The Pirates are at the Glass Onion, and now I must go. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can get the media to give us a lot more in depth information about the reported wedding between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony (I am spellbound and can t sleep, not really knowing if the multi-talented couple really tied the knot), then I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go listen to some Ray Charles records and mourn the loss of a real legend.
—J.B.>
