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MEMernet: High MLGW Bills, Whatever Happened to Memphis?, and the Hamburglars

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High As Hell

How high was your Memphis Light, Gas & Water bill? A Memphis Redditor suggested the answer with a meme showing Willie Nelson, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, and Snoop Dogg, all notorious for being super-duper high.

Hate Watch

Posted to YouTube by Forgotten Places

The Memphis subreddit was (mostly) hate-watching a YouTube video published last week from a channel called “Forgotten Places.” In it, the YouTuber (sounding like he’s reading a book report before his fifth-grade social studies class) says that Memphis has seen “rises, falls, and stagnation quite contrary to national trends.”

Though, he said (many hilarious times) the city has “fairly desirable weather.” To which, Redditor lokisilvertongue said, “‘Fairly desirable weather,’ he says, as the Gold Bond in my pants is turning into roux.”

Burgers and Dogs

Posted to Facebook by WMCTV Action News 5

WMCTV had some fun with a crazy news story last week, in which a Knoxville couple allegedly stole $2,000 worth of hot dogs and hamburgers. Crazier still, the couple did it, “During Memphis Flyer Burger Week? On National Hot Dog DAY?! What are the odds?” asked the station.

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MEMernet: Athletes, Potholes, and a ‘Lil Bitty Penis’

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Athlete Marketplace

Last week University of Memphis Athletics launched its official online marketplace on Opendorse for student athletes to sell their name, image, and likeness to brands, sponsors, and donors. For example, digital deals (tweets and such) with U of M softball outfielder Hannah Bassham (above) start at $10.

Pothole Police

Posted to YouTube by Jakely Adams

YouTuber Jakely Adams watched cars bottom out in a Memphis pothole last week in a video that racked up more than 12,600 views.

“Not the new Chrysler,” Adams moaned as the car (above) approached the “big ass” pothole. The car scraped inside the crater and Adams cried, “God dog! That is wild!”

‘Lil Bitty Penis’

Posted to Nextdoor by Crystal Hall

Grahamwood Heights neighbor Crystal Hall wanted justice last week. A man flashed her “with his penis” on the sidewalk in front of her house. She hoped neighbors on Nextdoor could get his car tag as she was filing a report on “the flasher man” for “pulling out that lil bitty penis.”

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UNAPOLOGETIC and Memphis Slim House Bring ‘Future Insiders’ to Memphis

Since 2020, YouTube’s $100 million Black Voices Fund has been doing stellar work around the globe, producing original new works that express many facets of the Black experience and empowering emerging artists to better establish themselves and give their work a higher profile. Future Insiders is a part of the Music Community Pillar of the Black Voices Fund. It creates opportunities for exposure and learning for young people across the globe. So far, the program has partnered with community organizations in New York, Los Angeles, The Bay Area, Rio de Janeiro, Houston, Atlanta, London, Lagos, and Accra.

Now, thanks to a new partnership with UNAPOLOGETIC and Memphis Slim Collaboratory, aka the Memphis Slim House, Future Insiders is adding Memphis to that list.

The two Memphis organizations have joined forces with YouTube Music to host an initiative designed to reach youth who aspire to enter the music and creative industries. The immersive four-day virtual course will provide an outlet for young adults aged 18-26 to learn first-hand skills from successful music artists, industry experts and the YouTube Music team. Registration for the free course, which runs from Monday, March 21 through Thursday, March 24, is now open at this link.

Memphis Flyer spoke with IMAKEMADBEATS, founder of UNAPOLOGETIC, and Tonya Dyson, executive director of Memphis Slim Collaboratory, about what they hope to accomplish and what participants can expect from the experience.

Memphis Flyer: What was the catalyst for Future Insiders coming to Memphis?

IMAKEMADBEATS: YouTube reached out to us. A friend — and entrepreneurial mind — who works for YouTube, Deron Hall, reached out to UNAPOLOGETIC and Memphis Slim House, towards the top of this year, and put us on to this program to see if we were interested.

This is not unlike work that UNAPOLOGETIC does anyway, true?

