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Westboro Baptist Church Takes on the NBA, Ignores Elvis

The planned Westboro Baptist Church protest at Graceland started right on time but not in the location counter-protesters anticipated.

At 4:30 p.m., counter-protesters — decked out in rainbow attire and/or Elvis costumes and sideburns — were already huddled behind a police barricade outside Graceland’s iconic signature wall. But Westboro’s “God Hates Fags” signs were nowhere to be seen.

A few counter-protesters dressed like Elvis.

  • A few counter-protesters dressed like Elvis.

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Rumors began swirling that Westboro had set up across the street and a block away from Graceland, and against police wishes, the counter-protesters began slowly making their way down the street, a few at a time.

Sure enough, 10 or so Westboro members, most of them small children and teens, were holding their signature anti-gay signs at the corner of Elvis Presley and Lonely Street. But they weren’t lonely for long, as the LGBT-supportive crowd and a gaggle of curious tourists made their way to Westboro’s corner.

Most of the Westboro protesters were young children.

  • Most of the Westboro protesters were young children.

Although the Westboro Baptist Church’s website said they’d be protesting Elvis as a false idol and drug addict, they weren’t bearing any Elvis-related signs. Instead, the signs focused on gays, gay marriage, Obama, and new enemy — the NBA. Signs reading “Fag NBA” with pictures of rainbow basketballs were likely due to NBA star Jason Collins recently coming out as the first openly gay player in the NBA.

The NBA is a new target for Westboro.

  • The NBA is a new target for Westboro.

And Obama was a target as well.

  • And Obama was a target as well.

The Westboro members brought a stereo along with them, and they were playing Maroon 5 and Garth Brooks songs but changing the words like this catchy chorus from Maroon 5’s “This Love”: “This lust has taken control of you. We said, okay, god has become your foe.”

This lady never stopped singing.

  • This lady never stopped singing.

It wasn’t long before counter-protesters began posing for silly pictures with the Westboro people, who continued their singing while the photos were being taken. At one point, a counter-protester dressed as Elvis began serenading the Westboro crowd.

Eventually, the police assigned to watch the counter-protesters realized the protesters had moved to the location where the Westboro people were, and police on horses showed up to block Westboro’s members from further interaction with the counter-protesters.

The police separated counter-protesters from the Westboro members.

  • The police separated counter-protesters from the Westboro members.

Westboro packed up to leave at 5:40, a few minutes after the protest was supposed to have ended.

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Westboro Baptist Church Plans To Picket Graceland

God hates Elvis?

  • God hates Elvis?

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church, best known for their “God Hates Fags” protests and picketing at the funeral services of soldiers, are planning to demonstrate in front of Graceland on Friday, May 17th at 4:45 p.m.

According to their website, Westboro members view Elvis Prelsey as a false idol and a drug addict. Here’s their bizarre explanation:

God hates your Idols, so Westboro Baptist Church will picket one of the many major idols of Doomed USA, to wit: Graceland. Former home of Elvis Presley. ALL the evidence suggests that his present home is HELL.

Ask the Question: How did Elvis die? The Internet gives this: Elvis died on August 16, 1977 in the bathroom at Graceland. After being found on the bathroom floor, Elvis was rushed to the hospital where he was officially pronounced dead.

The coroner recorded the cause of death as cardiac arrhythmia. While true in the strictest sense (cardiac arrhythmia means that the heart was beating irregularly), the attending physicians deliberately omitted the fact that what had apparently caused Elvis’ heart to beat irregularly and then stop was an overdose of prescription drugs. These drugs included codeine, Valium, morphine, and Demerol, to name a few.

Some people believe that Elvis Presley is still alive. It is an interesting idea to explore. (WHAT?! You people need something to do with your time!!)

Assuming you do believe that Elvis died, you can visit his grave at Graceland. (YES, gotta worship the rotting carcass of that lecherous, adulterous, pervert and drug addict!) I did NOT ask the Question: What happened in the Jungle Room! My stomach is only so strong.

Oh, and of course they have to work homophobia in somehow. After a listing a few Bible verses, this little nugget is thrown in at the end of the post:

GOD killed your idol, Elvis.

For ALL this, God has cursed you with Same Sex Marriage, a thing that will be your final undoing! Praise God!

Westboro is also planning to protest Ole Miss on May 18th. Though we can’t quite make out the reason by reading the ranting post, it appears to have something to do with their football team as a false idol and something to do with the movie, The Blind Side.