Morning 40 Federation and Losers Beat Winners at Young Avenue Deli, and now I must be gone before a house falls on me. As always, I really don’t care what you do this week because I don’t even know you, and unless you can shovel a few of your tax dollars this way for me to hang out at P.F. Chang’s while the rest of the Senate is trying to figure out a way to keep the state from shutting down, I’m sure I don’t want to meet you. Besides, it’s time for me to blow this joint and go see about some concert tickets. Just read where Billy Joel checked himself out of drug rehab early to go on a “joint” tour with Elton John.
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