Go gaga over The Goo Goo Dolls tonight at The Orpheum. Or hear The Andy Grooms Band at Young Avenue Deli. Or don’t. As always, I really couldn’t care less what you do tonight or any other night, because I don?t even know you, and unless you can help the local populace understand that there is really only one living celebrity with whom to be concerned — Elizabeth Taylor, of course — then I’m sure I don’t want to meet you. Besides, I must go now and begin my little story for next week, about how a Commercial Appeal columnist just basically ruined the career of one of the sweetest people this city has ever known.
—T.S.
