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Spooky Spirits

Whether you’re hosting friends for Halloween fun this weekend, sipping drinks while manning the candy bowl for trick-or-treaters, or ringing doorbells with your own costumed kids, I urge you to get into the “spirit” of the season with a specialty cocktail.

Go for the jugular, and try making a deep purple or red drink that would make Dracula salivate. Martha Stewart’s website has a recipe for a crowd-pleasing Spiced (and Spiked) Concord Grape Punch, which combines vodka with Concord grape juice, cardamom pods, cinnamon sticks, nutmeg, and simple syrup. An alternative is Real Simple‘s Vampire Punch, a blend of Campari, gin, orange juice, club soda, simple syrup, and pomegranate seeds.

Saveur, meanwhile, offers the Little Devil, a mean blend of tequila, mescal, cherry liqueur, agave, lime juice, and Ancho Reyes ancho chile liqueur, a major flavor booster that I plan to write about in a future column. Traditionally served in a rocks glass, the Little Devil could be decanted into a Mason jar for door-to-door trick-or-treating. Thanks to the Ancho Reyes, the drink packs a nice heat that will keep you warm on a crisp fall evening.

You can also use that cherry liqueur to mix up a classic Blood and Sand, a Scotch and vermouth concoction named for the 1922 silent film starring Rudolph Valentino. Or “bloody” your beer with a michelada-like recipe I found via Bon Appetit‘s website, which combines tomato juice, lime juice, hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and light beer in glasses rimmed with a blend of salt and red pepper flakes.

If you prefer your Halloween more silly than spooky, I recommend making the Jack-O-Lantern, a nice cocktail to nurse while you’re greeting trick-or-treaters at the front door. The drink is simple to make, but, thanks to its bright orange color, feels particularly Halloween-y. Just pour 1 ounce cognac, 1 ½ ounces orange juice, ½ ounce ginger ale, and ½ ounce Grand Marnier into a cocktail shaker, then strain into an old fashioned glass over ice. Top the drink with an orange wheel that has a lime peel poked through it to create a “pumpkin stem.”

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The devil is in the details: Rim your drinking glass with lime juice and colored sugar, found in the baking aisle of the grocery store. Make eyeball garnishes, using large, seedless grapes augmented with blueberry pupils — or get the same effect with pitted olives stuffed with chunks of baby carrots. If you have time, peel radishes to create a “bloodshot” effect, then use a melon baller to scoop out enough space for a halved pimento-stuffed green olive, which makes the perfect iris and pupil. Stick any of these on a toothpick, then drop them into your martini glass for an instant fright.

If you’re pulling out all the stops for a costume party, place dry ice under your punch bowl, and fill and freeze surgical gloves to make ice cube “hands” to cool the concoction inside it. Or, if you’re serving hard cider, create shrunken heads by carving faces into Granny Smith apples a few days before the party, then float them in the cider.

What I don’t recommend for Halloween: drinking Zombies or any variation thereof. The name sounds apt for Halloween, but a Zombie can take most mortals from a good time to a black-out drunk faster than you can say Victor Frankenstein. And the last thing you want to have happen this weekend is to turn from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde. Save the Zombie for another night. Drink safely, and have fun!

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The Walking Dead Shambles To Its Fifth Season Finale

The Walking Dead, one of the most popular shows on television, is about the South. To survive the zombies is to be dehumanized through repetition. The characters are always negotiating this. Life is horrible, and it wears you down. If you aim for something better, you are letting your guard down and will be consumed.



In The Wire (from which Walking Dead imports cast members) and Romero’s zombie films, it was not simply about the code of survival. It was about the social order that leads to racism—capitalism without empathy. There was an analytic, satirical lilt that brought the hope of something better. That kind of thoughtful remove only appears here when it comes to blood and guts, and silent action sequences.

Makeup artist Greg Nicotero’s zombie effects are a recurring highlight of The Walking Dead.

Instead, The Walking Dead extends its continual, hysterical horror to every waking moment in a cornpone apocalyptic South that is 90% backwoods and dirt. The first half of the fifth season, airing last fall, featured an improbable Twilight Zone hospital in Atlanta. The second half-season, ending Sunday, is better, speaking to showrunner Scott Gimple’s strength: quiet character moments. The group enters a suburban stronghold and for once are the cause of the conflict, a new twist on the small communities with secret flaws they’ve run into.

The quiet bits get better and better. A solitary character digging a hole eats a worm. A mourner cries, gets up and stabs a zombie, then goes back to crying. When the show goes for bigger ideas it fails, such as that still-functioning hospital populated by uniformed cops and nurses. The cops are rapists who create patients by hitting people with their cars, and the patients who survive get scrubs. The hospital is held in a delicate balance of power by a character named Dawn, so thinly drawn that she and her locale are unbelievable from start to finish. The same is true when characters leave for Washington, D.C. on the word of a mulleted redneck character who claims he is a scientist and has a cure. They are improbably flabbergasted when he does not.



