Bruce Barham is performing muligenre music from over three decades tonight at the P&H Cafe. And Ol’ Yeller and Tyler Keith & The Preacher’s Kids are at Young Avenue Deli. And now I must go. As always, I really don’t care what you do this week, because I don’t even know you and unless you are ready to deliver that sack of unmarked bills to me. I’m sure I never want to meet you. Besides, it’s time for me to blow this dump and finish packing. I seem to have lost my Weekly World News article about a man in Russia convicted of killing and eating 52 children. I keep it because I have met him.
— TIM SAMPSON