The Mudflaps at Patrick’s. Kim Richardson at the P&H. Keisure Suit with DJ Jason “Witnesse” Sims at Melange. And now I must make tracks. As always, I really don’t care what you do this week, because I don’t even know you, and unless you ca furnish me with thr3ee shinynew Saturn SL1 hubcaps — and put them on the car — I feel fairly certain I dn’t want to meet you. Besides, it’s time for me to go turn a jpeg into a pdf and see if I can find my VHS of the country singer crooning about taking a Doxidan in the PM for a BM in the AM.
— T.S.
