Di Anne Price & Her Boyfriends, 6-9 p.m., at Isaac Hayes. And now I must beat it. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can prove to me that Anna Nicole Smith is not a man nor has ever been one, then I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see what Dr. Gott has to say today. Maybe he ll have written about one of his favorite topics: old people who still have sex.
— T.S..
