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From Dumb County to ‘Dog Police,’ a Q&A with Piano Man Pictures’ Chad Allen Barton

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File this one under “audiobooks.” The Bluff City-based film collective Piano Man Pictures has released the recording (podcast? audiobook? radio show?) of Dumb County, the script too outrageous, too expensive, and (at least right now) too on the nose to film.

The group is known around the Memphis film scene, having been frequent contributors to

 the Indie Memphis Film Festival, the Time Warp Drive-In, and being co-creators, with long-running Memphis video rental store and venue Black Lodge, of the Cinematic Panic film festival. Most recently, PMP’s “We Got a Problem with Groundwater,” directed by Shelby Baldock, screened at Indie Memphis 2020 and is a Bowery Awards finalist.

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Chad Allen Barton

Dumb County is a delight — if the listener can stomach the absolutely awful cast of characters. The full cast of voice actors and occasional sound effects up the production value — I’ve listened to professionally produced audiobooks with less pizazz. It follows an out-of-town couple broken down at the edge of town, and the mechanic named Cornfed, the sheriff, the town preacher, and other county residents they meet. Dumb County was recorded in front of a live studio audience at Black Lodge, where Barton is a co-owner. The audiobook stars Stephen Teague, Michelle Allmon, Steven Burk, Greg Boller, Jason Gerhard, Ryan Scott, David Hammons, Markus Seaberry, and Jimmy Hoxie. Teague is the narrator.

I spoke with PMP’s Chad Allen Barton about the catharsis of character work, the music video “Dog Police” by the Memphis band of the same name, and of course Dumb County.

Memphis Flyer: So you guys did a table read, essentially?

Chad Allen Barton: We did basically a live table read with nine different actors. We had everybody mic’d up, and it was at Black Lodge one night in front of about 25 people.

And that’s the recording — that’s what we’re hearing?

Correct. We recorded it live.

Part of why this is the audio play version instead of the feature film is that it would be way too expensive to produce by yourselves?

Yeah, it’s a large cast, and there are also a lot of really expensive things like cars exploding and flipping downhill and gas stations exploding and all kinds of wild shit that we just don’t have the money to do.

Right.

And nobody in their right mind would give me any amount of money right now to do it because it’s extremely offensive toward certain people. Namely awful rednecks.

That might actually be pretty cathartic right now.

[Barton laughs]

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Charlie Metz

So “wild” is on brand for Piano Man Pictures, but why did you write something that would be so expensive? I mean, this is not like spray-painting gourds, which you did for your macaroni farm short. You always find a way to make things look good. I feel like that’s part of the ethos, but it’s balanced with practicality. So what happened?




This took like seven years to write, with Charlie Metz. Basically it’s just me and Charlie sitting around and drinking and just doing characters. We did the characters enough that we started constructing stories. So, we said, okay, let’s work on a script. We would go on these long tirades where we would slip into the characters and [keep drinking]. Then we would wake up the next morning and see what we had and edit sober. It was the right mindset for those characters.

That seems like a pressure release valve. Do you think that kind of exposure to hateful and willfully ignorant people is what made Dumb County happen?

Oh, definitely. Especially for Charlie, who is just so frustrated with the way things are. So to be able to slip into these characters who aren’t self aware, but to add something that makes it funny [is really relieving].

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The cast of Dumb County performing live at Black Lodge.


So, more generally, what’s going on with you at PMP?

Well Lights Camera Bullshit is on Amazon. We were editing Soft Boy the other day. We’re getting it to a pretty good place. We were going to move faster with it, but with all that’s going on, what’s the rush? I don’t really want to do an online release. Probably before the end of the year, we’ll have a decent cut of it with effects.

Have you got anything else in the works?

I’m working on a short with Rachel [M. Taylor] that has to do with education and the future of education. It’s kind of sci-fi. My mind always goes back to science-fiction in some form.

Anything else?

There’s that, and I’m still trying to finish the “Dog Police” documentary. We’re going to have to do something without a lot of photos to cut between, so we’re probably going to have to do something with animation and 3-D stuff. Some weird, crude reenactments of certain things.

Well, it’s “Dog Police.” You said “weird” and “crude,” and nobody’s going to say “This doesn’t fit! Have they even seen the music video?”

