asks Virginia to dance. “I guess it’s a little bit like swing dancing, but interpreted through the eyes of someone who has T-shirts for bones. She dances with him. She’s got this nice red dress on, black high heel shoes, and they’re just dancing away with each other,” Brandon says. “I try and cut back and forth to me dressed up like the dummy and the actual prop dummy for comedic effect. He can do some things I can’t do.”

That’s the only dancing in the video, Brandon says. The rest of the video is Virginia “putting her dramatic side on full display.”

Virginia describes the video as “just fun and funny. We were laughing while we were filming it.”

They even left in some of the parts where they were laughing during filming. “We’re just having fun trying to portray what it’s like to just be sitting at home bored to tears,” she says.

“Make New Friends” is the fifth video they’ve made during quarantine. Brandon conceives and shoots the videos. “I’ve always enjoyed the acting part of ballet and portraying characters,” Virginia says. “I think I was pretty good at it from a young age. Just being an actress.”

Asked how he and Virginia have been spending their days in quarantine in real life, Brandon says, “We go on at least one family walk every single day. Put Ellie in the stroller, Jack on his leash, and the whole family goes out. We’ll walk for an hour and a half, sometimes longer. Just ’cause it’s a great way to enjoy each other’s company and get the blood pumping.”

They also cook together. “We eat almost all our meals on our back porch right now just because the weather’s so great. So, almost every meal — weather providing — is a family picnic.”

The Rameys recently began watching Little Fires Everywhere. “It’s a book I’m reading and Ginny has already read, so we kind of have our own little movie book club.”

And they’re dancing. “We’re still dancing in the mornings. Ballet Memphis is providing us with at least two classes a week. They send us a Zoom link and we all log in and take classes with Julie Niekrasz.”

Brandon describes their days as “more than a routine. Ours is a schedule. Events loaded on the Google calendar. My phone sends me notifications if I’m running late for one of our daily activities.”

As for upcoming Ramey videos, Brandon says, “We don’t have any plans for more right now, but that doesn’t mean it’s a hard stop. It just means with Memphis reopening in its various phases, the quarantine series is coming to an end. We might find there are other new and interesting takes on dancing in the era of the COVID. That might inspire us. I don’t want to put it to bed too firmly, but, for now, it’s going to be a pause.”

To watch “Make New Friends,” click here.

The Rameys at home — in real life

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Couch Potatoes – a New Video from Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey

Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey in their new quarantine video, ‘Couch Potatoes.’

Ballet Memphis dancers Brandon Ramey and his wife, Virginia Pilgrim Ramey, are back in a new quarantine dance video: Couch Potatoes.

“The story with this one is we’re just really settling into our quarantine and our social distancing life,” Brandon says. “I’ve been binging through episodes of This is Us faster than I’ve ever watched a TV show in my life.”

Their video, which relays what can happen when there’s only one potato chip left for two people, strikes a chord. “Other people have similar experiences. They’re out of work at home. Just trying to pass the time.”

Brandon and Virginia were set to play the lead roles in the Ballet Memphis production of “Cinderella” before COVID-19 brought the production to a halt. “Look at us. We’re just a bunch of elite dancers, elite artists, in one fell swoop to become a couple of spuds on the couch.”

Brandon describes the video as “a little fighting and dancing. It’s based on a true story. I would say the movie is pretty historically accurate. We just embellished the choreography a little bit.

“The true story is as simple as that. Sometimes Ginny and I will be passing a bag of chips back and forth and I will get the last one. And we’ll make eyes at each other as to who actually deserves to eat the last chip.”

Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey fight over a potato chip in their new quarantine video, ‘Couch Potatoes.’

Couch Potatoes is “definitely collaboration,” he says. “I would say I’m the choreographer and Ginny is my editor. She’s not shy about telling me something is not working.”

Couch Potatoes is a “little more lighthearted” than their previous dance video, Stay at Home, Virginia says. “I think the response has been even quicker and more enthusiastic about this one,” she says. “It’s something people can relate to: ‘I don’t believe you people really eat potato chips.’ We do.”

They danced in a small area in the video, but, Virginia says, “He’s just super creative in his movements. So, it’s not super balletic. It’s what we can accomplish on our little love seat in our den.”

Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey in their new quarantine video, ‘Couch Potatoes.’

Virginia wears “just kind of lounge wear. Sweatpants and a T-shirt and a cardigan.”

Brandon, she says, wears “pajama pants, a T-shirt, and a hoodie.”

They’re not wearing conventional dance slippers. Instead, they’re dancing in their socks. “We just kind of wear socks around the house.”

“No ballet slippers,” Brandon says. “Just my cozy house socks.”

Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey in their new quarantine video, ‘Couch Potatoes.’

The couple work on their videos just about every evening. “The choreography starts a few days before we do any actual filming,” he says. “We’ll put Ellie (their daughter) to bed at 6:30. We’ll eat a quick dinner. And we’ll just figure out what the moves are going to be from 7 until 10 when we go to bed.”

Making videos “gives us something to do,” Brandon says. “And I just love hearing from people. The responses. How they put a smile on their faces and brightens their day.”

