The Memphis Grizzlies vs. Minnesota at The Pyramid and we d better win and that s all I know and now I must get out of here before a house falls on me. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you re the guy who just walked past my office wearing perhaps the best mullet wig I ve ever seen (thank you!), I feel very doubtful that I want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to spice up my life a bit. I think I ll wear a taffeta ball gown into the bank and see if anyone notices.
—T.S.