It does make total sense. All we have to do is go into the space [at the Medicine Factory] and throw on a smoke machine and strobe light, and that’s pretty much what the music video looks like.

Is there anything else you want people to mention?

I guess you can mention our Patreon page for anyone who wants to contribute and help get the movie made. And you can always mention Black Lodge.

Listen to Dumb County at the Piano Man Pictures website.

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Black Lodge

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Memphis Made Feature Film Lights, Camera, Bullshit Debuts on Amazon Prime Video

Eric Tate stars as a desperate director in Lights, Camera, Bullshit

Director Chad Allen Barton, one of the founders of Memphis production company Piano Man Pictures, won Best Hometowner Feature at the 2014 Indie Memphis Film Festival with his full-length debut Lights, Camera, Bullshit. The film stars Eric Tate, the lead actor from Craig Brewer’s 2000 debut The Poor and Hungry, as Gerald Evans, a filmmaker returning to the Bluff City after an unhappy sojourn in Hollywood.

At first, he is idealistic, going to heroic lengths to make the artistically interesting independent film he was prevented from making by the industry. But life always forces compromises, and he is forced to make a devil’s bargain with shady producer Don (veteran actor Ron Gephart) to make, in Don’s words, “dog shit.”

Gerald plays straight man as his world gets more and more surreal. He gets in trouble with the mob — and caught in a gang war between two groups of very unconvincing presidential impersonators. Then, his girlfriend becomes pregnant.

Lights, Camera, Bullshit is a gonzo comedy with some dramatic overtones, influenced by the work of Spike Jones and Charlie Kauffman. The cast features some of the best Memphis actors of the last decade’s indie movement: Markus Seaberry, Don Meyers, the Memphis Flyer‘s own Jon W. Sparks, Dorv Armour, Brandon Sams, McTyere Parker, and, in his final role, Tate’s co-star in The Poor and Hungry, the late John Still as a terrorist disguised as president William Henry Harrison. The narrator is Michael Horse, the actor who became famous as Deputy Hawk Hill in Twin Peaks.

“Many of the events in the film happened to us while we were actually trying to make the film, albeit not as exaggerated and cartoonish,” says Barton. “We had to film in back alleys and behind abandoned buildings in order to have locations that required no money, and at times using our film slate to show the cops we weren’t trying to break in anywhere, just film a movie.”

Lights, Camera, Bullshit makes its streaming debut on Amazon Prime Video this week. Piano Man Pictures will celebrate with a watch party tonight, (Thursday, July 9th) featuring the stars and crew of the film. To watch along, you can go to the Piano Man Pictures website tonight at 7:30 p.m. CDT.

Memphis Made Feature Film Lights, Camera, Bullshit Debuts on Amazon Prime Video

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Piano Man Pictures Retrospective Screening At Crosstown Arts

UPDATE: The Piano Man Pictures Roadshow screening has been postponed due to weather. According to organizer Chad Allen Barton, they are looking at rescheduling to “mid-February”.

The story of independent film in Memphis is the story of friends banding together to make the most of scarce resources and realize their dream projects.

Piano Man Pictures is the perfect example of how we do it here. It’s a film collective made up of young Memphis filmmakers like founder Shelby Baldock, Lights, Camera, Bullshit director Chad Allen Barton, fantasy director and Indie Grant recipient Rachel M. Taylor, cinematographer Stephen Lewis Hildreth, Charlie Metz, editor Stephen Teague, filmmakers Celeste Dixon, Thomas A. Hunt, Jordan Alexander, musicians Jacques Granger and Zach Glover.

This Saturday, January 13, the Piano Man Pictures collective will bring a selection of some new and old works to the big screen at Crosstown Arts. Short works screened will include Baldock’s existential horror “Faceless, But Remembered”, Taylor’s acclaimed fantasy short “Avarice”, Barton’s “H.I.D.”, and a conspiracy theory comedy by Teague called “The Price of Air”. There will also be sneak previews of upcoming works by Piano Man Pictures.

This event will also be the kickoff for an upcoming tour to take these films to cinephiles around the country. The program will start at Crosstown Arts at 7 PM on Saturday, Jan. 13. The cost is $10, and if you pay on the Piano Man website, you’ll be entered to win a $25 Amazon gift card.

Piano Man Pictures Retrospective Screening At Crosstown Arts