Di Anne Price & Her Boyfriends are at Isaac Hayes tonight from 7-10 p.m. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can get me the phone recording of the conversation in which Martha Stewart reportedly screamed at her broker that she was going to take her account elsewhere if he didn t get the on-hold music changed and I bet she wished she had then I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and see if there s a law that requires a sitting American president to undergo psychological evaluation if it becomes apparent that he is a danger to himself and society, the latter party being the only one to worry about.
— T.S.
