Tonight, of course, is the night of the Elvis Week Candlelight Vigil and Vigilcast, during which guests line up and pay their respects as they make their way up the long driveway to the gravesite. And just down the street, it might be very interesting to see what’s happening at karaoke night at Hernando’s Hide-A-Way. Or then again, it may not. As always, I really couldn’t care less what you do tonight or any other night, because I don’t even know you, and unless you can explain how one could climb the Empire State Building in the same amount of time it takes to get one’s car tags renewed around here, I’m sure I don’t want to meet you. Besides, I must leave now and go make sure George W. believes that he believes in what he believes in. I believe.
—T.S