Andrew Lincoln and Norman Remus in The Walking Dead

But the current story arc works. The characters exhibit PTSD. Group leader Rick (Andrew Lincoln) gets clean-shaven and becomes an awkward neighborhood hunk. Carol (series MVP Melissa McBride) memorably threatens a child with a literal monster story while promising him cookies. They read as veterans unable to fake their way through civilian life. And no matter how clumsily an ill-fated supply run or tenuous alliance is set up, I’m still frightened by the inevitable zombie attacks. There’s no new monsters, no head zombie, no new wrinkle in the human sadists or built to spill communities we see, only more zombies.

Melissa McBride as Carol in The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead is secretly about the state of labor in this country: the act of doing something just to get by. Instead of earning money, the action is sending a knife or bullet into a dirty head. Even when it experiments, as with Tyreese’s stream-of-consciousness death, the camera always lingers on Greg Nicotero’s compelling makeup effects, which have humor and detail the storylines lack. Heads deflate lovingly. What would a skull look like with a flare going off inside? How do branch-impaled zombies sway? Our heroes destroy faces, and this violence is what we came for: the utter denial of another’s identity to preserve our own.

In horror film criticism there is much discussion of the Other. But The Walking Dead is resolutely less and less able to investigate the zombies or tell their stories. In Frank Darabont’s first season, Rick told a poor woman who had become melded to her bike, in an arty moment of empathy, “I’m sorry this has happened to you.” Now the undead are simply flesh thrills of the week, while the dramatic emphasis is on how weary everyone is. And, as they tell you about 200 times in overwrought Southern accents, they are really fucking weary. 



To be a sleepy-eyed crossbow enthusiast or a grizzled sheriff with a bizarre British-Southern cadence is to want to let your guard down, to want to stop being alert. As Rick puts it, talking about how to let go of fear: “Rest in peace, now get up and go to work.” It sums up what it is like to be in an environment where your job is a repetition that slowly beats the life from you. To be an action hero requires a romanticized view of oneself, to see the world as full of monsters and a denial of empathy for others as the only way to stay alive. This viewpoint is very appealing. But even some of the worst real-life experiences have moments of respite. The romance is that there never would be, it’s the lie that sells the hole you’re stuck in.

The Walking Dead season 5 finale airs Sunday on AMC. 

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Life After Beth

When reliable performers show up in a film that is neither good nor bad, they appear frozen, bored, cut off. In films like these, placeholding paycheck performances don’t sting much, but the latest versions of the old familiar tricks feel like mirages, too.

Such actorly lifelessness eventually conquers the cast of Jeff Baena’s Life After Beth, which isn’t a high-concept horror-romance as much as it is an impressive collection of talent sitting around while some decent ideas about love, humanity, and violence recede into the suburban background.

Baena’s film initially follows brooding young stormcloud Zach (Dane DeHaan) as he tries to recover from the sudden death of his girlfriend Beth (Aubrey Plaza). Zach grieves by spending lots of time with Beth’s shell-shocked parents played by Molly Shannon and John C. Reilly.

Dane DeHaan and Aubrey Plaza star in Life After Beth

One day, Zach stops by Beth’s parents’ house, but they won’t let him in. Later that evening Zach returns. He sneaks around to the back, peers through a window, and, to his surprise, glimpses Beth walking down a hallway. For some reason, she’s come back, and although she is a bit foggy, she seems fine. So Zach and Beth try to rekindle their relationship. What could go wrong?

Life After Beth is kind of about grief and kind of about teenage romance, but it’s mostly about interesting-looking faces. Reilly’s comic-menacing mug is dominated by a strong, tiered brow that buries his eyes so deeply in his head he suggests an overgrown troll who views the world through a speakeasy door slot. DeHaan’s weary, wrinkled newborn’s eyes and motionless shingle of hair offset his quivering childlike mouth; Plaza’s huge, deadish eyes and bulbous head suggest a predatory hipster insect that’s sucked too much blood.

Life After Beath is seldom raw or intense and never truly funny. It is kinky, though. A scene of joyful, broad-daylight necrophilia in the sands of a public park playground contrasts a romantic evening at the beach that explodes into a Kiss Me Deadly holocaust.

A likely future cult classic, this tantalizing, gender-flipped variation of Warm Bodies checks at least one item off its list — there are fewer people standing around doing nothing at the end than there were at the beginning.