IMAKEMADBEATS: Yeah. We’ve taken an unorthodox approach to that, historically. This’ll probably be the most traditionally structured thing we’ve ever been a part of, regarding something like that. But yeah, we just pulled in 40 interns who are 100 percent Gen Z’ers, to help them learn and grow. So we’ve always been involved in that form of education. And the Memphis Slim House has that deep in its roots; it’s the very purpose of its existence. Memphis Slim House has definitely done its work, and continues to do its work, helping out young people in the city.

Tonya, the Collaboratory has had workshops and seminars like this for years, hasn’t it?

Tonya Dyson: Yeah, we have. So we definitely love the fact that we got this opportunity. One, to partner with UNAPOLOGETIC, and of course to double down with such a major brand as YouTube Music and the Black Voices Fund.

Has YouTube come in with a pre-structured program, or is there a lot of leeway in how you manage it?

IMAKEMADBEATS: They came in with a structure that fits how they’ve done it in previous cities. But they also let us speak specifically to the culture and context of this city. And around that, we get to imagine and pull in some cool people who can speak to those ideas. Because Memphis and the creative industries here are very different from every other city.

So they help bring in some expertise, and that complements your knowledge?

Tonya Dyson: Yes, in a sense. It’s a really great partnership in every sense of the word. We’re all pooling our connections. They had a set structure as far as it being four days, operating within the time frame of two to three hours of virtual programming. But they also let us use our voices to create and shape what the Memphis version would look like. One of the things they kept saying was, ‘Memphis can look different.’ Because you see Memphis everywhere. When it comes to hip hop, when it comes to entrepreneurship, when it comes to film, when it comes to dance, you see Memphis all over the place. So one of the things they did was to give us the creative freedom to imagine a Memphis version of Future Insiders, where we can use artists who are local, but national at the same time. They’re homegrown here, but they have the national spotlight. So it’s kind of like a homecoming, where we can match local artists with the nationally known artists. And we can meld the two, to bring in all their experiences.

Are the presentations grouped by topic?

Tonya Dyson: It’s really a mix of a lot of fireside chats, breakout discussions and panel discussions. And it really deals with the artists in a holistic sense. So not only are we giving music industry pointers, we’re also talking about songwriting, fashion and styling, videography and photography, and even wellness: well being, health and wholeness. Artists will talk about how they maintain their mental health and build their physical strength. And we’ll also talk about balancing multi-hyphenates. That’s our actual panel discussion, where we have people who wear multiple hats giving pointers on how to do that. So this won’t be the typical panel discussion, where we say, ‘These are the industry things and here are some pointers.’ We’re taking a well rounded approach, and that’s made it a lot more fun to plan.

So you’ve got working artists coming in to speak? Will there be some UNAPOLOGETIC artists involved?

IMAKEMADBEATS: Our aim was really to facilitate a larger discussion with people who perhaps wouldn’t be as accessible. So it’s about reaching for Amanda Seales or a Money Man or Memphis legends like Three 6 Mafia. We’re still solidifying who’s going to show up. It was about pulling in those people, and UNAPOLOGETIC, Memphis Slim House and YouTube are facilitators of those discussions. I’m sure [UNAPOLOGETIC president] Kid Maestro and Tonya and myself, and some people at YouTube, will be part of the discussions, but it’s not really about us being the main idea people.

So it’s mostly about artists bringing their experiences? Or will you have other entertainment industry experts as well?

IMAKEMADBEATS: Absolutely. I’d say about half are rooted directly in the city of Memphis, and then others providing a national or international perspective. We all know the creative industry is much larger than the city of Memphis.

What does it mean to have a virtual program? What will it look like?

Tonya Dyson: Since YouTube is a part of Google, we’ll be using Google Meet as a main platform. Participants will register this week, and then on Monday, they’ll log in to the Google Meet session, and from there, for the next four days, they’ll be experiencing about two to two and a half hours of fun times. They’ll get information from artists they know locally and nationally. It will be just a really great time where people can learn.

Will there be more of these Future Insider events?

Tonya Dyson: Yes. Memphis is now a city that is a part of the Future Insiders fold. So we are tentatively planning additional events in the future, so we can keep bringing this type of panel. Hopefully, when the world opens all the way up, we can join the roster of their “in real life” meetups, where we can host in person sessions.

