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White Noise

In 1985, when Don DeLillo wrote his acclaimed novel White Noise, it was considered an absurdist comedy. When you’re watching Noah Baumbach’s 2022 film adaptation of White Noise, you will have moments of startling deja vu. What was considered over-the-top crazy in 1985 is now just stuff that happens in everyday life.

DeLillo’s “hero,” if you want to call him that, is Jack Gladney (Adam Driver), a prominent professor of “Hitler Studies” at a Midwestern liberal arts college. Both he and his wife Babette (Greta Gerwig) are on their fourth marriages, so their four children live in an extremely mixed family. Luckily, the kids seem to get along well, bonded by their shared love of televised disasters. Plane crashes, floods, fires — the deadlier the better, says this household of typical viewers.

But disasters are only fun to watch at a safe remove. When they’re actually happening to you, it’s a different story. A few miles from the Gladney residence, a drunken trucker accidentally rams his tanker into a train full of chemicals. At first, Jack doesn’t believe the “airborne toxic event” is going to be a problem. Desperate evacuations to grubby refugee camps is something that happens to people in Haiti, not affluent Midwesterners. Even the frantic call from a National Guard truck to “evacuate immediately!” is an annoyance because it comes in the middle of dinner.

Adam Driver, Greta Gerwig, and Don Cheadle deliver performances that hit a little too close for comfort in this absurdist comedy. 

For those of us who just lived through the pandemic, the Airborne Toxic Event feels like prophecy. The authorities can’t even agree on what to call it at first, and the name they settle on is comically ambiguous. The ever-changing signs of exposure to the toxic cloud include vague things like “unexplained deja vu” — when Steffie (May Nivola) experiences tingling in her extremities, Heinrich (Sam Nivola) accuses her of experiencing “outdated symptoms.” Even the anticlimactic end of the event seems familiar. One day, everyone is just allowed back to their homes, and not much else is said about the whole affair.

For his 11th film, Baumbach has taken on an extremely high degree of difficulty in adapting a beloved, but prickly, literary masterpiece. He leans heavily on Driver, who delivers with his usual intensity. You might not think “team teaching a college class on the parallels between Hitler and Elvis” sounds like good fodder for a cinematic experience, but Driver and Don Cheadle, who plays Jack’s frenemy professor Murray, make it riveting.

Gerwig and Baumbach are a couple, and judging from Lady Bird and Little Women, she is every bit his equal as a director. (Her $100 million Barbie movie drops next summer.) Babette gets pushed aside, in favor of Jack’s comically exaggerated narcissism. During her big scene, in which she confesses her drug addiction and affair, a stunned Jack can only repeat, “This is not Babette’s purpose.” DeLillo intended Jack to be an affectionate parody of the many “white guys who teach college” protagonists of literary novelists like Raymond Carver and John Irving. But after the Trump era, his unexamined selfishness seems uglier, and less funny.

Even though Jack and Babette’s lives continue to become more surreal and more complex, the film never really matches the energy of the A.T.E. I often quote the Hitchcock adage that mediocre books make the best movies. Works of literary genius that depend on wordsmithery usually get lost in translation. (Paul Thomas Anderson’s Inherent Vice is the exception that proves the rule.) Baumbach’s White Noise is dense and wordy. He creates some unlikely thrilling moments. I’m not sure what it all means, or if it holds together, but I do know that I’m still thinking about it, and I want to watch it again.

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Now Playing in Memphis: Emancipation, Strange Christmas, and White Noise

Holiday movie season is in full swing, with a mix of Christmas-themed films like Violent Night and awards contenders angling for attention.

The latter category includes Emancipation. Rock-smacking Will Smith stars as Peter, a slave on a Louisiana plantation who escapes to join the Union Army and put the hurt on some Confederates. Based on a true story from the Civil War era (except the real person was named Gordon), this is big-budget action adventure with a conscience.

The Big Bang Theory‘s Jim Parsons stars in Spoiler Alert, a romantic tear-jerker based on a memoir by journalist Michael Ausiello. He meets the love of his life, photographer Kit Cowan (Ben Aldridge), but their love is ultimately doomed. Directed by The Big Sick‘s Michael Showalter, this one looks to be a three-hanky deal.

The Colombian entry into the International Feature Academy Awards category, Memories of My Father is a story of Héctor Abad Gómez, a doctor and human rights activist who was murdered by a government paramilitary hit squad in the late 1960s. The film is told from the perspective of his son, Héctor Abad Faciolince, who wrote the book on which brothers Fernando (who also directs) and David Trueba based the screenplay.

Don DeLillo’s 1985 novel White Noise has proven to be an enduring classic that nailed the paranoia and disorientation of the information age a decade before it really got going. Director Noah Baumbach’s adaptation stars Adam Driver and Greta Gerwig as a couple of academics whose comfortable lives are upended by an “airborne toxic event.”

On Saturday night, the Time Warp Drive-In closes out its 2022 season at the Malco Summer Drive-In with Strange Christmas, featuring Robert Zemeckis’ uncanny valley cult classic from 2004, The Polar Express.

Keeping with the theme of questionable CGI, did you know the highest-grossing holiday film of all time is 2018’s The Grinch? Now you do.