He heard from a cousin, now a professional cellist in Canada, who he hadn’t seen since he was four years old. The videos “expand our sphere of interactions.”

He and his wife give themselves a dance class to “keep in shape,” Brandon says.

But they also are working on two more videos. “We’re working on a short film about Cinderella going to the ball, but the ball is cancelled because of coronavirus,” Brandon says.

“The other one is about the toilet paper shortage. And we’re using ‘Ode to Joy.’” But we’re calling the piece, ‘Commode to Joy.’”

Watch the video here.

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A Quarantine Dance from Ballet Memphis’ Brandon and Virginia Pilgrim Ramey

Virginia Pilgrim Ramey — a dancer in quarantine — from Brandon Ramey’s video, ‘Stay Inside’


All you see of dancer Brandon Ramey in his Stay Inside video, are his feet. But he’s not wearing ballet slippers; he’s wearing a pair of Saucony sneakers.

His wife, Virginia Pilgrim Ramey, does the dancing. The Rameys are veteran members of Ballet Memphis.

Describing the video, Brandon says, “It’s just an idea of what happens to a dancer when they’re stuck in quarantine. Everyone else gets to telecommute, work from home, do their jobs. But, obviously, a ballet dancer — that’s not an option.”

They don’t have an enormous home studio, where they can practice their dancing. The question, Brandon says, is “What happens to a ballet dancer when you’re stuck in rooms that are 12 feet by 12 feet?”

Which is exactly what he and Virginia and their 20-month-old daughter, Louellen, currently are doing.

They’ve been stuck at home since Ballet Memphis closed because of COVID-19 precautions. “Our last day of work was March 16th.”

Brandon didn’t waste any time making the short dance video, which he posted on Facebook and Instagram. “Our last day was on a Monday, and I started it on Tuesday, March 17th.”

He made the video “just out of frustration of the fact that the rest of our season was cancelled and Cinderella wasn’t going to happen.”

They both had the title roles. “She was going to be Cinderella and I was going to be her Prince Charming.

Brandon and Virginia Pilgrm Ramey in a 2016 Ballet Memphis production of “Cinderella.”

“The last day of work we weren’t preparing for the show. We were recording everything, to bring it back maybe next season. We were all feeling glum about not going to perform.”

Brandon wanted to figure out a way to make their art form “relevant and helpful in this current situation.”

The video lasts two minutes. “It starts with me walking down the street. You see my sneakers on the sidewalk. I’m walking by our house. It’s a dark night. Everyone is inside, but the lights are on. I walk up to the house just to see what’s going on and — boom! — Ginny appears and starts doing a dance about, basically, being locked in for the foreseeable future.”

He shot the video through the large glass window set in their front door. “It frames the shot perfectly. It emphasizes there’s this separation of the inside world without obstructing the view of the dance choreography.”

Virginia dances to the song “Stay Inside” by Raleigh Ritchie. “It really sinks up well to the times and the idea of being in quarantine.”

The video begins with Virginia dancing in clothes she would wear to go out someplace. It ends with her in pajamas. “The choreography is mine. I did the editing, but she’s my muse.”

Describing her outfits, Virginia says, “Basically the equivalent of skinny jeans and a nice blouse and a jacket and sneakers. Not like a fancy outfit. Still something I could move in. Obviously, I’m dancing in it. Kind of stretchy pants. We wanted it to have the look of ‘I’ve been out in public.’ But by the end of the video I’m just in a big, fuzzy, pink robe and a shower cap with a look of having been in the house or planning to be in the house for a good, long time. Kind of resigned to not caring at all.”

She and Brandon viewed the video as humorous, Virginia says, “But responses we’ve gotten from people are, ‘Oh, it’s so sad.’ People are feeling the depth of it. Everyone is like, ‘That’s exactly how I feel.’ It’s reaching people in a deeper way than I think we originally expected it to. Dance can always touch the heart of a subject quicker than words can. That’s my opinion being a dancer. I think Brandon really captured the way people were feeling in a way neither of us expected in two minutes.”

As for real life, the Rameys have created their own dance “studio” in their home.

“We have kind of moved some furniture around in our front room,” Virginia says. “We have a little area rug. We pulled that up. And so now we have just the hardwood. And we had a daybed in that room. So, we flipped it around so the headboard could be like a ballet barre. We’re really working with a makeshift studio.”

The Rameys — Virginia Pilgrim Ramey, Louellen, and Brandon Ramey — at home.

But, she says, “With the two of us side by side we kick each other or the window. Not to mention we have a toddler running around at our feet. Which we don’t normally have at our feet.”

The Rameys continue to be disciplined about their dancing. “Every morning at 9 we just do what we’d do if we’re going to work,” Brandon says. “Go in our little dance studio and give us a class up until we run out of room. We don’t know how long this quarantine is going to stretch on, but we want to come out of it keeping our instruments in the condition we need them to be for our professional dancing careers.”

Brandon also is filming ballet classes “and putting them on the internet so ballet students can stay in touch with us.”

They’re also working on other video projects. “We’re actually working on a short video now about turning into couch potatoes,” Brandon says.

To watch Brandon’s video, click on this link.