Future Insiders takes place March 21-24. Registrants must be 18-26 with interest in music/industry careers, must sign a participation waiver, and must be available from 6-8:30 p.m. daily. Free.
Registration link: https://forms.gle/CF4hTqwck1KJ7QjA8

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MEMernet: Famous Memphians, Grizzlies, and Digital Mysteries

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Famous Memphians

Ryan Hailey — 2020’s Best of the MEMernet winner — dropped a new Memphis classic on his Ryan’s Shorts YouTube channel last week. It names dozens of famous Memphians, all in under two minutes:

“Al Green, B.B. King, Shannen Doherty, Penny, and Lil’ Penny … Drake’s dad, Disco Duck, Howlin’ Wolf, Saliva … Reggie White, Lil Wyte, Herman Cain pizza bites, half of MGMT.”

Nothing left

Posted to Reddit by u/JediArchitect

Fartlek

World got you down? Jim Eubanks had some ultra-specific advice on Nextdoor: Run a fartlek. It was something about brain chemicals, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, pollution, waste, and alienation. As of press time, the only comment on the post got to the heart of it all: “What’s a fartlek?”

History Mysteries

Posted to memphislibrary.org

Historians with the Memphis Public Libraries need your help. They have Memphis photographs for the digital archive but can’t identify the people in them. Have a look at the Dig Memphis Collection and see if you can solve what they call Dig Memphis Mysteries.

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MEMernet: Profanity, Young Dolph, and a “Non-Dimensional Church”

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“Only In Memphis”

This Picasso of profanity peeled paint from the walls in a November TikTok video filmed in a Memphis McDonald’s drive-through. We can’t print much of the tirade and for us that’s saying something. But here’s one good insult, “you garbage-can-Burger-King-McDonald’s-eatin’-ass bitch.”

Posted to YouTube by Gucci Mane

DolphTube

YouTubers focused on last week’s arrest warrant for Justin Johnson (aka Straight Drop) for the shooting death of Memphis rapper Young Dolph.

Poetik Flakko said he called Johnson’s involvement weeks ago. Hookah Anonymous opined another Memphis rapper (who we won’t name here) was involved and now seems nervous. Kmoney and Kp, from IDENTIKAL, said 300 were arrested over the weekend to force cooperation with the investigation. Meanwhile, the video to Gucci Mane’s tribute, “Long Live Dolph,” has been viewed nearly 9 million times in two weeks.

Another Dimension

One Nextdoor poster recently asked where in town to find a “non-dimensional church,” in a hilarious typo. To Nextdoor’s credit, it took days and dozens of comments before anyone corrected it.

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MEMernet: Drum Theft Drama, Milk Crate Challenge, Gold Club Humor

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Drum theft Drama

Graham Winchester, drummer in numerous Memphis bands, admitted he was having a rock-and-roll moment. On the last song of a Turnstyles set at Railgarten last weekend, he kicked his drums off the stage. Almost immediately, two guys walked off with pieces of his kit. Winchester took to Facebook with photos and a plea for help.

In a happy turn, Winchester reported the drums were found and returned: “I’m not interested in naming names or blasting anyone. That’s just not my style.”

Milk Crate Challenge

Posted to YouTube by Ken-Tenn Kustomz

Ken-Tenn Kustomz streamed Whitehaven’s huge milk crate challenge last week on YouTube.

This summer’s viral challenge has people climbing milk crates stacked like stairs. They fall, and the hilarity is the internet magic. But its danger brought an official tweet against the challenge from the FDA last week.

Dozens gathered at Whitehaven Lane Park last week to watch a handful try the challenge in a stream that lasted more than an hour.

Good One, Gold Club

Reddit user Adventure_Thyme13 captured some timely and fleeting humor last week from The Gold Club. “Sorry about OnlyFans,” read its sign. “We’re hiring.”

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MEMernet: Tmoney SoFunny, Reddit Hate, and a Creamy TikTok

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Tmoney Sofunny

Posted to Facebook by Tmoney SoFunny

On YouTube, Memphis voice-over comedian Tmoney SoFunny hilariously puts Memphis words in the mouths of actors. Here are the best insults from an overdubbed episode of Atlanta: “Your baloney sandwich eatin’ ass,” “That Diana Ross lookin’ like” emeffer, and someone with a “Baconater head.”

Gonna Hate

Haters in the Tennessee subreddit hated on Memphis last week (for all the regular reasons) after TIME magazine named the city one of the top 100 places on the planet.