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White Noise: Greetings From Sector Seven

Greetings from Sector 7. Things have been pretty quiet around here. Too quiet. Sometimes at night all I can hear is the ticking of the grandfather clock. At times it seems so loud it makes my ears ring. I could relax if I could only stop that infernal ticking. Wait. I remember. We don’t have a grandfather clock. Then it must be a heartbeat. I’m not the only one in this house with a bass drum for a heart. Which one is doing this incessant pounding? I get it. It’s not them. It’s me. It’s just the blood pulsing in my inner ear, through the cochlea and on to the cranium. Maybe it’s time to remove the bandana. 

Have I slipped into an Edgar Allan Poe story? Let me think. Oh, yes. This is more like the novel White Noise by Don DeLillo, when a chemical spill from a railroad car created “The Airborne Toxic Event,” which forces the evacuation of a college town. Time is measured as before and after the “Event.” An experimental drug called “Dylar” is used to treat the widespread fear of dying, but it has unpredictable side effects. If all this sounds familiar, it is yet another example of life imitating art. DeLillo’s novel was published in 1985. Who knew 35 years later we would be living it?

We’re making the best of our quarantine, induced by the rampant spread of COVID-19 — or as Donald Trump called it for weeks, the flu. Tennessee Governor Bill Lee didn’t help matters by waiting about three weeks later than other states to issue stay-at-home orders. My Nashville pals tell me that Lower Broadway was still packed with partiers long after other cities had taken the health warnings to heart. When the bars finally did close, the only saloon owner determined to keep his place open was Trump devotee, Kid Rock. As a result, Nashville is now a “hot spot” for the virus. Memphis would be in better shape if the virus wasn’t being trucked in by our neighbors from Mississippi and Arkansas, whose governors have done little to nothing to encourage stopping the spread.

Do you think there might be a connection between viral outbreaks in states with Republican governors who ignored the experts’ warnings and a president who called it “the new Democratic hoax,” with the legitimate press “in hysteria mode,” designed to hurt his re-election chances? Fox News echoed the malignant disinformation for several weeks, so now the virus has been confirmed in all 50 states and shelter-in-place orders have been issued by governors nationwide while Trump is still issuing “travel guidelines.” The “fake-news” New York Times reported that the president was warned of an impending pandemic in early January, but he played down the crisis, not wishing to disturb the stock market and because of his suspicions over the motives of the “Deep State.”

All that’s left to do is to make the best of an unprecedented disaster and practice social distancing until, or if, a vaccine is found. Actually, this isn’t too much of a stretch for me. I’d make a great candidate for house arrest. Other than occasionally visiting with friends, eating at a restaurant, or going to hear live music, we didn’t leave the house that much before the pandemic. I have FaceTimed with more friends and relatives in the past month than I have in the previous year. Facebook has been a great tool to keep up with the other shut-ins, if they would only stop sending me videos on Facebook Messenger. Some of my relatively elderly acquaintances were unaware of the many food delivery services. OK, BOOMER! Download apps from Postmates, Grubhub, DoorDash, or Bite Squad and they’ll deliver meals from your favorite restaurants right to your door. In fact, they’ll leave it so no human contact is involved. But then again, some of my technically challenged friends don’t know what an app is. Such is the generational divide. Also remember, you’re not trapped in your house. You can still go for walks. If not for you, do it for the dog.

We’ve begun a walking routine after I passed by a mirror naked and saw a beer belly that suddenly appeared out of nowhere — and I don’t even drink beer. People are really friendly out there. If you see someone coming, this is the only time you can cross to the other side of the street without offending anyone. We even stopped to talk with a couple sitting on their front porch. I don’t recall that happening, ever.

Now I understand how people passed the time during the 19th century. After the plague is over, there could be a renaissance of front porches. We’ve also been watching a whole lot of television. We got a smart TV, but we’re too dumb to figure out how to use it properly. The news reminds us that the real heroes of this scourge are the front-line medical workers who risk their lives in ill-equipped hospitals to treat the afflicted. But we’ve also realized which jobs are also truly “essential.”

They are the grocery store employees — folks who stock the shelves, mop the floors, and mostly make minimum wage. Then there are the drivers who bring you your food, chefs and cooks who prepare it, and restaurant workers, many who have been furloughed, who pack it up and send it out.

My heart goes out to the club owners and all the great musicians who have lost their venues but are posting “virtual” concerts online, because we need them now more than ever.

This virus won’t last forever. Perhaps with the arrival of hot weather, we’ll get a respite. But come November, I will crawl through an infected field of dead Chinese bats just to cast a vote against this evil, bloviating bastard who sits in the White House. I can stand unlimited quarantine for the coronavirus, but I can’t take four more years of this man-made horror show.

Randy Haspel writes the “Recycled Hippies” blog.

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Music Video Monday: Nots

For 4/20 we have a psychedelic blast of color from Memphis garage punks Nots

The clip for the Goner Records artists latest single “White Noise” comes ahead of their upcoming tour with New Orleans’ organ maniacs Quintron and Miss Pussycat, who appear in the video (in drag, in Mr. Quintron’s case). Shot at the Saturn Bar and directed by New Orleans video artist 9ris 9ris, the fixed-camera video cranks up the chroma and exploits analog video distortion to create a warm, shifting color palette.

Music Video Monday: Nots

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