Best defense comment IMHO is from u/Memphis_Fire: “Don’t you Nashville us TIME magazine! Our rough reputation is the only thing keeping housing prices somewhat reasonable! We fear for our lives daily, that’s what we tell outsiders.

“Don’t let them know it takes 15 minutes to drive anywhere and there is always parking. Don’t let others know how wonderful it is seeing all of your friends at the free Shell concerts series. Don’t let anyone know what we have!”

Satisfying

Posted to TikTok by Dinstuhl’s Candies

Dinstuhl’s Candies posted an insanely satisfying video to TikTok showing how they form marshmallow for s’mores.

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MEMernet: Neverending Elvis, a Forum Flight, and Drake on the Pipeline

Neverending Elvis

Sam’s Club

A big-box retailer emailed Memphis journalists last week to say they’ll carry a “GIANT 20 Foot Pink Limo Pool Float” at their stores this year. “Perfect for riding off into the sunset this summer in true Elvis style,” says the company. All yours for $199.98.

Forum Flight

Posted to YouTube by Stadium Landings

YouTuber Stadium Landings landed on top of the FedEx Forum last week using Microsoft Flight Simulator. The yellow plane’s flight begins north of the city, following the Mississippi River, past the Pyramid, to and through Downtown. The plane circles the Forum and successfully lands on top. Just goes to show, there’s something for everyone on the internet.

Drake Weighs In

Posted to Reddit by u/goldchainnightmare

“I still hear their jingle in my head,” wrote Reddit user goldchannightmare.

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From Netflix to Criterion: All You Need to Know About What’s Streaming

Those of us who are not doctors, nurses, or EMTs or others on the front lines of the fight against COVID-19 are faced with some time on our hands. The only silver lining to the situation is that our new reality of soft quarantine comes just as streaming video services are proliferating. There are many choices, but which ones are right for you? Here’s a rundown on the major streaming services and a recommendation of something good to watch on each channel.

Stevie Wonder plays “Superstition” on Sesame Street.

YouTube

The granddaddy of them all. There was crude streaming video on the web before 2005, but YouTube was the first company to perfect the technology and capture the popular imagination. More than 500 hours of new video are uploaded to YouTube every minute.

Cost: Free with ads. YouTube Premium costs $11.99/month for ad-free viewing and the YouTube Music app.

What to Watch: The variety of content available on YouTube is unfathomable. Basically, if you can film it, it’s on there somewhere. If I have to recommend one video out of the billions available, it’s a 6:47 clip of Stevie Wonder playing “Superstition” on Sesame Street. In 1973, a 22-year-old Wonder took time to drop in on the PBS kids’ show. He and his band of road-hard Motown gunslingers delivered one of the most intense live music performances ever captured on film to an audience of slack-jawed kids. It’s possibly the most life-affirming thing on the internet.

From Netflix to Criterion: All You Need to Know About What’s Streaming

Dolemite Is My Name

Netflix

When the DVD-by-mail service started pivoting to streaming video in 2012, it set the template for the revolution that followed. Once, Netflix had almost everything, but recently they have concentrated on spending billions creating original programming that ranges from the excellent, like Roma, to the not-so excellent.

Cost: Prices range from $8.99/month for SD video on one screen, to $15.99/month, which gets you 4K video on up to four screens simultaneously.

What to Watch: Memphian Craig Brewer’s 2019 film Dolemite Is My Name is the perfect example of what Netflix is doing right. Eddie Murphy stars as Rudy Ray Moore, the chitlin’ circuit comedian who reinvented himself as the kung-fu kicking, super pimp Dolemite and became an independent film legend. From the screenplay by Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski to Wesley Snipes as a drunken director, everyone is at the top of their game.

Future Man

Hulu

Founded as a joint venture by a mixture of old-guard media businesses and dot coms to compete with Netflix, Hulu is now controlled by Disney, thanks to their 2019 purchase of Fox. It features a mix of movies and shows that don’t quite fit under the family-friendly Disney banner. The streamer’s secret weapon is Hulu with Live TV.

Cost: $5.99/month for shows with commercials, $11.99 for no commercials; Hulu with Live TV, $54.99/month.

What to Watch: Hulu doesn’t make as many originals as Netflix, but they knocked it out of the park with Future Man. Josh Futturman (Josh Hutcherson) is a nerd who works as a janitor at a biotech company by day and spends his nights mastering a video game called Biotic Wars. A pair of time travelers appear and tell him his video game skills reveal him as the chosen one who will save humanity from a coming catastrophe. The third and final season of Future Man premieres April 3rd.

Logan Lucky


Amazon Prime Video

You may already subscribe to Amazon Prime Video. The streaming service is an add-on to Amazon Prime membership and features the largest selection of legacy content on the web, plus films and shows produced by Amazon Studios.

Cost: Included with the $99/year Amazon Prime membership.

What to Watch: You can always find something in Amazon’s huge selection, but if you missed Steven Soderbergh’s redneck heist comedy Logan Lucky when it premiered in 2017, now’s the perfect time to catch up. Channing Tatum and Adam Driver star as the Logan brothers, who plot to rob the Charlotte Motor Speedway.

Inside Out

Disney+

The newcomer to the streaming wars is also the elephant in the room. Disney flexes its economic hegemony by undercutting the other streaming services in cost while delivering the most popular films of the last decade. Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars flicks are all here, along with the enormous Disney vault dating back to 1940. So if you want to watch The Avengers, you gotta pay the mouse.

Cost: $6.99/month or $69.99/year.

What to Watch: These are difficult times to be a kid, and no film has a better grasp of children’s psychology than Pixar’s Inside Out. Riley (Kaitlyn Dias) is an 11-year-old Minnesotan whose parents’ move to San Francisco doesn’t quite go as planned.

Cleo from 5 to 7

The Criterion Channel

Since 1984, The Criterion Collection has been keeping classics, art films, and the best of experimental video in circulation through the finest home video releases in the industry. They pioneered both commentary tracks and letterboxing, which allows films to be shown in their original widescreen aspect ratio. Their streaming service features a rotating selection of Criterion films, with the best curated recommendations around. You’ll find everything from Carl Theodor Dreyer’s 1928 silent epic The Passion of Joan of Arc to Ray Harryhausen’s seminal special effects extravaganza Jason and the Argonauts.

Cost: $99.99/year or $10.99/month.

What to Watch: One of the legendary directors whose body of work makes the Criterion Channel worth it is Agnès Varda. In the Godmother of French New Wave’s 1962 film, Cleo from 5 to 7, Corinne Marchand stars as a singer whose glamorous life in swinging Paris is interrupted by an ominous visit to the doctor. As she waits the fateful two hours to get the results of a cancer test, she reflects on her existence and the perils of being a woman in a man’s world.

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Future-Everything Hosts YouTube “QuaranStream”

Future-Everything, a Memphis-based “for artist, by artist” multimedia label and lifestyle brand that collaborates with more than 50 EDM artists and multi-instrumentalists from around the world, debuted its first live “QuaranStream” episode on YouTube last Wednesday.

The episode was hosted by Future-Everything co-founder Micah McGee, otherwise known by his DJ name Strooly, previewing the label’s unreleased material, like the upcoming Night Park EP that drops April 3rd, masters from the forthcoming HeartWerk EP, and unheard demos from collaborators Qemist and DJ DanceAlone.

“It was so awesome to get to preview out all this unreleased music we have coming out in the next few months,” says McGee. “There’s no other way we could feel comfortable doing that.”

Micah “Strooly” McGee

Future-Everything has experimented with streaming live content in the past, McGee having produced a live podcast series in the infancy stages of the label’s founding in 2014. Due to technical difficulties, however, the label steered its focus toward live events. But with the recent changes in events surrounding the global pandemic, Future-Everything was encouraged to revisit the idea of live streams.

“I think considering how quickly I pieced the setup together, it went great,” says McGee. “It was the first one I’ve done like that, so there were some great learnings to come from it.”

McGee hopes that through the live streams, his collaborators can continue to make a living while aiding growth in the musical community.

“If there’s anything that we can do to help keep our artists connected, and maybe even help supplement some income through these efforts in the near future, then we are going to do everything we can in the meantime to help get us closer to that,” he says.

To stay updated on Future-Everything’s QuaranStreams, follow Future-Everything (username ftrvrythng) on social media.